Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5954860 times)

Oblivion · « **Reply #23160 on:** June 18, 2012, 03:18:40 AM »

So it seems this whole misogyny in video games thing won't be ending any time soon:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=478890

edit:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38987932&postcount=2

Oblivion · « **Reply #23161 on:** June 18, 2012, 03:58:50 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23162 on:** June 18, 2012, 04:27:53 AM »

I can't stop listening to that pomf song

Momo · « **Reply #23163 on:** June 18, 2012, 04:29:13 AM »

Didnt read the article, maybe she just looked daft. She is after all Australian.

benjipwns · « **Reply #23164 on:** June 18, 2012, 05:20:28 AM »

Some day there will be a cure.

magus · « **Reply #23165 on:** June 18, 2012, 05:46:29 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 17, 2012, 08:56:11 PM

Was anyone actually able to play SSB Brawl online?

as long as you play 1 vs 1 and use friend code everything is fine but as you do a 3 player match or a 4 player match the lag become incredible

i've never ever been able to find anybody using the random match up option to the point i started to think the problem was mine (since i was playing a dirty pirate ntsc copy) but apparently it was a pretty common problem so...

if you want a good online wii game play monster hunter 3,no friend codes,no lag and you have the ability to send "you guys are a bunch of feggits" message without mommy nintendo watching you

The Sceneman · « **Reply #23166 on:** June 18, 2012, 05:48:47 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 15, 2012, 09:33:18 PM

yeah, owl-faced wizard. i used to think sceneman had worse taste than magoose but i've amended that. scene could overtake magoose again if he tries hard, but i doubt either of them will ever be able to dethrone the wizard.

hey name one shitty game that I like (other than Shenmue). I insist on playing only the finest software.

Oblivion · « **Reply #23167 on:** June 18, 2012, 06:59:59 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on June 18, 2012, 05:48:47 AM

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 15, 2012, 09:33:18 PM
yeah, owl-faced wizard. i used to think sceneman had worse taste than magoose but i've amended that. scene could overtake magoose again if he tries hard, but i doubt either of them will ever be able to dethrone the wizard.

hey name one shitty game that I like (other than Shenmue).

FFVII.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23168 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:51:35 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 18, 2012, 05:24:15 AM

Quote from: The Experiment on June 17, 2012, 05:18:50 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 17, 2012, 05:07:16 PM
People not even knowing about Rodney King? lol US education.

Considering how it gets referenced every now and then, even the "lol US education" excuse doesn't work.

Maybe if these people stopped jerking it to anime/manga/Nintendo and started paying attention to the world around them, they wouldn't look like dumbasses.

There's a reasonable chance some of them aren't American. And if you're not American, and you're in your teens, why the hell would you know who Rodney King was?

It's like being shocked if Americans don't know who I'm talking about when I say Naoko Kikuchi and Katsuya Takahashi were finally caught by police. The world has more important things to do than pore over American history, you self-centred pricks.

Not really, I was referring to the Americans in that thread who had no idea who Rodney King is.

And besides, even if there was a "Rodney King is dead," I wouldn't just post "who is rodney king lol," I would google the name and read up first.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #23169 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:59:30 AM »

Quote from: Momo on June 18, 2012, 04:29:13 AM

Didnt read the article, maybe she just looked daft. She is after all Australian.

She could be a New Zealander though, there's plenty of them here and they need all the help they can get.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23170 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:05:02 AM »

Quote from: Huff on June 17, 2012, 08:30:38 PM

The tyeforce feg started a streetpass meetup group. Dude nintards are crazy

"streetpass meetup group" is a phrase you shouldn't be able to say out loud without cringing.

parallax · « **Reply #23171 on:** June 18, 2012, 03:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 18, 2012, 06:59:59 AM

Quote from: The Sceneman on June 18, 2012, 05:48:47 AM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 15, 2012, 09:33:18 PM
yeah, owl-faced wizard. i used to think sceneman had worse taste than magoose but i've amended that. scene could overtake magoose again if he tries hard, but i doubt either of them will ever be able to dethrone the wizard.

hey name one shitty game that I like (other than Shenmue).

