Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6019681 times)

Timedog · « **Reply #31680 on:** October 30, 2012, 08:11:39 AM »

Hey gang, it's Mr. Radical back again! I'm so charged up with gnarly energy that I can hardly contain myself! So get this, I'm trying to come up with a good recipe for a smoothie that incorporates fruits for sweetness/taste, with lots of nice greens (for your health!). Man, if only some of my best dudes and dudettes would help this sexy radical man out with some succulent suggestions on some fruitacular vegetable combinations, then by this time next year we'd all be sipping my magnus opus out of thousand dollar wine glasses, cheersing and reminiscing about our outrageous times. Gosh, if only...then with our combined effort the world would have the nectar of the gods, to which we would bestow the most tubular title, Fruit Plantasy (TM)(C)(Apple - Think Different).

Welp, I'm back into the tubular fray of the stream of life until next time, so hasta la vista all my amigos.

P.S. If you have any *wink* "interesting suggestions *wink* about oh y'know...anything really...including, just as one possibility out of a million possibilities, vegetable and fruit drink mixes...feel free to drop me a line!!! I look through everyone's letters every month. See ya later gang!

-"Mr. Radical" Timothy Doglaus

archnemesis · « **Reply #31681 on:** October 30, 2012, 08:15:33 AM »

Banned again, eh?

Timedog · « **Reply #31682 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:17:48 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on October 30, 2012, 08:37:38 AM

Timedog you need to stop dropping acid and going on the internet

Think about if, like in the original Clash of the Titans, you could drop acid onto the ground and sweet looking giant scorpions would erupt and just attack random people. That's the only type of acid I'd ever drop man (sXe). I bet those claymation scorpions could fuck people's shit up for you if a gang of Vatos Locos was hot on your tail in an industrial park. SOMEBODY GIVE ME GRILLED CHEESE PLEASE I'M STARVING.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31683 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:21:03 AM »

Timedog, go home. You're drunk.

Momo · « **Reply #31684 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:40:25 AM »

Timedog · « **Reply #31685 on:** October 30, 2012, 11:13:29 AM »

Earlier I said the next couple of months would be a "wild buttfuck ride". I mistyped, and I apologize for it, to the gallows with me for that. What I MEANT to say was that it would be a maple syruppy buttfuck ride. What I intended to do was describe a flavor of buttfuck that was less "buck and bronco-like", wild and unpredictable buttfuck, and a little more, just...drippy? Next time I'm describing a buttfuck I'll be certain I've got my shit together.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #31686 on:** October 30, 2012, 11:16:56 AM »

I'm only familiar with the dry, reticent buttfuck. This is pretty mindblowing to me that there are different levels.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #31687 on:** October 30, 2012, 03:21:07 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on October 29, 2012, 01:35:24 AM

I dunno dude, seems like it might be pretty bad. Hopefully power companies have their stuff together after Irene.

I'm sitting pretty in Boston though which shouldn't be hit too bad. Lots of coworkers saying they're gonna work from home tomorrow, though.

My wife flies into Boston next week for work, glad to hear you guys didn't lose power or anything.

StealthFan · « **Reply #31688 on:** October 30, 2012, 03:50:08 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=497707

jesus christ graverobber needs to not be posting pics. I think the guy is an ok dude and i knew he was absolutely gigantic but this is the motherfucking internet and when you look like that you don't make photos readily accessible. GAF is a hugbox though so he won't get made fun of.

parallax · « **Reply #31689 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:30:35 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on October 30, 2012, 11:32:04 AM

Timedog is like Raffi from The League just without the comedy.

thats exactly who he reminds me of.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #31690 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:47:46 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on October 30, 2012, 03:50:08 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=497707

jesus christ graverobber needs to not be posting pics. I think the guy is an ok dude and i knew he was absolutely gigantic but this is the motherfucking internet and when you look like that you don't make photos readily accessible. GAF is a hugbox though so he won't get made fun of.

For some reason the term hugbox really made me laugh.

king of the internet · « **Reply #31691 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:50:55 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on October 30, 2012, 03:50:08 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=497707

jesus christ graverobber needs to not be posting pics. I think the guy is an ok dude and i knew he was absolutely gigantic but this is the motherfucking internet and when you look like that you don't make photos readily accessible. GAF is a hugbox though so he won't get made fun of.

It's not like he has anything to lose, though. I kinda dig the chubby wizard look, at least it's original.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #31692 on:** October 30, 2012, 07:32:57 PM »

But does Timedog have a paint knife?

parallax · « **Reply #31693 on:** October 30, 2012, 08:09:17 PM »

Someone refresh my memory, is scullibundo a james cameron fanboy?

