Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Van Cruncheon]

for some reason, i thought you were engaged to her...?

[Van Cruncheon]

love's just a chemical. for some folks, it's on and off like a switch, and usually in a relationship.

[Kara]

Greater love hath no wo/man than this, that a wo/man lay off his or her love switch for his or her friends.

[Van Cruncheon]

the love switch

[chronovore]

the love switch

Get over here and toggle my love switch, you swishy, 'spergy, depleted uranium deposit.

[Van Cruncheon]

i'll trip your breaker and blow your fuse my friend

[Howard Alan Treesong]

bebpo pls

[Van Cruncheon]

i got nothin' for bebs but -- and i am not a religious man -- GOD SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELF

[tiesto]

Bebs, you're a really cool person and definitely didn't deserve all the hardship she put you through. I have faith you will quickly bounce back and meet someone much more deserving of you.

[Van Cruncheon]

Bebs, you're a really cool person and definitely didn't deserve all the hardship she put you through. I have faith you will quickly bounce back and meet someone much more deserving of you.

lol

[chronovore]

Bebs, you're a really cool person and definitely didn't deserve all the hardship she put you through. I have faith you will quickly bounce back and meet someone much more deserving of you.

lol

:'(

[Phoenix Dark]

Bebs, you're a really cool person and definitely didn't deserve all the hardship she put you through. I have faith you will quickly bounce back and meet someone much more deserving of you.

Well, Treesong did magically re-appear the minute Bepbo became single...

 

[Huff]

Here you go bebs

[chronovore]

Here you go, Bebs:

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm glad the situation was resolved. Work probably makes it hard but you'll find someone soon enough I'm sure.

[T234]

One of my friends is in the middle of doing exactly what Bebpo did. With a much more violent girl. This broad has broken more than $10,000 worth of electronics and shit during her last three breakups. The first time I ever saw her, she went into a screaming fit in my living room so bad I had to get out of my own house. I now keep a Zoo tranquilizer gun at my house just in case she shows back up. 

[Kara]

I'm hardly the relationship exemplar, and in fact this contributed to my current state, but I'm really glad that I have a zero tolerance policy for emotional outbursts. :spock:

[Phoenix Dark]

What about emotional neglect and/or passive aggressiveness?

[CajoleJuice]

I'm hardly the relationship exemplar, and in fact this contributed to my current state, but I'm really glad that I have a zero tolerance policy for emotional outbursts. :spock:

this is why i hold everything in, dad

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

As an update, I've been with a girl for the past two months.  We hang out maybe a couple times a week.  She's DTF whenever, wherever, which is nice.

A friend of mine tipped me off about an over 30s singles event coming up.  He's went before and said it's a bunch of creepy, desperate MILFs and cougars and that he got a blowski out of the deal.  I'm going to go, I'm hoping for the same thing.

I've had a greater appreciation for the single life in recent weeks.  The feeling of doing whatever you want whenever you want is nice to me.  With various work and school stresses, it's a nice and fun diversion.

[chronovore]

An expat acquaintance whom I've known for a few years is moving back to the USA to try and find work. He says he's been making less money every year for the last seven years teaching English. What's freaking me out is that he's leaving behind two kids and separating from his wife, stating that money has made things consistently stressful.

I feel really bad for him; I hope this is a wake-up call for him. I can't imagine being separate from my kids for any extended time.

[Kara]

I'm hardly the relationship exemplar, and in fact this contributed to my current state, but I'm really glad that I have a zero tolerance policy for emotional outbursts. :spock:

this is why i hold everything in, dad

AND LOOK HOW YOU TURNED OUT! *gestures to the ruins of your life*

[Kara]

Emotional neglect - I take a regimen of pills and intramuscular injections of varying cost and clinically proven efficacy that would probably astonish PED using athletes just so that I will not have to suffer unabating melancholy (note, I said unabating melancholy, not melancholy); I don't think it's really a reasonable relationship expectation to expect anything but emotional neglect.

Emotional passive aggressiveness - Only if it's expressed in an amusing fashion, practical jokes for example.

[Phoenix Dark]

Reading through dating profile

Ok this girl sounds cool maybe I'll message her right -

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Racism, the prison industrial complex, what I want to eat, slapping some people, booty, how they killed Darwin in X-men: First Class when his power was continuous circumstantial evolution for self protection, the tiddies, how there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, WHY DIDN'T ZUKO AND KATARA END UP TOGETHER LIKE SRLY?, orgasms.

[Kara]

how there is no ethical consumption under capitalism

[toku]

Reading through dating profile

Ok this girl sounds cool maybe I'll message her right -

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Racism, the prison industrial complex, what I want to eat, slapping some people, booty, how they killed Darwin in X-men: First Class when his power was continuous circumstantial evolution for self protection, the tiddies, how there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, WHY DIDN'T ZUKO AND KATARA END UP TOGETHER LIKE SRLY?, orgasms.

thas bae

[fistfulofmetal]

the worse feeling is being 300 miles away and having to hear your SO crying on the phone about a problem you can't do anything about.

few more weeks until this long distance bullshit is over

[Rahxephon91]

There's a cute new girl at work who i think is giving me the stare down. I think I'm going to try this one.

[Tasty]

Darwin was fucking weaksauce and deserved to die first.

[Phoenix Dark]

how there is no ethical consumption under capitalism

All this time...I should have known Benji was a strong black woman who doesn't need no cisman.

