The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[brawndolicious]

It sounds like he's about to meet Chris Hansen.

[Tookay]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47286405&postcount=2

BEEP BOOP BEEP THIS MODEL WAS NOT PROGRAMMED WITH AN INTRINSIC ETHNICITY OR CULTURE, TYLER.

Is "empathy" or "relatability" coming in some future software patch?

Dude uses an awful lot of words to say very basic things.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511592

PC brigade has invaded the gaming section.

Not that I think Gaben's choice of words were wise, but an off the cuff, out of context, comment generating so much faux outrage gives me a headache, especially since the entire lecture covered many other interesting topics.

I think what he said was pretty foolish, but centering an entire topic around it, especially with a mod-sanctioned OP, seems the definition of overboard.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47322839&postcount=102

Oooooo... Now I feel bad for calling him a taco. 

[TakingBackSunday]

still a taco

[TakingBackSunday]

ah nah, jackson is good people.  He has a sense of humor and can troll, so he's cool in my book.  DoucheBot XE has no semblance of humanity in him

[FatalT]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47320830&postcount=169

BEEP BOOP HU-MONS DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY HUMOR

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47320830&postcount=169

BEEP BOOP HU-MONS DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY HUMOR

I bet he's a riot at parties.

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Probably not.

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edit: Also, SC BORE REPRESENT! 

[FatalT]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47320830&postcount=169

BEEP BOOP HU-MONS DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY HUMOR

I bet he's a riot at parties.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Probably not.

[close]

edit: Also, SC BORE REPRESENT! 

[Atramental]

 

We'll have to meet up again sometime soon, FatalT.

Maybe after I get done with this crazy busy semester. :-P

[Himu]

Awesome fatalt doesn't look like the guy from taxi driver anymore thank god

[FatalT]

We'll have to meet up again sometime soon, FatalT.

Maybe after I get done with this crazy busy semester. :-P

Definitely! I'll probably be going back to finish my degree in August! I'll be free in the Summer though.

Awesome fatalt doesn't look like the guy from taxi driver anymore thank god

IMMEDIATE PHOTO CAPTURE! I grew my hair back out but I still miss that hairstyle.

Hey FatalT my man been a while. Have you stopped wearing Kesha t-shirts and cruising for jailbait cooch? I was pretty worried about you there for a bit.

I hung the Ke$ha shirts up in the closet and haven't worn them in a while. I haven't been cruising for any cooch actually! I'm better now, mentally.

[Atramental]

We'll have to meet up again sometime soon, FatalT.

Maybe after I get done with this crazy busy semester. :-P

Definitely! I'll probably be going back to finish my degree in August! I'll be free in the Summer though.

Cool, cool. I'll be sure to notify you when I'm not up to my eyes in design projects. Haha.

[Shadow Mod]

I didn't know Words with Friends would be just another avenue for people to trash talk after forfeiting a game lol.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47320830&postcount=169

BEEP BOOP HU-MONS DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY HUMOR

I bet he's a riot at parties.

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Probably not.

[close]

edit: Also, SC BORE REPRESENT! 

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Did you compare dikku sizes?

[Atramental]

No, but he did kick my ass in almost every single fighting game we played.  :'(

I was able to hold my own in Soul Caliber 4 though.


edit: Yeesh, it's already 1:30 am here. Need to get some sleep. Later Bore.

[Shadow Mod]

I just assume anyone who really knows their shit and talks in that very detached manner is kind of off.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47320830&postcount=169

BEEP BOOP HU-MONS DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY HUMOR

I bet he's a riot at parties.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Probably not.

[close]

edit: Also, SC BORE REPRESENT! 

(Image removed from quote.)

No way. I guess now I have to accept Atra as a real bro.

[brawndolicious]

Reminds me of Jackson50. He'll use a dozen four syllable words to say the equivalent of "The situation in Afghanistan isn't fully stable," throwing in a "nevertheless" at some point, and everyone in PoliGAF is all over his jock because he can crack a thesaurus. IMO, it actually detracts from the points he's trying to make, which are usually insightful. If he would just write like a normal fucking human being, he'd come off a lot better.

That is such a fucking weird comparison to make. And Jackson50 likes to post some word porn just for fun, not to seem smarter than he is. The reason any of us post on discussion forums is for fun.

[Fifstar]

The time I got the most attention from women was when I shaved my head for a summer.  I was probably the most in shape I ever was but shaving my head was like a night and day difference.  Pretty weird since it is instilled in us that we have to have thick hair in order to be considered attractive.