FFVII.

did you even play VII?(the fucking answer better be yes, damnit)

Oblivion · « **Reply #23172 on:** June 18, 2012, 04:31:44 PM »

Quote from: parallax on June 18, 2012, 03:04:58 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on June 18, 2012, 06:59:59 AM
Quote from: The Sceneman on June 18, 2012, 05:48:47 AM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 15, 2012, 09:33:18 PM
yeah, owl-faced wizard. i used to think sceneman had worse taste than magoose but i've amended that. scene could overtake magoose again if he tries hard, but i doubt either of them will ever be able to dethrone the wizard.

hey name one shitty game that I like (other than Shenmue).

FFVII.

did you even play VII?(the fucking answer better be yes, damnit)

Heh. I was just trollin, dawg.

Lan · « **Reply #23173 on:** June 18, 2012, 06:58:31 PM »

Quote from: parallax on June 18, 2012, 03:04:58 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on June 18, 2012, 06:59:59 AM
Quote from: The Sceneman on June 18, 2012, 05:48:47 AM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 15, 2012, 09:33:18 PM
yeah, owl-faced wizard. i used to think sceneman had worse taste than magoose but i've amended that. scene could overtake magoose again if he tries hard, but i doubt either of them will ever be able to dethrone the wizard.

hey name one shitty game that I like (other than Shenmue).

FFVII.

did you even play VII?(the fucking answer better be yes, damnit)

I've never played VII. I tried a long time ago on PC but my PC couldn't handle the graphics lol. Ever since then I've never felt the need to play it. The story sounds too mixed up and random for me to even care about playing it.

Himu · « **Reply #23174 on:** June 18, 2012, 06:59:38 PM »

Quote from: Lan on June 18, 2012, 06:58:31 PM

Quote from: parallax on June 18, 2012, 03:04:58 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on June 18, 2012, 06:59:59 AM
Quote from: The Sceneman on June 18, 2012, 05:48:47 AM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 15, 2012, 09:33:18 PM
yeah, owl-faced wizard. i used to think sceneman had worse taste than magoose but i've amended that. scene could overtake magoose again if he tries hard, but i doubt either of them will ever be able to dethrone the wizard.

hey name one shitty game that I like (other than Shenmue).

FFVII.

did you even play VII?(the fucking answer better be yes, damnit)

I've never played VII. I tried a long time ago on PC but my PC couldn't handle the graphics lol. Ever since then I've never felt the need to play it. The story sounds too mixed up and random for me to even care about playing it.

At least get the soundtrack.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23175 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:04:19 PM »

FFVIII is where it's at. At this point, you can skip FFVII.

Oblivion · « **Reply #23176 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:05:45 PM »

Seriously, though what's the deal with so many wimminz threads on gaf lately?

Lan · « **Reply #23177 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:17:07 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 18, 2012, 07:05:45 PM

Seriously, though what's the deal with so many wimminz threads on gaf lately?

They want to understand women better so they can put a ring on it? I don't know.

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #23178 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:38:01 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 18, 2012, 07:05:45 PM

Seriously, though what's the deal with so many wimminz threads on gaf lately?

the Eve of the Summer Romance is upon us. Posting in a nebulous, cyclical thread of white-knighting, PUA bunk and whining probably wouldn't get the attention the OPs want in time to ladder jump/make the last move/bla bla bla.

Atramental · « **Reply #23179 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:05:51 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 18, 2012, 07:05:45 PM

Seriously, though what's the deal with so many wimminz threads on gaf lately?

I believe there's a correlation between warm weather and sex hormones.

magus · « **Reply #23180 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:24:10 PM »

people who haven't played FF7

Lan · « **Reply #23181 on:** June 18, 2012, 08:30:19 PM »

Slavery sneakers are designed and planned for retail release in the United States, Gaf claims it has nothing to do with American Slavery.

