Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[nudemacusers]

well it's either that or get a macbook pro

[Mupepe]

Mary Tyler Whore needs to check his fucking privilege. You hit the jackpot, motherfucker.

[Samson Manhug]

Hey, don’t prude shame him. Imagine for one second what it’s like being a man who only likes vanilla sex.

[Human Snorenado]

Or give me her contact info. I know what to do with her.

[Purrp Skirrp]

Imagine being a man(child) like Rahx who only likes vanilla women

[Atramental]

Mary Tyler Whore
Proud Kinkshamer

#TheDualities

[brawndolicious]

Anecdotally, it does seem like there's little overlap between people who are into threesomes and people who are into anything a bit dirty/painful though. There's nothing wrong with being afraid of hurting the girl but at the least you could enjoy making her happy and have some points to cash in.

[CatsCatsCats]

How you gonna be asking for another woman in the mix when you can't handle the one you got? 

[Oblivion]

Eh...I'm probably gonna make a lot of enemies here, but I'm not really fond of the idea of anal sex either. Sorry, but that just ain't appealing. I mean, the stuff that comes out of there. 

On the other hand, I'm willing to partake in BDSM. Just have to make sure you trust your partner and she ain't crazy. And like Mary said, this is probably a good gateway towards a threesome.

Does your nurse gf have big boobs, Mary?

[I'm a Puppy!]

While I don't get the BDSM "lifestyle" hell some BDSM never hurt anyone (permanently).

What I don't get though, is that intersection of feminism and BDSM subs that I don't get. I have a lot of feminist friends and many of them are in BDSM relationships. I have a friend and his girlfriend is Ms. Ultra-Feminist (majored in Gender Studies, spends a considerable amount of time fighting "gamer gate", is always calling people out for treating women as less than men) but then at the same time my friend tells me if they're going out for a date she asks him what he wants her to wear and he's like "Uh..whatever you want and makes your comfy" and then she's like "No. You don't understand, you have to tell me specifically what to wear."  And isn't satisfied until he tells her what clothes, underewear and shoes to wear. Hey man, bedroom stuff is sexy, but ordering people around in daily life?

[Human Snorenado]

It's about ethics in consent, puppy.

[Rahxephon91]

What gets you off doesn't necessarily dictate your identity.

[Purrp Skirrp]

On the Merits of Anal

It's a tighter hole and kind of a dirty deed which ups the kink factor. Feels really dominating as a giver and has got to be one of the most submissive positions on the receiving end.

The tighter fit also helps buff penis size, which some men tend to be insecure about. Some chicks are into it too and can get off to it, so be considerate if your woman likes it in the ass.

In regards to it being an orifice for waste, again kinky but also I'm pretty sure there's ways to help ensure you don't wind up recreating the Tucker Max anal story.

Personally, I love ass and I'll dine on some fresh out a shower. Anal was aight and I'm glad I tried it, but it was more of a thing my girl did for me in the beginning to help earn her that LT relationship status.

Also came talk of threesomes, which have yet to materialize but will in time. Call it misleading but to me a woman is a keeper when she's willing to bend over back for you and challenge some of her reservations.

I'm willing to explore the ass game more, but pressuring someone is never a good look and I'd rather have my GF actually want it like how some dirrrty chicks do.

Same goes for threesomes, and I can tell as she becomes more confident in herself she is willing to explore more sexually, and what a beautiful thing that is to witness (cuck joke goes here).

That kind of confidence is one of the things that attracts me to MILFs, who I see as women who are more assured in themselves, their bodies and their needs.

With sex, it's all about communicating your wants and needs, setting boundaries and establishing trust.

Don't hesitate to ask when someone is not outwardly conveying this information, they might not even know what they like until the two of you try it out.

Bottom line: I like (the idea of) anal but do your own thing bro it's cool.

[Rahxephon91]

Did you miss me? No...Well I'm back here. Hopefully, this post won't be as terrible as ones before.

Since I'm an anime character(let's say Shinji from Eva is my spirt animal) I don't pick up signals well and am in general an awkward turtle. Really only able to interact with people I'm comfortable with. Which goes double for women who make me uncomfortable in general. Espically when I find them attractive.

Whatever, I'm not tottaly at a lost. I have some friends, including women and I've moved past the "a girl smiled at me, she must like me" phase. Maybe too in the other extreme of "of course no girl is interested" phase. Anyway chalk it up to too much weeb shit.

Anyway, in my Exploring Fantasy Genres class there is a girl who I'm unsure about. She doesn't talk much. Then again I don't either. She usually sits on one side of the room and has so for the entire semester. Hell it looked like she was today until she decided to sit right next to me.