There are some studies that say that men that shave their head are perceived as especially confident, which obviously factors into attractiveness a lot. It only works for men with full hair tho.

[Polyh3dron]

I think Monolith Soft and Platinum Games should collaborate on a Mega Man reboot, should I make a thread on GAF about it?

[nudemacusers]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=47335824

What part of the game is this!?

[Joe Molotov]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=47335824

What part of the game is this!?

The bad end.

[nudemacusers]

whatever man you gotta get that first nut in somehow. If i was out of college i'd consider the same as well

esch you are too pretty for $50/hour mexican hookers... partial homo

[parallax]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=47335824

What part of the game is this!?

Cuddling with a prostitute.. The game has changed apparently

[nudemacusers]

cuddling is pretty bad, but I think your mind forced you to skip the worst part...

[Cerveza mas fina]

Eating out a pro 

Instant aids

[Don Flamenco]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=47335824

What part of the game is this!?

She was definitely a 7/10, with certain aspects of her steering closer to 6/10.

damn, bro banged a super model, by the internet female grading scale

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47303594&postcount=18355

  The avatar

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47303594&postcount=18355

  The avatar

 

[Polyh3dron]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=47340289

no thread whining allowed lol

[thisismyusername]

There's porn out there called straight for gay eyes or something where its straight porn but they show off the dude instead of the chick and instead of focusing on the girl they focus on the dude when fucking. I don't know why I felt compelled to tell you and himu about it but I remember running into it on Pornhub and thinking it sort of destroys the "straight porn is made exclusively for men" thing even if the porn is aimed at gay dudes.

I went looking for it, just out of curiosity: It's SG4GE: Straight Guys for Gay Eyes. Basically all the porn is essentially straight porn. Even if they "focus on the man" you're still getting women in the shots. Some of the shots are mostly fucking her puss and all that but if you're going to do blow job scenes for gay men... why the hell would I want a girls face in the shot?

I mean if some gay men are into that, hey: I'm not gonna knock it. But really, who is this advertising to since most of the SG4GE's I've seen are still just straight porn. Maybe less women O-faces, but still straight porn.

Edit: Oh, right, Transgenders like Himuro... well, if they have to go that far and qualify it as gay so they don't have "straight porn," I dunno... it's just weird to me to advertise something like that and it's just plain ol' straight porn under a false pretense.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511775

Cuteness Overload is the best.

And by the best I mean the worst.

[Himu]

There's porn out there called straight for gay eyes or something where its straight porn but they show off the dude instead of the chick and instead of focusing on the girl they focus on the dude when fucking. I don't know why I felt compelled to tell you and himu about it but I remember running into it on Pornhub and thinking it sort of destroys the "straight porn is made exclusively for men" thing even if the porn is aimed at gay dudes.

I went looking for it, just out of curiosity: It's SG4GE: Straight Guys for Gay Eyes. Basically all the porn is essentially straight porn. Even if they "focus on the man" you're still getting women in the shots. Some of the shots are mostly fucking her puss and all that but if you're going to do blow job scenes for gay men... why the hell would I want a girls face in the shot?

I mean if some gay men are into that, hey: I'm not gonna knock it. But really, who is this advertising to since most of the SG4GE's I've seen are still just straight porn. Maybe less women O-faces, but still straight porn.

Edit: Oh, right, Transgenders like Himuro... well, if they have to go that far and qualify it as gay so they don't have "straight porn," I dunno... it's just weird to me to advertise something like that and it's just plain ol' straight porn under a false pretense.

WHERE CAN I VIEW THIS PORN?

In the "shemale" section of xhamster there is this DOPE ASS VIDEO that is a compilation supposedly "made for straight transgender women" and it has a big focus on men doing solo stuff, taking baths, and showing off their rods but then it quickly turns into typical porn.

[thisismyusername]

WHERE CAN I VIEW THIS PORN?

In the "shemale" section of xhamster there is this DOPE ASS VIDEO that is a compilation supposedly "made for straight transgender women" and it has a big focus on men doing solo stuff, taking baths, and showing off their rods but then it quickly turns into typical porn.

That's what this essentially is, himumu.

 

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http://www.bestmalevideos.com/studio/sg4ge/
http://www.sg4ge.com/

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[Himu]

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511775

Cuteness Overload is the best.

And by the best I mean the worst.

Pretty much.

Also, this was quite a shitty batch of juniors this cycle. I already want to inflict physical pain on some of them. Haha...

[Positive Touch]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=47335824

What part of the game is this!?

this dude gets on the internet so he can share forever how he lost his virginity to a prostitute, ate her out, cuddled with her, and tops it all off with him dreaming about how he could save her.  i want to lol but i cant stop shaking my head.

