Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 77885 times)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #480 on:** October 31, 2011, 12:09:01 PM »

Quote from: andrwfields on October 31, 2011, 07:20:24 AM

And now, unless San Diego's defense can pull off at least 24 points in tonight's game against the Chiefs, I still lose to Nick with fucking Tebow.

Rivers needs to get 51 points or I beat my father-in-law.

Robo · « **Reply #481 on:** October 31, 2011, 01:54:42 PM »

David Jacoby: "What do you think of Tim Tebow?"
Melody: "Of what?"
Jacoby: "You have no idea who Tim Tebow is?"
Melody: "No."
Jacoby: "You are wearing a Mecklenburg jersey?"
Melody: "I don't know who Tim Tebow is, and I am wearing a Mecklenburg jersey."

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #482 on:** October 31, 2011, 04:17:33 PM »

My yahoo league is pretty shit. Not to mention the Steeler fan in me doesn't really have a problem with my starting QB getting only 19 points (Tom Brady.)

Groogrux · « **Reply #483 on:** October 31, 2011, 10:48:10 PM »

Quote from: Robo on October 31, 2011, 01:54:42 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

David Jacoby: "What do you think of Tim Tebow?"
Melody: "Of what?"
Jacoby: "You have no idea who Tim Tebow is?"
Melody: "No."
Jacoby: "You are wearing a Mecklenburg jersey?"
Melody: "I don't know who Tim Tebow is, and I am wearing a Mecklenburg jersey."

HOT

Brehvolution · « **Reply #484 on:** November 01, 2011, 08:33:45 AM »

A comedian on the radio this morning said that Denver lost because, historically speaking, Christian haven't fared well against Lions.
He also wondered if he was waiting til marriage before he scored in the NFL too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #485 on:** November 01, 2011, 12:21:04 PM »

The national response to the Lions clowning on Tebow has been hilarious. The Lions were not mocking god or Christianity, they were mocking Tebow. When "Tebowing" became a pose/meme like planking and owling it also became vulnerable to mockery and imitation. Plain and simple.

Himu · « **Reply #486 on:** November 06, 2011, 04:31:17 PM »

THE TEXANS

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #487 on:** November 06, 2011, 05:29:42 PM »

you played the browns

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #488 on:** November 06, 2011, 05:42:32 PM »

Where can I find a stream of Broncos v Raiders? I don't watch much NFL but it'd be kinda fun to see two of the worst QBs going at it. Also, my best friend is hanging out here right now and he's a huge Raiders fan.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #489 on:** November 06, 2011, 05:48:58 PM »

I tried to find a stream earlier today and couldn't. 6-16, 48 yards for Tebow lol.

Himu · « **Reply #490 on:** November 06, 2011, 05:51:22 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 06, 2011, 05:29:42 PM

you played the browns

6-3

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #491 on:** November 06, 2011, 07:17:38 PM »

Tebow about to win a clutch game again oh shit

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #492 on:** November 06, 2011, 07:33:08 PM »

Amazing 4th quarter in the Giants-Pats game

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #493 on:** November 06, 2011, 07:49:46 PM »

Eli IS clutch!... When he isn't throwing from his back foot. That aside, I'll fucking take this win, wrap it around my dick and wear it till next week.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #494 on:** November 06, 2011, 08:13:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2011, 07:17:38 PM

Tebow about to win a clutch game again oh shit

Holy crap Tebow.

I made the right move starting Matt Ryan (30 points vs. 25 points), but man, Tebow is trolling everyone with his off-and-on performances.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #495 on:** November 06, 2011, 08:14:27 PM »

Fucking Tebowed for the second year in a row

I feel sick

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #496 on:** November 06, 2011, 11:34:26 PM »

Have you accepted Billy Cundiff as your lord and savior?

Holy crap, that kicker has saved my ass three times this season.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #497 on:** November 06, 2011, 11:46:44 PM »

Flacco went Super Saiyan

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #498 on:** November 06, 2011, 11:48:45 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 06, 2011, 11:46:44 PM

Flacco went Super Saiyan Level 4

That's more like it. WOW!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #499 on:** November 06, 2011, 11:50:34 PM »

Thank you Anquan Boldin for catching JUST ENOUGH passes to get my team the W this week.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #500 on:** November 06, 2011, 11:51:32 PM »

dayum

Also I really need to re-organize my team. Peyton Manning's injury is still fucking me over; I've got Reggie Wayne and Pierre Garcon, and neither are producing. I'm picking up Antonio Brown for next weekend, he had a huge game tonight for the Steelers.

I'm gonna lose unless LeSean McCoy goes super beast mode tomorrow night

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #501 on:** November 06, 2011, 11:55:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2011, 11:51:32 PM

dayum

Also I really need to re-organize my team. Peyton Manning's injury is still fucking me over; I've got Reggie Wayne and Pierre Garcon, and neither are producing. I'm picking up Antonio Brown for next weekend, he had a huge game tonight for the Steelers.

