Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[brawndolicious]

Just because a girl is hot and interested in you doesn't mean you can't keep your weiner out of her guys.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Was at a bar with friends and came back from the restroom and they told me I missed them chatting with this buzzed American-Japanese girl which they said was such a waste since I know Japanese and was not there.  So I sit back down and then bring her over and she's pretty much supermodel looking, and she starts shooting out fast paced Japanese valley talk and, myself being fairly buzzed at the time, I start rolling in dialogue with her in Japanese back and forth and we are talking and shooting shit in Japanese and then my friends are like "hey, how's his Japanese" and she's like "haha, it's good.  He's really cute!!" and she's grabbing and hugging me.

My friends wanted me to get her number, but I'm just so not into asian girls, I didn't do it.  Honestly the act of actually having a chance to shoot the shit in Japanese was way more fun than the actual act of shooting the shit with a smoking hot supermodel girl.  I probably should've got her number just to practice Japanese even if I wasn't interested.  Was kind of a fail on my part.

I'm impressed by your iron will. They do all look the same in the dark, though

[Cerveza mas fina]

Just because a girl is hot and interested in you doesn't mean you can't keep your weiner out of her guys.

Gay

[MrAngryFace]

People who use OK Cupid for 'finding friends' = wat

[Atramental]

People who use OK Cupid for 'finding friends' = wat

Those people are just asking for dry thirst beggars and simps.

[brawndolicious]

People who use OK Cupid for 'finding friends' = wat

They want to start out as friends since there's a lot of thirsty guys who will  try to immediately sex them. At least in my age group that makes sense.

[MrAngryFace]

No- these are people IN relationships looking for just friends on OK cupid lol

[Phoenix Dark]

stop stealth bragging MAF!!

[chronovore]

Bebs, you are a mystery to me. I don't think I've ever me a fan of Japanese culture, media, language, etc. who is not also a fan of the fabulous ladies.

[Phoenix Dark]

Maybe Bebs can't get over the disappointment that Asian women don't really have large eyes and blue hair.

[tiesto]

People who use OK Cupid for 'finding friends' = wat

From what I gather, those girls are wary of internet dating, probably just got out of a long relationship and need a quick self-esteem boost, so they make a profile and hope to get the quick attention. I've talked to a number of girls who seemed like we'd match up good together, then when I got to the stage of asking them out (~4 emails usually), they told me they don't want to meet anyone off the internet. So annoying.

[Brehvolution]

Was at a bar with friends and came back from the restroom and they told me I missed them chatting with this buzzed American-Japanese girl which they said was such a waste since I know Japanese and was not there.  So I sit back down and then bring her over and she's pretty much supermodel looking, and she starts shooting out fast paced Japanese valley talk and, myself being fairly buzzed at the time, I start rolling in dialogue with her in Japanese back and forth and we are talking and shooting shit in Japanese and then my friends are like "hey, how's his Japanese" and she's like "haha, it's good.  He's really cute!!" and she's grabbing and hugging me.

My friends wanted me to get her number, but I'm just so not into asian girls, I didn't do it.  Honestly the act of actually having a chance to shoot the shit in Japanese was way more fun than the actual act of shooting the shit with a smoking hot supermodel girl.  I probably should've got her number just to practice Japanese even if I wasn't interested.  Was kind of a fail on my part.

 

[Bebpo]

Yeah, I actually realized that was a mistake when I sobered up.  OH WELL. 

[Beezy]

Was at a bar with friends and came back from the restroom and they told me I missed them chatting with this buzzed American-Japanese girl which they said was such a waste since I know Japanese and was not there.  So I sit back down and then bring her over and she's pretty much supermodel looking, and she starts shooting out fast paced Japanese valley talk and, myself being fairly buzzed at the time, I start rolling in dialogue with her in Japanese back and forth and we are talking and shooting shit in Japanese and then my friends are like "hey, how's his Japanese" and she's like "haha, it's good.  He's really cute!!" and she's grabbing and hugging me.

My friends wanted me to get her number, but I'm just so not into asian girls, I didn't do it.  Honestly the act of actually having a chance to shoot the shit in Japanese was way more fun than the actual act of shooting the shit with a smoking hot supermodel girl.  I probably should've got her number just to practice Japanese even if I wasn't interested.  Was kind of a fail on my part.

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[Cerveza mas fina]

Yeah, I actually realized that was a mistake when I sobered up.  OH WELL. 

What the hell this is not how being drunk works

[Beezy]

Yeah, I actually realized that was a mistake when I sobered up.  OH WELL. 

What the hell this is not how being drunk works

[Bebpo]

Yeah, I actually realized that was a mistake when I sobered up.  OH WELL. 

What the hell this is not how being drunk works

 

[chronovore]

Yeah, I actually realized that was a mistake when I sobered up.  OH WELL. 

What the hell this is not how being drunk works

[Smooth Groove]

I don't get how one can be so into Japanese culture and still find their women so unattractive

[cool breeze]

I don't get how one can be so into Japanese culture and still find their women so unattractive

females in animu and video games are white women.  probably.

