The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Cascade]

I feel somewhat out of the loop here...

who is Devo and what's the whole story?

According to this guy, she's a Transwoman:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35993.msg1520237#msg1520237

[Lan]

so is it only the attractive that are called attention whores?

[Shadow Mod]

so is it only the attractive that are called attention whores?

I dunno. I think all women are called that to some degree.

[Mupepe]

I don't really need to look very much further.  I don't want to have to go where you don't follow.  I won't hold it back again, this passion inside.  I can't run from myself, there's nowhere to hide!!!


Don't make me close one more door.  I don't wanna hurt anymore.  Stay in my arms if you dare, or must I imagine you there? Don't walk away from me! I have nothing, nothing, nothing... If I don't have you, you, you, you, you!

[Third]

Well, I've dated waaaaaay more attractive women. But there's someting about Devo that makes me feel naughty inside. Maybe it's her feisty internet persona. I dunno, would bang her brains out for sure.

Most of the GAF chicks ARE pretty boring. Doesn't stop the virgins from simping on them, though

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Cyanista is scum of the earth though

deadbeat moms

[parallax]

Opiate stands near, with his sword of justice and shield of truth.

Heh heh heh.

[Tasty]

Devo all your pics make you look possessed. Like a younger version of the mom from The Devil Inside.

Try smiling or something.

Edit- Oh you were smiling in that pic. Smile like someone told a joke, and not like you just read a post you were about to pounce on.

[Verdigris Murder]

Yeah Cowbell, stop looking like such a bitch.

That's basically what Andrex (and I passive agressively) am sayin.

[Shadow Mod]

That's actually something that's been bothering me whene'er I cruise the NeoGAF post your pictures thread. It's full of "Oh, you look like this person" and "Oh, you look like that actor". And I'm like, you don't need to comment on people's pictures if you can't come up with anything nice to say, you ungraceful shits.

I don't understand, in general, not just on gaf, the idea that everyone must look like a celebrity and I must comment in such a way.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

That is because we're generally taught to be nice about those kinds of things.  Most people are plain looking, that's just the nature of the bell curve.  So rather than say, "Hey, you look like a regular dude/chick" you have to say "Hey, you look just like Andrew Garfield!"

[Lan]

I don't know, but I loled at the dude who removed all his chest hair. In the second picture he looks like he is climaxing.

I don't understand why dudes remove all their chest hair. Just trim the arm pits and spikey crotch and you are good. Just don't look like a werewolf.

[demi]

Sounds like Lan is into BEARS YOWZA

[Phoenix Dark]

Cyanista is scum of the earth though

deadbeat moms

Not sure I've heard this story. I just seem to remember Triumph semi-simping on her

[Lan]

I'm into men who like being men. Seems weird to me if they are shaving off all their hair. (in a female and male relationship)

[demi]

Men who are being men

One of us, one of us

<3

[Shadow Mod]

I'm into men who like being men. Seems weird to me if they are shaving off all their hair. (in a female and male relationship)

Same. This is why I don't usually fall in line with some of the celebrity crushes a lot of other women do.

[Lan]

Men who are being men

One of us, one of us

<3

Demi... I read this as

"Men who are doing men"

and I laughed. then re-read it and said "ooh lol"

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm into men who like being men. Seems weird to me if they are shaving off all their hair. (in a female and male relationship)

this would spawn a 10 page thread on GAF and likely get you banned

[Lan]

I'm into men who like being men. Seems weird to me if they are shaving off all their hair. (in a female and male relationship)

this would spawn a 10 page thread on GAF and likely get you banned

I don't see how, I'm saying what I'm attracted to not what has to be the standard for every man on earth. This is whats wrong with Gaf. Saying what you think always ends up as you trying to force your thinking onto every active gaf member.

You can get banned for just being in the wrong place at the wrong time lol

[Trurl]

That's actually something that's been bothering me whene'er I cruise the NeoGAF post your pictures thread. It's full of "Oh, you look like this person" and "Oh, you look like that actor". And I'm like, you don't need to comment on people's pictures if you can't come up with anything nice to say, you ungraceful shits.

I don't understand, in general, not just on gaf, the idea that everyone must look like a celebrity and I must comment in such a way.

