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TakingBackSunday

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what is a skylander
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etiolate

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Skylanders is on-disc DLC targeted at kids. Hate that shit. The sad bit is the adults who are parents and understand the whole deal and are still head over heels for it. I hear it's a good game, but that collection screams consumerism. It's not like an antiquer who is going out looking for specific, high-taste shit. It's just buying everything with a Skylanders trademark on it.

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I saw at least 2 families gawking over Skylanders tonight. They seemed even knowledgable about it.

"You can use the same portal!"
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Himu

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what is a skylander

another word for someone who takes it up the ass. they have the sky land on their ass, and they take it deep.
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etiolate

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Skylanders is on-disc DLC targeted at kids. Hate that shit. The sad bit is the adults who are parents and understand the whole deal and are still head over heels for it. I hear it's a good game, but that collection screams consumerism. It's not like an antiquer who is going out looking for specific, high-taste shit. It's just buying everything with a Skylanders trademark on it.

Yeah, I wish it could be more pure, like GI Joe, Transformers, and Barbie.

This is the second time you've made a dumb response to me in this very thread. What's the deal here.

Skylanders is on-disc DLC targeted at kids. Hate that shit. The sad bit is the adults who are parents and understand the whole deal and are still head over heels for it. I hear it's a good game, but that collection screams consumerism. It's not like an antiquer who is going out looking for specific, high-taste shit. It's just buying everything with a Skylanders trademark on it.

You want to talk ridiculous crap for kids, look into the American Girl dolls. $200+ for a doll. 50+ for outfits. Skylanders is like PEZ dispensers next to some of that crap.

Tasty

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 :lol

Let's face it, until Obama flips the switch and makes us all communist then we're all filthy slaves to consumerism. :'(

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Skylanders is a fiendish plot to sell plastic toys to children.
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Tasty

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Skylanders is a fiendish plot to sell plastic toys to children.

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Positive Touch

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Skylanders is a fiendish plot to sell plastic toys to children.

quick, tell the parents the dlc is on the disc. we have to fight this!
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Joe Molotov

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Children are trained to to accept Day 1 DLC at younger and younger ages, won't someone think of the children??!?!
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Barry Egan

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It's a decent enough gimmick to get obsessive kids hooked on a brand.  No different than Pokemon cards.

etiolate

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The deal is that it's on-disc DLC aimed at kids. You do on-disc DLC and you're already doing lame stuff. Trying to push it through kids so it gets questioned even less is extra nasty.  So it's two vile things combined together. On Disc DLC and TMNT figurines. On-disc DLC and Pokeymans. Brilliant, but vile.

The second thing is that one would hope people who grew up through their own childhood consumerism would recognize what is going on and advise their kids on it rather than encouraging the behavior and showing no lesson learned. That's not the worse part. Instead of doing that or just going along with it, they're showing that they haven't even figured that bit out and are still mentally on the level of a little kid. 

Combine everything and you got something that will help make on-disc DLC more of a standard through the success of manipulative shit like Skylanders.

I'm sorry you're all complete fucktards when you read my posts and can't figure this simple shit out.

"It's just like GI Joe!"   Not really. My GI Joes weren't a trojan horse to push in anti-consumerist practices for all age groups.

etiolate

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My tolerance is running low.

It's not genius level stuff. It's very simple. That's why it annoys me that people go dumb on it.

Takao

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My issue with Skylanders is that as a toy they're completely uninteresting. I bought the 3DS game because I wanted something to play on 3DS last year and the figures have no points of articulation. They might as well just be statues. How is that fun for a kid when they're not playing the game anymore?

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Y'know what, for real, you're being an arrogant cunt right now.  I suggest you go examine yourself in the mirror and realize you're not an adult among children here. 

You've explained your side before and tried to present a case for this being both significantly different and significantly worse for society than all the other horrible Skinner boxes we subject our children to.  I found your case to be unsatisfactory, lacking in both logic and consistency, as well as demonstrating a ridiculous lack of awareness of your own blind spots with regards to this whole situation.  Nothing has changed with the passage of time here. 

Present your case, present it well, and use a little science to sway me.  My field and passion is developmental psychology, so I'm not exactly ignorant or uneducated when it comes to how toys and games affect children's psychological development.  If you make a good case to me as to why this is worse for children than Call of Duty, Pokemon, MMOs, GI Joe, Transformers, Barbie, Disney, etc, I'll listen to it, but you're going to have to do better than the frankly petulant and self-centred arguments you've presented thus far.

or you can just say fuck it, i'm not on the bore to take shit this seriously, get over yourself a bit, and learn to love the bomb

s'up to you

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I'm happy I've yet to get into an argument with Garbage-chan.

Momo

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I'm happy I've yet to get into an argument with Garbage-chan.
I've disagreed with him before plenty, he doesnt get this way if you present yourself in a manner befitting.


Chinner

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stop talking about nerd shit please.

nudemacusers

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srsly
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pilonv1

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some salty people here on the last two pages
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Brehvolution

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mods help
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stop talking about nerd shit please.

