Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 77591 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #600 on:** November 27, 2011, 07:43:11 PM »

IT'S TEBOW TIME

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #601 on:** November 27, 2011, 07:47:13 PM »

tebow time AGAIN

pilonv1 · « **Reply #602 on:** November 27, 2011, 07:57:17 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on November 17, 2011, 11:43:34 PM

#TebowGod

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #603 on:** November 27, 2011, 07:58:07 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 27, 2011, 05:12:54 PM

I'm probably tempting fate, but Tebow looks mortal. Welcome to reality.

THANKS A LOT, ASSHOLE

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #604 on:** November 27, 2011, 08:01:41 PM »

Jesus voted Coach of the Year; John Elway retroactively voted out of the Hall of Fame.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #605 on:** November 27, 2011, 08:24:47 PM »

Tebow didn't win. The kicker did.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #606 on:** November 27, 2011, 08:27:32 PM »

Tebow makes his team better, Gundam. Haven't you been following the Tebow storyline?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #607 on:** November 27, 2011, 08:28:30 PM »

Fuck Tebow.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #608 on:** November 27, 2011, 08:35:13 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #609 on:** November 27, 2011, 08:51:12 PM »

Actually, let him keep winning. I want to see him humiliated in the playoffs.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #610 on:** November 27, 2011, 08:57:14 PM »

can't stop laughing

etiolate · « **Reply #611 on:** November 27, 2011, 09:32:44 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #612 on:** November 27, 2011, 09:34:26 PM »

The legend of Tebow continues. John Elway has to be pissed

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #613 on:** November 28, 2011, 01:22:52 AM »

https://twitter.com/benmaller/status/140937368046809088

fuck

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #614 on:** November 28, 2011, 01:45:35 AM »

thats kind of a poon way to go out for peyton if true. at least play one more season, have a decent season with Luck learning from the very best, and then gracefully bow out.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #615 on:** November 28, 2011, 06:13:47 AM »

I wanted him to keep playing just to break all of Favre's records. Except for the career interceptions one.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #616 on:** November 28, 2011, 11:49:22 AM »

Hooray for neck-AIDS!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #617 on:** November 28, 2011, 11:52:30 AM »

Also, worried that 43 points isn't enough of a lead agains Breesus. I do have Nicks going but he's got Breesus and the NYG TE.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #618 on:** November 28, 2011, 01:21:49 PM »

I'll probably get 42 points.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #619 on:** November 28, 2011, 05:35:56 PM »

Plus the defense wasn't on the field all day, which is what is happening now with the offense constantly 3-and-outing. I don't think the Colts would be great this year with him, but they'd at least be in the playoff hunt.

I hope he can at least come back for a couple seasons before passing the mantle to Luck, or whoever they draft

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #620 on:** November 28, 2011, 07:20:24 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on November 28, 2011, 05:26:33 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 28, 2011, 06:13:47 AM
I wanted him to keep playing just to break all of Favre's records. Except for the career interceptions one.

Yeah another overhyped by the media whiteboy getting headlines over everyone else

It is only a matter of time till a black QB just comes in, murders records and becomes the greatest QB of all time. Black people

...Warren Moon?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #621 on:** November 28, 2011, 07:37:22 PM »

Cam Newton

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #622 on:** November 28, 2011, 07:38:38 PM »

Vince Young

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #623 on:** November 28, 2011, 07:44:23 PM »

Tarvaris Jackson

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #624 on:** November 28, 2011, 08:18:30 PM »

JaMarcus Russ

Ok I couldn't even finish typing that

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #625 on:** November 28, 2011, 10:05:44 PM »

Breesus $:-\$

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #626 on:** November 28, 2011, 10:13:43 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on November 28, 2011, 10:07:15 PM

Steve McNair

He got shot by some crazy bitch, right?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #627 on:** November 28, 2011, 11:05:49 PM »

JESUS FUCKING SHIT CAN SOMEONE PUT BREESUS UP ON A CRUCIFIX OR SOMETHING

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #628 on:** November 28, 2011, 11:21:34 PM »

Fucking Breesus killing my NY defense omg

thank god Cruz scored. if only the defense could show up GOD DAMMIT

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #629 on:** November 29, 2011, 12:01:12 AM »

The Detroit Suhburbs 131.10
Boston Bachmanns 133.40

FUCK

My defense (fucking Giants) got -4 points, lost me the game. Unless Yahoo adjusts the numbers or something

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #630 on:** November 29, 2011, 12:04:06 AM »

FUCK YES I SURVIVED BREESUS

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #631 on:** November 29, 2011, 12:35:38 AM »

Skip Bayless said that he'd take Tebow over Rodgers in the last 2 mins of a game.

He basically uses the same logic that he does in justifying Lebron not being a top 5 player.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #632 on:** November 29, 2011, 01:03:54 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on November 29, 2011, 12:35:38 AM

Skip Bayless said that he'd take Tebow over Rodgers in the last 2 mins of a game.

He basically uses the same logic that he does in justifying Lebron not being a top 5 player.

I've accepted that Bayless is employing the good cop/bad cop gimmick typically seen in sports media. One announcer/analyst/personality/etc takes a relatively sane position, the other takes an utterly ridiculous position: it creates intense debate among listeners. I understand that Bayless likes Tebow, but there's no way any sane, credible Person Who Watches Football would take him over Aaron Rogers at any stage of any game.