I have a friend who, when watching a movie, has to make a comparison between every character and people she knows.  It might be fun in small doses, but gets old quickly. 

I am not Peter Parker.  Peter Parker is Peter Parker. >:^[

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Cyanista is scum of the earth though

deadbeat moms

Not sure I've heard this story. I just seem to remember Triumph semi-simping on her

The cliffnote version is that she had a kid, left him with his father, and disappeared for two years.

Then there was this strange event: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32635.msg983949#msg983949

She was just a shady character in general.  However she was attractive, had big tits, and was sarcastic in the 90s Daria sense, which tickled the pickles of a lot of thirtysomething Icons.

Meanwhile you get cheated out of being an icon while she was able to just sashay herself into being one

[Phoenix Dark]

Cyanista is scum of the earth though

deadbeat moms

Not sure I've heard this story. I just seem to remember Triumph semi-simping on her

The cliffnote version is that she had a kid, left him with his father, and disappeared for two years.

Then there was this strange event: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32635.msg983949#msg983949

She was just a shady character in general.  However she was attractive, had big tits, and was sarcastic in the 90s Daria sense, which tickled the pickles of a lot of thirtysomething Icons.

Meanwhile you get cheated out of being an icon while she was able to just sashay herself into being one

What do you expect from Willco. I'm reading that thread and he's yukking it up over her every post; I wonder how many PMs he sent her.

He went insane over electricluv too. Dude's a straight up stalker - or was. Apparently he has a gf now

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Cyanista is scum of the earth though

deadbeat moms

Not sure I've heard this story. I just seem to remember Triumph semi-simping on her

The cliffnote version is that she had a kid, left him with his father, and disappeared for two years.

Then there was this strange event: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32635.msg983949#msg983949

She was just a shady character in general.  However she was attractive, had big tits, and was sarcastic in the 90s Daria sense, which tickled the pickles of a lot of thirtysomething Icons.

Meanwhile you get cheated out of being an icon while she was able to just sashay herself into being one

What do you expect from Willco. I'm reading that thread and he's yukking it up over her every post; I wonder how many PMs he sent her.

He went insane over electricluv too. Dude's a straight up stalker - or was. Apparently he has a gf now

Yeah Willco did a lot of strange things.  The strangest one being him up and leaving Evilbore.  He always seemed the most invested in his internet friends, e-drama, and e-validation in general.

There's probably some Icon backdoor shenanigans that I'm not privy to that clarifies why he did the things he did.  Oh well...

[demi]

Um... there's nothing of the sort. I pretty much made everything public.

[fart]

ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-----

[recursivelyenumerable]

uhhh what's all this then

[Himu]

i am hairy as fuck. women say they like a hairy man, and then they see me. and they're like "you need to shave that"

fuckin german genes

[parallax]

i am hairy as fuck. women say they like a hairy man, and then they see me. and they're like "you need to shave that"

fuckin german genes

im the opposite, i struggle to grow hair. its kinda embarrasing when younger cousins have more body hair than me.

[Himu]

i am the hairiest black man i have ever seen. i always compare my body hair with other black men. I am a fucking gorilla.

[EmCeeGrammar]

I want that salt of the earth blue collar workman's hair on my forearms, but nope.  Got it plenty elsewhere though, and  i don't plan on doing anything about it.  It's too awesome to be an animal.

[BlueTsunami]

The Cyanista shit (she was so fucking hot, she looked like a pixie, one smexy pixie) brought me to the picture thread which reminded me of this shop...

[etiolate]

So much of me wishes that van was real.

[Brehvolution]

The Cyanista shit (she was so fucking hot, she looked like a pixie, one smexy pixie) brought me to the picture thread which reminded me of this shop...

(Image removed from quote.)

@ the shop and the man.

Come back Billy  :'(

[Himu]

oldie but goodie

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't remember what Cyanista even looked like

[Joe Molotov]

Cyanista is scum of the earth though

deadbeat moms

Not sure I've heard this story. I just seem to remember Triumph semi-simping on her

The cliffnote version is that she had a kid, left him with his father, and disappeared for two years.