[tiesto]

I don't get how one can be so into Japanese culture and still find their women so unattractive

this pretty much describes japan-born otaku in a nutshell.

Don't they find any non-2D women unattractive though?

I like Japanese women same as the next straight male, but even as a weeaboo my favorite will always be the girls from the Eastern Bloc.

[Cormacaroni]

I don't get how one can be so into Japanese culture and still find their women so unattractive

this pretty much describes japan-born otaku in a nutshell.

I like 'herbivores' better than otaku

[TakingBackSunday]

Yeah, I actually realized that was a mistake when I sobered up.  OH WELL. 

What the hell this is not how being drunk works

[Bebpo]

So I guess this is kind of lol, but it's also a step forward for me as I'm deathly shy when it comes to meeting girls in public (and why I meet all the girls I date through online dating)

I got my first number from a girl (not through online dating) tonight.  Was at a concert and saw a girl standing around drinking a beer by herself so I went up and said hi and we talked for a while and after the show talked more and exchanged numbers and facebook names and I gave her a ride home.


It's good because now I don't feel like afraid to just walk up to a girl and say hi.  I didn't have some genius line to say or anything, but I just said literally "hi, are you here for the opening band or main band?" and we talked.  It helped that it was a super indie show with like 15 people total so we actually had something in common both liking the band. 


I guess I just got sick of cute girls looking at me and smiling as they walk by and myself always being too shy to do anything about it.  Even tonight, before I talked to this girl, some reallllly cute girl walked right by me with her friend, turned her head and smiled right at me.  I dunno, these days I swear I'm getting hit on left and right; probably because outside of my shyness around talking to girls my confidence is actually doing great and I'm good looking guy with a nice smile.  If I can just get over my shyness I would be doing very ok in romantic antics right about now. 

[Shaka Khan]

Yeah, I actually realized that was a mistake when I sobered up.  OH WELL. 

What the hell this is not how being drunk works

[brawndolicious]

Just because a girl is hot and interested in you doesn't mean you can't keep your weiner out of her guys.

Gay

You must be a cigarillo-cunt because you're riding all ovah me.

No- these are people IN relationships looking for just friends on OK cupid lol

Then they're idiots and you don't need to have anything to do with them.

[Mupepe]

So I guess this is kind of lol, but it's also a step forward for me as I'm deathly shy when it comes to meeting girls in public (and why I meet all the girls I date through online dating)

I got my first number from a girl (not through online dating) tonight.  Was at a concert and saw a girl standing around drinking a beer by herself so I went up and said hi and we talked for a while and after the show talked more and exchanged numbers and facebook names and I gave her a ride home.


It's good because now I don't feel like afraid to just walk up to a girl and say hi.  I didn't have some genius line to say or anything, but I just said literally "hi, are you here for the opening band or main band?" and we talked.  It helped that it was a super indie show with like 15 people total so we actually had something in common both liking the band. 

I guess I just got sick of cute girls looking at me and smiling as they walk by and myself always being too shy to do anything about it.  Even tonight, before I talked to this girl, some reallllly cute girl walked right by me with her friend, turned her head and smiled right at me.  I dunno, these days I swear I'm getting hit on left and right; probably because outside of my shyness around talking to girls my confidence is actually doing great and I'm good looking guy with a nice smile.  If I can just get over my shyness I would be doing very ok in romantic antics right about now.

You don't have to have anything genius to say.  Talking to them like a human being instead of an idol on a pedestal or some target on a wall is really all most guys need to do.  Good job, man!

[Phoenix Dark]

Gratz Beps. Like Mupepe said, talking to girls like regular people helps. We tend to get analyze stuff, trying to determine the funniest most impressive shit to say...when in reality a basic concersation is best. You're golden as long as you don't talk about the weather or compliment her boobs.

She let ou drive her home? Wut whoa, impressive; how did that come about?

[Bebpo]

Gratz Beps. Like Mupepe said, talking to girls like regular people helps. We tend to get analyze stuff, trying to determine the funniest most impressive shit to say...when in reality a basic concersation is best. You're golden as long as you don't talk about the weather or compliment her boobs.

She let ou drive her home? Wut whoa, impressive; how did that come about?

Yeah, I mean I have no problem talking to girls since I have a decent amount of female friends.  My problem is walking up and approaching strangers and starting a conversation.  Even doing that with guys has always been really tough for me.  I'm fine when I'm in a situation where you're supposed to talk to the people around you, like in a class or a club or hanging out with a group of friends.  In those situations I go up to everyone and introduce myself.  It's when I'm in a public place and everyone's sort of keeping to themselves it's always been ridiculously tough for me to introduce myself.  For instance, when waiting at stop lights for the light to change, there's always a few people hanging around but I've never said anything to anyone there and no one has ever said anything to me. 

In general I feel like our society is very much a "keep to yourself" one and everyone is afraid to say hi to each other (I think this is easier if you're in a city where people actually walk around.  I live in the suburbs where everyone drives 50 feet to get coffee rather than cross a street).  There's always this apprehension of coming off as bugging someone or a creep when approaching a stranger.  It's something I've been trying to get over, so last night was a good first step of finally actually doing it. 