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 30, 2012, 07:32:57 PM

But does Timedog have a paint knife?

Taco had the paint knife, didn't he?

Takao · « **Reply #31694 on:** October 30, 2012, 08:34:37 PM »

Huh? Why would I have a paint knife?

parallax · « **Reply #31695 on:** October 30, 2012, 08:45:58 PM »

Quote from: Takao on October 30, 2012, 08:34:37 PM

Huh? Why would I have a paint knife?

Not you taco, the taco from the league.

parallax · « **Reply #31696 on:** October 31, 2012, 12:11:04 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on October 30, 2012, 10:30:37 PM

Quote from: parallax on October 30, 2012, 08:09:17 PM
Someone refresh my memory, is scullibundo a james cameron fanboy?

More like a damn Cameron cocksucker, he never fails to ride his dick.

Yeah, knda figured as much when I douted battle angel coming out.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #31697 on:** October 31, 2012, 12:13:02 AM »

Guh, Battle Angel. Cameron's going to keep teasing that for the next hundred years.

parallax · « **Reply #31698 on:** October 31, 2012, 12:17:19 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 31, 2012, 12:13:02 AM

Guh, Battle Angel. Cameron's going to keep teasing that for the next hundred years.

The only way we'll see it is if he becomes a cyborg. Avatar is free money.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #31699 on:** October 31, 2012, 12:48:05 AM »

He's doing two more Avatar movies, and he just recently said that he wants to do some other movie [that isn't Battle Angel] right after he finished those.

MIMIC · « **Reply #31700 on:** October 31, 2012, 01:54:29 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=497789

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31701 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:50:36 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=43810218

On one hand, I'm pretty sure Amir0x's mom really was sick and he probably really did need the money, but on the other hand it's Amir0x, so LOL.

Vertigo · « **Reply #31702 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:55:20 AM »

Just saw that thread

Quote from: Mahzkrieg;43810218

Anybody know the street value of what he ordered?
How frequently he orders it?
Has to be at least $300.

Did the donations to his mom go towards drugs?
Did they free him up to buy drugs with his own money?
How can somebody who is drowning financially still find ways to buy lots of drugs?

I guess it's also worth mentioning that he's obese, too.
I wonder how much money he could have saved had he gone on a diet and kicked his drug habit. Maybe he wouldn't have had to leech so much money off of the GAF collective.

As somebody who donated this all really bothers me.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31703 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:56:21 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43810414&postcount=44
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43810537&postcount=74

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31704 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:08:59 AM »

I want to casually slip a "mom beating" reference in there, but how?

parallax · « **Reply #31705 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:23:45 AM »

That thread has all the makings of a shining thread. I can't wait for amirox to respond

Sman · « **Reply #31706 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:24:53 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 31, 2012, 10:08:59 AM

I want to casually slip a "mom beating" reference in there, but how?

This thread is bad but not Throw Momma From the Train bad?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31707 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:32:03 AM »

I'm surprised it took that long for someone to make that thread. Dude talks about huge drug consumption all the time.

Cascade · « **Reply #31708 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:38:24 AM »

Welp, the OP's revealed himself as an Opa Ager which means that the mods will lock the thread even though the OP caught Amir0x red handed.

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My name is Alex. I post on OA and lurk on GAF.
My pic: http://i.imgur.com/amWzX.gif

I donated to the amir0x cause and just learned about his drug use via a thread on OA.

I'm not accusing. This isn't a court of law.
I was trying to ask questions based on some evidence.

People are talking about his drug use and his job. I wouldn't be surprised if someone snitched him out to his workplace if he doesn't prove that he spent the money on his mum's treatment.

Momo · « **Reply #31709 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:45:54 AM »

OPA is the other place stealthfan was from right?

Mupepe · « **Reply #31710 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:45:55 AM »

Quote from: Cascade on October 31, 2012, 10:38:24 AM

Welp, the OP's revealed himself as an Opa Ager which means that the mods will lock the thread even though the OP caught Amir0x red handed.

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My name is Alex. I post on OA and lurk on GAF.
My pic: http://i.imgur.com/amWzX.gif

I donated to the amir0x cause and just learned about his drug use via a thread on OA.

I'm not accusing. This isn't a court of law.
I was trying to ask questions based on some evidence.

People are talking about his drug use and his job. I wouldn't be surprised if someone snitched him out to his workplace if he doesn't prove that he spent the money on his mum's treatment.

Ewwww. I haven't been to OA in over a year but that dude is such a douchebag even for OA standards.

