Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 77975 times)

Groogrux · « **Reply #420 on:** October 18, 2011, 02:22:07 PM »

Saw that they're sending Palmer off this morning. Actually shocked. I thought their owner was way too much of a prick to let him go.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #421 on:** October 18, 2011, 05:12:21 PM »

Picked up Tebow for my backup QB behind Matt Ryan... should be interesting. Interesting could be good or bad, we'll see.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #422 on:** October 19, 2011, 04:29:31 PM »

Quote from: andrwfields on October 18, 2011, 02:22:07 PM

Saw that they're sending Palmer off this morning. Actually shocked. I thought their owner was way too much of a prick to let him go.

And now he looks like a genius. He just got a first and second round pick for a QB that has never won a game in the postseason and hasn't been producing like he used to.

I was trashing the Bengals earlier this year but I may be eating crow before the end of the year. I thought the team would be 0-6 but they are 4-2 and they just made an amazing trade.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #423 on:** October 20, 2011, 01:10:32 PM »

The Dolphins sold 20K tickets for their upcoming game against Denver since the Broncos announced Tim Tebow as their starter.

smh

T234 · « **Reply #424 on:** October 20, 2011, 01:51:38 PM »

Lolphins

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #425 on:** October 20, 2011, 02:41:40 PM »

I picked up Tebow in one of my leagues. Kinda tempted to start him for shits and giggles.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #426 on:** October 20, 2011, 04:33:56 PM »

Injuries+bye week= :'(

My RBs suck good lordie

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #427 on:** October 20, 2011, 04:56:03 PM »

God fucking dammit I can't wait until Tebow has failed and is out of the NFL. I hope he gets caught doing smack with a cheeseburger hooker just to top it off. Fucking hate that guy and all of his mouthbreathing fucking mongloid fans.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #428 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:52:17 PM »

I think Tebow is going to tank, but he is playing against the Dolphins this week. That's probably not going to help him prove how shitty of a QB he is. Hell, I'd start him if my QB wasn't the best QB in the game this year.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #429 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:56:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2011, 04:33:56 PM

Injuries+bye week= :'(

My RBs suck good lordie

The only reason I'm winning is Rodgers. I am not stacked at WR OR RB. Gore is on a bye so I have James Starks (sub 10 point back) and Ryan Torain (sub 5 point back last week) running the ball for me. Britt is on IR, so even though I have Mike Wallace, DeSean Jackson has been inconsistent this year and all of my other options haven't been that great either.

Good thing I didn't draft Antonio Gates like I did last year. My TE has been one of my bright spots right up there with Rodgers. Here's hoping Tebow connects with Jesus for week 8 so that way I won't miss him on Rodgers' bye week.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #430 on:** October 20, 2011, 09:07:07 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on October 20, 2011, 08:52:17 PM

I think Tebow is going to tank, but he is playing against the Dolphins this week. That's probably not going to help him prove how shitty of a QB he is. Hell, I'd start him if my QB wasn't the best QB in the game this year.

Pardon me SIR, but I believe *I* have Cam Newton on my squad.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #431 on:** October 21, 2011, 12:39:47 AM »

Tebow is set up to fail. Denver's best playmaker was just traded, and their WR core doesn't have any playmakers - the type of players Tebow would need to look above average. Denver's run game has been inconsistent as well.

I still think he can be a QB in the NFLk in the right system. He's not going to be able to turn a bad or even average offense into anything.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #432 on:** October 21, 2011, 01:19:16 AM »

No, he's completely terrible. I want Suh to rip his head off and shit down his throat.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #433 on:** October 21, 2011, 10:56:59 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 21, 2011, 01:19:16 AM

No, he's completely terrible. I want Suh to rip his head off and shit down his throat.

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Dude is popular cause he is a christian and people still think he's a virgin. He brags about being pro-life cause his mom didn't abort him.

Thanks Tebow's mom.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #434 on:** October 23, 2011, 02:12:04 AM »

I'M STARTING TEBOW THIS WEEK INSTEAD OF MATT RYAN

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #435 on:** October 23, 2011, 02:13:25 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 23, 2011, 02:12:04 AM

I'M STARTING TEBOW THIS WEEK INSTEAD OF MATT RYAN

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I hope your baby grows up to be a fundie.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #436 on:** October 23, 2011, 02:23:37 AM »

Orton was my backup QB, I needed someone.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #437 on:** October 23, 2011, 03:11:34 PM »

This Seahawks vs. Browns game is amazingly bad.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #438 on:** October 23, 2011, 03:25:15 PM »

Browns never fail to put on the most boring game of football you'll ever see. I'd rather watch NASCAR.

