Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6005524 times)

parallax · « **Reply #38040 on:** February 03, 2013, 09:16:53 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on February 03, 2013, 07:31:45 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47263184&postcount=866
(Image removed from quote.)

Please tell me those are dick satellites

Atramental · « **Reply #38041 on:** February 03, 2013, 09:22:17 PM »

It's two dick satellite systems orbiting one another.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #38042 on:** February 03, 2013, 09:53:35 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on February 03, 2013, 08:39:34 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2013, 08:34:45 PM
it's not hard to figure out why he does this. across videogaming media, can you name ANOTHER investment analyst? exactly.

What I mean is that this schtick doesn't pay the bills as I understand it. Does his notoriety as the laughing stock of a message board aid him in commanding respect/a higher salary at Wedbush? I'm specifically questioning why he does things like this to engage NeoGAF.

the media goes to him for money quotes on ACCOUNT of his name recognition, which gets him more/bigger clients. he's gaming (lol) the fuck out of this relationship.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #38043 on:** February 03, 2013, 09:59:30 PM »

Must be fun to troll GAF with virtual impunity because there is no way EviLore would ever ban him.

Momo · « **Reply #38044 on:** February 03, 2013, 10:06:19 PM »

I have facial piercings and I love it

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #38045 on:** February 03, 2013, 10:11:43 PM »

Quote from: Momo on February 03, 2013, 10:06:19 PM

I have facial piercings and I love it

did you get your cock pierced?

Broseidon · « **Reply #38046 on:** February 03, 2013, 10:11:46 PM »

Quote from: Momo on February 03, 2013, 10:06:19 PM

I have facial piercings and I love it

What kind. I like piercings

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #38047 on:** February 03, 2013, 10:31:38 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on February 03, 2013, 10:11:43 PM

Quote from: Momo on February 03, 2013, 10:06:19 PM
I have facial piercings and I love it

did you get your cock pierced?

ah the infamous cock face piercing

Momo · « **Reply #38048 on:** February 03, 2013, 10:42:54 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 03, 2013, 10:31:38 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on February 03, 2013, 10:11:43 PM
Quote from: Momo on February 03, 2013, 10:06:19 PM
I have facial piercings and I love it

did you get your cock pierced?

ah the infamous cock face piercing

Quote from: Broseidon on February 03, 2013, 10:11:46 PM

Quote from: Momo on February 03, 2013, 10:06:19 PM
I have facial piercings and I love it

What kind. I like piercings

Lower left lip, two bars, right eyebrow two bars. (this is the configuration I go to work with, my boss thinks it's quite cute

). I usually replace the bars with rings or hooks when I go out. Also have a few ear piercings that I leave unfilled when out to work.

I date girls with undercuts, stretched ears, bridge piercings and so forth so it is kinda my thing.

Broseidon · « **Reply #38049 on:** February 03, 2013, 10:49:28 PM »

Huff · « **Reply #38050 on:** February 03, 2013, 10:51:51 PM »

gauges are fucking gross. i don't mind piercings or tats

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38051 on:** February 03, 2013, 10:54:49 PM »

I thought about getting pierced on my face but I dunno.

Broseidon · « **Reply #38052 on:** February 03, 2013, 11:18:16 PM »

I wanna get snakebites but I probably wouldn't suit them

Momo · « **Reply #38053 on:** February 03, 2013, 11:27:28 PM »

I know this one latina girl with snakebites, raven hair, ruby lips

thisismyusername · « **Reply #38054 on:** February 03, 2013, 11:55:39 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on February 03, 2013, 11:18:16 PM

I wanna get snakebites but I probably wouldn't suit them

Be honest, you wanna pierce your dick as well.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38055 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:19:03 AM »

Why is someone making a documentary about gaf if they hate the negativity? So they want it more popular, is that it?

Momo · « **Reply #38056 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:26:37 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 04, 2013, 12:19:03 AM

Why is someone making a documentary about gaf if they hate the negativity? So they want it more popular, is that it?