Yeah! Now, about that GAF forum...

Cascade

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So, who's going to be the new GAF mod?

So, who's going to be the new GAF mod?

I think they need a wily veteran in their ranks. My out of left field prediction? The Wrathful Mod of Moses.

Tasty

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So, who's going to be the new GAF mod?

demi.

Joe Molotov

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So, who's going to be the new GAF mod?

demi.

It's time to unite our two great houses.
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Himu

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All evidence suggests that Eschaton is Fresh Prince, guys.

FP, why did you duck out on us earlier? You still mad?
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Momo

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So, who's going to be the new GAF mod?

demi.

It's time to unite our two great houses.
House Ordos will never spice our chicken at the same table as those disgusting Atreides dogs.

Tasty

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So, who's going to be the new GAF mod?

demi.

It's time to unite our two great houses.
House Ordos will never spice our chicken at the same table as those disgusting Atreides dogs.


etiolate

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My tolerance is running low.

It's not genius level stuff. It's very simple. That's why it annoys me that people go dumb on it.

Y'know what, for real, you're being an arrogant cunt right now.  I suggest you go examine yourself in the mirror and realize you're not an adult among children here. 

You've explained your side before and tried to present a case for this being both significantly different and significantly worse for society than all the other horrible Skinner boxes we subject our children to.  I found your case to be unsatisfactory, lacking in both logic and consistency, as well as demonstrating a ridiculous lack of awareness of your own blind spots with regards to this whole situation.  Nothing has changed with the passage of time here. 

Present your case, present it well, and use a little science to sway me.  My field and passion is developmental psychology, so I'm not exactly ignorant or uneducated when it comes to how toys and games affect children's psychological development.  If you make a good case to me as to why this is worse for children than Call of Duty, Pokemon, MMOs, GI Joe, Transformers, Barbie, Disney, etc, I'll listen to it, but you're going to have to do better than the frankly petulant and self-centred arguments you've presented thus far.

or you can just say fuck it, i'm not on the bore to take shit this seriously, get over yourself a bit, and learn to love the bomb

s'up to you

I'm not being an arrogant cunt. You're explanation of yourself shows you have misrepresented my side in your mind. I get that A LOT. It's insulting and a sign of disrespect that people don't take the time to understand what I say. I get that a lot. That's not unique amongst the internet, but I do get it at a high rate. I don't have to be nice about it. When it gets past a certain point, I tell people such as yourself to fuck off for you've earned that remark.

Aka, look in the mirror yourself, etc

The fact that people go straight to "BUT GI JOE", (like I said), shows they aren't really getting it. It's about grown adults acting like children (not you all acting like children, but grown adults behaving like a child still wanting toys and using their childhood desire for toys as an excuse to ignore what they know is bothersome), and the ON-DISC DLC being snuck into a more acceptable practice through children. I never said it was the worst child exploitation of all time. No, that's your strawman. I said it's different, and I said why, because it's a trojan horse for a business practice impacting people other than kids.

Now, if you think Activision won't use Skylanders success to further push on-disc DLC as an "accepted" practice because of Skylanders' poularity then you can argue that.  That would be great, because that would mean you actually knew what was being said.

« Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 02:15:24 PM by etiolate »

Related to on-disc DLC, I've always personally found the focus on that particular mechanism for content delivery as being uniquely egregious to be something of a baffling argument. It's not baffling in the sense that I don't understand why it irks people, but it's baffling to me that the focus is "they shouldn't be able to charge me for what's on the disc!"

To me, the problem that a stream of optional content presents is when it nickles and dimes us for content that we -- in our assessment of the value of the product -- feel should have been included in the product proper. Whether it's locked behind a boolean flag on the disc that gets changed after a digital transfer of funds, or is code that is downloaded over the interwebs seems irrelevant to me. It's either worthwhile content I believe to have been meant to be separate from the main game or it isn't.

Dickie Dee

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Himu

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I've never met the guy, and my heart jumped out of my mouth and I closed my eyes for remembrance. We may only communicate via text on the internet, but my heart goes out to all of you, especially Scorcho. Here's hoping he's resting well, where ever he is. RIP.
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Lan

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fighting over who knows more about child toys really builds e-cred

Himu

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I don't think that's what they were arguing, sis.
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Lan

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Scorcho died

Fuck.

whoa that happen far too quick. I feel for his family and friends.

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Cancer is the worst. It slowly strips you of your dignity and self-worth and then tosses you aside.  Not before it also drains all your finances and the emotions of all your family members and loved ones along with it.

It was really sad to read him reminisce and genuflect on the David he used to remember.


Lan

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I don't think that's what they were arguing, sis.

whatever it may be it really seems childish and petty.

TakingBackSunday

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goddamit.  scorcho was awesome.  fuck cancer
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Tucah

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Fuck, I always liked Scorcho. RIP.

 :'(

Yeah, that sucks. It seemed so quick. Fucking cancer.