[Shadow Mod]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=47335824

What part of the game is this!?

this dude gets on the internet so he can share forever how he lost his virginity to a prostitute, ate her out, cuddled with her, and tops it all off with him dreaming about how he could save her.  i want to lol but i cant stop shaking my head.

Isn't that the plot to Pretty Woman?

[Vertigo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511775

Cuteness Overload is the best.

And by the best I mean the worst.

I was going to post that earlier but couldn't find the will especially when I went onto he/she's website and saw Pokemon plushies. 

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511711

The morality of whaling and eating whales as told by NeoGAF.

Complete with special guest appearance by PC-GAF getting weepy eyed and outraged over a 4 year old episode of South Park that every motherfucker in the world has seen twice over.

[Brehvolution]

I like your new avatar, Devo. 

[brob]

whale steak is my favorite. I eat it at least twice a year. gorge on that mobious dick til I choke. It really rustles my jimmies how japan acts a fool with regards to fishing quotas n all that and everyone gets pulled down with em.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511711

The morality of whaling and eating whales as told by NeoGAF.

Complete with special guest appearance by PC-GAF getting weepy eyed and outraged over a 4 year old episode of South Park that every motherfucker in the world has seen twice over.

Did he get banned for saying he liked whale meat?

[Shadow Mod]

I like your new avatar, Devo. 

I look almost like a Juggalo. Juggalette?

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511711

The morality of whaling and eating whales as told by NeoGAF.

Complete with special guest appearance by PC-GAF getting weepy eyed and outraged over a 4 year old episode of South Park that every motherfucker in the world has seen twice over.

Did he get banned for saying he liked whale meat?

I don't get what he was banned for, either.

[jiji]

Looks like he was trolling and got caught: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19180158&postcount=219

[Shadow Mod]

Looks like he was trolling and got caught: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19180158&postcount=219

Trolling about the same subject twice and not a comical one at that. Pffft.

[parallax]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=47335824

What part of the game is this!?

this dude gets on the internet so he can share forever how he lost his virginity to a prostitute, ate her out, cuddled with her, and tops it all off with him dreaming about how he could save her.  i want to lol but i cant stop shaking my head.

He's a drake song come to life

[Don Flamenco]

edit: i got trolled a little

[Momo]

I like your new avatar, Devo. 

I look almost like a Juggalo. Juggalette?

Fuuuuuck I hate Juggalos :'(

[Shadow Mod]

I like your new avatar, Devo. 

I look almost like a Juggalo. Juggalette?

Fuuuuuck I hate Juggalos :'(

They're probably all the rage in Cape Town or where ever the hell you are.

[Momo]

Actually, die antwoord are a weird mix of juggalo, bogan and trailer trash. Not only that but that fucking subculture exists here.

[tiesto]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=47335824

What part of the game is this!?

this dude gets on the internet so he can share forever how he lost his virginity to a prostitute, ate her out, cuddled with her, and tops it all off with him dreaming about how he could save her.  i want to lol but i cant stop shaking my head.

Heh, every time I hear talks about saving prostitutes, it reminds me of this awesome awesome song so I can't complain:

[Shadow Mod]

Actually, die antwoord are a weird mix of juggalo, bogan and trailer trash. Not only that but that fucking subculture exists here.

Their music is terrible. There is no "you don't get it" with that shit, everybody gets that it is shit.

I think a bunch of people just want to bone the blond chick so they try to pretend they like the music to get more glimpses of her.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511903

I understand that racism towards asians is often ignored but if some asian folks just want to be satirical or say ching chong does it really have to come to this? OH nm I don't understand frats and their dumbass party names.

[Shadow Mod]

I can't for the life of me understand why. I mean I'd bone some questionable chicks but I won't put their music on my iPod.

I don't understand why either. I can't listen to crap.

[Momo]

I can't for the life of me understand why. I mean I'd bone some questionable chicks but I won't put their music on my iPod.

.

[StealthFan]

Not gonna lie: I'm a little pissed that my hemorrhoid thread last year was met with derision while the latest one is thriving.

[Shadow Mod]

Not gonna lie: I'm a little pissed that my hemorrhoid thread last year was met with derision while the latest one is thriving.

Predates when the OT turned into super hugbox mode probably.

[brawndolicious]

I can't for the life of me understand why. I mean I'd bone some questionable chicks but I won't put their music on my iPod.

Before or after you find out what they listen to? Or like me, was it during?

[TakingBackSunday]

TA I love you but you're going full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow in that death penalty thread