Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 77744 times)

etiolate · « **Reply #540 on:** November 18, 2011, 06:11:53 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2011, 03:38:01 AM

eh, the 49ers play in a pretty bad division, they can get away with it (for now). Initially Sanchize was getting bailed out for a good run game and a great defense. The run game has collapsed and the defense has struggled all year; conversely the 49ers have a great running game and a good defense (best run defense in league iirc).

It seems like Sanchize has stalled as a QB, imo

PD

I am disappoint

The Niners haven't played their division since week 1.

The Jets do need a run game if they aren't going to totally open it up or at least supplement it with quick throws and screens.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #541 on:** November 18, 2011, 09:13:41 AM »

Football Jesus performs another miracle. Where's your lack of God now, atheists?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #542 on:** November 18, 2011, 09:19:49 AM »

Sanchez will be a backup in Jacksonville in 2 years. Whereas Tebow will be wearing 2 rings.

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #543 on:** November 18, 2011, 09:28:32 AM »

the jets offense is just fucking pitiful

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #544 on:** November 18, 2011, 10:15:28 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #545 on:** November 18, 2011, 12:44:57 PM »

If Tim Tebow is going to be a good NFL qb, I'm just going to stop watching the NFL.

Tucah · « **Reply #546 on:** November 18, 2011, 06:45:01 PM »

Goddamn this season makes me hate that I'm a Jets fan. Fuck Sanchez.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #547 on:** November 18, 2011, 07:00:27 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 18, 2011, 06:11:53 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2011, 03:38:01 AM
eh, the 49ers play in a pretty bad division, they can get away with it (for now). Initially Sanchize was getting bailed out for a good run game and a great defense. The run game has collapsed and the defense has struggled all year; conversely the 49ers have a great running game and a good defense (best run defense in league iirc).

It seems like Sanchize has stalled as a QB, imo

PD

I am disappoint

The Niners haven't played their division since week 1.

The Jets do need a run game if they aren't going to totally open it up or at least supplement it with quick throws and screens.

wtf how is that possible

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #548 on:** November 18, 2011, 07:24:48 PM »

The Steelers hadn't played anyone other than the Ravens in their division until...playing the Ravens again on Sunday night.

Ravens week 1 to ravens week 9.

They have to play the Bengals again in three weeks, and then Browns twice in the remaining weeks of the season.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #549 on:** November 20, 2011, 01:57:54 PM »

Lions have completely imploded in the second half of this season

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #550 on:** November 20, 2011, 02:14:07 PM »

I knew there was a reason that I didn't start the Lions D today.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #551 on:** November 20, 2011, 02:38:25 PM »

Yea Smith looks great, fully recovered.

Our defense looks bad, again. Yes the Panthers seem to have a good o line but this is ridiculous

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #552 on:** November 20, 2011, 02:40:12 PM »

Cowboy's defense making Grossman look like a Pro Bowl quarterback out there. smh

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #553 on:** November 20, 2011, 03:18:08 PM »

Lions are up again. You guys shouldn't give up on them!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #554 on:** November 20, 2011, 03:36:43 PM »

They're up, the D has still given up 27 fucking points.

Do you guys use ESPN Fantasy Football? The scoring system is fuckered today. It keeps resetting itself and forgetting what the scores are. I have no idea how I'm doing.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #555 on:** November 20, 2011, 03:40:17 PM »

yeah I noticed that too. Hopefully they fix it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #556 on:** November 20, 2011, 03:49:15 PM »

Kevin Smith is beasting!

I'm scared the defense will still choke this away though. Cam is a big play machine

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #557 on:** November 20, 2011, 03:55:06 PM »

Yup...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #558 on:** November 20, 2011, 03:55:33 PM »

Double post

Polyh3dron · « **Reply #559 on:** November 20, 2011, 04:06:23 PM »

DAGGER

Still undefeated. Go pack.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #560 on:** November 20, 2011, 04:14:37 PM »

Another great Lions comeback. That being said, the defense is a major concern; you can't beat good teams allowing multiple huge plays. Rogers is going to dice us like turkey on Thanksgiving

Amazing game by Smith, and what a great story. He has defininity earned the spot as our number one RB with Best out

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #561 on:** November 20, 2011, 04:15:14 PM »

Lions D got -1 point in ESPN but 12 points in Yahoo. WTF?!?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #562 on:** November 20, 2011, 04:58:56 PM »

ESPN are a bunch of dickbag assdicks.