I'm gonna lose unless LeSean McCoy goes super beast mode tomorrow night

IT WILL HAPPEN. I need McCoy to get me 20 points in my Yahoo league and I'll win.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #502 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:45:41 PM »

I'm about to take sole possession of first place in the league! Wow, I should draft QB first more often.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #503 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:41:49 PM »

Celek and McCoy are getting it done for me.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #504 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:54:29 PM »

Thank you based LeSean!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #505 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:57:14 PM »

LeSean McCoy!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #506 on:** November 08, 2011, 12:11:13 AM »

Came up short by 3 points in one but ended up winning the other one by 23.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #507 on:** November 08, 2011, 12:26:42 AM »

Bah, lost by 20 points.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #508 on:** November 08, 2011, 01:31:58 AM »

After starting out 0-4, my team of crazed donkey rapists have won their last 5 in a row. Fuck, I even won on Cam's bye week.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #509 on:** November 08, 2011, 11:55:28 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 07, 2011, 09:55:35 PM

Are you 11 Doctors? I basically conceded the game to you this week. We'll meet again in the playoffs.

My team is getting stronger. And Aaron Rodgers keeps scoring like 35 points a game all by himself. It should be very interesting how the playoffs turn out.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #510 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:49:21 PM »

Tebow is 0-5 passing at the half

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #511 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:31:51 PM »

Lions imploding

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #512 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:34:28 PM »

Ugh fucking shit, now I have to listen to Skip Bayless explain for the next week that completing 2 passes is acceptable because the fucking Broncos won somehow.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #513 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:38:59 PM »

2 fumbles, 3 penalties in less than 9 minutes. Lions look completely unprepared coming off the bye week

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #514 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:52:49 PM »

Romo's such a terrible quarterback, I wish the Cowboys would just cut him and start over.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #515 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:35:13 PM »

This is it, BrandNew. TOM BRADY VS. ADRIAN PETERSON.

...I'm gonna get stomped. :'(

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #516 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:50:35 PM »

How the hell did we beat Baltimore today? We've defeated the Giants and the Ravens, but lost to the Browns.

I'm having an incredibly shitty week in both of my leagues. :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #517 on:** November 14, 2011, 05:09:36 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #518 on:** November 14, 2011, 05:17:26 AM »

Nooooooo Ray-Ray, don't stab your own teammate!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #519 on:** November 14, 2011, 11:33:02 AM »

After being pretty skeptical about the 49ers success, the Giants game really me me a believer in this team. Go Niners!!!!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #520 on:** November 14, 2011, 10:51:55 PM »

Suck it Creepy Old Guy

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #521 on:** November 14, 2011, 10:54:51 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 14, 2011, 10:51:55 PM

Suck it Creepy Old Guy

I'm only like 2.5 points behind you and there's still a quarter to go...

Just wish Peterson caught more fucking passes.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #522 on:** November 14, 2011, 11:54:10 PM »

Anybody want a RB? I have Fred Jackson or MJD available for a good receiver.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #523 on:** November 15, 2011, 12:07:31 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 14, 2011, 11:54:10 PM

Anybody want a RB? I have Fred Jackson or MJD available for a good receiver.

MJD for Pierre Garcon and Reggie Wayne?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #524 on:** November 15, 2011, 12:09:35 AM »

I said good receiver, you fucking simpleton.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #525 on:** November 15, 2011, 12:10:23 AM »

dammit

etiolate · « **Reply #526 on:** November 15, 2011, 12:11:48 AM »

I don't have a fantasy team, but I can get you Terrell Owens.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #527 on:** November 15, 2011, 12:12:17 AM »

I mean, they'd be good if Peyton didn't have neck-AIDS but he totally does so no way

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #528 on:** November 15, 2011, 11:48:10 AM »

for Triumph
https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/135850244536668161

Bloodwake · « **Reply #529 on:** November 15, 2011, 05:11:26 PM »

Skip Bayless is a moron.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #530 on:** November 17, 2011, 11:43:34 PM »

#TebowGod

etiolate · « **Reply #531 on:** November 17, 2011, 11:46:25 PM »

Blitzing Tebow and going man coverage is surely a safe strategy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #532 on:** November 17, 2011, 11:46:57 PM »

Tim Tebow. NFL QB. Winner of games.

this can't be life

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #533 on:** November 18, 2011, 12:12:00 AM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #534 on:** November 18, 2011, 12:26:54 AM »

Tebow is riduculous. It's impossible to explain how the Broncos keep winning with a guy that throws worse than people at the park. Guy must have been born with extraordainary luck.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #535 on:** November 18, 2011, 01:01:53 AM »

Tebow is not a good quarterback. He's a lucky kid that's loved by Jesus and knows how to play football during the last five minutes of a game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #536 on:** November 18, 2011, 01:36:55 AM »

Gotta say I'm really surprised at how much the Jets and Eagles are struggling. It's hard to think Rex could get fired after this season but the timer has probably started. I'm not sure the Jets can win with Sanchize.

etiolate · « **Reply #537 on:** November 18, 2011, 01:44:40 AM »

I think the Eagles lack some veteran leadership, especially on defense. That and Reid's fatal flaws. The Jets just don't have a working offensive strategy. If Alex Smith can play winning ball then I'm sure Sanchez can.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #538 on:** November 18, 2011, 03:38:01 AM »

eh, the 49ers play in a pretty bad division, they can get away with it (for now). Initially Sanchize was getting bailed out for a good run game and a great defense. The run game has collapsed and the defense has struggled all year; conversely the 49ers have a great running game and a good defense (best run defense in league iirc).

It seems like Sanchize has stalled as a QB, imo

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #539 on:** November 18, 2011, 03:40:09 AM »

Fuck my life. WHEN WILL YOU TAKE YOUR SHITTY CHILD HOME, GOD? I'LL EVEN GO TO CHURCH, JUST DOOOOOOO IT

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Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 77885 times)