His LeBron hate is more defendable than this

Narag · « **Reply #633 on:** November 29, 2011, 12:08:12 PM »

Tucah · « **Reply #634 on:** November 29, 2011, 12:17:17 PM »

Thank god for the Giants defense so I could win that game.

^ And that's awesome

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #635 on:** November 29, 2011, 12:17:55 PM »

Quote from: Narag on November 29, 2011, 12:08:12 PM

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #636 on:** November 29, 2011, 01:43:29 PM »

It's understandable. The team has taken on quite a negative persona lately as penalties and straight up dumb shit has occurred. From Suh's behavior to Schrartz trying to fight other coaches. I like the fact that the team plays hard on defense, but things have gone too far - to the point where we're killing our chances at success.

Like I said, I didn't think Suh was a "dirty" player until Thursday. Anyone who watches college football knows Suh was doing similar stuff at Nebraska and no one gave a shit.

Can't do that in the NFL though, because QBs are sacred.

Same with that Cutler "punch" bullshit call. And while much of Suh's reputation is due to the NFL attempting to weaken defensive play, he has had other plays that can't be defended, like the constant facemasks/decapitations and this stomp. That shit has hurt our team, and can't be tolerated.

Akala · « **Reply #637 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:56:53 PM »

streak ended

bad choice on WR...the one that sat ended up playing and vv. suck for luck, back in effect!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #638 on:** November 29, 2011, 08:38:35 PM »

Quote from: Narag on November 29, 2011, 12:08:12 PM

at the ending. If that was played on TV here, it would cause more outrage over racism than Suh's stomp.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #639 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:13:17 PM »

Beast Mode putting on a clinic tonight in the Emerald City.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #640 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:18:52 PM »

Dream Team

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #641 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:20:45 PM »

I've got Celek and McCoy playing this week, but I still want Seattle to win. Here's to a high scoring game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #642 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:48:37 PM »

Hopefully Philly hands the god damn ball to McCoy all game, unlike Sunday where they gave up on the run, and essentially made me lose

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #643 on:** December 01, 2011, 11:09:58 PM »

I got 28 points out of McCoy in my ESPN league and 22 in my Yahoo league. He put up more than projected in both. Plus my real team wins!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #644 on:** December 01, 2011, 11:31:11 PM »

Ugh, fucking McCoy might make me lose to Maurice and fuck over my playoff hopes.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #645 on:** December 01, 2011, 11:32:07 PM »

Tarvaris Jackson

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #646 on:** December 01, 2011, 11:38:43 PM »

Lynch has been rather inconsitent, to the point I never considered picking him up. Dude's a beast though, and is only 25. If Seattle can get a QB to keep opposite defenses honest, he could go crazy a lot more.

McCoy with 27 points for ya boy

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #647 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:31:21 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on December 01, 2011, 11:32:47 PM

Marshawn Lynch was dropped twice in our league. True story. I almost picked him up, but went with Jackie Battle instead.

I dropped Lynch in both of my leagues earlier this season.

Groogrux · « **Reply #648 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:52:05 AM »

I picked him up on a whim. It's proving to be a good decision this week!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #649 on:** December 04, 2011, 03:52:45 PM »

If you're not watching the Minn-Den game you hate football. What an exciting game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #650 on:** December 04, 2011, 04:11:31 PM »

NICE Tebow throw on third down, with the blitz in his face; the receiver got it knocked out his hands, otherwise that would be a TD. He's clearly improving

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #651 on:** December 04, 2011, 04:14:52 PM »

Tebow isn't running the ball today. Weird.

I started him over Ryan this week. RUN THE BALL ON THIS DOWN STUPID JESUS BOY.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #652 on:** December 04, 2011, 04:21:55 PM »

The announcer summed it up perfectly: Tebow put in a Rapelesburger type performance today. Not a lot of passes, but very effective passes. On the road against a very good DL.

It's becoming clear Tebow can be an NFL QB. There's a lot of stuff he has to work on, but I'm convinced he can do it now...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #653 on:** December 04, 2011, 05:00:39 PM »

I have the weirdest Teboner right now.

Groogrux · « **Reply #654 on:** December 04, 2011, 05:22:43 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on December 04, 2011, 04:48:18 PM

Wow, my team is butt-fucking the Cincy Bungholes. I was projected to lose, too.

Yeah, it's a good hard butt-fucking...

pilonv1 · « **Reply #655 on:** December 04, 2011, 05:37:17 PM »

Bungals

So glad that Tebowmania is still running wild

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #656 on:** December 04, 2011, 08:28:22 PM »

:'(

we're so fucked tonight

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #657 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:05:29 PM »

Nice sack there from Fairley. He looks so out of shape lol, but he's playing great right now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #658 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:41:36 PM »

Nice drive there, good to see Smith with the TD. Our offense looks good, it's the penalties that are fucking us

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #659 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:48:15 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on December 04, 2011, 10:39:03 PM

I should have put Megatron on the trading block in the first half of the season. Probably could have gotten an elite RB for him.

Think how I feel about Fred Jackson.

Also, I AM RAPING THE SHIT OUT OF MAURICE AND IT'S AWESOME

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Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 77591 times)