Sman · « **Reply #31711 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:47:51 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 31, 2012, 10:45:55 AM

Quote from: Cascade on October 31, 2012, 10:38:24 AM
Welp, the OP's revealed himself as an Opa Ager which means that the mods will lock the thread even though the OP caught Amir0x red handed.

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My name is Alex. I post on OA and lurk on GAF.
My pic: http://i.imgur.com/amWzX.gif

I donated to the amir0x cause and just learned about his drug use via a thread on OA.

I'm not accusing. This isn't a court of law.
I was trying to ask questions based on some evidence.

People are talking about his drug use and his job. I wouldn't be surprised if someone snitched him out to his workplace if he doesn't prove that he spent the money on his mum's treatment.
Ewwww. I haven't been to OA in over a year but that dude is such a douchebag even for OA standards.

It's not him. It can't be. He's become a major punching bag and was run off the forum some months ago. He doesn't care about GAF.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31712 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:50:59 AM »

Quote from: Cascade on October 31, 2012, 10:38:24 AM

Welp, the OP's revealed himself as an Opa Ager which means that the mods will lock the thread even though the OP caught Amir0x red handed.

Quote
My name is Alex. I post on OA and lurk on GAF.
My pic: http://i.imgur.com/amWzX.gif

I donated to the amir0x cause and just learned about his drug use via a thread on OA.

I'm not accusing. This isn't a court of law.
I was trying to ask questions based on some evidence.

People are talking about his drug use and his job. I wouldn't be surprised if someone snitched him out to his workplace if he doesn't prove that he spent the money on his mum's treatment.

you know, I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. I've known where he's worked since I joined gaf, and the dude seems to have a lot of enemies on the internets.

Cascade · « **Reply #31713 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:52:34 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on October 31, 2012, 10:50:19 AM

lol, locked.

dumbass should never have said he was from OA.

Great, thanks to him not being able to keep his OA membership on the down low we'll never get this saga concluded and by the next time Amir0x asks for some money for 'his sick mum' everyone will have forgotten about that thread.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31714 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:54:38 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on October 31, 2012, 10:53:34 AM

Eh, GAF doesn't really do that assault force thing. You have to be a real cunt princess to put someone out of work even if they are a shithead.

I agree, but I don't mean gaf dudes, I'm thinking of the banned and other ... forums.

oh well, the riveting drama has ended. time to prepare my huge candy stash for the kiddos.

demi · « **Reply #31715 on:** October 31, 2012, 12:22:33 PM »

You can tell who doesnt follow the OA/GA thing every time these threads crop up.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31716 on:** October 31, 2012, 12:39:56 PM »

A man who admitted to breaking and entering houses for drugs and drug-money would get the Internet to fund his mom's medical care while he spent his own money on drugs? Shocking stuff.

parallax · « **Reply #31717 on:** October 31, 2012, 12:45:53 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on October 31, 2012, 12:39:56 PM

A man who admitted to breaking and entering houses for drugs and drug-money would get the Internet to fund his mom's medical care while he spent his own money on drugs? Shocking stuff.

He admitted to breaking and entering?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31718 on:** October 31, 2012, 12:58:43 PM »

Quote from: parallax on October 31, 2012, 12:45:53 PM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on October 31, 2012, 12:39:56 PM
A man who admitted to breaking and entering houses for drugs and drug-money would get the Internet to fund his mom's medical care while he spent his own money on drugs? Shocking stuff.

He admitted to breaking and entering?

Yeah, according to him he got into fights and broke into people's houses all the time as a teenager.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #31719 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:02:24 PM »

Quote

according to him

I personally haven't had any issues with Amirox or his postings or anything, but when i do see some of the claims i do wonder how much of it is internet bravado or massively overstated?

Also - given what the internet is - disclosing this sort of stuff seems insanely stupid.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #31720 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:03:28 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on October 31, 2012, 03:02:24 PM

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according to him

Also - given what the internet is - disclosing this sort of stuff seems insanely stupid.

While at the same posting pictures of himself, pictures of his mother, and details on where he works and what his position is. I'm surprise it hasn't yet come back to bite him.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #31721 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:07:57 PM »

Heh, Evillore trolling Wario ...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=497863

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #31722 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:11:56 PM »

lol- i thought i'd paid for PunchQuest - i quite like the game.

But i didn't realise it was free or there was any IAP ... nor would i see the need for it. Game doesn't really need it.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #31723 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:40:13 PM »

Amir0x is full of shit when it comes to him talking about drugs, alcohol, the Army Depot, etc. He's been caught many times. Not to mention being a general piece of shit.

It's just a story of fools and their money being easily parted. Given Kagari's kickstarter and other events, it's pretty obvious that there are some people who want to prey off of the thousands of dopes and suckers that now comprise NeoGAF. I don't blame them. If EviLore can live in an Austin highrise and go on European fuck tours, why can't Amir0x score some drug money under the guise of helping his mom?