Green Bay D in ESPN = 1
Green Bay D in Yahoo = 12

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #563 on:** November 20, 2011, 05:05:25 PM »

I don't understand how they could calculate the Lions D at -1. 4 INTs and 2 sacks?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #564 on:** November 20, 2011, 08:43:04 PM »

Vince Young about to show us why he just wins football games

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #565 on:** November 20, 2011, 09:09:07 PM »

     C/ATT YDS AVG   TD   INT   NFL RATING
V. Young   4/8   26   3.3   0   1   17.7

C/ATT YDS AVG    TD   INT   NFL RATING
E. Manning 1/7     18    2.6     0   1   0.0

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #566 on:** November 20, 2011, 09:39:26 PM »

I just noticed that Indy isn't playing this week, and then realized that they haven't been all year anyway.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #567 on:** November 20, 2011, 11:25:40 PM »

Cutler out for season
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/20/jay-cutler-expected-to-miss-6-8-weeks/related/

Ouch. He's been having a quietly good season, hate to see this happen. Of course as a Lions fan this makes it more likely we get the wildcard and make the playoffs, but I'd never wish injury on anyone. Sucks

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #568 on:** November 20, 2011, 11:31:57 PM »

Eli Manning

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #569 on:** November 21, 2011, 12:19:58 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 11:25:40 PM

Cutler out for season
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/20/jay-cutler-expected-to-miss-6-8-weeks/related/

Ouch. He's been having a quietly good season, hate to see this happen. Of course as a Lions fan this makes it more likely we get the wildcard and make the playoffs, but I'd never wish injury on anyone. Sucks

This sucks. The Bears were having a good season, and now it's even MORE on the shoulders of Matt Forte. Who's their back up anyway?

Groogrux · « **Reply #570 on:** November 21, 2011, 12:27:22 AM »

I'm a little pissed off at the Yahoo scoring system right now. Matt Forte got 10.30 points and he basically kept the Bears alive during today's game. Dan Bailey got 9.00 points and he WON the fucking game for the Cowboys today.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #571 on:** November 21, 2011, 12:46:13 AM »

So, at this stage, what do you guys thing the playoffs are gonna look like?

My prediction (from first seed to last seed), with each line being the remaining teams left after each playoff matchup:

AFC -- Pittsburgh, New England, Houston, Oakland, Baltimore, New York
------- Pittsburgh, New England, Houston, Baltimore
------- Pittsburgh, Baltimore
------- Pittsburgh

NFC -- Green Bay, San Francisco, New Orleans, New York, Detroit, Atlanta
------- Green Bay, San Francisco, New Orleans, Detroit
------- Green Bay, New Orleans
------- Green Bay

So, Pittsburgh at Green Bay Super Bowl. Sorry, I just really want this to happen hahah

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #572 on:** November 21, 2011, 02:36:03 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 11:31:57 PM

Eli Manning

I want to fucking SHIT IN HIS MOUTH while he gives me that fucking dopey vacant look

Giants fan credo: Live by the Eli, Die by the Eli

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #573 on:** November 21, 2011, 04:24:42 AM »

Fuck yeah go Niners.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #574 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:05:07 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on November 21, 2011, 04:24:42 AM

Fuck yeah go Niners.

We are going to get along just fine.

1st half the niners offense was awful. It should have been 22-0 at the half not 9-0. Good thing the defense is full on beast.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #575 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:35:32 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2011, 05:05:25 PM

I don't understand how they could calculate the Lions D at -1. 4 INTs and 2 sacks?

A big factor is how many points you give up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #576 on:** November 21, 2011, 12:10:09 PM »

True. I played against the Lions defense this week and they got 5 points (yahoo)

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #577 on:** November 21, 2011, 12:33:07 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on November 21, 2011, 11:05:07 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on November 21, 2011, 04:24:42 AM
Fuck yeah go Niners.
We are going to get along just fine.

1st half the niners offense was awful. It should have been 22-0 at the half not 9-0. Good thing the defense is full on beast.

They seem to fall into that pattern though. Feel teams out in the 1st, ream them in the second. Except some teams that are so shit they just ream them the whole game. lol Bucs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #578 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:45:21 PM »

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7269318/denver-broncos-tim-tebow-responds-john-elway-jake-plummer-remarks

Holy shit this guy loves the spotlight. I've never seen a player so willing to discuss team business/drama with the media

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #579 on:** November 22, 2011, 02:26:28 PM »

I'm still waiting for him to turn water into coors light.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #580 on:** November 23, 2011, 07:55:30 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on November 22, 2011, 02:26:28 PM

I'm still waiting for him to turn water into coors light.

lol.

