Author Topic: Transformers: Dark of the Moon [because we didn't wanna be sued by Roger Waters] (Read 5318 times)

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #60 on:** June 29, 2011, 10:58:01 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on June 29, 2011, 04:36:09 PM

hey homos, just bought 2 tickets to see this in IMAX 3D. Mwahahahaha

well hello there Mr Lowest Common Denominator

drew · « **Reply #61 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:05:49 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 28, 2011, 10:17:04 PM

T2 however was pretty decent. The one problem that movie has is pacing. It drags because there's a section where it's nothing but human characters and it's so boring, but after that it's nuts.

refer to Transformers 2 as "T2" again and i will drag your balls out through your esophagus

Beezy · « **Reply #62 on:** June 30, 2011, 02:35:24 AM »

Really cool movie for fans of the previous ones. It definitely has the best action/fight scenes of all 3.

Beezy · « **Reply #63 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:11:15 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on June 30, 2011, 03:19:10 AM

Murder Prime is Best Prime though.

Yes! The autobots are pretty fucking evil during fights even though they're the "good" guys.

He and Bumblebee easily had the best kills. Who was that red Autobot with the blades?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #64 on:** June 30, 2011, 12:55:51 PM »

Quote from: drew on June 30, 2011, 01:05:49 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 28, 2011, 10:17:04 PM
T2 however was pretty decent. The one problem that movie has is pacing. It drags because there's a section where it's nothing but human characters and it's so boring, but after that it's nuts.

refer to Transformers 2 as "T2" again and i will drag your balls out through your esophagus

.

Mupepe · « **Reply #65 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:02:51 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on June 29, 2011, 10:58:01 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on June 29, 2011, 04:36:09 PM
hey homos, just bought 2 tickets to see this in IMAX 3D. Mwahahahaha

well hello there Mr Lowest Common Denominator

hello there Mr

Pretty awesome movie. Great action. 3D wasn't as noticeable as I was hoping, but at least it wasn't distractingly bad like I feared. Action is pretty well paced so you won't get too annoyed with the human characters. New chick has a great ass.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #66 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:04:22 PM »

A bit of lulz for the haters:

Transformers 2 opening day = $62 million

Transformers 3 opening day = $37 million

spoiler (click to show/hide)

They both opened on Wednesday.

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Mupepe · « **Reply #67 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:05:23 PM »

wow. That's kinda crazy low. The 3D IMAX showings at my theater had a sign last night as I was leaving that said Transformers 3D Imax Experience was sold out til next Tuesday.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #68 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:07:26 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on June 30, 2011, 01:05:23 PM

wow. That's kinda crazy low. The 3D IMAX showings at my theater had a sign last night as I was leaving that said Transformers 3D Imax Experience was sold out til next Tuesday.

The gap is also a bit wider considering that Transformers 2 didn't have the benefit of the 3D premium.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #69 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:14:25 PM »

haha, transBOREmers

Cravis · « **Reply #70 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:15:23 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on June 30, 2011, 03:19:10 AM

Optimus vs Sentinel Prime was a pretty great scene.

What.... WHAT!!!.... HEY MAN F*CK YOU FOR SPOILING THAT!!! Man you just ruined my summer.

Just kidding. I knew that ahead of time. distinguished mentally-challenged twist in my opinion. I had to do it though.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #71 on:** June 30, 2011, 10:01:22 PM »

I only saw the first because my exposure to transformers began and ended with allusions stuffed into the Beast Wars cartoon series. That is to say I was certainly curious. I was treated to one of the worst movies of all time. I was completely awestruck how many recommended what I struggled to find any redeeming value in. Seeing the second was out of morbid curiousity, and I got exactly what I was searching for. They somehow made it worse, the levels of inanity even warping spacetime to have them walk out of the smithsonian into the Arizona desert!

Diunx · « **Reply #72 on:** July 01, 2011, 11:16:33 AM »

I pirated the first and watched two minutes of the second one on tv, might pirate this one and sell it in the office.

ManaByte · « **Reply #73 on:** July 01, 2011, 12:23:14 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on June 30, 2011, 12:48:49 PM

I think his name is Mirage.

Yea he's Mirage. The Autobot Merc is Wheeljack (he calls himself "Que" since he makes their gadgets), Soundwave is the Decepticon Merc. Really surprised to see non-GM cars in this one.

Robo · « **Reply #74 on:** July 01, 2011, 12:31:25 PM »

Does the subtitle make more sense after seeing the movie? I mean, seriously - I want to know what that is supposed to mean.

ManaByte · « **Reply #75 on:** July 01, 2011, 12:33:42 PM »

You couldn't tell from the trailers that it was talking about the dark side of the moon?

Robo · « **Reply #76 on:** July 01, 2011, 12:37:43 PM »

Oh, is it one of those fill-in-the-blank things?

ManaByte · « **Reply #77 on:** July 01, 2011, 12:43:05 PM »

Quote from: Robo on July 01, 2011, 12:37:43 PM

Oh, is it one of those fill-in-the-blank things?

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon [because we didn't wanna be sued by Roger Waters]

Robo · « **Reply #78 on:** July 01, 2011, 01:23:04 PM »

So, yes.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #79 on:** July 01, 2011, 06:32:25 PM »

the best Transformers 3 review/rant

[youtube=560,345]OFm6nWeJeoA[/youtube]

ManaByte · « **Reply #80 on:** July 01, 2011, 06:53:06 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Nearly kill a stuntwoman? Just replace her shots with shots from one of your other movies that no one saw!