Whoever has Foster is BEASTING with points today. 240 total yards, 2 TDs.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #439 on:** October 23, 2011, 03:39:27 PM »

that is all.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #440 on:** October 23, 2011, 04:08:06 PM »

Another shaky game from Stafford so far.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #441 on:** October 23, 2011, 04:09:20 PM »

Tim Football Jesus Tebow.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #442 on:** October 23, 2011, 04:10:07 PM »

Tebow = 24 points going into overtime.

I still can't believe I started him.

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 23, 2011, 03:11:34 PM

This Seahawks vs. Browns game is amazingly bad.

Yeah, it really is. We got hosed by the refs on Leon Washington's kick return TD, but it doesn't really matter since we've played liked shit.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #443 on:** October 23, 2011, 04:12:00 PM »

Wait, he really has 24 points? What the fuck

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #444 on:** October 23, 2011, 04:12:32 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 23, 2011, 04:12:00 PM

Wait, he really has 24 points? What the fuck

24 points in my ESPN league.

13/27 161 passing. 2 TD passes.
8 rushes for 65 yards.
2 point conversion.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #445 on:** October 23, 2011, 04:35:39 PM »

Where's Triumph. Holy shit Tebow

I was moderately paying attention to the game and saw Tebow was playing horrible. Later after Gundam's post I figured his fantasy league had weird point rules or something, but upon checking the score....

Another bad game for the Lions. No excuse for that missed tackle that ended the game. Lions should have gotten the ball back with 1:10min left and a timeout, instead they choked. Again. I think we'll beat Denver next week unless Tebow is truly the son of God.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #446 on:** October 23, 2011, 04:40:18 PM »

I don't like Tebow or anything, but I needed a new QB to replace Orton and honestly, Tebow was the best person available.

He needs to learn how to play four quarters of football, and not just the last 5 minutes of the game.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #447 on:** October 23, 2011, 04:53:05 PM »

He's certainly fun to watch, you can't deny that. He's unpredictable, and scurries around more than Big Ben. Big Ben just happens to be better at pretty much everything.

His last two drives in that game were pretty great, regardless of the absolute duck he threw to get to the three yard line.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #448 on:** October 23, 2011, 05:01:36 PM »

We didn't get the game here in Seattle, and I haven't seen the highlights.

Speaking of Ben, I've got him going in my other league. 13 points.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #449 on:** October 23, 2011, 05:04:10 PM »

Yeah, christ I never get sick of seeing him and Wallace connect each week. Wallace is incredible.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #450 on:** October 23, 2011, 05:14:51 PM »

Raiders falling apart ughhhhh

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #451 on:** October 23, 2011, 11:57:18 PM »

God fucking shitballs dammit fucking Tebow

Note to self, DO NOT WATCH FUCKING ESPN FOR LIKE A MONTH

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #452 on:** October 24, 2011, 12:00:52 AM »

Don't worry Triumph, the Lions will bring him back to earth next weekend

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #453 on:** October 24, 2011, 12:11:55 AM »

Yeah, I'll be using Ryan instead of Tebow next week.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #454 on:** October 24, 2011, 10:31:03 PM »

Have you seen tonights game? I'm almost sure Drew will be benched. He's been awful.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #455 on:** October 24, 2011, 11:37:31 PM »

Monday Night Football has sucked all year. No wonder the ratings are down compared to SNF, CBS games, etc

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #456 on:** October 24, 2011, 11:53:10 PM »

Ha I won.

Also, if the NFL wants MNF to be their flagship they should only concretely schedule the first 3 weeks, then let ESPN/NFL pick a game 2 weeks out the rest of the way. Either that or stop scheduling fucking awful teams and just do what ESPN does with mlb and have every game either involve one of 3 teams.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #457 on:** October 25, 2011, 12:12:22 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 24, 2011, 10:58:27 PM

Flacco, stop targeting Boldin you fucktard!

I've got Boldin on my team. I was gonna win regardless, but I'll take the 11 points!

Won in both of my leagues!

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 24, 2011, 11:35:28 PM

This is the worst fucking game of all time. Can Gabbert throw a fucking pass? No way MJD should have gotten to 100 with a 3.8 average. Fuck Jacksonville, fuck Gabbert, and fuck every stupid receiver on that Jags team who couldn't even get open.

No. The worst fucking game of all time was yesterday in Cleveland.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #458 on:** October 25, 2011, 12:29:06 AM »

I'm glad you aren't in our league Gundam, you seem to have every big play player dammit

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #459 on:** October 25, 2011, 12:31:56 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2011, 12:29:06 AM

I'm glad you aren't in our league Gundam, you seem to have every big play player dammit

I'm in two leagues:

1. Yahoo league with my dad, father-in-law, wife's cousins, etc. -- Matt Ryan, LeSean McCoy, Big Ben, Greg Jennings, Jahvid Best, Detroit D are my big players. I'm now 3-4.
2. ESPN league with my friends. -- Matt Ryan, Greg Jennings, LeSean McCoy and Detroit D are my big players. I'm now 4-3.