Members: 90,359 + a stupid amount of page impressions per day = money

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #38057 on:** February 04, 2013, 01:54:35 AM »

ah bummer, alt account was found pretty quickly and I was zapped

oh well

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38058 on:** February 04, 2013, 01:57:15 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 04, 2013, 01:54:35 AM

ah bummer, alt account was found pretty quickly and I was zapped

oh well

Got a taste of what NFL GAF has to digest with harson lol, jeez. What an annoyance. Oh wells, a couple of 'em deserve it.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #38059 on:** February 04, 2013, 01:59:51 AM »

that nicca is terrible, seriously

my ban was in the commercial thread though, I made it a bit too obvious I had been on gaf before

etiolate · « **Reply #38060 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:01:06 AM »

matty2dfraud is someone's second account

I can only assume they don't know who yet.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38061 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:03:26 AM »

Didn't they nab SNES a couple days ago? Maybe he made a few.

etiolate · « **Reply #38062 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:07:12 AM »

also i loved how gaf thought the VW commercial was racist

Momo · « **Reply #38063 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:17:19 AM »

In before exaggerated cries of "imma gurl"

Quote

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511545

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38064 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:17:56 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 04, 2013, 02:07:12 AM

also i loved how gaf thought the VW commercial was racist

At the house I was at we all just said in unison "that's dumb."

Quote

These games that happen every 2-3 wins where the team comes out without focus. Talent wise and coaching wise, the Niners really shouldn't lose games. When they're on, they look like a class ahead of the rest. Then they sort of wash out a game or half a game.

I said that in the OT side thread and someone jumped on me about it.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #38065 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:20:03 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 04, 2013, 02:03:15 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on February 04, 2013, 01:59:51 AM
that nicca is terrible, seriously

my ban was in the commercial thread though, I made it a bit too obvious I had been on gaf before

Can you link to the post that did it?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47281150&postcount=99

etiolate · « **Reply #38066 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:24:11 AM »

The OT thread is full of the OT. That's why.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38067 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:27:17 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 04, 2013, 02:24:11 AM

The OT thread is full of the OT. That's why.

I guess, so stupid. How could anyone argue a solid fact like that? The niners have been inconsistent all season.

Momo · « **Reply #38068 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:29:38 AM »

If proper football, great teams win even when not at their best, see Barcelona

etiolate · « **Reply #38069 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:30:12 AM »

Actually I see now that you are referring to Trey's post. I think he peruses sports gaf. I think his reply was just him being an ass about the definition of consistent.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38070 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:31:46 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 04, 2013, 02:30:12 AM

Actually I see now that you are referring to Trey's post. I think he peruses sports gaf. I think his reply was just him being an ass about the definition of consistent.

/shrug

Just because some teams are really shitty doesn't make the niners consistent.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38071 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:36:04 AM »

It's just a bad commercial. They co-opt Irish and Scottish accents all of the time for shit.

etiolate · « **Reply #38072 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:50:59 AM »

Speaking of that VW commercial, it seems VW bought more ad space on youtube to play pre-load ads encouraging Niner fans to stay happy.

Himu · « **Reply #38073 on:** February 04, 2013, 03:01:37 AM »

Good. He's such an asshole these days.

etiolate · « **Reply #38074 on:** February 04, 2013, 03:03:44 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #38075 on:** February 04, 2013, 03:05:33 AM »

He keeps asking me if I"m on my period and other rude questions. Clearly brandnew isn't a gentleman, which is why despite being hot as fuck he always ends up with cum trains as lovers.

Punk bitch.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38076 on:** February 04, 2013, 03:07:29 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on February 04, 2013, 03:05:33 AM

He keeps asking me if I"m on my period and other rude questions. Clearly brandnew isn't a gentleman, which is why despite being hot as fuck he always ends up with cum trains as lovers.

Punk bitch.

Oh dang.

Momo · « **Reply #38077 on:** February 04, 2013, 03:30:07 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on February 04, 2013, 03:05:33 AM

He keeps asking me if I"m on my period and other rude questions. Clearly brandnew isn't a gentleman, which is why despite being hot as fuck he always ends up with cum trains as lovers.

Punk bitch.

Himu · « **Reply #38078 on:** February 04, 2013, 03:31:39 AM »

That was such a neogaf post, Momo. I mean, what does that even mean? So you posted a picture of JOJO. What does that mean?

I expect better from you.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38079 on:** February 04, 2013, 03:41:37 AM »

Real talk though i wish a bunch of gals were less prudish about dick/sex talk in girlgaf.

Himu · « **Reply #38080 on:** February 04, 2013, 03:42:11 AM »

Fuck that. If someone talks about dick, I'm going all in.

