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« Reply #24240 on: July 07, 2012, 06:31:00 PM »
So Kisaya's an A-Rab? Apparently she's not a very good one.

She was just a shady character in general.  However she was attractive, had big tits, and was sarcastic in the 90s Daria sense, which tickled the pickles of a lot of thirtysomething Icons.

Meanwhile you get cheated out of being an icon while she was able to just sashay herself into being one :(

You know what comes next, yo. :drool

I don't have the goods, brah :(

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« Reply #24241 on: July 07, 2012, 06:31:06 PM »
daria is my ideal woman
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« Reply #24242 on: July 07, 2012, 06:34:52 PM »
daria is my ideal woman

Her taste in dudes though =/. Trent was cool but Tom was a douche.

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« Reply #24243 on: July 07, 2012, 06:35:43 PM »
actually scratch that, i like jane more
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« Reply #24244 on: July 07, 2012, 06:48:47 PM »
So Kisaya's an A-Rab? Apparently she's not a very good one.

She was just a shady character in general.  However she was attractive, had big tits, and was sarcastic in the 90s Daria sense, which tickled the pickles of a lot of thirtysomething Icons.

Meanwhile you get cheated out of being an icon while she was able to just sashay herself into being one :(

You know what comes next, yo. :drool

I don't have the goods, brah :(

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« Reply #24245 on: July 07, 2012, 07:33:17 PM »
I got jumped on by a couple of pakistanis once. Whats your most erotic fantasy?
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« Reply #24246 on: July 07, 2012, 07:34:16 PM »
Let's clear this up.

Martin, are you really Smokey Dave?
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« Reply #24247 on: July 07, 2012, 07:57:20 PM »
Martin is supposed to be dave?

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« Reply #24248 on: July 07, 2012, 08:09:28 PM »
I'm atruvius on neogaf.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2012, 07:34:32 AM by Martin Raperman »
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« Reply #24249 on: July 07, 2012, 08:11:30 PM »
Dave the racist brit? I doubt it
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« Reply #24250 on: July 07, 2012, 08:13:25 PM »
Martin admitted to being Smokey Dave and he's a Briton.

I'm fine if you're Smokey Dave, man. Just curious.
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« Reply #24251 on: July 07, 2012, 08:20:58 PM »
From a couple of instances Dave struck me as a self-righteous white knight who'd stand up for wommenz and preach against rape. So the thought of him calling himself "Raperman" is amusing.
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« Reply #24252 on: July 07, 2012, 09:06:45 PM »
he's not really racist, just has some dumb views on race due in part to being European
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« Reply #24253 on: July 07, 2012, 09:12:44 PM »
Dating-age thread, why do you always make me feel better.

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« Reply #24254 on: July 07, 2012, 09:19:17 PM »
he's not really racist, just has some dumb views on race due in part to being European

Shouldn't this be the other way around? Don't we have dumb view on race that shouldn't be important because we're from America, a country that pretends it doesn't have a race problem when it does?
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« Reply #24255 on: July 07, 2012, 09:21:06 PM »
Europe pretends way more, and it's blowing up in their faces.
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« Reply #24256 on: July 07, 2012, 09:35:54 PM »
Europe pretends way more, and it's blowing up in their faces.

naw, they'll just keep burying their heads in the sand. everytime i hear that there was no civil rights movement like its an excuse, it becomes more obvious.

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« Reply #24257 on: July 07, 2012, 09:47:27 PM »
My black friend who grew up in Europe won't go there these days because the racism there is more overt than it is here.  I know he won't even touch Eastern Europe (where he grew up).

There are just a lot of smug Eurocunts at GAF that really have no clue.  They really want to believe they do but alas...
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« Reply #24258 on: July 07, 2012, 09:57:23 PM »
Dating-age thread, why do you always make me feel better.

I stopped reading the girl/dating age thread even though back in the day I was a regular... it just got too depressing, and the desperation/depression started to rub off on me a bit  :-\
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« Reply #24260 on: July 07, 2012, 10:38:44 PM »
Europe pretends way more, and it's blowing up in their faces.

It was always amusing to see Euro Gaffers bash Americans for being racists out of one side of their mouth and then complain about Gypsies out of the other side.
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« Reply #24261 on: July 07, 2012, 10:39:04 PM »
Europe pretends way more, and it's blowing up in their faces.

