Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 76993 times)

Groogrux · « **Reply #120 on:** August 21, 2011, 10:30:43 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 21, 2011, 01:10:35 AM

You know who else is a hard worker that tries his best? The distinguished mentally-challenged fellow that cooks your fries at McDonalds. I don't care how hard he tries, he'll never be Anthony Bourdain, and Tim Tebow will never be an NFL qb either.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #121 on:** August 22, 2011, 10:39:33 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 21, 2011, 01:10:35 AM

You know who else is a hard worker that tries his best? The distinguished mentally-challenged fellow that cooks your fries at McDonalds. I don't care how hard he tries, he'll never be Anthony Bourdain, and Tim Tebow will never be an NFL qb either.

This is the best comment I have ever heard about Tim Tebow period. And the most accurate thing.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #122 on:** August 23, 2011, 10:43:34 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 21, 2011, 01:10:35 AM

You know who else is a hard worker that tries his best? The distinguished mentally-challenged fellow that cooks your fries at McDonalds. I don't care how hard he tries, he'll never be Anthony Bourdain, and Tim Tebow will never be an NFL qb either.

Jesus agrees

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #123 on:** August 24, 2011, 09:26:41 PM »

uh ohh...
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6891243/indianapolis-colts-add-kerry-collins-sources-doubt-peyton-manning-ready

Groogrux · « **Reply #124 on:** August 25, 2011, 04:41:29 AM »

Did anybody catch this the other day? Made me

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/6866409/horrible-bosses-cincinnati-bengals-owner-mike-brown

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #125 on:** August 25, 2011, 09:46:20 PM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm already missing something I'd rather be doing

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #126 on:** August 25, 2011, 09:48:08 PM »

^
failure to lead

hopefully this issue will be resolved soon, although with the Commish dithering we can't be sure

Ganhyun · « **Reply #127 on:** August 26, 2011, 08:44:58 PM »

Is there a spot in the league left I can fill up and be a bottom feeder or something?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #128 on:** August 26, 2011, 08:54:20 PM »

We have 8 teams. If we can get to 10, sure. But dunno if that's possible at this time

Ganhyun · « **Reply #129 on:** August 26, 2011, 09:02:00 PM »

im not gonna be upset if its not possible. i just figured id ask.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #130 on:** August 26, 2011, 09:49:37 PM »

whats the day of the draft again?

Tucah · « **Reply #131 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:39:01 PM »

Any chance I can get in on the league? I've never actually done fantasy before but I've always been intrigued and I'd love to give it a shot.

Akala · « **Reply #132 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:48:58 PM »

that would make 10.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #133 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:59:13 PM »

kk sent the PMs. 10 teams sounds good. Hopefully everyone makes it to the draft on Sunday

Tucah · « **Reply #134 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:12:21 PM »

Awesome, I just hope this hurricane doesn't knock out my power or something $:-\$

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #135 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:33:18 PM »

Draft is Sunday at 3 pm, dudes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #136 on:** August 27, 2011, 07:43:22 PM »

We've got 9 people. Which of you two didn't sign up? You've got less than 24 hours yo

Ganhyun · « **Reply #137 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:43:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 27, 2011, 07:43:22 PM

We've got 9 people. Which of you two didn't sign up? You've got less than 24 hours yo

That would have been me. I'm in now. Sorry, was afk most of today. Had to make the old lady happy

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #138 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:44:31 PM »

Stafford destroyed the Patriots defense

12-14, 200yds, 2 TDs

Plus he took a couple big hits and bounced right back up

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #139 on:** August 28, 2011, 11:16:39 AM »

Ok bitches, last reminder: draft is at 3 pm eastern today. That's in like a little less than 4 hours.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #140 on:** August 28, 2011, 12:33:48 PM »

Lol, I go to work at 3:40. Looks like this year I'm catching the half of the draft that matters other than letting the computer autodraft me Stafford. Yuck.

Although Stafford looks like he might be the sleeper QB to get this year....

Brehvolution · « **Reply #141 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:48:50 PM »

10 minutes to showtime, folks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #142 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:55:48 PM »

DRAFT TIME 5MIN

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #143 on:** August 28, 2011, 06:29:55 PM »

So, uh I missed the draft due to a last second thing that came up. I excluded all kickers and defenses (and Peyton Manning, cause fuck that fetus-headed cripple) because if you don't then you'll auto-draft one way too fucking early and shit. Yahoo auto-draft, in all it's intelligent glory, gave me this team:

1.    (2)    Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
2.    (19)    Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB)
3.    (22)    Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR)
4.    (39)    Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)
5.    (42)    Antonio Gates (SD - TE)
6.    (59)    Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR)
7.    (62)    Eli Manning (NYG - QB)
8.    (79)    Cedric Benson (Cin - RB)
9.    (82)    Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)
10.    (99)    Tim Hightower (Was - RB)
11.    (102)    Fred Jackson (Buf - RB)
12.    (119)    Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)
13.    (122)    Pierre Thomas (NO - RB)
14.    (139)    Willis McGahee (Den - RB)
15.    (142)    Rashad Jennings (Jac - RB)

Which looks pretty good, until you realize that I have the bare minimum starters for QB, WR and TE, plus NO K or DEF (which is fine, wanted that) so I have a metric fuckton of running backs on my bench I guess? Plus Boldin and Bryant have the same fucking bye week, which means I've gotta get at least 2 more WRs. If anyone wants any of my spare RBs for like a 3rd caliber WR or a back-up QB for Sheli (can't have a bye in Week 7, yo), get at me. I may even send you two of the fuckers, I mean I'm literally loaded at the position.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #144 on:** August 28, 2011, 07:12:55 PM »

I'll take hightower in trade. Let me know.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #145 on:** August 28, 2011, 10:53:44 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 28, 2011, 07:12:55 PM

I'll take hightower in trade. Let me know.