So pumped for Niners/Ravens game. Whoever scheduled the battle of the coaching bros for Thanksgiving was a god damned genius.

etiolate · « **Reply #581 on:** November 23, 2011, 09:05:14 PM »

I don't know how I'm going to escape thanksgiving dinner to watch the game. Wish it wasn't on NFL network or otherwise I'd just turn on the TV at my family's house.

Groogrux · « **Reply #582 on:** November 24, 2011, 10:34:47 AM »

So at this point, my season is pretty fucked in FF. I didn't see how, but Matt Schaub somehow managed to injure himself on his bye week and he's out for the rest of the season. I picked up Andy Dalton because who gives a fuck who I've got? I'm getting my favorite team's QB!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #583 on:** November 24, 2011, 10:38:31 AM »

You think you've got it bad? Fred Jackson is done for the year and Adrian Peterson might be, which leaves me with the fearsome rb tandem of MJD and Cedric Benson. DO NOT WANT.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #584 on:** November 24, 2011, 01:22:06 PM »

Happy Football Day everyone!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #585 on:** November 24, 2011, 02:32:41 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #586 on:** November 24, 2011, 02:39:27 PM »

I wish I could hear his bullshit explanation

"He was trapping my hand with his helmet and then he wouldn't let my cleats go!"

etiolate · « **Reply #587 on:** November 24, 2011, 03:48:39 PM »

suh embarrassing

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #588 on:** November 25, 2011, 01:09:14 AM »

Suh is out of control, period. Any Lions fan who continues to make excuses for him needs to gtfo. He cost us those first two TDs with a stupid facemask on third down and that stomping/kicking shit. Did you guys see his press conference after the game? Detroit stations played parts of it all afternoon/night. That was pure Clintonian spin, or Kwame Kilpatrick-style bullshit for the locals. The Us vs Them card doesn't work when you pull shit like that. Trust me, I was ready to shit all on the refs due to some of those shitty calls, like that RIDICULOUS roughing the passer call on Bosh, mere minutes after they didn't do shit when the same thing happened to Stafford. But there's no way I'm going to bitch about refs when someone plays as stupid and reckless as Suh.

I honestly thought we had a shot at this game. The DL was putting pressure on Rogers, and we were running all over their fucking defense (sucks Kevin Smith got hurt btw, thank god it's just a sprain). Suh completely took us out the game. I'm not saying we would win if he didn't fuck up, but you rarely see a guy essentially be responsible for 14 fucking points of the other team.

7-4. Suh is most likely going to get suspended, possibly for more than one game. So we'll be facing the SAINTS without a major part of our defense. Good luck with that; might as well make us 7-5 right now. After that the only bad team we play will be the Vikings, and considering Suh probably won't be in the game we could lose that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #589 on:** November 27, 2011, 12:11:44 AM »

For Triumph:
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-gameday/09000d5d8247758d/GameDay-Morning-The-Tebow-Offense?module=HP11_cp

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #590 on:** November 27, 2011, 12:30:30 PM »

Sounds like Suh is gonna get 2+ games.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #591 on:** November 27, 2011, 01:00:25 PM »

Suh really showing his youthful immaturity. Too bad.

So happy that football is about to start.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #592 on:** November 27, 2011, 01:23:56 PM »

As a Lions fan I would honestly have no problem with him being suspended for the rest of the season; he's completely out of control, and there's little doubt he'll come back from a 2 game suspension and continue to get big penalties. The actions on the field embarrassed me as a fan, and his press conference after the game made me lose all respect for him on the field; everyone agrees he's a nice, well spoken guy off the field.

And this is all after his meeting with Godell. Interestingly no local reporters/radio personalities have managed to get any decent information on the meeting, or what was said; we know he brought video evidence to go over with Godell but that's it. Which makes the entire thing seem like a dumb PR move.

We're going to look bad at this and say Suh cost the Lions the wildcard, no doubt in my mind.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #593 on:** November 27, 2011, 03:44:00 PM »

C'mon Colts, you're making it a little too obvious you're tanking the season.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #594 on:** November 27, 2011, 05:12:54 PM »

I'm probably tempting fate, but Tebow looks mortal. Welcome to reality.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #595 on:** November 27, 2011, 05:17:00 PM »

Just wait for the final five minutes of the 4th quarter

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #596 on:** November 27, 2011, 05:45:22 PM »

Tebow got a touchdown in the first half of a football game? The rapture must be soon.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #597 on:** November 27, 2011, 06:58:32 PM »

Red Bryant is a kick blocking machine!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #598 on:** November 27, 2011, 07:14:58 PM »

It's Tebow Time.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #599 on:** November 27, 2011, 07:17:48 PM »

God, you must you forsake us?

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