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Steve Contra

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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5940 on: January 08, 2013, 03:05:26 PM »
Yes, most of them are called "children" You've probably seen some at some point. 
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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5941 on: January 08, 2013, 03:19:51 PM »
Yes, most of them are called "children" You've probably seen some at some point.

oh, you mean Nintendo fans
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archie4208

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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5942 on: January 08, 2013, 03:47:43 PM »
Yes, most of them are called "children" You've probably seen some at some point.

oh, you mean Nintendo fans

He said "children", not "manchildren". 


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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5944 on: January 08, 2013, 05:16:51 PM »
In short,3D sucks.
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archnemesis

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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5945 on: January 08, 2013, 05:17:01 PM »
That doesn't surprise me at all. 3DS is an awful name for a new system, especially when it has almost the same appearance as the DSL and the market is filled with 3D TVs.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5946 on: January 08, 2013, 05:20:23 PM »
not to mention 4 previous DS models/systems, which were all the same system.

archnemesis

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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5947 on: January 08, 2013, 05:38:16 PM »
Yep, if there were any games for the Wii U it would have similar complaints.

Don Flamenco

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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5948 on: January 08, 2013, 05:47:11 PM »
"mr. iwata, our focus tests show that people are confusing the WiiU with the original Wii."

"The name stays.  How can we fight the brand confusion?"

"Our research shows that the cheapest way would be to not release any games at all for it, cutting the problem off at the head." 

"Perfect! Lets go with that.  You guys are geniuses.  Wal-Mart brand cokes on me tonight." 

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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5949 on: January 08, 2013, 05:53:20 PM »
Normally id say these people are stupid but between DS, DS Lite, DS XL, DSi and 3DS id get confused too if I was a normal person thats picking up a gift.

Don Flamenco

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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5950 on: January 08, 2013, 06:34:12 PM »
People still play the Lego games?

Yeah, kids love them, and their parents can play with them, too.  Not much appeal there for a single adult hardcore gamer, though.


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Eel O'Brian

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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5951 on: January 08, 2013, 06:41:20 PM »
i heard lego batman 2 was quite good and strays a bit from the formula
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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5952 on: January 08, 2013, 06:58:58 PM »
Sounds just like the Harry Potter one, except there's a lot of stuff and hidden characters in the main world. Still need to play the second one.
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5953 on: January 08, 2013, 08:42:20 PM »
Yep, if there were any games for the Wii U it would have similar complaints.
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cool breeze

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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5954 on: January 09, 2013, 02:01:50 PM »
nyko is releasing an internal battery that nearly triples the battery life of the tablet

http://www.nyko.com/products/product-detail/?name=Power+Pak+for+Wii+U

nintendo was kind enough to give them the space to work with  :heart


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Re: The Official WII U thread of 2013 3rd Party Titles behind NDAs
« Reply #5955 on: January 09, 2013, 03:14:06 PM »
nyko is releasing an internal battery that nearly triples the battery life of the tablet

http://www.nyko.com/products/product-detail/?name=Power+Pak+for+Wii+U

nintendo was kind enough to give them the space to work with  :heart
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how kind of them releasing a shitty stock battery.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5956 on: January 10, 2013, 03:11:40 AM »
You know i am wondering if Nintendo is willing to refund all the Wii U's because fo their collossal failure on all fronts?  I mean 3 gig patch... really?  There is a limit for everyone.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5957 on: January 10, 2013, 08:53:10 AM »
See, at least Activision isn't lazy.  Get with it, devs.

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« Reply #5958 on: January 10, 2013, 09:06:25 AM »
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Are these Wii U screens? Because, real talk, the soft lighting cast on the character looks very natural.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5959 on: January 10, 2013, 09:09:35 AM »
The Walking Dead FPS from Activision

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It's like he's saying "Me and you. Rape dumpster. Now."
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« Reply #5960 on: January 10, 2013, 09:18:46 AM »
The Walking Dead FPS from Activision

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It's like he's saying "Me and you. Rape dumpster. Now."

It's not technically rape if I willingly lead the way~
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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5961 on: January 10, 2013, 10:02:13 AM »
Watch it outsell ZombiU 10:1.