Himu

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I don't think that's what they were arguing, sis.

whatever it may be it really seems childish and petty.

They're arguing the effects clear commercialization of toys has on children. Etiolate argues it [Skylanders] is bad for children; Oscar maintains that it is the same shit that has been going on for decades in a new skin and not detrimental to child development.

Whatever it is, it's anything but childish and petty. It's a pretty routine grown up discussion.
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=/ I didn't expect scorcho to go that fast, but I wasn't keeping up with the news in regards to him. I imagine he only told GAF once it had reached the final stages.

Brehvolution

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RIP Scorcho   :'(
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Cancer is the worst. It slowly strips you of your dignity and self-worth and then tosses you aside.  Not before it also drains all your finances and the emotions of all your family members and loved ones along with it.

It was really sad to read him reminisce and genuflect on the David he used to remember.

its horrible to see. even worse when someone you care about tries to go it alone because they dont want to worry you. thats happened to me twice. the first left me devastated, the second bitter that i couldnt do more. hopefully he made peace with things here before he finally left.

Lan

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I don't think that's what they were arguing, sis.

whatever it may be it really seems childish and petty.

They're arguing the effects clear commercialization of toys has on children. Etiolate argues it [Skylanders] is bad for children; Oscar maintains that it is the same shit that has been going on for decades in a new skin and not detrimental to child development.

Whatever it is, it's anything but childish and petty. It's a pretty routine grown up discussion.

like I said, over child toys. Depends on the person if that is considered "grown up discussion". Calling each other cunts and the like over skylanders doesn't happen in most grown up discussions.

« Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 03:56:58 PM by Lan »

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RIP Scorcho   :'(

Yeah I just saw that as I don't frequent that much over there. Sad news. He was always one of my favorites from when I posted back there. One of the few intelligent guys who tended to post in PoliGAF back in the day.

Dickie Dee

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I don't think that's what they were arguing, sis.

whatever it may be it really seems childish and petty.

They're arguing the effects clear commercialization of toys has on children. Etiolate argues it [Skylanders] is bad for children; Oscar maintains that it is the same shit that has been going on for decades in a new skin and not detrimental to child development.

Whatever it is, it's anything but childish and petty. It's a pretty routine grown up discussion.

like I said, over child toys. Depends on the person if that is considered "grown up discussion". Calling each other cunts and the like over skylanders doesn't happen in most grown up discussions.

Talking about the detrimental effects (or lack thereof) of something on children isn't childish just because the affected subject matter are children. That makes no sense.
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Whoops, wrong post.

TakingBackSunday

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hey asshats, you're kinda fucking up the vibe of one of the few awesome gaffers passing away with your toy talks.
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Dickie Dee

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=/ I didn't expect scorcho to go that fast, but I wasn't keeping up with the news in regards to him. I imagine he only told GAF once it had reached the final stages.

It seemed to take a pretty quick turn. Up until his last post or two he was talking in weeks or months.
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Lan

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First it was DLC now its the harm it does on children. Seems that the argument is all over the place and the core subject is children toys so I directed my focus on that. The next page will be about something else. Basically arguing for arguing sake because the two dislike each other.

Actually I'm done because now I'm arguing about a argument because people are annoying.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 04:07:09 PM by Lan »

Oblivion

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The Scorcho things seems so surreal. Never thought I'd hear about the death of a pretty well known gaffer so soon.

R.I.P. dude.  :'(

Stoney Mason

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It's sort of a sign of the times and how the world has changed since I've been alive when you feel some real sadness for a person you never really met outside of the internet but less for some people you've actually met a few times but felt like you didn't really know. In the latter case, I'm talking about some relatives I have that have passed by comparison.

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Scorcho died

Fuck.


Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

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First it was DLC now its the harm it does on children. Seems that the argument is all over the place and the core subject is children toys so I directed my focus on that. The next page will be about something else. Basically arguing for arguing sake because the two dislike each other.

Actually I'm done because now I'm arguing about a argument because people are annoying.
I think you're on the right track LAN, toys used to be a face-value thing, you got what you paid for, and that awas that. an awful lot of toys today are like those babooshka dolls. Is that great? No, it's probably not. So parents and creepy young man, don't buy it.
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Phoenix Dark

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Scorcho died

Fuck.

just saw it. Damn

Sounds like they plan on sending flowers. I'm definitely going to participate. He was a fun dude
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The Scorcho things seems so surreal. Never thought I'd hear about the death of a pretty well known gaffer so soon.

R.I.P. dude.  :'(

I never knew him, but it was very surreal to witness someone chronicling the last days of their life. He mentioned staring his girlfriend in the eyes in one of his last posts, that's really getting to me now.

Phoenix Dark

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All evidence suggests that Eschaton is Fresh Prince, guys.

FP, why did you duck out on us earlier? You still mad?

If Esch was FP, why is he friends with me of all people :rofl

I can confirm through facebook that Esch is not Fresh Prince
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