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #81 on:** July 02, 2011, 03:01:18 AM »

uuuugggh the chick's face is so dumb

Boogie · « **Reply #82 on:** July 09, 2011, 02:01:27 AM »

Saw the movie tonight. Massive clusterfuck of a film, but entertained by Michael Bay as the ultimate military porn auteur, and that Sam's mom is one of the greatest comedic creations of the past decade.

Otherwise:

Me: Holy shit! Sentinel Prime is Leonard Motherfucking Nimoy!
Sentinel Prime: Optimus! The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few!
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?! This is what passes for screenwriting in 2011?! Just swipe classic lines from previous movies of your current actors and claim "homage"? For fuck's sake....

Highlight of the film for me, as someone who studied Russian language in college, was:

(John Tuturro's character approaches door of Russian club)
Tuturro: Do svidonya
Me: (wait, that's "goodbye!")
Russian Bouncer: That means goodbye.
Me: BWAHAHAHAHA

Boogie · « **Reply #83 on:** July 09, 2011, 02:02:13 AM »

But seriously, three Transformers films and no Unicron? Total fail.

Boogie · « **Reply #84 on:** July 09, 2011, 02:07:43 AM »

Additional aside:

In this "modern era" of 3d, I have only seen two 3d films: Avatar and Transformers 3.

I liked Avatar's 3d effects; I thought they were natural and well done.

In T3, I thought it was gawdawful and distracted from the experience. If, as I suspect, the majority of 3d films fall closer to Transformers 3 than Avatar, I will definitely be going out of my way to find 2d showings, or waiting until Blu-Ray. 'Cause, FUCK, the 3D was useless and annoying in this flick.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #85 on:** July 09, 2011, 11:18:41 AM »

go see Herzogs latest for cool 3D.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #86 on:** July 09, 2011, 11:22:00 AM »

Tron Legacy had pretty good 3D, I thought.

Lerkaboi · « **Reply #87 on:** July 09, 2011, 02:04:32 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on July 09, 2011, 02:07:43 AM

Additional aside:

In this "modern era" of 3d, I have only seen two 3d films: Avatar and Transformers 3.

I liked Avatar's 3d effects; I thought they were natural and well done.

In T3, I thought it was gawdawful and distracted from the experience. If, as I suspect, the majority of 3d films fall closer to Transformers 3 than Avatar, I will definitely be going out of my way to find 2d showings, or waiting until Blu-Ray. 'Cause, FUCK, the 3D was useless and annoying in this flick.

lol what

the 3d effects in transformers 3 were on par with the ones with avatar, if not better (this is the overwhelming consensus)

i wish the majority of films fell close to transformers 3 in regards to 3d

bork · « **Reply #88 on:** July 09, 2011, 02:18:51 PM »

Quote from: Lerkaboi on July 09, 2011, 02:04:32 PM

Quote from: Boogie on July 09, 2011, 02:07:43 AM
Additional aside:

In this "modern era" of 3d, I have only seen two 3d films: Avatar and Transformers 3.

I liked Avatar's 3d effects; I thought they were natural and well done.

In T3, I thought it was gawdawful and distracted from the experience. If, as I suspect, the majority of 3d films fall closer to Transformers 3 than Avatar, I will definitely be going out of my way to find 2d showings, or waiting until Blu-Ray. 'Cause, FUCK, the 3D was useless and annoying in this flick.
lol what

the 3d effects in transformers 3 were on par with the ones with avatar, if not better (this is the overwhelming consensus)

i wish the majority of films fell close to transformers 3 in regards to 3d

And where is this "overwhelming consensus" documented? Some other message board? :p

TEEEPO · « **Reply #89 on:** July 09, 2011, 02:48:42 PM »

3D SUCKS. PERIOD.

Lerkaboi · « **Reply #90 on:** July 10, 2011, 02:42:20 AM »

Quote from: lyte edge on July 09, 2011, 02:18:51 PM

Quote from: Lerkaboi on July 09, 2011, 02:04:32 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 09, 2011, 02:07:43 AM
Additional aside:

In this "modern era" of 3d, I have only seen two 3d films: Avatar and Transformers 3.

I liked Avatar's 3d effects; I thought they were natural and well done.

In T3, I thought it was gawdawful and distracted from the experience. If, as I suspect, the majority of 3d films fall closer to Transformers 3 than Avatar, I will definitely be going out of my way to find 2d showings, or waiting until Blu-Ray. 'Cause, FUCK, the 3D was useless and annoying in this flick.
lol what

the 3d effects in transformers 3 were on par with the ones with avatar, if not better (this is the overwhelming consensus)

i wish the majority of films fell close to transformers 3 in regards to 3d

And where is this "overwhelming consensus" documented? Some other message board? :p

lol

critics and even james cameron himself will tell you that the 3d in this movie is fantastic

the exact team that worked on the 3d in avatar worked on it with this film, james cameron even stopped by to give bay tips

Mupepe · « **Reply #91 on:** July 12, 2011, 12:10:03 PM »

I thought the 3D was good but there was something missing with it. I didn't even notice it very often in Transformers 3 while in Avatar there were tons of WOW moments (like people using the computers or sitting in the mechs). It wasn't bad by any means I just don't think it added anything of value to the experience.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #92 on:** July 12, 2011, 12:17:38 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 01, 2011, 09:32:23 PM

That's pretty neat, reusing the shots and all.

It's a tribute. To Michael Bay. From himself.

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