HOT

Himu · « **Reply #38081 on:** February 04, 2013, 04:07:46 AM »

Okay, after our private chat about dicks and balls and cum you are totally an e-besty, devo

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #38082 on:** February 04, 2013, 04:11:05 AM »

himu I'm only mean to you when you act like a bitch

you're being a bitch right now

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #38083 on:** February 04, 2013, 04:11:25 AM »

ban message was simply "alt account" btw

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38084 on:** February 04, 2013, 04:17:18 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on February 04, 2013, 04:07:46 AM

Okay, after our private chat about dicks and balls and cum you are totally an e-besty, devo

If it weren't for you an AM I wouldn't have too many people to talk about this stuff with. So many gals just be all "tee hee lets not talk about this tee hee."

$:-\$

Reb · « **Reply #38085 on:** February 04, 2013, 04:22:16 AM »

So, Himu is a lady now? confirm/deny

Momo · « **Reply #38086 on:** February 04, 2013, 04:26:15 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on February 04, 2013, 03:31:39 AM

That was such a neogaf post, Momo. I mean, what does that even mean? So you posted a picture of JOJO. What does that mean?

I expect better from you.

One is a gentleman (you) and the other is a sexy motherfucker that does what he wants (dio) should be obvious to you.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #38087 on:** February 04, 2013, 09:24:04 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on February 04, 2013, 04:22:16 AM

So, Himu is a lady now? confirm/deny

himu's going trans in the most himu way possible

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #38088 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:14:14 AM »

I am Opiate, human-cyborg relations.

Vertigo · « **Reply #38089 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:21:25 AM »

I refuse to believe his not playing up to this robotic character now

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38090 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:42:59 AM »

Hah, I kinda get what he means, though.

Atramental · « **Reply #38091 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:52:28 AM »

Google Chrome is giving me malware warnings from GAF.

edit: Okay. It's not popping up anymore.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38092 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:13:40 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on February 04, 2013, 10:10:47 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47286405&postcount=2

BEEP BOOP BEEP THIS MODEL WAS NOT PROGRAMMED WITH AN INTRINSIC ETHNICITY OR CULTURE, TYLER.

Deep Blue doesn't need culture it knows chess.

archie4208 · « **Reply #38093 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:14:58 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511592

PC brigade has invaded the gaming section.

Not that I think Gaben's choice of words were wise, but an off the cuff, out of context, comment generating so much faux outrage gives me a headache, especially since the entire lecture covered many other interesting topics.

Momo · « **Reply #38094 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:24:12 PM »

Yeah, just browsed that thread. It's been a while since I legit cringed at a neogaf thread, but that right there has reminded me how fucking horrible that board is.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #38095 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:31:42 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on February 04, 2013, 12:14:58 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511592

PC brigade has invaded the gaming section.

Not that I think Gaben's choice of words were wise, but an off the cuff, out of context, comment generating so much faux outrage gives me a headache, especially since the entire lecture covered many other interesting topics.

Yeah, it's a poor choice of words that he should probably apologize for just because that's what you do. However, I think you need more to go on than just that to conclude that he's some sort of insensitive monster. Generally speaking, I tend to be pretty empathetic to most complaints in favor of political correctness, but this? The claim seems tenuous.

king of the internet · « **Reply #38096 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:36:29 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on February 04, 2013, 12:14:58 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511592

PC brigade has invaded the gaming section.

Not that I think Gaben's choice of words were wise, but an off the cuff, out of context, comment generating so much faux outrage gives me a headache, especially since the entire lecture covered many other interesting topics.

There's a small but significant contingent of people who seem to surface in almost any Steam topic with "gotcha!" type posts like in the thread posted above. I don't think Valve is perfect, and I don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I think that some people look quite foolish in their over eagerness to prove that they're secretly devious in some way. I agree that it was a poor choice of words for someone in Gabe's position, but it's pretty obvious that some people are just looking for something to jump on.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47291657&postcount=5

Atramental · « **Reply #38097 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:41:29 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511601

"I have meltdowns when I'm within proximity of anything cute."

Oh. I hadn't noticed.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #38098 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:48:57 PM »

Wait himu wants to get a sex change? I thought only people who hated their bodies did that and the way he talks about his massive penis makes me think he doesn't feel bad about being a guy.

brob · « **Reply #38099 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:51:30 PM »

transsexuals with big dicks are the best tho

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6005524 times)