The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Himu]

I don't hate my penis. And I use the "massive big dick" thing for comedy, I don't have a massive big dick. We play that up for shits and giggles because HAHA BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BIG PENISES thing which is funny.

[nudemacusers]

transsexuals with big dicks are the best tho

this guy knows what's up. lady ass, lady tits, biggu dikku.. best of everything.

[Shadow Mod]

girlgaf right now 

[Himu]

at least they're not talking about videogames anymore. But just watch Emitan or someone is going to come in talking about fucking FIRE EMBLEM when the rest of the thread is talking about porn, sex, and cocks.

[Shadow Mod]

I need my porn to be a Fabio inspired romance novel on screen. If you're looking to fap why do you want to waste time with a storyline? Fuck I can't.

[Steve Youngblood]

I don't really know what's going on in there, but is this an appropriate time to provocatively suggest "Cat fight," capped off with a "Meow!"

[Shadow Mod]

I don't really know what's going on in there, but is this an appropriate time to provocatively suggest "Cat fight," capped off with a "Meow!"

No it's just girlgaf fulfilling more stereotypes.

[Himu]

Because books have the lead up, devo. You get the romance, you get to read their feelings, it's not just "hey I'm the milkman why don't I share some of my milk ehhhhhhhhhh? " like in porn. I can understand not liking porn based on the lack of a storyline. I remember half the reason I watched this 80's porn tape I found in my dad's dresser drawer was because I had to find out what happened after the uncle fucked his niece after his employee - who he told specifically NOT to fuck - caught them in the broom closet.

[Shadow Mod]

Because books have the lead up, devo. You get the romance, you get to read their feelings, it's not just "hey I'm the milkman why don't I share some of my milk ehhhhhhhhhh? " like in porn. I can understand not liking porn based on the lack of a storyline. I remember half the reason I watched this 80's porn tape I found in my dad's dresser drawer was because I had to find out what happened after the uncle fucked his niece after his employee - who he told specifically NOT to fuck - caught them in the broom closet.

Shit if you want a build up read a novel. I'm looking to j/o real quick over here.

[nudemacusers]

I like a good porno story 

[Himu]

Because books have the lead up, devo. You get the romance, you get to read their feelings, it's not just "hey I'm the milkman why don't I share some of my milk ehhhhhhhhhh? " like in porn. I can understand not liking porn based on the lack of a storyline. I remember half the reason I watched this 80's porn tape I found in my dad's dresser drawer was because I had to find out what happened after the uncle fucked his niece after his employee - who he told specifically NOT to fuck - caught them in the broom closet.

Shit if you want a build up read a novel. I'm looking to j/o real quick over here.

Hey, that's why 50 Shades of Grey is popular. At least it's not Fabio.

[Steve Youngblood]

Because books have the lead up, devo. You get the romance, you get to read their feelings, it's not just "hey I'm the milkman why don't I share some of my milk ehhhhhhhhhh? " like in porn. I can understand not liking porn based on the lack of a storyline. I remember half the reason I watched this 80's porn tape I found in my dad's dresser drawer was because I had to find out what happened after the uncle fucked his niece after his employee - who he told specifically NOT to fuck - caught them in the broom closet.

Shit if you want a build up read a novel. I'm looking to j/o real quick over here.

Whatever, Devo. You're not a dude. Quit acting cool and go back to reading Twilight.

[Broseidon]

I wanna get snakebites but I probably wouldn't suit them 

Be honest, you wanna pierce your dick as well.

Oh god no 

[Joe Molotov]

I like a good porno story 

He fixes the cable?

[Himu]

Lady friend and I were talking about that book [50 shades], and she's all "he is SUCH a dom" so she can live out her bdsm fantasies. There's your porn right there.



I don't mind it because she's not a prude. Preferring books to video porn doesn't really change much, it's still porn. My problem is women being too bashful to talk about some of this stuff, but it's understandable. Which is why I cherish our cock convo so much devo.

[brawndolicious]

I don't hate my penis. And I use the "massive big dick" thing for comedy, I don't have a massive big dick. We play that up for shits and giggles because HAHA BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BIG PENISES thing which is funny.

You made a post your dick thread once, I'd have trouble doing sit-ups with that. The only cheeseburger I know irl doesn't like their penis and doesn't even let her partners touch it.

[Shadow Mod]

Lady friend and I were talking about that book [50 shades], and she's all "he is SUCH a dom" so she can live out her bdsm fantasies. There's your porn right there.