Not even close to having all the big players. The rest of my guys (Jonathan Stewart, Shiancoe, Mike Williams TB, Aaron Hernandez, Boldin, Hines Ward, etc.) manage to string it together.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #460 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:29:07 AM »

I'm now 3-4, comeback in progress bitches

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #461 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:10:20 PM »

stolen from the gaf thread

Reeves Wiedeman, The New Yorker: "That ball hobbled down the field like a drunken pigeon. It hit the barn as if by accident, and one TV analyst suggested-in jest, I think-that the wobbly throw had been intentional on Tebow's part, slowing down just enough for Fells to dive under it. He ran in a two-point conversion to tie the game, unwittingly suggesting that running back might be a more natural position. Regardless, another Tebow miracle was complete."

Woody Paige, Denver Post: "For almost 57 minutes Sunday, Tebow and the Broncos played like goats, in danger of being humiliated by the worst team in the NFL and being shut out for the first time in 19 years. In the next three minutes, the quarterback and his mates looked like G.O.A.T.'s - Greatest of All Time".

Mark Kiszla, Denver Post: "The ancient poets called it deus ex machina. The Broncos call it the miracle of Tebow".

Michael Roberts, Denver Westword: "The subject of Divine Intervention first popped into my head following Tebow's initial throw -- a short pass that absolutely, positively should have been transformed by Miami into a pick six. Somehow, though, the toss escaped the grasp of a Dolphins defender and fell harmlessly to the turf. Why? How? Earthly reasoning failed me."

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #462 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:38:22 PM »

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Bloodwake · « **Reply #463 on:** October 26, 2011, 06:00:46 PM »

Well, Flacco sucked a big dick on Monday Night Football. Looks like I'm starting Tebow this week.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #464 on:** October 26, 2011, 06:38:27 PM »

^Quite a tandem you have there

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #465 on:** October 27, 2011, 07:17:14 PM »

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #466 on:** October 27, 2011, 07:57:59 PM »

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #467 on:** October 30, 2011, 06:36:35 PM »

Tebow

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #468 on:** October 30, 2011, 07:00:24 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on October 30, 2011, 06:36:35 PM

Tebow

Still got 8 minutes left, plenty of time for a MIRACLE.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #469 on:** October 30, 2011, 07:46:40 PM »

Tim Tebow
18-39
172 yards
4.4 yards per completion
1 TD
1 INT (for a 100 yard touchdown)
3 Fumbles (one for a touchdown)

56.6 Passer Rating

etiolate · « **Reply #470 on:** October 30, 2011, 08:16:51 PM »

Niners win. Should have put the game away by half. Browns D is supposed to be good, but they were picking it apart early on.

Niners also take out another starting RB for the other team. That's four or five times this season.

Himu · « **Reply #471 on:** October 30, 2011, 09:11:29 PM »

TEXANS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #472 on:** October 30, 2011, 09:12:13 PM »

Dunno why I keep picking Dallas to win big games in my pick'em league. Jesus, Romo lol

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #473 on:** October 30, 2011, 09:13:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2011, 09:12:13 PM

Dunno why I keep picking Dallas to win big games in my pick'em league. Jesus, Romo lol

Not exactly Romo's fault that Bennet handed the ball to one of the Eagle's defenders. Or that the defense has mysteriously been replaced by high school players.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #474 on:** October 30, 2011, 11:12:46 PM »

Yahoo league:
Big Ben 33 points
Detroit D 31 points
LeSean McCoy 39 points and counting
Me: 143 Father in law: 95

ESPN league:
Tebow 13 points

Detroit D 28 points
LeSean McCoy 31 points and counting
Me: 128 Dude who is undefeated: 106

I started Tebow (Ryan had a bye, no other options) and I still win!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #475 on:** October 30, 2011, 11:43:33 PM »

McCoy

33 points in our yahoo league

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #476 on:** October 30, 2011, 11:48:25 PM »

33 points in my ESPN league and 41 points in my Yahoo league.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #477 on:** October 31, 2011, 12:14:54 AM »

One of the SNF analysts mentioned the Lions blitzed Tebow on nearly 60% of his drop back plays. I think he could be an NFL QB, but he's clearly not there yet. That bullshit he pulled against Miami won't work against a team with a good defense. He managed a few runs against the Lions, but overall the defensive line stuffed him constantly, prevented him from getting yards when he needed them, and sacked him multiple times.

Also, enough of this Tebowing shit. Denard Robinson has been doing that for two years

Groogrux · « **Reply #478 on:** October 31, 2011, 07:20:24 AM »

And now, unless San Diego's defense can pull off at least 24 points in tonight's game against the Chiefs, I still lose to Nick with fucking Tebow.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #479 on:** October 31, 2011, 10:08:20 AM »

Drew Brees couldn't handle the mighty Rams D.

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