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« Reply #35280 on: December 30, 2012, 09:57:28 PM »
I remember being a pest to Teknopathetic on Xfire during my Wafflecopter days. Back then he was tolerable because he was one of the few PC fanboys. Now he is a complete git. Fuck him and his quote methods.

EDIT: I just realized after seven years that his name isn't Teknopathic.

Is it just the quotes that bother you?

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« Reply #35281 on: December 30, 2012, 10:10:21 PM »
Remember the time blame space came here and tried to bring his shtick over here and got ran out and then asked to have his account deleted and demi said ok?  Good times.

I didn't delete it, only banned.
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« Reply #35282 on: December 30, 2012, 10:15:50 PM »
At this point you are surely just parodying yourself right cheezmo? :lol

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Never mind this I was quick posting abd messing up names :'(

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« Reply #35283 on: December 30, 2012, 11:04:54 PM »
 So wait - MS and Sony are going to delay their machines because the WiiU is doing badly?

Erm..........
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« Reply #35284 on: December 30, 2012, 11:13:38 PM »
At this point you are surely just parodying yourself right cheezmo? :lol

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Never mind this I was quick posting abd messing up names :'(

GS probably wont like being confused with me :omg

Also Stealth I think my brain broke when I realised it wasn't Teknopathic. I swear he must've changed it or something.
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« Reply #35285 on: December 30, 2012, 11:34:48 PM »
At this point you are surely just parodying yourself right cheezmo? :lol

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Never mind this I was quick posting abd messing up names :'(

GS probably wont like being confused with me :omg

Also Stealth I think my brain broke when I realised it wasn't Teknopathic. I swear he must've changed it or something.

I'm fairly certain that was his handle, it's the name of a track on Jet Grind Radio. Maybe he got depressed or something.

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« Reply #35286 on: December 30, 2012, 11:43:26 PM »
I remember being a pest to Teknopathetic on Xfire during my Wafflecopter days. Back then he was tolerable because he was one of the few PC fanboys. Now he is a complete git. Fuck him and his quote methods.

EDIT: I just realized after seven years that his name isn't Teknopathic.

Is it just the quotes that bother you?

His militant attitudes about the games his likes, especially Kohan. Kohan is cool and all but he's obnoxious as hell.
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« Reply #35287 on: December 30, 2012, 11:56:11 PM »
So on my drive to work, I saw a hobo taking a shit on the side of the road. The disturbing thing is I started rolling my window down to heckle this shittaker but luckily caught myself before I succumbed to my subhuman urges

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« Reply #35288 on: December 31, 2012, 12:04:42 AM »
So on my drive to work, I saw a hobo taking a shit on the side of the road. The disturbing thing is I started rolling my window down to heckle this shittaker but luckily caught myself before I succumbed to my subhuman urges

There's kicking a man when he's down, and then there's kicking a man when he's homeless and taking a shit on the side of the road. You did the right thing.

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« Reply #35289 on: December 31, 2012, 12:18:08 AM »
You did the right thing. You never know when'll you be the dirty hobo shitting on the side of the street.
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« Reply #35291 on: December 31, 2012, 12:53:20 AM »
ahh harson.

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« Reply #35292 on: December 31, 2012, 12:58:03 AM »
Some fucked up ass shit happened on my street when I was younger. Living in a sketchy as fuck area is awful.  :-\ There's no "character" so much as living in fucking fear.

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« Reply #35293 on: December 31, 2012, 01:39:01 AM »
Some fucked up ass shit happened on my street when I was younger. Living in a sketchy as fuck area is awful.  :-\ There's no "character" so much as living in fucking fear.

Where I live [i.e. the middle of nowhere], people talk about "that one time that this guy went nuts and killed his neighbor/friend/father" and it was like 20 year ago. Sure, it's boring as can be, but at least you don't have to deal with stuff like that.
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« Reply #35294 on: December 31, 2012, 01:52:52 AM »
Thank God. That cunt was worthless.