And yeah, she had taken the bus to the show so I offered to give her a ride home and that's how that happened.

[Phoenix Dark]

older women 

we have a 30 something chick who always play-flirts with me whenever she comes in. Brunette, kind of tall, nice boobs better ass. oh lawd

[Phoenix Dark]

Naw  :smugfavre

[Lan]

but the stick goes into the hole

[Phoenix Dark]

I've only liked a couple girls my age. Most of the ones I've pursued we're in their late 20s early 30s

[BlackMage]

A girl just gave me a wrong number on OKCupid.. wtf that's mean  :'(

[pickle]

Ok, cute flatmate definitely feels the same way about me. Fuck, I'm not sure we know what to do about it...

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Ok, cute flatmate definitely feels the same way about me. Fuck, I'm not sure we know what to do about it...

Go and have sex with her as many times as possible.

[Brehvolution]

Sneak some pics for the  thread.

[pickle]

We're both well aware that getting involved with flatmates is a bad idea. It's tricky, but at this point I think it might be inevitable.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

We're both well aware that getting involved with flatmates is a bad idea. It's tricky, but at this point I think it might be inevitable.

You only got one life to live, man.  Worst case scenario, moving out isn't the worst thing in the world.

[brawndolicious]

Dude you already got her back to your apartment, that's the hardest part.

[Atramental]

Eurgh....

I'm going to do something ballsy this week.... Ballsy for me at least.

Gonna try and get with this gorgeous girl (who to my knowledge is single) that's in one of my design classes.

[BlackMage]

Eurgh....

I'm going to do something ballsy this week.... Ballsy for me at least.

Gonna try and get with this gorgeous girl (who to my knowledge is single) that's in one of my design classes.

sorry it didn't work out, bro.

[Atramental]

Fuck. 

You're already assuming I'm going to fail?

Jesus.

[Phoenix Dark]

Are you gonna dress like you did in that pic you posted today?  :skip

[Atramental]

God no.

The day I was wearing that "movie henchman" getup was out of necessity because it was super cold and rainy that day and the building that I was in has no heat because it's basically a renovated garage.

[Cerveza mas fina]

You shouldnt wear leather in rain

Henchmen these day tsssk

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I don't know how to talk to girls on online dating sites what am I supposed to say for a first message or what do you guys say? i'm not totally idiotic but i'm not sure what the protocol is. is it just a simple "hello!"

[pickle]

She doesn't want us to do anything while we're still living together. Damn. 

[Beezy]

This older woman with a great body who I've never met before holds my hand during a picture at my friend's baby shower today. I'm probably overthinking as usual and it probably meant nothing, but after she leaves my friend's pregnant wife tells me that she went to college with her and that she likes younger dudes. Now I can't stop thinking "what if I knew about that before she left?!"

[BlackMage]

This older woman with a great body who I've never met before holds my hand during a picture at my friend's baby shower today. I'm probably overthinking as usual and it probably meant nothing, but after she leaves my friend's pregnant wife tells me that she went to college with her and that she likes younger dudes. Now I can't stop thinking "what if I knew about that before she left?!"

well.. what IF you did?!

[Beezy]

I could've been the next Blue or even surpassed him.

[Phoenix Dark]

black chick?

[BlackMage]

black chick?

In my mind, she was latina

[Beezy]

Yeah, looked like she was in her late 30s early 40s. Her age only showed in her face. From behind she looked like someone our age.

[Positive Touch]

Yeah, looked like she was in her late 30s early 40s. Her age only showed in her face. From behind she looked like someone our age.

:quagmire

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm about GilloD levels of durnk.  Girl I went out with earlier this week had sex with me today as a birthday present (I turn 28 on March 3rd) but she was too bony.  I've spent too much time jacking it to thick/chubby chick porn these days.  So the slump is over but I think this is the worst yet.  Going to have to get out there.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Its one for the stats.

[tiesto]

I don't know how to talk to girls on online dating sites what am I supposed to say for a first message or what do you guys say? i'm not totally idiotic but i'm not sure what the protocol is. is it just a simple "hello!"

What usually works for me is find something interesting about their profile, like a shared movie/TV show/band/etc. and relate a small anecdote about it. Some brief questions about how they like their job/their school program/whatever it is they say they are doing with their life.

Also it sucks but the Jewish girl I made out with never got back to me when I asked about a 3rd date. Ahh well... this weekend I'm going to Brooklyn Brewery with a girl from nearby Rzeszow, Poland. And hanging out with a chubby psych PhD with a really cute face. So that's cool...

[Phoenix Dark]

Polish girl sounds like a keeper. Especially if she needs a green card

[Atramental]

I don't know how to talk to girls on online dating sites what am I supposed to say for a first message or what do you guys say? i'm not totally idiotic but i'm not sure what the protocol is. is it just a simple "hello!"

Unless you're a stud a simple "hello" or "hey" will get you ignored.

You have to make it fun and interesting for them right out the gate.

I usually open with "Hey, which would you rather have? A house made out of cheese 2x4s or a house made out of fudge brownie bricks?" or something similar to that. More often than not I get a response because it's different from what other guys do.