+1. Democracy is coming, to the USA
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« Reply #24262 on: July 07, 2012, 10:40:19 PM »
Europe pretends way more, and it's blowing up in their faces.

It was always amusing to see Euro Gaffers bash Americans for being racists out of one side of their mouth and then complain about Gypsies out of the other side.

Yeah or even the influx of immigrants who are Muslim. Or whine about multiculturalism. Makes for hilarious times indeed.



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« Reply #24265 on: July 07, 2012, 11:32:49 PM »
Turd cutter.  :lol

I haven't heard that one since middle school.

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« Reply #24266 on: July 07, 2012, 11:41:42 PM »
Middle school had all the best words. Like turd burglar and butt pirate.
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« Reply #24267 on: July 07, 2012, 11:43:13 PM »
Couldn't help myself  :-*

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« Reply #24268 on: July 08, 2012, 12:35:44 AM »
¿Qué?



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« Reply #24269 on: July 08, 2012, 12:52:42 AM »
reading those two pages really tells why i steer clear of that thread.

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« Reply #24271 on: July 08, 2012, 01:04:39 AM »
part of me wouldnt mind being on gaf again so i can go into the dating thread and pretend to be looking for advice when in reality i do not want advice and will just be wasting all their time and energy for nothing.
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« Reply #24272 on: July 08, 2012, 01:12:42 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39623480&postcount=11990

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Nope. And I never said I demanded perfection.

Like I said, I'm going to call her. I was just pontificating.

As for braces vs plastic surgery, they are both altering the body for the sake of vanity, in accordance with society's image of ideal beauty.

ROFL.  I had to get braces because two teeth would not come down and would cause painful migraine headaches (the kind where you'd throw up and pass out) with increased frequency until I got the braces.

I know in another post he kind of backtracked a bit but said that most orthodontic work was cosmetic.

I don't really know why this dumbass is "pontificating" anyway if he doesn't want to take a couple of minutes to do some research before he talks.
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« Reply #24273 on: July 08, 2012, 01:26:50 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39623480&postcount=11990

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Nope. And I never said I demanded perfection.

Like I said, I'm going to call her. I was just pontificating.

As for braces vs plastic surgery, they are both altering the body for the sake of vanity, in accordance with society's image of ideal beauty.

ROFL.  I had to get braces because two teeth would not come down and would cause painful migraine headaches (the kind where you'd throw up and pass out) with increased frequency until I got the braces.

I know in another post he kind of backtracked a bit but said that most orthodontic work was cosmetic.

I don't really know why this dumbass is "pontificating" anyway if he doesn't want to take a couple of minutes to do some research before he talks.

Basically this Atra. Plus this is the same dude that tried to tell me women are wired to like assholes. Took all of my strength not to plainly ask, then why do you keep striking out? Since I didn't feel like enough time had passed since my ban.

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« Reply #24274 on: July 08, 2012, 01:30:02 AM »
part of me wouldnt mind being on gaf again so i can go into the dating thread and pretend to be looking for advice when in reality i do not want advice and will just be wasting all their time and energy for nothing.
Your return, in and of itself, would derail the dating thread.  :lol

I can probably predict the responses you would get ad verbatim:
"Oh my god, it's that guy who has all those folders of Natalie Portman pictures!"
"Heh! I guess fistful finally paid EviLore his 50 bucks."
"Fistful? Isn't this the guy who made a thread about some girl he saw on his bus route?"

Basically this Atra. Plus this is the same dude that tried to tell me women are wired to like assholes. Took all of my strength not to plainly ask, then why do you keep striking out? Since I didn't feel like enough time had passed since my ban.
Oh okay. Thanks for clarifying that for me.
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« Reply #24275 on: July 08, 2012, 01:32:54 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39623480&postcount=11990

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Nope. And I never said I demanded perfection.

Like I said, I'm going to call her. I was just pontificating.

As for braces vs plastic surgery, they are both altering the body for the sake of vanity, in accordance with society's image of ideal beauty.

ROFL.  I had to get braces because two teeth would not come down and would cause painful migraine headaches (the kind where you'd throw up and pass out) with increased frequency until I got the braces.

I know in another post he kind of backtracked a bit but said that most orthodontic work was cosmetic.