I am so glad the homeless shitter wasn't heckled. They've lost so much in life. I know dropping a deuce in the street is nasty but what do these people have left? If if their lives did turn around those habits would die hard. You can always spot the homeless by how well-hidden they are when they take a leak in public. It's like the concept of stealth in the new Splinter Cell.
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« Reply #35295 on: December 31, 2012, 02:03:10 AM »
You can always spot the homeless by how well-hidden they are when they take a leak in public. It's like the concept of stealth in the new Splinter Cell.

That's deep, man.
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« Reply #35296 on: December 31, 2012, 02:08:46 AM »
I drive to work at 6am as well (and was like the only person driving for kilometers on end), so it's not like the guy was shitting on a busy road during peak hour.
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« Reply #35297 on: December 31, 2012, 02:10:17 AM »
When I was homeless I had to hold my shit in, and walk around with diabolical hemorrhoids until I got back to the shelter. I blew up the local library and McDonald's too. I made a thread on GAF about my McDonald's experience. I couldn't jerk off the entire time I was homeless. I tried to stealthily stream porn at these places but I had no place to jack off. I wasn't gonna do that shit in a public restroom. It was terrible.
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« Reply #35298 on: December 31, 2012, 02:25:48 AM »
When I was homeless I had to hold my shit in, and walk around with diabolical hemorrhoids until I got back to the shelter. I blew up the local library and McDonald's too. I made a thread on GAF about my McDonald's experience. I couldn't jerk off the entire time I was homeless. I tried to stealthily stream porn at these places but I had no place to jack off. I wasn't gonna do that shit in a public restroom. It was terrible.

sheeeeit couldn't you have done it from memory in the back of a strip mall in the middle of the night? Just the thought of not having my own place to do it would give me instant blue balls.

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« Reply #35299 on: December 31, 2012, 05:07:28 AM »
Furryphobia? No. NO. Furries aren't homosexuals or racial minorities. They're attracted to anamorphic animals. There is no great persecution or existential strife when it comes to being a furry. When you tell people that you're a furry all that comes is laughter. Furries will never be hung for the color of their skin or beaten to death for being a cigarillo. There is absolutely nothing wrong with disliking furries. They're freaks.

Just when I thought we were on the same page, you get Shaka'd.
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« Reply #35300 on: December 31, 2012, 05:30:14 AM »
But since we opened the subject, I'll agree with Oscar. If its treated just like any other fetish and with more discretion, I wouldn't have any problems in accepting it. It's the need to publicize it and advocate the life style that I don't get.

It makes me so uncomfortable to sometimes hear arguments used among LGBT supporters in their rhetoric. I mean, neither science, religion, nor history is with them on this one.

Before moving to the US I've only heard about them online, but never seen any traces of them in real life, but after the move I started noticing them... In our university a big group of furries meet on a daily basis at the cafeteria. They wear the ears, dangle the tails from their pants, and walk around barefoot. Very few people understand what they are (it hurts to be one of the few ones who do), but everyone avoids them just the same. They're shunned most of the time when they're in that attire... It's a ridiculous self-fulfilling prophecy, if you ask me.

And with the fact that a high number of those kids are socially awkward to begin with, you can forget any attempt of communication between the humans and half-beasts.

I just don't get any of it, mang.
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« Reply #35301 on: December 31, 2012, 06:02:52 AM »
An effete Cillian Murphy? Dude already looks like a fucking lady.

And wtf at jerking off behind a strip mall? The police already treat the homeless like shit. Plus I am schizophrenic, so the chance of them beating me to death while I scream for my father is already exponentially high. They catch me beating off they won't even inform my mother that I'm dead.
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« Reply #35302 on: December 31, 2012, 06:13:44 AM »
I should but in order to get them I need a mental health referall and I don't want to go through anymore evaluations. I am on Medical which doesn't cover mental health. Which is really fucking sad considering the only reason I have Medical in the first place is because I am on disability for schizophrenia. Due to how awful my condition is I'm going to have to bite the bullet at some point and go in for another eval. UGH.

I know the pills will make me a zombie but it's getting to the point where that's a great alternative.
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« Reply #35303 on: December 31, 2012, 07:23:23 AM »
The only time harSon has been to the projects is when his mommy and daddy's Lexus/BMW/Mercedes/etc. accidentally made a wrong turn.

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« Reply #35304 on: December 31, 2012, 08:32:04 AM »
I think we have a winner for 'most blatant viral' thread at GAF this year.

