Sphinctersoft's first game should be a neogaf account dungeon crawler. You have to navigate forums and post smackdowns, but there's danger of going into threads that are too dumb for you to handle and idiots swamp you till you get banned. Then you just generate another account. In between threads, you can choose to go back to The Bore neogaf thread to "save your progress" by telling everyone of your account exploits. You also heal and learn techniques by reading the thread. Since it levels you up and helps you, you have to buy pages of the Bore GAF thread through Demi's amazon store with jew gold you get from a fake webcam you set up for your "female account." The more fans you get on gaf, the more you send to the female account, where they spend money to see a "female gaffer" strip. You get prostitutes off the street as your "female account" and you get better looking ones as you get more fans, which makes people give up more money.
After each thread or couple of threads, there's a moderator showdown which is basically a boss battle. In fact, the game has a level select where you can go into a particular moderator's randomly generated set of threads. Each moderator will give a Metal Gear Solid style speech when you beat them. Obviously, the last boss is Evilore. The ending: you have so much money that you can buy gaf. There's a scene where the protagonist busts into Evilore's house and looks at the GAF servers in a giant, mile wide underground facility. You go up to the main frame and plug in a flash card. It begins a program that deletes all of GAF and makes neogaf.com redirect to a flash Himuro Plinko game.
