the TEARS from the juicebox jesus fans hoping for a little sunday post-sermon witnessing are going to be SO SWEET tomorrow. it will make having to write these whitepapers all the more tolerable, because at least half my brain will be concocting all sorts of wonderful, wonderful trolls
"hey, actually caught the pats game, bro! shame tebow actually took the lord's word to heart and rested on the sabbath, though -- maybe he should try scientology?"