Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 77770 times)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #720 on:** December 12, 2011, 02:13:10 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on December 12, 2011, 11:37:14 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

Wasn't the horse surrounded by stars on your shoulder bad enough, Kosma?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #721 on:** December 12, 2011, 02:29:51 PM »

"LEAVE LUCK TO HEAVEN"
~Tim Tebow

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #722 on:** December 12, 2011, 05:42:52 PM »

Started out the season 0-4 in fantasy, finished 9-1 to top the regular season standings. I am the Fantasy Tim Tebow.

edit: also, 3 of my losses were like by a combined total of around 10 points. I lost to fucking Maurice by less than ONE FUCKING POINT in week 4.

Groogrux · « **Reply #723 on:** December 13, 2011, 12:04:09 AM »

Damn, everybody hit high numbers this week.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #724 on:** December 13, 2011, 08:57:51 AM »

Pretty crazy to have a 4 way tie for the lead.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #725 on:** December 13, 2011, 04:27:50 PM »

For those who didn't make the playoffs:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #726 on:** December 14, 2011, 03:44:37 PM »

Suh ruining his image even more
http://deadspin.com/5868154/

I listened to it live; btw, Valenti & Foster is definitely the best sports radio show in Michigan, and one of the best in the country I bet

Bloodwake · « **Reply #727 on:** December 14, 2011, 04:26:16 PM »

And yes, you have the Packers to thank for making the NFL REALLY realize that Suh is a dirty player.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #728 on:** December 14, 2011, 04:45:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 14, 2011, 03:44:37 PM

Suh ruining his image even more
http://deadspin.com/5868154/

I listened to it live; btw, Valenti & Foster is definitely the best sports radio show in Michigan, and one of the best in the country I bet

Saying "we take care of this in house, we don't want to make it a public issue" really only works when the media is asking you ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE. Acting like an ass (on and off the field), and then when you get questioned about it saying "oh, we already took care of that in-house, next question" just makes you look like more of an ass and now I'm assuming he didn't apologize to anyone, and if anyone did pull him aside, what they had to say wasn't very nice.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #729 on:** December 16, 2011, 08:19:44 PM »

Yeah, my team is hurting. How the hell did I get TWO Cowboys on my team?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #730 on:** December 18, 2011, 03:57:20 PM »

Rodgers tebowing

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #731 on:** December 18, 2011, 04:05:27 PM »

Somewhere, above a remote town in Nigeria, crates of t-shirts are being dropped from the back of a plane.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #732 on:** December 18, 2011, 04:23:56 PM »

The legend grows.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #733 on:** December 18, 2011, 04:38:09 PM »

New England's D is

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #734 on:** December 18, 2011, 06:07:59 PM »

Hawks were fucking incredible today. Keep it going, guys.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #735 on:** December 18, 2011, 06:11:46 PM »

They played the bears

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #736 on:** December 18, 2011, 06:15:28 PM »

They're still a good defense. Wins are wins and we're still alive in the playoff hunt.

Sorry your boys lost today.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #737 on:** December 18, 2011, 06:17:32 PM »

I'm a Steeler fan!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #738 on:** December 18, 2011, 06:23:46 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 18, 2011, 06:17:32 PM

I'm a Steeler fan!

Oh yeah, it's Bloodwake that's the Packers fan.

Not sure why I get you two confused.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #739 on:** December 18, 2011, 07:11:18 PM »

Tebow is mortal.

Hallelujah.

Himu · « **Reply #740 on:** December 18, 2011, 07:19:19 PM »

TEXANS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bloodwake · « **Reply #741 on:** December 18, 2011, 07:52:04 PM »

Christ. Oh well, at least the media will get off of our nuts about the PERFECT SEASON WILL THEY DO IT OMG.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #742 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:14:54 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 07:11:18 PM

Tebow is mortal.

Hallelujah.

had a father/daughter bonding moment during hell's slaughter of the faithful <3

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #743 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:16:07 PM »

Good Dad.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #744 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:18:38 PM »

i couldn't pass on the herald of the end times, plus she talked me into watching the hawks play which was an actual GREAT game

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #745 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:19:42 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 18, 2011, 08:18:38 PM

i couldn't pass on the herald of the end times, plus she talked me into watching the hawks play which was an actual GREAT game

She got you to watch football? Even better! I watched the first half and then listened to the second on the Zune while raking leaves and cleaning the gutters.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #746 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:21:18 PM »

Epic Lions win oh man. We're still getting dumb penalties but the team showed up big in the final minutes. The next two games will be tough

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #747 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:21:46 PM »

I don't even give a shit that my fantasy team is shitting the bed in the first round of the playoffs- Tebow lost and looked shitty doing it. THANK YOU BASED GOD

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #748 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:24:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2011, 08:21:18 PM

Epic Lions win oh man. We're still getting dumb penalties but the team showed up big in the final minutes. The next two games will be tough

A Lions loss would've really helped the Hawks chances of making the playoffs (we still have to win the final two games for that happen)...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #749 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:27:55 PM »

the TEARS from the juicebox jesus fans hoping for a little sunday post-sermon witnessing are going to be SO SWEET tomorrow. it will make having to write these whitepapers all the more tolerable, because at least half my brain will be concocting all sorts of wonderful, wonderful trolls

"hey, actually caught the pats game, bro! shame tebow actually took the lord's word to heart and rested on the sabbath, though -- maybe he should try scientology?"