Right at the last minute, too!

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« Reply #35305 on: December 31, 2012, 10:04:31 AM »
I lean strongly towards it is due to the systems themselves

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« Reply #35306 on: December 31, 2012, 10:10:54 AM »
They are fucked.  No way around that one.  They better be finding alternative streams of revenue and integrating them well enough to be compelling.
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« Reply #35307 on: December 31, 2012, 10:11:35 AM »
Steambox will save gaming. 

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« Reply #35308 on: December 31, 2012, 10:18:37 AM »
they obviously won't be delaying them or consigning themselves to the dustbins, but i bet there are more than a few nervous execs at sony/ms right now.  we've seen three major system launches in a row receive tepid results, and while that might be down to the systems themselves, it might *not* be.  if the orbis and/or durango can't get things cooking again, the traditional model is fucked.

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:piss dirtpeople who play solely on consoles :piss2

Digital distribution is the future, bitches.  Get on the train.
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« Reply #35309 on: December 31, 2012, 10:33:51 AM »
Thank God. That cunt was worthless.

I am so glad the homeless shitter wasn't heckled. They've lost so much in life. I know dropping a deuce in the street is nasty but what do these people have left? If if their lives did turn around those habits would die hard. You can always spot the homeless by how well-hidden they are when they take a leak in public. It's like the concept of stealth in the new Splinter Cell.


this one time, i was walking down an alley, and this homeless guy in a wheel chair rolls through the end of the alley that I'm heading towards.  he pulls his chair between two dumpsters, stands up and takes a leak....i still had about a 1/4 of the alley to go and had to walk by him and it was weird.

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« Reply #35310 on: December 31, 2012, 10:56:20 AM »
i'm pretty much all DD on vita.  i have one cart game left, UMVC3, and I'll replace it with the PSN version if it gets to $15 or less

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« Reply #35311 on: December 31, 2012, 10:59:23 AM »
I was just thinking the other day that I should invest in more physical Vita games with their cute little blue cases.

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« Reply #35312 on: December 31, 2012, 11:24:22 AM »
:piss consoles :piss2

:piss dirtpeople who play solely on consoles :piss2

Digital distribution is the future, bitches.  Get on the train.

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« Reply #35313 on: December 31, 2012, 01:03:22 PM »
I had some dream or nightmare where I got a bunch of christmas money and was looking to spend it on some awful sony portable (my dream made up a new one).

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« Reply #35314 on: December 31, 2012, 01:06:16 PM »
I had some dream or nightmare where I got a bunch of christmas money and was looking to spend it on some awful sony portable (my dream made up a new one).

You're probably just mistaken. The Vita is an actual piece of hardware available at retail that a few people really do own. You didn't dream it up.

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« Reply #35315 on: December 31, 2012, 01:10:13 PM »
:piss consoles :piss2

:piss dirtpeople who play solely on consoles :piss2

Digital distribution is the future, bitches.  Get on the train.

:bow smartphone future :bow2

if only people in japan were legally allowed to own PSUs over 150watts or had room in their bedlockers for videocards longer than their penises.

Just curious, are you ghst from GAF? Big fan of your work.

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« Reply #35316 on: December 31, 2012, 01:14:27 PM »
After I woke up I wanted to Inception myself and slap dream me.

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« Reply #35317 on: December 31, 2012, 01:23:00 PM »
last night I had a dream I was in an orgy and some guy died during it. 






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« Reply #35318 on: December 31, 2012, 01:27:33 PM »
Last night I dreamt I was trapped in a four walled dick dungeon.

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« Reply #35319 on: December 31, 2012, 01:30:15 PM »
I was 5x the poster either of those two were, and yet they can post, and one of them can even make threads with impunity. God I'd love to have a few minutes with duckroll in the octagon. You thought what Kratos did to Zeus was brutal? Kid's play.

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« Reply #35320 on: December 31, 2012, 01:40:46 PM »
last night I had a dream I was in an orgy and some guy died during it.

Next time, ease up.

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« Reply #35321 on: December 31, 2012, 03:51:47 PM »
Last night there was a GAFer in one of my dreams  :-\
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« Reply #35322 on: December 31, 2012, 04:06:41 PM »
Digital distribution is the future, bitches.  Get on the train.