I would only slightly consider the later if it was a foreign company designing the shoes and that these shoes were being released outside of the United States.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #23182 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:01:01 PM »

Quote from: Lan on June 18, 2012, 07:17:07 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on June 18, 2012, 07:05:45 PM
Seriously, though what's the deal with so many wimminz threads on gaf lately?

They want to understand women better so they can put a ring on it? I don't know.

Now that song is in my head. Damn you.

Atramental · « **Reply #23183 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:22:28 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23184 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:26:07 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 18, 2012, 09:22:28 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38996617&postcount=10250
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38997375&postcount=10255
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38997946&postcount=10259
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38998315&postcount=10262
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39000893&postcount=10274
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39001218&postcount=10275
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39011964&postcount=10282
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39015327&postcount=10293
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39016639&postcount=10297

I wonder what it must feel like to be lavished with such praise. (Image removed from quote.)

Show your tits and let's find out.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23185 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:28:43 PM »

She'll probably just say "thanks guys

" and that's it. If I were a girl, my vagina would be sahara-dry over these gumps with their gump compliments.

I do hope she realizes that she's opened the virginal flood gates. Jamesfrom818 will look like a socially adjusted well hung stud by comparison.

Atramental · « **Reply #23186 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:39:38 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 18, 2012, 09:26:07 PM

Show your tits and let's find out.

I have big areolas, though. $:-\$

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23187 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:40:53 PM »

Let us decide on that

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #23188 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:54:06 PM »

Quote from: magus on June 18, 2012, 08:24:10 PM

people who haven't played FF7

I'ts not a good game, so those people aren't really missing out.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #23189 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:54:49 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 18, 2012, 09:40:53 PM

Let us decide on that

I've seen 'em. In fact I think I'm the one who told him.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23190 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:56:07 PM »

PM me the goods plz

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23191 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:57:28 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 18, 2012, 09:56:07 PM

PM me the goods plz

you didn't get the pm for the hidden atramental tits worship subforum?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23192 on:** June 18, 2012, 09:58:46 PM »

I'm out of the loop as always

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23193 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:02:41 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459177&page=207

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #23194 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:07:19 PM »

You crack me up, Maurice.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #23195 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:22:43 PM »

Quote from: Lan on June 18, 2012, 06:58:31 PM

Quote from: parallax on June 18, 2012, 03:04:58 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on June 18, 2012, 06:59:59 AM
Quote from: The Sceneman on June 18, 2012, 05:48:47 AM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 15, 2012, 09:33:18 PM
yeah, owl-faced wizard. i used to think sceneman had worse taste than magoose but i've amended that. scene could overtake magoose again if he tries hard, but i doubt either of them will ever be able to dethrone the wizard.

hey name one shitty game that I like (other than Shenmue).

FFVII.

did you even play VII?(the fucking answer better be yes, damnit)

I've never played VII. I tried a long time ago on PC but my PC couldn't handle the graphics lol. Ever since then I've never felt the need to play it. The story sounds too mixed up and random for me to even care about playing it.

I first played it three years ago, and yes the story is a mess. It's a waste of time and you aren't missing anything and it's crazy how people continue to ride it's nuts.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23196 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:25:28 PM »

FFVII is awesome.

Huff · « **Reply #23197 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:39:37 PM »

Was confused at Rumbler saying he was going to get that 3ds pokemon game

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38999310&postcount=98

then I realized it wasn't him

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #23198 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:58:10 PM »

Rumbler is not above playing Pokemon games. No one on this board is.

Huff · « **Reply #23199 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:00:12 PM »

but you're not supposed to admit it out loud

Broseidon · « **Reply #23200 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:09:22 PM »

Never played a Pokemon game

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #23201 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:14:03 PM »

Playing the games is irrelevant. Everyone is lame enough to be mistaken for a Pokeman fan.