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #750 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:30:39 PM »

Sportscenter will be glorious tonight.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #751 on:** December 18, 2011, 09:25:53 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 08:30:39 PM

Sportscenter will be glorious tonight.

Not half as glorious as watching Skip Bayless try to spin this shit on first take tomorrow morning.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #752 on:** December 18, 2011, 09:37:16 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on December 18, 2011, 09:25:53 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 08:30:39 PM
Sportscenter will be glorious tonight.

Not half as glorious as watching Skip Bayless try to spin this shit on first take tomorrow morning.

"he passed for nearly 200 yards and ran for nearly 100! Come on, Vick puts those numbers up and you'd want to give him the MVP!"

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #753 on:** December 18, 2011, 09:54:02 PM »

go chargers

etiolate · « **Reply #754 on:** December 18, 2011, 10:48:46 PM »

i hope you're ready to lose BN

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #755 on:** December 18, 2011, 11:03:34 PM »

I'm getting scared about Arizona finishing ahead of us for the wildcard. Their last two games (@ CIN, then home against SEA) is easier than ours (@ SD, then @ GB) $:-\$

SD looks scary good tonight, and playing at Green Bay is never a good thing.

etiolate · « **Reply #756 on:** December 18, 2011, 11:06:08 PM »

arizona will lose in cincy

They're tough at home, but arizona cardinals on the road

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #757 on:** December 18, 2011, 11:14:39 PM »

Hawks are gonna beat the shit out of Arizona.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #758 on:** December 18, 2011, 11:38:27 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 11:14:39 PM

Hawks are gonna beat the shit out of Arizona.

I hope so

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #759 on:** December 19, 2011, 12:11:26 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 18, 2011, 08:27:55 PM

the TEARS from the juicebox jesus fans hoping for a little sunday post-sermon witnessing are going to be SO SWEET tomorrow. it will make having to write these whitepapers all the more tolerable, because at least half my brain will be concocting all sorts of wonderful, wonderful trolls

"hey, actually caught the pats game, bro! shame tebow actually took the lord's word to heart and rested on the sabbath, though -- maybe he should try scientology?"

Oakland lost, so it's a Tebow win by proxy. It also sets the stage for a Tebow Christmas Miracle to clinch the division.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #760 on:** December 19, 2011, 12:13:16 AM »

Yea the Broncos could win their next two games imo. If that happens and they make the playoffs...oh boy

pilonv1 · « **Reply #761 on:** December 19, 2011, 06:22:33 AM »

Lions win helps the Bengals

Bloodwake · « **Reply #762 on:** December 19, 2011, 04:29:17 PM »

It's not over yet. I have two people on Monday Night Football and all I need is 30 points. It's in the realm of possibility.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #763 on:** December 19, 2011, 04:30:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2011, 11:03:34 PM

I'm getting scared about Arizona finishing ahead of us for the wildcard. Their last two games (@ CIN, then home against SEA) is easier than ours (@ SD, then @ GB) $:-\$

SD looks scary good tonight, and playing at Green Bay is never a good thing.

At least now that the Pack has been defeated, more than likely the Lions are going to get the B team since we will probably clinch our division against the Bears next week.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #764 on:** December 19, 2011, 04:40:15 PM »

I think that's tucah from GAF? Not sure.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #765 on:** December 19, 2011, 08:29:02 PM »

I have more faith in Wallace than I do Gore.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #766 on:** December 19, 2011, 08:47:48 PM »

Power's out. Whoops!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #767 on:** December 19, 2011, 09:24:05 PM »

I wonder how many FGs SF will kick tonight

Bloodwake · « **Reply #768 on:** December 19, 2011, 10:26:32 PM »

It's almost halftime and I'm still several points down. My hope hasn't died yet. If this game is competitive through the fourth quarter it might get interesting....

Tucah · « **Reply #769 on:** December 19, 2011, 11:38:08 PM »

I'm Boston Bachmanns, game's getting pretty close...

Brehvolution · « **Reply #770 on:** December 20, 2011, 11:09:25 AM »

Aldon Smith was a beast last night.

If he doesn't win DROY I'll be surprised.

Niners looked good last night.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #771 on:** December 20, 2011, 03:58:49 PM »

Congrats Tucah.

My team died after a lot of key injuries... never was that built at RB or even WR. Good luck in the championship!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #772 on:** December 23, 2011, 01:45:40 AM »

Man the Colts can't even lose right. The only person stoked about this is ol' Fetushead.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #773 on:** December 23, 2011, 01:50:53 AM »

Orlovsky slangin! Welcome to the QB Controvery, Colts fans

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #774 on:** December 24, 2011, 03:47:14 PM »

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!

SUCK IT TEBOW. EAT SHIT, EAT MY SHIT!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #775 on:** December 24, 2011, 03:49:15 PM »

HE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

TEEEEEEBOW, TEEEEEEEEBOW

Himu · « **Reply #776 on:** December 24, 2011, 03:49:45 PM »

fuck the colts

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #777 on:** December 24, 2011, 03:50:43 PM »

HE JUST WINS GAMES I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DOES IT

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #778 on:** December 24, 2011, 03:55:40 PM »

Oh man, the outrage when Tebow losing his starter job will be so epic. Another jobless white man in Obama's America

god dammit Bengels, don't fuck this up. Beat Arizona and help the Lions get into the playoffs god dammit

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #779 on:** December 24, 2011, 03:56:51 PM »

Another jobless Christian man in Obama's Muslim Thugocracy. :'(

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