Instead of slowly trickling their releases, Nintendo should just release fucking everything at once.
Reggie: "Hey motherfuckers, it's launch day so everyone listen the fuck up-- we got mario, we got zelda, we got smash bros, we got pokemon, we got f-zero, we got 3D metroid, we got 2D metroid, we got donkey kong, we got kirby, we got pikmin, we got yoshi, we got warioware, we got excitebikes, excitetrucks, excitebots, excitekittens...we even got Earthbound Trilogy 3D so shut the fuck up, oh and we actually made 2 Zelda games. That's right, 2 full Zelda games, one cel shaded, one realistic. Give 3rd parties about a year and those will be the next batch. All of them. All of the 3rd parties and Sony too."