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I don't mind it because she's not a prude. Preferring books to video porn doesn't really change much, it's still porn. My problem is women being too bashful to talk about some of this stuff, but it's understandable. Which is why I cherish our cock convo so much devo.

50 Shades is basically "I have the most vanilla sex life ever so I read this book ."

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511597

Thread backfire IRL incoming.

[nudemacusers]

I wanna get snakebites but I probably wouldn't suit them 

Be honest, you wanna pierce your dick as well.

Oh god no 

I think I missed my chance at a ladder or prince albert. my wife is grossed out by the idea, but i suspect if I had one prior to marriage she'd be down.

50 Shades is basically "I have the most vanilla sex life ever so I read this book ."

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511597

Thread backfire IRL incoming.

reminds me of that bruiserbear thread where he talked shit about his cousin who was a personal trainer always promoting himself on facebook... gaf found the dude, everyone called him jelly, messages were sent to cousin etc.

this is why I don't talk shit about friends/coworkers on the internet, unless using the most vague of terms. opening a thread is especially 'asking for it'.

[Himu]

I don't hate my penis. And I use the "massive big dick" thing for comedy, I don't have a massive big dick. We play that up for shits and giggles because HAHA BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BIG PENISES thing which is funny.

You made a post your dick thread once, I'd have trouble doing sit-ups with that. The only cheeseburger I know irl doesn't like their penis and doesn't even let her partners touch it.

Here's the thing:

the penis is not the only masculine part on your body. I hate my body, but don't hate my penis. I hate my body hair, muscles, and facial hair. If my partner is a man, I don't like him touch it either, because that makes it gay, and I'm not gay. It has nothing to do with hating the actual penis, it's more to do with that sexual act and sexual orientation. Not all trans people have problems with their penises, and the penis has barely anything to do with gender identity. If that were the case, rich ass transgender porno stars would just quit when they got enough cash to get srs. Instead, they make lewd videos of them playing with their dicks and they seem to enjoy it, and even keep them because like me they don't really mind them, and in some cases like them. The reason you think trans people all hate their penises is because that's the only one you know and because it's a ridiculous stereotype. Not every person has the same circumstance or feelings.

[Shadow Mod]

reminds me of that bruiserbear thread where he talked shit about his cousin who was a personal trainer always promoting himself on facebook... gaf found the dude, everyone called him jelly, messages were sent to cousin etc.

this is why I don't talk shit about friends/coworkers on the internet, unless using the most vague of terms. opening a thread is especially 'asking for it'.

It's so fucking passive aggressive too. So you don't like someone great. I don't mean like everyone who rants about someone in some one off post but a whole thread about it? Plus, I'll be honest, most of the people who make a thread about how someone in their life is such a douche, are usually the douchiest posters themselves.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47283744&postcount=582

First I was like

Then I was 

Now I'm

THIS POST

[Himu]

Okay Opiate

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511592

PC brigade has invaded the gaming section.

Not that I think Gaben's choice of words were wise, but an off the cuff, out of context, comment generating so much faux outrage gives me a headache, especially since the entire lecture covered many other interesting topics.

Autistic distinguished mentally-challenged fellows getting angry over a guy calling a main character in a single player game autistic and distinguished mentally-challenged. 


Current phase of thread: 
distinguished mentally-challenged Analogy Time: Constitutional Rights Edition Turbo.

[Himu]

Goddamn minority gaf going full on in that thread

[Steve Youngblood]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511592

PC brigade has invaded the gaming section.

Not that I think Gaben's choice of words were wise, but an off the cuff, out of context, comment generating so much faux outrage gives me a headache, especially since the entire lecture covered many other interesting topics.

Autistic distinguished mentally-challenged fellows getting angry over a guy calling a main character in a single player game autistic and distinguished mentally-challenged.

How dare you, you cunt.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47283744&postcount=582

First I was like (Image removed from quote.)

Then I was  (Image removed from quote.) (Image removed from quote.)

Now I'm (Image removed from quote.) (Image removed from quote.) (Image removed from quote.)

THIS POST

If they change Tiny Tina, I am gonna flip OUT.

[Momo]

Tina Tiny is poo, real talk

[Himu]

tiny tina OWNS

[Great Rumbler]

Tina Tiny is poo, real talk

Spreading falsehoods is not real talk.