[Van Cruncheon]

Reading through dating profile

Ok this girl sounds cool maybe I'll message her right -

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Racism, the prison industrial complex, what I want to eat, slapping some people, booty, how they killed Darwin in X-men: First Class when his power was continuous circumstantial evolution for self protection, the tiddies, how there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, WHY DIDN'T ZUKO AND KATARA END UP TOGETHER LIKE SRLY?, orgasms.

thas bae

i'd hit it twice

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then run like fukk  

[close]

[Phoenix Dark]

94% match, cute lady, let me read her summary and see if -

I am (flexibly) polyamorous, biromantic, and asexual. What does that mean?
Polyamorous = prefers to carry on committed relationships with multiple partners, conducted honestly and openly. This is primarily because I, as an asexual (see below), am worried that I alone cannot fulfill your needs sexually as I am naturally nearly celibate.
Biromantic = romantically attracted to both men and women.
Asexual = Uninterested in sex. I may have it on occasion, but I have no desire for it. Sex just ain't my thing.

[nudemacusers]

match numbers don't lie b

[chronovore]

match numbers don't lie b

However, it seems she's uninterested in men's penises, so that accounts for the 6% slippage.

[Positive Touch]

dude why don't you try christianmingle

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

So basically she's just looking for friends?

Overall, the online dating experience is far inferior to offline.  I had better luck just wandering around running errands than going online.  Mostly because offline, you never run into special snowflakes like that girl.

[fistfulofmetal]

few more weeks away from not being long distance anymore

[Phoenix Dark]

So basically she's just looking for friends?

Overall, the online dating experience is far inferior to offline.  I had better luck just wandering around running errands than going online.  Mostly because offline, you never run into special snowflakes like that girl.

Unless you're at Whole Foods I guess. I've been amazed at how many weird profiles I run into, with high match % for me. Can't tell if this is real stuff or just a group of entitled, well off normal people looking for some way to be diverse/different/a minority/whatever.

[TakingBackSunday]

I'd rather match with horny fatties

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd rather match with horny fatties

Dunno maybe if I was desperate. I think I'll take Wrath da Gawd's advice and just stick to real life shit. I'm not really looking for a gf, just mainly looking for a chick to kick it with. Sometimes I almost want to call my ex, just to chill and watch Netflix or something.

[tiesto]

few more weeks away from not being long distance anymore

It's been a while, does this mean you're moving to NYC?

[Human Snorenado]

I'd rather match with horny fatties

Dunno maybe if I was desperate. I think I'll take Wrath da Gawd's advice and just stick to real life shit. I'm not really looking for a gf, just mainly looking for a chick to kick it with. Sometimes I almost want to call my ex, just to chill and watch Netflix or something.

I know this struggle.

[Kara]

Just act more and don't act weird when you're molested and you'll have what you desire, PD. Last night I got to go on a picnic with a gal pal.

[fistfulofmetal]

few more weeks away from not being long distance anymore

It's been a while, does this mean you're moving to NYC?

end of the month

[Van Cruncheon]

I'd rather match with horny fatties

Dunno maybe if I was desperate. I think I'll take Wrath da Gawd's advice and just stick to real life shit. I'm not really looking for a gf, just mainly looking for a chick to kick it with. Sometimes I almost want to call my ex, just to chill and watch Netflix or something.

I know this struggle.

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say, my cornball friends, have you heard the good news about sidehugging?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm back with the wife, forgot to update you guys. We're better than we were and I gained an understanding for her views on our life. Happy to be back to be honest, still love her more than anyone else on earth whom I didn't create.

[Brehvolution]

I'm back with the wife, forgot to update you guys. We're better than we were and I gained an understanding for her views on our life. Happy to be back to be honest, still love her more than anyone else on earth whom I didn't create.

Glad to hear it, breh.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm back with the wife, forgot to update you guys. We're better than we were and I gained an understanding for her views on our life. Happy to be back to be honest, still love her more than anyone else on earth whom I didn't create.

Glad to hear it, breh.

Thanks man. Being quasi-single was not something I want to be again. Lesson learned.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm back with the wife, forgot to update you guys. We're better than we were and I gained an understanding for her views on our life. Happy to be back to be honest, still love her more than anyone else on earth whom I didn't create.

Glad to hear it, breh.

Thanks man. Being quasi-single was not something I want to be again. Lesson learned.

You got to smash a couple Latinas and pawgs tho

Grats on getting back with the wife tho. Black excellence

[Am_I_Anonymous]

oops

[Am_I_Anonymous]

There was this one white girl with the meanest ass bro. Seriously.

[bork]

I'm back with the wife, forgot to update you guys. We're better than we were and I gained an understanding for her views on our life. Happy to be back to be honest, still love her more than anyone else on earth whom I didn't create.

[Beezy]

Question to all:

Have you ever been able to stay friends with someone who broke up with you? And no I don't mean years later when you no longer care.

[CatsCatsCats]

No. Well, I could have, but no I didn't.

[Kara]

I'd like to more than anything.

[chronovore]

Nope.

I didn't have that many serious relationships. I'm civil with each of them, connected on Facebook, but not I'm not close friends with any of them.

[Beezy]

Really? Close friends like chrono mentioned?

[tiesto]

Question to all:

Have you ever been able to stay friends with someone who broke up with you? And no I don't mean years later when you no longer care.

Yup, one of my ex's from college - we had a big falling out when she broke up with me (due to it being a long distance thing), a few years later she apologized profusely. Later she moved down to Queens and we hung out a few times but as friends.

[ToxicAdam]

Question to all:

Have you ever been able to stay friends with someone who broke up with you? And no I don't mean years later when you no longer care.

Nope. Because when her or I would start dating someone new, white lies and hurt feelings were unavoidable.

[toku]

Nope.

I didn't have that many serious relationships. I'm civil with each of them, connected on Facebook, but not I'm not close friends with any of them.

Same.