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« Reply #35323 on: December 31, 2012, 04:19:56 PM »
Last night there was a GAFer in one of my dreams  :-\
Was it Andrex? I hope it was Andrex

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« Reply #35324 on: December 31, 2012, 04:34:25 PM »
I had a dream about Dcharle. I pushed him into the ocean with a large Vita shaped anchor on his ankle. My joy was short lived as I realized he had chained a 3DS XL anchor to my leg and I sunk into the ocean with him, both of us embracing our mutual deaths after such a long pointless fight.

Then I awoke and put on the shield of Ninthingism, ready to battle again.

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« Reply #35325 on: December 31, 2012, 04:35:26 PM »
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« Reply #35326 on: December 31, 2012, 05:17:43 PM »
ZombiU does have very good lighting but 'the best lighting in a video game'? no no no no.  It looks like Frostbite 2 lighting, complete with the same dirt effects as Battlefield 3.


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« Reply #35327 on: December 31, 2012, 05:22:24 PM »
ZombiU does have very good lighting but 'the best lighting in a video game'? no no no no.

No. That honor belongs to Nintendo Land, obviously.

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« Reply #35328 on: December 31, 2012, 05:30:14 PM »
When I was homeless I had to hold my shit in, and walk around with diabolical hemorrhoids until I got back to the shelter. I blew up the local library and McDonald's too. I made a thread on GAF about my McDonald's experience. I couldn't jerk off the entire time I was homeless. I tried to stealthily stream porn at these places but I had no place to jack off. I wasn't gonna do that shit in a public restroom. It was terrible.
I worked in security a while back in a supermarket. Basically there is a big problem with homeless guys following a nice girls backside for a bit, and then rushing off to bust one out in the gents. Semen all over the place.

Luckily I didn't actually have to deal with the clean up, but we cracked down on the aforementioned issue. And it was always in the frozen food section.
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« Reply #35329 on: December 31, 2012, 05:56:11 PM »
Digital distribution is the future, bitches.  Get on the train.

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He meant for non-Nintendo systems.
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« Reply #35330 on: December 31, 2012, 06:10:06 PM »
Without seeing the thread I am going to guess that there's some nthing stance based on some nebulous quality about ZombiU lighting that puts it over every other game : like it captures lighting better or it's got a certain mystery quality that no other game ever has. And it's the usual nthings? Nquilst , electroplanton, etc?

I swear I only need thread titles to know what is going on in 99% of the threads

I have ZombiU (full mooncat language version because Nintendo Japan seem to think leaving the English in might dilute their pure blood Japan philosophy) - but every shot or vid I've seen makes the game look like Condemned.

Just feels like its likely to be a My First HD moment for a whole slew of nthings
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« Reply #35331 on: December 31, 2012, 06:26:30 PM »
Without seeing the thread I am going to guess that there's some nthing stance based on some nebulous quality about ZombiU lighting that puts it over every other game : like it captures lighting better or it's got a certain mystery quality that no other game ever has.

The Bore's own Nostradamus.
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« Reply #35332 on: December 31, 2012, 06:30:09 PM »
Just wait until the Galaxy team's next Mario game on Wii U will be unveiled.  It'll be like HD gaming never existed until then.
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« Reply #35333 on: December 31, 2012, 06:32:52 PM »
I have now read the thread ... Good lord.
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« Reply #35334 on: December 31, 2012, 06:51:59 PM »
Did SA just have a site redesign?
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« Reply #35336 on: December 31, 2012, 06:59:07 PM »
Did SA just have a site redesign?

I like it.  Looks cleaner.
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« Reply #35337 on: December 31, 2012, 06:59:52 PM »
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« Reply #35338 on: December 31, 2012, 07:24:55 PM »
Anything would be better than SA's horribad last design. Might get an account now.

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« Reply #35339 on: December 31, 2012, 07:27:11 PM »
I have ZombiU (full mooncat language version because Nintendo Japan seem to think leaving the English in might dilute their pure blood Japan philosophy) - but every shot or vid I've seen makes the game look like Condemned.

u no that ubisof maed it rite