Now no big deal. Except I think she did give me the hard stare the one time we worked together, but I thought best not to overthink it. It could have been nothing.

Anyway she sat there. Made a little joke about switching it up. Ok whatever.

Now at random intervals she would ask me a question. Maybe to start up conversation. I don't know.

Harry Potter came up. She asked me if I like Harry Potter.

Randomly she asked me about what my favorite Marvel Super Heros were. I answered. Notice she had a Hawkeye shirt on and then procededed to talk about the recent stuff.

Then for whatever reason she asked me if I wanted to know a secret.....that she was going to a Justin Beebs concert today, to which I just made a playful joke about and mentioned how my coworkers like his recent cd.

I had a few jokes in class. She laughed. I don't know I'm bad a feeling people in relation to me, but to someone unsure like me this felt too random to be anything else other then a girl trying to feel her around a dude.

So I'm just asking the Bores opinion. I'll probably try to peruse something. Not like I haven't asked out a classmate before(which didn't exactly go bad). Besides any girl who likes Hawkeye is cool in my book.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Think of it as currency. You may not like BDSM, but putting up with it might end up buying you something you want down the line. Like a threesome or an hour of sloppy face fucking.

Pay the toll.

As an update, I took this approach.  I don't like BDSM but you're right, I have to look at the bigger picture.

I found the window of opportunity for the threesome.  A few months ago, I booked a trip to Spain for two weeks.  Now that I have a girlfriend, she's coming along.  I figured that if we do this out of the country, it's more discreet, which would work in my favor.  I carefully planned the discussion and fortunately she seems down.  I had to make sure I didn't sound too eager so I responded by saying, "ok, we can discuss this later as it gets closer."  I can't make sure I'm too excited but I'm not letting the opportunity pass by either.

More to come.

[Rahxephon91]

Imagine being a man(child) like Rahx who only likes vanilla women (Image removed from quote.)

That's unfair. My porn folder would disagree.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Just make sure your relationship is strong and really discuss what you want out of it upfront. You don't want to be a Ross.

[Tasty]

Shinji from Eva is my spirt animal

Just, like... man...

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[Rahxephon91]

eww Rebuild.

[brawndolicious]

poignant.

[Tasty]

eww Rebuild.

Rebuild

OG series

Utada Hikaru

[TakingBackSunday]

Girlfriend and I have talked about how our sex has become less and less frequent.  I think its due to a couple things:

a) Our schedules conflict a lot
b) We both masturbate because of the previous reason
c) She usually can have an orgasm almost immediately, whereas it takes me a good long while

To remedy this, we've both committed to stop masturbating.  And I'm hoping once I move in with her, reason A will be thrown out.

Anyone have experience on this, or has advice?

[demi]

Masturbate together via Facetime 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Hrmm....not so sure that stopping for both of you might be the issue.
Sex is one of those things that the more you get, the more you want. I guess it would help you in cutting down your lasting time. But women have a very small refractory period and can cum multiple times, so long as you're not lasting so long you're making her raw I think lasting a while might be a good thing rather than a bad one. I mean, you're both masturbating a lot so you have a lot drive obviously. How bad is the schedule thing? Are you guys so tired when you get together that sex is more cursory than anything? Maybe you guys are in a sexual rut? Or maybe one of you is?

[Rufus]

Or maybe it's just A all the way and you'll go back to fucking like rabbits once you're living together.

[Mupepe]

How open are sexual discussions?  Are you two able to freely share fantasies and discuss likes/dislikes?  That usually kicks things up a notch.

[TakingBackSunday]

Hrmm....not so sure that stopping for both of you might be the issue.
Sex is one of those things that the more you get, the more you want. I guess it would help you in cutting down your lasting time. But women have a very small refractory period and can cum multiple times, so long as you're not lasting so long you're making her raw I think lasting a while might be a good thing rather than a bad one. I mean, you're both masturbating a lot so you have a lot drive obviously. How bad is the schedule thing? Are you guys so tired when you get together that sex is more cursory than anything? Maybe you guys are in a sexual rut? Or maybe one of you is?

My lasting time is seriously fucking weird and I hate that about myself.  I'm 100% game for pound town for the first 10 minutes, but after that and a few position changes, I need to be in a verrrrry particular position/rhythm to get myself going again.  And when I do, I need to do it for a decent amount of time.  At that point, she's already had three or four orgasms, and she'll often times plop down, exhausted.  And yeah, it's become an issue where after a while I end up hurting her vagina, and obviously I don't want that.  And she gets upset if I don't finish, which I completely understand.