Atramental · « **Reply #31724 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:26:28 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43827075&postcount=19109

I love it when someone just loses their shit at my not so serious posts.

edit:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43834518&postcount=19235
What the fuck!

I must've pissed off some random GAF clique tonight.

Broseidon · « **Reply #31725 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:44:52 PM »

I meant what I said in there. The funny pix threads have been awful for like the last 3 threads. Full of unfunny tryhard sperglords.

Atramental · « **Reply #31726 on:** October 31, 2012, 11:01:32 PM »

I at least tried to post some funny/non-meme related stuff in that thread...

edit: Was I somewhat successful?

Broseidon · « **Reply #31727 on:** October 31, 2012, 11:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 31, 2012, 11:01:32 PM

I at least tried to post some funny/non-meme related stuff in that thread...

And I appreciate it, Atra-kun

Atramental · « **Reply #31728 on:** October 31, 2012, 11:07:20 PM »

Yay!

So... what's the deal with Aguirre? I didn't realize she had that large of an influence/a cult of personality until I got back from my ban. I didn't even know she was a she. I thought Aguirre was some annoying high school aged guy who got a kick out of the whole BFF schtick. $:-\$

Broseidon · « **Reply #31729 on:** October 31, 2012, 11:25:41 PM »

I have no fucking idea. I think most people are just playing along with the stupid shit (the bane of these threads) but I bet there's one or two who are simping once they found out she has a vajayjay.

Atramental · « **Reply #31730 on:** October 31, 2012, 11:31:22 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on October 31, 2012, 11:25:41 PM

I have no fucking idea. I think most people are just playing along with the stupid shit (the bane of these threads) but I bet there's one or two who are simping once they found out she has a vajayjay.

Ah, I see. That makes sense.

Stupid vajaysjays spoiling all our fun. :'(

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31731 on:** November 01, 2012, 12:15:56 AM »

I'm starting to notice an increasing number of people posting links to GAFfers raising the mildest of stinks about them. This thread is about GAF posts that everyone can appreciate and have a laugh at.

Swap "song" with "thread."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31732 on:** November 01, 2012, 12:45:17 AM »

I don't think it's fair to assume Amir0x spent the money on drugs. His mom was sick months ago, and I'd imagine that money was used rather quickly to pay medical bills. Him doing drugs doesn't mean he's not taking care of her...

Momo · « **Reply #31733 on:** November 01, 2012, 12:54:09 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 31, 2012, 09:26:28 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43827075&postcount=19109

I love it when someone just loses their shit at my not so serious posts.

edit:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43834518&postcount=19235
What the fuck!

I must've pissed off some random GAF clique tonight.

Probably anti-anime-japan-otaku-semites

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #31734 on:** November 01, 2012, 03:07:37 AM »

i am getting sick of seeing the same set of meme's just rotate over and over like they're in anyway a part of a discussion.

Throwing up the Reggie shrug.gif just shows you've ran out of anything to say

archnemesis · « **Reply #31735 on:** November 01, 2012, 03:21:01 AM »

All internet memes suck in general.

StealthFan · « **Reply #31736 on:** November 01, 2012, 05:26:09 AM »

Quote from: Momo on October 31, 2012, 10:45:54 AM

OPA is the other place stealthfan was from right?

I joined here first, then joined OPA. I don't post there anymore as it is a disgusting shit-bin.

king of the internet · « **Reply #31737 on:** November 01, 2012, 08:23:34 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on November 01, 2012, 05:26:09 AM

Quote from: Momo on October 31, 2012, 10:45:54 AM
OPA is the other place stealthfan was from right?

I joined here first, then joined OPA. I don't post there anymore as it is a disgusting shit-bin.

Sounds like a great fit for you, though.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #31738 on:** November 01, 2012, 08:42:11 AM »

Mitt has anecdotals and intangibles on his side:

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Karl Rove: "In addition to the data, the anecdotal and intangible evidence--from crowd sizes to each side's closing arguments--give the sense that the odds favor Mr. Romney. They do. My prediction: Sometime after the cock crows on the morning of Nov. 7, Mitt Romney will be declared America's 45th president. Let's call it 51%-48%, with Mr. Romney carrying at least 279 Electoral College votes, probably more."

What time does Karl Rove's cock crow?

edit: fuck wrong thread.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31739 on:** November 01, 2012, 09:05:04 AM »

Mitt's got intangibles and a strong upside, but Nate Silver is only projecting him to go in the third-round.

News:

Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6019681 times)