Alright, what's yer team name and I'll make you an offer. Can't recognize most of you bastards.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #146 on:** August 29, 2011, 09:28:27 AM »

I never draft well, but eh, fuck it, i'm sure I can kick ass this year as well.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #147 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:16:44 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 28, 2011, 10:53:44 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 28, 2011, 07:12:55 PM
I'll take hightower in trade. Let me know.

Alright, what's yer team name and I'll make you an offer. Can't recognize most of you bastards.

VAgiants

Ganhyun · « **Reply #148 on:** August 29, 2011, 02:30:28 PM »

Yea, I hate auto drafts. I got auto drafted as well as the old lady got sick and I spent all day yesterday taking care of her. Oh well, maybe I'll at least make the playoffs

Groogrux · « **Reply #149 on:** August 29, 2011, 03:48:12 PM »

Auto-draft got me too. I was out hiking and had no concept of what day or time it was...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #150 on:** September 08, 2011, 01:25:53 AM »

Season starts tomorrow!

[youtube=560,345]CoJ_K4Mlt4w[/youtube]
never forget!

Consul · « **Reply #151 on:** September 08, 2011, 01:27:22 AM »

Lions superbowl 2012

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #152 on:** September 08, 2011, 02:28:49 AM »

I'm gonna see if I can beat BrandNew week 1 without a defense, because fuck defense.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #153 on:** September 08, 2011, 02:59:32 AM »

That probably will happen. Only person I see doing double figures for me is Brady

Brehvolution · « **Reply #154 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:59:44 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on September 08, 2011, 02:21:46 AM

Whose team is the VA Giants? I'm playing them tomorrow.

It's gametime, fellas.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #155 on:** September 08, 2011, 07:59:32 PM »

omg omg omg football!!!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #156 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:23:43 PM »

GO PACKERS.

Brees will get sacked and he will throw an interception. MATTHEWS/WOODSON. Best defense in the NFL? Uh yes.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #157 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:26:07 PM »

I don't see the Jets or Steelers anywhere in your post

Bloodwake · « **Reply #158 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:36:01 PM »

That's because they don't have the best defense. We are STACKED.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #159 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:41:44 PM »

That is stacked. You have Matthews and Woodson.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #160 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:42:30 PM »

Let it be known that I have just scored the first fantasy points of 2011.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #161 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:43:25 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 08, 2011, 08:41:44 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

That is stacked. You have Matthews and Woodson.

Stacked is winning the Super Bowl with a defense largely on IR.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #162 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:47:30 PM »

No its not, it's called "Ben Roethlisburger super bowl performance."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #163 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:48:37 PM »

Impressive drive

Bloodwake · « **Reply #164 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:48:42 PM »

Well, how about that opening drive ladies and gentlemen.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #165 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:49:16 PM »

greeeeg jennings

look at dis fuggin nicca

edit: I hope this happens IRL tonight

[youtube=560,345]1P0yfq2wDvU[/youtube]

Bloodwake · « **Reply #166 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:53:43 PM »

Forced fumble on the second play. Damn, that Packers defense isn't that good, huh BrandNew?

Groogrux · « **Reply #167 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:54:07 PM »

GB already gets a TD and then gets the ball back for more action. They were on that ball like stink on shit.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #168 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:54:28 PM »

they aren't! at least for fantasy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #169 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:58:21 PM »

I'm glad I dropped the Saints def at the last minute

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #170 on:** September 08, 2011, 09:00:21 PM »

oh wait GB is my defense in fantasy

nevermiiiiind

Bloodwake · « **Reply #171 on:** September 08, 2011, 09:01:28 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #172 on:** September 08, 2011, 09:06:06 PM »

I will say as a casual OSU fan, I always root for AJ Hawk.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #173 on:** September 08, 2011, 09:09:42 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 08, 2011, 09:06:06 PM

I will say as a casual OSU fan

Bloodwake · « **Reply #174 on:** September 08, 2011, 09:10:37 PM »

lolz yet again. God, so happy football is back.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #175 on:** September 08, 2011, 09:11:36 PM »

I don't always watch college football...

...but when I do, I watch what all my other friends are watching. And the fact that I have a few friends that dress for the team.

Groogrux · « **Reply #176 on:** September 08, 2011, 09:18:26 PM »

DID ANYBODY JUST SEE THAT FUCKING PLAY??? AMAZING!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #177 on:** September 08, 2011, 09:20:31 PM »

Damn, the Packers looks great. About as good as you can look after a Super Bowl win. Lions ain't gotta chance

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #178 on:** September 08, 2011, 09:42:15 PM »

Sproles is on my team in my other league...as a bench player

Consul · « **Reply #179 on:** September 08, 2011, 09:59:16 PM »

charles woodson best def back in history

aj hawk faggiest linebacker ever.

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Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 76993 times)