The schedule thing fucks up 4 or 5 out of 7 nights for us.  I'll come home at 5:30, but she'll have just started a shift at 2 and won't get out until 11, sometimes 12.  And when she works mornings, she'll be exhausted at night because she has to get up at 4 am.  When we try and have sex those nights, it definitely does feel like we're going through the motions.  I would not be surprised if I'm going through a rut.  I haven't been as active lately at the gym/basketball so my endurance is not super high.  That's another thing I've committed to – getting back into my cardio workout.

How open are sexual discussions?  Are you two able to freely share fantasies and discuss likes/dislikes?  That usually kicks things up a notch.

We talk, but it hasn't ever been a full on discussion.  I've mentioned the idea of a threesome, and she's not into it.  Understandable.  I then mentioned maybe watching porn together.  She seemed into that, but with the caveat that it shouldn't be something we use all the time.  Again, I agree with her on that.

[I'm a Puppy!]

That lasting is a problem then. Cutting back might help you out after all.
Though, I'd say she does need to understand that you don't need to orgasm every time.
The porn thing works really well to sorta expand the repertoire. Does she view porn on her own now?

Also you should do something like mojoupgrade. it's a good way to start conversations about sex.

[TakingBackSunday]

I've told her that too.  Honestly, much of my enjoyment during sex is seeing her experience her orgasms.  Having me cap the night off with trying to orgasm is like watching the Cavs put out Dahntay Jones during garbage time in the 4th quarter.  Sure, he might get a bucket or two, but no one is really jazzed about it.

[Phoenix Dark]

There was a period where the only time I could finish was basically by me jerking it while getting the tip sucked. My sensitivity issues remain but have gotten better. At first I just tried to look at it from the bright side: I didn't have to worry about taking an L by busting early. But it got to the point where I couldn't get a decent, lasting erection during sex. As an example I might have an erection during a blowjob but the minute we got ready for sex I'd notice my junk deflate a bit. Or sometimes I'd deflate in the middle of sex.

Cutting down on porn helped. I used to watch porn daily, sometimes twice a day. Now I jack off once or twice a week. The other thing that helped was extended the sensuality of the event. Cuddling before sex, for instance. Or a long period of foreplay like giving her a massage, kissing for longer, etc. Jumping right to sex doesn't really work for me yet.

[ToxicAdam]

Just communicating about it is 80% of the battle. It's real easy just to bottle that shit up (or to be afraid to talk about it) and then watch it spill over into other parts of your relationship and poison the well.

[TakingBackSunday]

Yeah, we're learning that as well.  We had a little fight last week and part of why she was upset was that she didn't think we had enough sex.  So we've both made it a point to discuss it openly instead of it being this looming subject that we don't touch upon.

[I'm a Puppy!]

It's good that you're able to have that discussion though. there are many people that just bottle that shit up. So that's a very good first. Just make sure you keep communicating. Seriously, consider doing mojoupgrade it might be fun.

[Alcoholic Fish]

Think I'm going through the same rut right now, BrandNew, but for slightly different reasons.

All you can do is talk it out and be open. I've been with my GF for long enough to know not to let shit fester. It seems like you're doing that already, so stay the course.

[TakingBackSunday]

I'll give mojoupgrade a look!  Thanks

[brawndolicious]

You could try dirty talking online if she's the verbally creative sort and of course masturbate less, but be careful with that. I did that a few weeks ago and she ended up making me shoot myself on the chin, we couldn't stop laughing.

[demi]

Yes be careful with not masturbating lest you ABSOLUTELY HATE monster loads that shoot out of a cannon

Easily the worst, ugh

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yes be careful with not masturbating lest you ABSOLUTELY HATE monster loads that shoot out of a cannon

Easily the worst, ugh

https://gfycat.com/PoshNeighboringAnophelesmosquito

[Rahxephon91]

I hate to inturpt the BDSM and actual adult talk, but I gotta get back to my man child issues.

Like what do people do when casually asking out a girl today. I was told a number things like people don't even use phone numbers anymore. Should I ask for a number to instigate texting? Do you ask out a girl for coffee?

I followed up today on my fantasy class girl. We talked and walked after class about the comics we're writing. She was nice, but that doesn't mean much. I know I should go for the kill, but I am nervous. Hell in nervous that even if I succeeded and got "date"(which hasn't happened before) I'd even be able to do that and be myself.

I'm nervous, but I think my first story showed clear interests on her part, but I may have failed because I didn't exactly show any. Hey I'm nervous and unsure.

Either way I'm trying. My female coworker said my problem is I don't put myself out there and in general don't try. So I'm at least trying since I believe I got something positive.

[Rahxephon91]

Well then in going to do that next Friday.

But should I go and do it because at least from what I told you it sounds good?