They'd have to sell 1 Zombieoooooo first.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5962 on: January 10, 2013, 11:15:28 AM »
Nobody who was stupid enough to buy a WiiU deserves a refund.  Put your hand in the fire, you deserve to get burned.  Maybe it'll teach you something.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5963 on: January 10, 2013, 11:21:24 AM »
Can someone make a "deal with it" .gif from this?


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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5964 on: January 10, 2013, 04:14:29 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=507764

you can trust nintendo to stop predator uncles from grooming innocent children by exposing them to the filth of miiverse.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5965 on: January 11, 2013, 01:11:16 AM »
ZombiU demo is on the eshop/wiiuware.

Seems like an interesting game.  It's one of those games where the controls feel obtuse by design.  Three zombies were chasing me and I threw a flare, then wanted to get out my grenade to blast them at once.  Switch to touch screen to open backpack inventory, tap grenade hoping to equip it, and it gives me a description of the grenade.  Had to drag the grade from my backpack to my handheld inventory, then switch to the grenade once I've left that menu, then prep to the grenade, and finally throw it--at this point the zombies all just went their separates ways and I ended up wasting the grenade.   It made the situation tense, so mission accomplished? What felt unintentionally crummy was when the tablet would drop my swipe/drag motions.

And a slight quirk with having the right stick up top is that my view goes downward when I only wanted to turn.  I guess over a decade of muscle memory does that.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5966 on: January 11, 2013, 05:37:36 AM »
This is so stupid, this makes the WiiU look more like a new sku of regular Wii then anything.


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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5967 on: January 11, 2013, 06:36:17 AM »
This is so stupid, this makes the WiiU look more like a new sku of regular Wii then anything.
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Colors    Black    Black
CPU    IBM PowerPC CPU    IBM Power®-based multi-core processor
Graphics Processing Unit    ATI/AMD GPU    AMD Radeon™-based High Definition GPU
Storage    internal flash memory, internal flash memory
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Plays downloadable games    •    •
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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
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SantaC

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5970 on: January 11, 2013, 05:33:17 PM »
got my wii u working. fired up nintendo land, and it was pretty decent. Some really terrible minigames along with good ones.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5971 on: January 11, 2013, 05:34:59 PM »
Battle Quest is pretty fun if you have someone to play with.

SantaC

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5972 on: January 11, 2013, 05:38:17 PM »
Battle Quest is pretty fun if you have someone to play with.

that mario chase one was just hide and seek. boooooring.

luigis mansion was pretty fun.

archnemesis

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5973 on: January 11, 2013, 05:47:31 PM »
It's a really cheap tech demo, but I actually had fun playing Mario Chase. Small things, like adding a livestream portrait of the person being chased made it memorable. None of the minigames I've tried in Nintendo Land are actually good, but it does a fairly good job of showing what the system is capable of.

SantaC

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5974 on: January 11, 2013, 05:51:14 PM »
we need some new software for this one.

Sometimes I think that Nintendo dont have the resources to support a handheld and a console at the same time. It seems one of them is always going to be very dry.
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Tasty

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5975 on: January 11, 2013, 06:00:49 PM »
we need some new software for this one.

Sometimes I think that Nintendo dont have the resources to support a handheld and a console at the same time. It seems one of them is always going to be very dry.

Lol they're not Sony. They do both better than anyone can.

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« Reply #5976 on: January 11, 2013, 07:05:08 PM »
I've said it before, but I think Nintendo is going to struggle with HD like so many Japanese devs and that's why the output has been subpar so far
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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5977 on: January 11, 2013, 07:11:26 PM »
I've said it before, but I think Nintendo is going to struggle with HD like so many Japanese devs and that's why the output has been subpar so far

This is certainly the case, but they're also leaning on other devs to help out. Namco, Grezzo, etc.

SantaC

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5978 on: January 12, 2013, 03:15:20 PM »
battle quest refuses to start. Says point the controller to the TV. Nothing.

shitty software/hardware is shitty.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5979 on: January 12, 2013, 03:33:56 PM »
Battle Quest? ???

Joe Molotov

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5980 on: January 12, 2013, 03:41:19 PM »
Battle Quest? ???