Then there was this strange event: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32635.msg983949#msg983949

She was just a shady character in general.  However she was attractive, had big tits, and was sarcastic in the 90s Daria sense, which tickled the pickles of a lot of thirtysomething Icons.

Meanwhile you get cheated out of being an icon while she was able to just sashay herself into being one

I forgot all about that thread. And that I said this to a woman who just told us her husband beat her up.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32635.msg983913#msg983913

I'm a dick sometimes, I guess. 

[Himu]

i don't even remember that shit

[tiesto]

Devo put up a new pic 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39576442&postcount=6510

Definitely dig the longer hair!

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39593723&postcount=6667

I LOL'd

[Himu]

lmao

So let me get this straight. Boobage = haram, but wearing tight jeans = not haram, taking photos of yourself to display to a thread full of dudes who jack off to pics of females  = not haram

That said, I gotta say, hijab can be sexy.

[Momo]

chesthair guy full on just wanted to post his dick outline

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39593723&postcount=6667

I LOL'd

She's cute, but dman if cliqwriter doesn't come off as a thirsty ass dude. I mean what the fuck?

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39593723&postcount=6667

I LOL'd

She's cute, but dman if cliqwriter doesn't come off as a thirsty ass dude. I mean what the fuck?

He might as well have posted this:

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39593723&postcount=6667

I LOL'd

[Barry Egan]

The ain't it cool news avatar seals it.

[Shaka Khan]

You are so fucking beautiful. Thanks for existing.

News feed.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=481471

neogaf. everything after post 7 is a circus

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39593723&postcount=6667

I LOL'd

I'm into this.

[Shaka Khan]

Very fitting, it's a culture that doesn't enforce an age of consent.

[Third]

She's wearing a headkerchief and posting her pic on a forum full of horny male virgins. I hope her dad and/or brothers find out

[Phoenix Dark]

Yes it's best to just ignore Arab women. One of my high school friends was Muslim and we went to the same college. We'd often run into each other outside the library and talk about stuff. Nearly every time a group of Arab dudes would be outside the library too, staring at us and smoking; I could tell they didn't appreciate me talking to their property

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

ROFL

Even funnier is that she ignored that loser's post.  She's responded to pretty much every other post about her picture.

[Atramental]

Yes it's best to just ignore Arab women. One of my high school friends was Muslim and we went to the same college. We'd often run into each other outside the library and talk about stuff. Nearly every time a group of Arab dudes would be outside the library too, staring at us and smoking; I could tell they didn't appreciate me talking to their property

:'(

[Third]

Yes it's best to just ignore Arab women. One of my high school friends was Muslim and we went to the same college. We'd often run into each other outside the library and talk about stuff. Nearly every time a group of Arab dudes would be outside the library too, staring at us and smoking; I could tell they didn't appreciate me talking to their property

I've encountered so many muslim sluts with a headscarf on. They only want to get banged up the ass though, otherwise they'll lose their virginity. 

[Himu]

Yes it's best to just ignore Arab women. One of my high school friends was Muslim and we went to the same college. We'd often run into each other outside the library and talk about stuff. Nearly every time a group of Arab dudes would be outside the library too, staring at us and smoking; I could tell they didn't appreciate me talking to their property

You should talk to her anyways. What are they going to do, call jihad on you?

[Phoenix Dark]

I didn't stop talking to her, but I never initiate the conversations anymore. I'll see her and keep it moving - she'll see me and want to talk. There are only so many mean mugs/stares I can take in a day

She's rather attractive and wears a hijab, although I've seen her without it on before

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A boring Saturday afternoon, saw the most ignored list on SA and saw that Methodis is #92 on the list with 152 people who have slaughtered him in the digital realm at SA: http://forums.somethingawful.com/stats.php?statid=4&all=#jump

Then there is his list of bans: http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=161870

[Shuri]

SA used to be awesome before... I'm talking 2000-2004.

[Oblivion]

So Kisaya's an A-Rab? Apparently she's not a very good one.

She was just a shady character in general.  However she was attractive, had big tits, and was sarcastic in the 90s Daria sense, which tickled the pickles of a lot of thirtysomething Icons.

Meanwhile you get cheated out of being an icon while she was able to just sashay herself into being one

You know what comes next, yo.