[thisismyusername]

I wanna get snakebites but I probably wouldn't suit them 

Be honest, you wanna pierce your dick as well.

Oh god no 

You know you want to. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I've been with a dude that had a ladder and Prince Albert. Awkward as fuck.

[close]

[Shadow Mod]

Damn so many bad reviews of that book now. Jeff-DSA good job bruh.

[Broseidon]

I dont even know what a ladder is ._.

[FStop7]

girlgaf right now 

*looks in*

That Ducky McGee is a strange one.

One day she just appeared out of nowhere in the Giant Bomb thread to rant about how the GB staff are a bunch of basement dwelling losers and then disappeared.  I think she's a little off in the head.

And "a lot of spitting"?  Is she watching snake porn or something?

[Shadow Mod]

girlgaf right now 

*looks in*

That Ducky McGee is a strange one.

One day she just appeared out of nowhere in the Giant Bomb thread to rant about how the GB staff are a bunch of basement dwelling losers and then disappeared.  I think she's a little off in the head.

And "a lot of spitting"?  Is she watching snake porn or something?

I've seen some spitting in vids but not nearly as much as she's talking about.

[nudemacusers]

I dont even know what a ladder is ._.

According to wiki: A frenulum piercing is a type of body piercing located on the underside of the shaft of the penis. A series of parallel frenulum piercings is known as a frenum ladder. A frenum ladder may be extended to include lorum piercings, hafada piercings and guiche piercings.

[Vertigo]

Lady friend and I were talking about that book [50 shades], and she's all "he is SUCH a dom" so she can live out her bdsm fantasies. There's your porn right there.

(Image removed from quote.)

I don't mind it because she's not a prude. Preferring books to video porn doesn't really change much, it's still porn. My problem is women being too bashful to talk about some of this stuff, but it's understandable. Which is why I cherish our cock convo so much devo.

50 Shades is basically "I have the most vanilla sex life ever so I read this book ."

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511597

Thread backfire IRL incoming.

As correctly guessed thread backfired magnificently. Not sure what Jeff DSA thought posting that up. Gaf went to work and the thread is now deleted.

[Mr. Gundam]

Anyone else read the Mormon thread? I find it fascinating. Kinda backwater sheltered at times, but still incredibly fascinating.

[Pringo]

Anyone else read the Mormon thread? I find it fascinating. Kinda backwater sheltered at times, but still incredibly fascinating.

Yeah that thread is pretty good. ronito does a good job of keeping discussion going compared to the other religion threads on GAF.

[thisismyusername]

I dont even know what a ladder is ._.

Oh, Bro... *pat pat* ... so sheltered at times...

 

Also Carl being banned has made Sony threads a hell of a lot more tolerable than they generally are.

[Shadow Mod]

As correctly guessed thread backfired magnificently. Not sure what Jeff DSA thought posting that up. Gaf went to work and the thread is now deleted.

Does anyone know what the book was?

Not that GAF has an obligation to protect people from the internet but if it wants to look better it really should delete threads on site when the info of third parties gets leaked.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47306208&postcount=495

Tumblr has naked people so pffft.

[Broseidon]

I dont even know what a ladder is ._.

According to wiki: A frenulum piercing is a type of body piercing located on the underside of the shaft of the penis. A series of parallel frenulum piercings is known as a frenum ladder. A frenum ladder may be extended to include lorum piercings, hafada piercings and guiche piercings.

:|

[brob]

I want an apadravya. 

[thisismyusername]

I dont even know what a ladder is ._.

According to wiki: A frenulum piercing is a type of body piercing located on the underside of the shaft of the penis. A series of parallel frenulum piercings is known as a frenum ladder. A frenum ladder may be extended to include lorum piercings, hafada piercings and guiche piercings.

:|

You know you want it and then to send me pictures of it. 

[Broseidon]

I only like piercings from the neck up, thanks.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

girlgaf right now 

*looks in*

That Ducky McGee is a strange one.

One day she just appeared out of nowhere in the Giant Bomb thread to rant about how the GB staff are a bunch of basement dwelling losers and then disappeared.  I think she's a little off in the head.

And "a lot of spitting"?  Is she watching snake porn or something?

Ah, that's Lemurnator.  I wonder if she is still 16.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47286405&postcount=2

BEEP BOOP BEEP THIS MODEL WAS NOT PROGRAMMED WITH AN INTRINSIC ETHNICITY OR CULTURE, TYLER.