I don't really know why this dumbass is "pontificating" anyway if he doesn't want to take a couple of minutes to do some research before he talks.

So fucking stupid. Orthodontal work is indeed cosmetic but the benefits improve oral health - it's not just something you do to get a purdy smile. As you pointed out, it can help with migraines. It also prevent problems with chewing, lisps, and fractures among other things. That due is a fucking idiot.
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« Reply #24276 on: July 08, 2012, 01:35:50 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39623480&postcount=11990

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Nope. And I never said I demanded perfection.

Like I said, I'm going to call her. I was just pontificating.

As for braces vs plastic surgery, they are both altering the body for the sake of vanity, in accordance with society's image of ideal beauty.

ROFL.  I had to get braces because two teeth would not come down and would cause painful migraine headaches (the kind where you'd throw up and pass out) with increased frequency until I got the braces.

I know in another post he kind of backtracked a bit but said that most orthodontic work was cosmetic.

I don't really know why this dumbass is "pontificating" anyway if he doesn't want to take a couple of minutes to do some research before he talks.

Basically this Atra. Plus this is the same dude that tried to tell me women are wired to like assholes. Took all of my strength not to plainly ask, then why do you keep striking out? Since I didn't feel like enough time had passed since my ban.

Back when I was a virgin, I believed in all kinds of weird shit that in hindsight was more or less defense mechanisms for why I wasn't getting laid.  Probably explains this guy.  I wonder if he realizes that he is essentially chasing his own tail and will only prolong his foreveraloneness.
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« Reply #24277 on: July 08, 2012, 01:40:50 AM »
Yup. If you want to go against the status quo and question shit, go ahead. But for the love of god, basic hygiene is not a debated area of thought, at least in this country (unless you're Himuro). Take a shower, brush your teeth, put some deodorant on, and wipe your ass properly.
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« Reply #24278 on: July 08, 2012, 03:46:29 AM »
Not washing my vagina with that soap bullshit, if you want it real clean use water and water.

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« Reply #24279 on: July 08, 2012, 03:59:17 AM »
Yup. If you want to go against the status quo and question shit, go ahead. But for the love of god, basic hygiene is not a debated area of thought, at least in this country (unless you're Himuro). Take a shower, brush your teeth, put some deodorant on, and wipe your ass properly.

Thanks Ghostface!
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« Reply #24280 on: July 08, 2012, 04:26:29 AM »
Not washing my vagina with that soap bullshit, if you want it real clean use water and water.

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« Reply #24281 on: July 08, 2012, 04:40:19 AM »
Momo is transgendered iirc
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« Reply #24282 on: July 08, 2012, 05:55:26 AM »
oh

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« Reply #24283 on: July 08, 2012, 07:33:13 AM »
Yeaaah
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« Reply #24284 on: July 08, 2012, 08:51:44 AM »
 :lol

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« Reply #24285 on: July 08, 2012, 10:22:35 AM »
Crunched is one good looking dude.
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« Reply #24286 on: July 08, 2012, 10:44:33 AM »
Does anyone else ever really want to kick XiaNaphryz in the dick?

Dude is such a smug bastard.
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« Reply #24288 on: July 08, 2012, 11:53:17 AM »
GAF, where braces are unecessary plastic surgery for the vain and every rational poster considers a sex change.
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« Reply #24289 on: July 08, 2012, 12:04:53 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=481628

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What.  :lol

I hope he's just trolling and not actually trying to verbally fellate Cliffy B.

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« Reply #24290 on: July 08, 2012, 12:07:13 PM »
gold mouth bitch and i look like a princess


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« Reply #24292 on: July 08, 2012, 12:29:11 PM »
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« Reply #24293 on: July 08, 2012, 02:01:27 PM »
that's not nice u punk bitch

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« Reply #24294 on: July 08, 2012, 02:39:22 PM »
Just ignore him bs.

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« Reply #24295 on: July 08, 2012, 03:08:01 PM »
Momo post pics. Junpei is stingy and shy and post pics now.
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« Reply #24297 on: July 08, 2012, 03:08:48 PM »
Who's Junpei?

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« Reply #24299 on: July 08, 2012, 03:14:00 PM »
Junpei is an actual transgendered person I take it? In that case best to be clear PD was just fucking around before someone says something OTT and hurts peoples feelings.