Legend of Zelda: Battle Quest, part of the CULTURAL PHENOMENON Nintendoland; ffs Andrex, play a Nintendo game every once in a while.
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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5981 on: January 12, 2013, 03:43:33 PM »
Battle Quest? ???

Legend of Zelda: Battle Quest, part of the CULTURAL PHENOMENON Nintendoland; ffs Andrex, play a Nintendo game every once in a while.

his wii u is a lie confirmed!

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5982 on: January 12, 2013, 03:45:44 PM »
I've said it before, but I think Nintendo is going to struggle with HD like so many Japanese devs and that's why the output has been subpar so far

This is certainly the case, but they're also leaning on other devs to help out. Namco, Grezzo, etc.

i've no doubt namco will be champing at the bit for another penny pinching subsidy after ttt2's wiiu performance.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5983 on: January 12, 2013, 03:55:37 PM »
battle quest refuses to start. Says point the controller to the TV. Nothing.

shitty software/hardware is shitty.

wait your WiiU is still fucked?  ???


SantaC

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5984 on: January 12, 2013, 03:59:48 PM »
battle quest refuses to start. Says point the controller to the TV. Nothing.

shitty software/hardware is shitty.

wait your WiiU is still fucked?  ???

nope i got it fixed. It actually took a week after i sent it to nintendo,

archnemesis

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5985 on: January 12, 2013, 04:33:36 PM »
Do you have a wiimote plugged in? That's the controller you're supposed to point at the TV.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5986 on: January 12, 2013, 05:53:41 PM »
Do you have a wiimote plugged in? That's the controller you're supposed to point at the TV.

i got the wiipad and my fiance the wiimote.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5987 on: January 12, 2013, 06:50:13 PM »
Battle Quest? ???

Legend of Zelda: Battle Quest, part of the CULTURAL PHENOMENON Nintendoland; ffs Andrex, play a Nintendo game every once in a while.

Oh lol, my Nintendoland is still in plastic wrap. Haven't been motivated to open it, plus DIGITAL ONLY FUTURE SUCKAS.

SantaC

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5988 on: January 12, 2013, 06:50:27 PM »
Is it one of those games that needs a motionplus wiimote?

yes, but it has motion+.

turns out that the single player on the wiipad is just fine. Something is up with our wiimote in that game.

archnemesis

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5989 on: January 12, 2013, 06:56:34 PM »
Have you tried moving the sensor? I have mine at the bottom of the TV and it's quite easy to block the signal with your knees if your curled up in the couch.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5990 on: January 12, 2013, 06:58:46 PM »
Have you tried moving the sensor? I have mine at the bottom of the TV and it's quite easy to block the signal with your knees if your curled up in the couch.

uh i checked the sensor bar and it turns out that it wasn't completely plugged in. FACEPALM.

finally works now.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5991 on: January 12, 2013, 08:18:26 PM »
Did you have the HDMI cable plugged all the way in before, Santa?
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Tasty

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5992 on: January 12, 2013, 09:05:19 PM »
Did you have the HDMI cable plugged all the way in before, Santa?

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5993 on: January 13, 2013, 04:26:01 AM »
Did you have the HDMI cable plugged all the way in before, Santa?

yes nintendo switched my model. They didnt reveal what the problem was though.

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5994 on: January 13, 2013, 08:55:03 AM »
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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5995 on: January 13, 2013, 09:16:30 AM »
looks like the blimp control room you have to bust up in Ninja Gaiden Black/Sigma. 

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« Reply #5996 on: January 13, 2013, 11:19:34 AM »
if i was to go get a WiiU today what games would i have to get to have a unique and fun experience
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« Reply #5997 on: January 13, 2013, 12:02:25 PM »
if i was to go get a WiiU today what games would i have to get to have a unique and fun experience

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Re: The Official WII U thread of Next-Gen Hate Squad
« Reply #5998 on: January 13, 2013, 12:03:57 PM »
It's totally Zwei by Shinji Mikami.

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« Reply #5999 on: January 13, 2013, 12:08:19 PM »
if i was to go get a WiiU today what games would i have to get to have a unique and fun experience

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