She wouldn't have talked to me if she wasn't slightly interested after all. And women like assertiveness right?

[brawndolicious]

Don't feel like you're supposed to be assertive. People generally like it when they get asked out in a way that shows some vulnerability and real interest. You'll be nervous which is the natural human reaction but just going forward with your momentum is all that matters. And get over it beforehand if she doesn't see you that way.

None of this complicated stuff applies if you're just asking somebody to bang. But good luck and I hope you end up happy (and regret your prior racist impulses).

[Rahxephon91]

Sorry, I can't help it.

[Mupepe]

Practice by asking out random intimidating looking women.  You'll get over the nervousness really quick and then you'll have no issues with asking out target woman.

[Atramental]

Just keep your tone of voice casual & friendly when asking her out and things won't get too weird.

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"So sayeth the wizard..."

 

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[Boogie]

Hey everybody.

Today, my girlfriend, after going back to school for a two-year master's program, and then working on a contract basis for the provincial government in her "dream job" as a policy analyst for the past year, was told that she got a permanent, full time position in the department.

She came home to announce the news depressed and nearly in tears because she considers the position beneath her.

Fuck this shit.

[Rufus]

So, is it, or is she being dramatic?

[I'm a Puppy!]

 

[chronovore]

Hey everybody.

Today, my girlfriend, after going back to school for a two-year master's program, and then working on a contract basis for the provincial government in her "dream job" as a policy analyst for the past year, was told that she got a permanent, full time position in the department.

She came home to announce the news depressed and nearly in tears because she considers the position beneath her.

Fuck this shit.

Sounds like you should be talking to her, not us.

That is weird, though.  Maybe it was their tone? Maybe she knows more about the job now than when she thought it was a "dream job"?

[Atramental]

You know what... it's been a while since I've asked a legitimate question here so I might as well ask one now:

How the hell am I supposed to ask girls out/date if I'm so worn out by the end of each day and I use my weekends to recover (i.e. sleep)?

Also, my work schedule is completely unpredictable.

And I'm sick and tired of trying to do online dating. Too much competition for a large group of women I have nothing in common with and/or absolute fat slobs that have no respect for their health.

[TakingBackSunday]

Don't use your weekends to recover.  It's called putting yourself out there for a reason!

[Atramental]

Due to my introversion I'm not the most sociable person when I'm dead dog tired from working late on most days and after having to deal with co-workers & clients all week...

edit: I think I'm starting to understand why people develop coke habits. 

edit2: y'know what. I'm just gonna have to be lonely fucker for a little bit longer. Can't really worry about dating until l I eject myself out of my wagecuck job and land on a less wagecucky job.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Atra.
Join toastmasters.
It's full of women. It can considered "serious" and "professional" so your business contacts wont get in your way. It'll also help you with introversion.

[Atramental]

Heh, what a coincidence. My creative director just joined that...

After my week of vacation I'll see if I can join a chapter in my area.

[Rahxephon91]

Well my thing is over. I chickened out of perfect chance to talk to her today and I do mean perfect. I'm just too nervous and scared, no way anyone would find that tolerable. So yeah I screwed this one.

Then again I guess that's fine. She didn't try and talk to me either, so she's not interested either.

[Rahxephon91]

Nothing I'm just a vagiana.

I was at the train station heading home and was in the bathroom. I come out and bam there she is, eyes meet and quickly dash away(at least mine) and then I do nothing but sit somewhere else. I'm pretty sure it was her but I told myself maybe it wasn't. So I just didn't approach her and she didn't look back or anything. I was too nervous and I can't be myself when I am like that. Can't act. Can't really do anything.

[Atramental]

 

[TakingBackSunday]

[Rahxephon91]

You whipped that out very quickly lol.

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and I'm not fat and he only anime shirt I have is white. Eww black t shirts.

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[Phoenix Dark]

Sounds like you still have a chance to talk to her. Here's the thing: she prob won't be your gf, you won't have sex with her, etc. But just having some conversations with her will do wonders for your confidence and help prepare you for the next girl that catches your fancy. You like anime right...consider this your anti-gravity chamber training. Don't worry about embarrassing yourself, you have nothing to lose because you know she's not going to be your girlfriend dude. It's real talk.

[Atramental]

I wish I could remember the podcast name/speaker but on it there was a business couch of some sort saying that there's two common traits found in a lot of successful people:

1. Mental toughness
2. Not being afraid of embarrassment or not allowing embarrassment to cripple them

Both traits are easier said than done. But I've been kinda practicing the whole doing/saying minor embarrassing stuff to help myself realize that most people really don't give a fuck.


Anyways, the point I'm trying to make is... you have to do embarrassing shit if you want to get anywhere with girls.