When Opiate snaps, I feel sorry for the 50-100 people he's going to wipe out.

[Robo]

There is a ton of spittin and slobberin in porn, though.  It's a Euro thing.

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47311239&postcount=987

if i had an account i would make these kinds of drive-by posts.

[Atramental]

Did something traumatic happen to Ducky in her past? Or is she just your typical spazz?

[parallax]

girlgaf right now 

*looks in*

That Ducky McGee is a strange one.

One day she just appeared out of nowhere in the Giant Bomb thread to rant about how the GB staff are a bunch of basement dwelling losers and then disappeared.  I think she's a little off in the head.

And "a lot of spitting"?  Is she watching snake porn or something?

Ah, that's Lemurnator.  I wonder if she is still 16.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47286405&postcount=2

BEEP BOOP BEEP THIS MODEL WAS NOT PROGRAMMED WITH AN INTRINSIC ETHNICITY OR CULTURE, TYLER.

When Opiate snaps, I feel sorry for the 50-100 people he's going to wipe out.

its gonna be hilarious.

[thisismyusername]

Wait, what? I think I'm going to have to hunt for that just to see it. 

I only like piercings from the neck up, thanks.

Whatever you say.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511678



This guy is getting on my nerves.

[Himu]

Because books have the lead up, devo. You get the romance, you get to read their feelings, it's not just "hey I'm the milkman why don't I share some of my milk ehhhhhhhhhh? " like in porn. I can understand not liking porn based on the lack of a storyline. I remember half the reason I watched this 80's porn tape I found in my dad's dresser drawer was because I had to find out what happened after the uncle fucked his niece after his employee - who he told specifically NOT to fuck - caught them in the broom closet.

Shit if you want a build up read a novel. I'm looking to j/o real quick over here.

There's porn out there called straight for gay eyes or something where its straight porn but they show off the dude instead of the chick and instead of focusing on the girl they focus on the dude when fucking. I don't know why I felt compelled to tell you and himu about it but I remember running into it on Pornhub and thinking it sort of destroys the "straight porn is made exclusively for men" thing even if the porn is aimed at gay dudes.

He fucks a woman right? That's the important part. If it focuses on the penis and his body, even better.

[Shadow Mod]

Datdude is just a really good troll right? 

[Atramental]

What really got my goat was this thread of his: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511133&highlight=

I look at Gaffers especially who are struggling with thinning hair/balding in there youth, when there supposed to be at there attractive peak and are having trouble with women as it already is...

So GAF..those who don't want to be bald, and enjoy having hair, and want to have a full plop of hair until there 90 and in diapers, what is stopping you from getting hair transplant surgery?

Fuck you, Dude. Seriously.

Such a slap in the face.

[Shadow Mod]

He's 12. Or a really good troll.

[Atramental]

I think he said he was 18.

edit: Can't remember where he said it though.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The time I got the most attention from women was when I shaved my head for a summer.  I was probably the most in shape I ever was but shaving my head was like a night and day difference.  Pretty weird since it is instilled in us that we have to have thick hair in order to be considered attractive.

Also lol at hair transplants.  It worked wonders for Jeremy Piven:

[brawndolicious]

Anyone else read the Mormon thread? I find it fascinating. Kinda backwater sheltered at times, but still incredibly fascinating.

I love it. Closest thing to how Muslims in the US grow up, even the fact that evangelicals don't generally like them which I think kind of makes them feel persecuted. It is refreshing to see how a lapsed Mormon can talk so openly and intelligently about scripture.

Did something traumatic happen to Ducky in her past? Or is she just your typical spazz?

She started posting on OA like around 14 and probably got a really aggressive attitude on the net because of that.

[Atramental]

Did something traumatic happen to Ducky in her past? Or is she just your typical spazz?

She started posting on OA like around 14 and probably got a really aggressive attitude on the net because of that.

Yeesh. That'll do it.

When I was 14 I was posting on a Halo Movie forum. 

edit:
Oh yeah, look at some of DatDudes posts: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47316346&postcount=59

[Joe Molotov]

Did something traumatic happen to Ducky in her past? Or is she just your typical spazz?

She started posting on OA like around 14 and probably got a really aggressive attitude on the net because of that.

Yeesh. That'll do it.

When I was 14 I was posting on a Halo Movie forum. 

edit:
Oh yeah, look at some of DatDudes posts: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47316346&postcount=59

So he's a pedophile that wants to stop jerking off? This isn't going to end well.