Deep down inside, we're all...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

archie4208 · « **Reply #23202 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:28:44 PM »

Quote from: magus on June 18, 2012, 08:24:10 PM

people who haven't played FF7

I wish I were as lucky as them.

Oblivion · « **Reply #23203 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:43:18 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 18, 2012, 09:22:28 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38996617&postcount=10250
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38997375&postcount=10255
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38997946&postcount=10259
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38998315&postcount=10262
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39000893&postcount=10274
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39001218&postcount=10275
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39011964&postcount=10282
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39015327&postcount=10293
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39016639&postcount=10297

I wonder what it must feel like to be lavished with such praise. (Image removed from quote.)

You know, I wasn't gonna talk about her anymore, but since you brought her up...

Everyone should know those pictures Leeness posted are horrendously misleading. You know how if you go to a site like milfmovs or gigantits, they have thumbnail previews for their videos? Well, every so often they'll have a thumbnail of some broad that looks pretty good, but the moment you click on the video, you come to find out that the broad in question is a 500 lbs. behemoth with at least 6 chins. The reason they looked okay in the thumbnails was because whoever posted it was smart enough to capture at an angle where one wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

The same situation applies to Leeness. The pics she posted are meant to deceive. When you see a full body shot, you find out she's a goddamned manatee, and deserves to be beaten repeatedly. With clubs. The same way they deal with the manatee's cousin, the seal. It's only a fitting punishment.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23204 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:46:11 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 18, 2012, 11:43:18 PM

Quote from: Atramental on June 18, 2012, 09:22:28 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38996617&postcount=10250
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38997375&postcount=10255
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38997946&postcount=10259
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38998315&postcount=10262
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39000893&postcount=10274
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39001218&postcount=10275
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39011964&postcount=10282
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39015327&postcount=10293
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39016639&postcount=10297

I wonder what it must feel like to be lavished with such praise. (Image removed from quote.)

You know, I wasn't gonna talk about her anymore, but since you brought her up...

Everyone should know those pictures Leeness posted are horrendously misleading. You know how if you go to a site like milfmovs or gigantits, they have thumbnail previews for their videos? Well, every so often they'll have a thumbnail of some broad that looks pretty good, but the moment you click on the video, you come to find out that the broad in question is a 500 lbs. behemoth with at least 6 chins. The reason they looked okay in the thumbnails was because whoever posted it was smart enough to capture at an angle where one wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

The same situation applies to Leeness. The pics she posted are meant to deceive. When you see a full body shot, you find out she's a goddamned manatee, and deserves to be beaten repeatedly. With clubs. The same way they deal with the manatee's cousin, the seal. It's only a fitting punishment.

How big are we talking? PAWG status?

Huff · « **Reply #23205 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:50:15 PM »

Thats a bit harsh.

She's no whale, but there's a reason shes getting attention on gaf and not in real life

etiolate · « **Reply #23206 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:50:38 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2012, 10:02:41 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459177&page=207

the emoticon is perfect

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23207 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:54:30 PM »

I just hate how the GAF Virgin Squad lecherously gravitates towards women with issues on that board. See: Koshiba. It is very slimy behavior.

bengraven · « **Reply #23208 on:** June 19, 2012, 12:00:25 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 18, 2012, 11:54:30 PM

I just hate how the GAF Virgin Squad lecherously gravitates towards women with issues on that board. See: Koshiba. It is very slimy behavior.

Yeah, but even non-virgins want to motorboat.gif her.

Present company included.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #23209 on:** June 19, 2012, 12:04:09 AM »

Leeness haz a killah racc

Oblivion, your comments are hate speech. She is fat, so she needs to be clubbed? Sounds like someone if even more bitter than me about their lack of action. You telling me you've never kicked it with a BBW? I'm a real boobs guy so I'm into larger chicks.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23210 on:** June 19, 2012, 12:14:55 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 18, 2012, 10:58:10 PM

Rumbler is not above playing Pokemon games. No one on this board is.

It's probably been more than a decade since I played a Pokemon.

Oblivion · « **Reply #23211 on:** June 19, 2012, 12:30:32 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on June 19, 2012, 12:04:09 AM

Leeness haz a killah racc

Oblivion, your comments are hate speech. She is fat, so she needs to be clubbed? Sounds like someone if even more bitter than me about their lack of action. You telling me you've never kicked it with a BBW? I'm a real boobs guy so I'm into larger chicks.

Not at all. I have no issue with any woman with some meat on her bones. But if they're going to be chubby, they still need to have the proper proportions. Leeness does have a nice pair, BUT she's got no hips or ass, which creates a weird, unpleasant looking body shape.

Oblivion · « **Reply #23212 on:** June 19, 2012, 12:31:58 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2012, 11:46:11 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on June 18, 2012, 11:43:18 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 18, 2012, 09:22:28 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38996617&postcount=10250
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38997375&postcount=10255
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38997946&postcount=10259
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38998315&postcount=10262
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39000893&postcount=10274
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39001218&postcount=10275
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39011964&postcount=10282
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39015327&postcount=10293
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39016639&postcount=10297

I wonder what it must feel like to be lavished with such praise. (Image removed from quote.)

You know, I wasn't gonna talk about her anymore, but since you brought her up...

Everyone should know those pictures Leeness posted are horrendously misleading. You know how if you go to a site like milfmovs or gigantits, they have thumbnail previews for their videos? Well, every so often they'll have a thumbnail of some broad that looks pretty good, but the moment you click on the video, you come to find out that the broad in question is a 500 lbs. behemoth with at least 6 chins. The reason they looked okay in the thumbnails was because whoever posted it was smart enough to capture at an angle where one wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

The same situation applies to Leeness. The pics she posted are meant to deceive. When you see a full body shot, you find out she's a goddamned manatee, and deserves to be beaten repeatedly. With clubs. The same way they deal with the manatee's cousin, the seal. It's only a fitting punishment.

How big are we talking? PAWG status? (Image removed from quote.)

Negative. If that were the case I wouldn't be complainin.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23213 on:** June 19, 2012, 12:33:01 AM »

Got proof? This is a serious charge, my brother

Oblivion · « **Reply #23214 on:** June 19, 2012, 12:44:20 AM »

Oh dear. I 'm afraid I owe Leeness an apology. I was doing some digging and I come to find out I mistook her for one of her (uglier) friends. :'(

The actual Leeness turns out isn't like ultra smoking hot, but far more smashable than previously thought.

demi · « **Reply #23215 on:** June 19, 2012, 12:55:16 AM »

I saw pics of Leeness and saw tits - would rub my penis on them

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #23216 on:** June 19, 2012, 01:06:47 AM »

The Piano thread in the OT is like omg

Atramental · « **Reply #23217 on:** June 19, 2012, 01:08:06 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 18, 2012, 09:54:49 PM

I've seen 'em. In fact I think I'm the one who told him.

Yep. Thanks Devo for making me aware of my salami nips. :'(

Hopefully after a couple of weeks of p90x classic I'll have nipples that can cut glass.

Quote from: macuser3of5 on June 18, 2012, 09:57:28 PM

you didn't get the pm for the hidden atramental tits worship subforum?

If such a forum did exist there wouldn't be a whole lot of content. I believe there's only 3 or 4 topless pics of myself on the internet.

Oblivion · « **Reply #23218 on:** June 19, 2012, 01:11:52 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 19, 2012, 01:06:47 AM

The Piano thread in the OT is like omg

Yeah, just went through it right now. It's beautiful.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #23219 on:** June 19, 2012, 01:13:00 AM »

Dude, pepperoni nips are amazing, you shouldn't be ashamed. You just need to work out and develop them before they reach their full potential.

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