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toku

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a neat knot with the 'other'
« Reply #9600 on: September 30, 2016, 08:02:57 PM »
asheville is a cool spot man, there is(was?) a hip mixed drink place that was in an old bank vault that was cool

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« Reply #9601 on: September 30, 2016, 08:43:24 PM »
I was wondering how that would work out with your plans to get out of there

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a neat knot with the 'other'
« Reply #9602 on: September 30, 2016, 09:14:03 PM »
 :(

asheville is a cool spot man, there is(was?) a hip mixed drink place that was in an old bank vault that was cool
I'll ask her about it. Sounds like a cool place.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a neat knot with the 'other'
« Reply #9603 on: September 30, 2016, 09:15:09 PM »
Really? seems like what they taught you worked

Holy shit I need to follow this thread more

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« Reply #9604 on: September 30, 2016, 11:42:02 PM »
Girl #3 might be bisexual.  :lucas

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a neat knot with the 'other'
« Reply #9605 on: October 01, 2016, 01:52:42 AM »
Date is all set up.

Gonna drive an hour to Asheville and then eat deliscious Indian food with this girl then possibly walk around and get some tea. :doge

(She was kinda adamant about not drinking too much.)

Sounds like the kinda date I'd take a girl on! Is this the cosplayer weeb one? I'm pullin for ya, dude, good luck!
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« Reply #9606 on: October 01, 2016, 10:55:36 AM »
Yep. #3 is a spunky 21 year old redhead weeb.

Also, she is fit/works out. So that's nice as well. :doge

I just hope we can vibe well together and I don't have to go through this whole process again with a potential girl #4. And if that is the case... I'll probably take a break and just regroup on a bunch of personal/professional stuff I've been putting off.

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« Reply #9607 on: October 01, 2016, 10:58:11 AM »
Girl #3 might be bisexual.  :lucas

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« Reply #9608 on: October 01, 2016, 10:52:47 PM »
Date #3 went really well.

We made out twice.

She wants to see me again.

I'm going to drive home now.

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« Reply #9609 on: October 01, 2016, 11:00:21 PM »
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« Reply #9610 on: October 01, 2016, 11:06:05 PM »
Fuckin finally

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a neat knot with the 'other'
« Reply #9611 on: October 02, 2016, 12:19:58 AM »

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« Reply #9612 on: October 02, 2016, 01:01:32 AM »
I even asked her about how her experience with tinder was going so far.

Her last two dates were really weird/awful. One guy showed up wearing a My Little Pony t-shirt and had a higher pitched voice than her's. The other guy showed up with a Doctor Who t-shirt and gave her a large sickening sweet bottle of wine that he got from his recent trip to Italy. :doge



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« Reply #9613 on: October 02, 2016, 01:52:38 AM »
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« Reply #9614 on: October 02, 2016, 01:54:23 AM »
Also, my kissing/make out game is fucking weak.

Holy fuck I need to get better at this shit quick.

I mean, it's not every day you stick your tongue into someone else's mouth. Y'know?  :doge

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« Reply #9615 on: October 02, 2016, 02:18:02 AM »
Unless you're smashing teeth together or biting something you shouldn't, it doesn't really matter. Let her take charge until you're good at it, maybe.

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« Reply #9616 on: October 02, 2016, 05:22:12 AM »
Unless you're smashing teeth together or biting something you shouldn't, it doesn't really matter. Let her take charge until you're good at it, maybe.

Yeah, this. Most people will give you what they're hoping to get back. If she's being tentative, stay conservative. If she's got her mouth open and is going for your tonsils, all bets are off. I find brief, light biting on the lips tends to work well as an invitation to more once things have started picking up.

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« Reply #9617 on: October 02, 2016, 06:15:46 AM »
Paint a picture for is Palladaddy. Details, small things, best part worst part, how did the kisses happen etc.
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« Reply #9618 on: October 02, 2016, 09:54:44 AM »
so proud :tocry


in related news, my son (5 years old!) apparently has a 'girlfriend'. her name is molly and she has brown hair and is pretty. this explains his sudden interest in looking at himself in the mirror doing kissyface stuff. I get the feeling they hold hand and maybe dole out little kid style kisses. don't know if I should do anything about this or let it ride.  :doge
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a neat knot with the 'other'
« Reply #9619 on: October 02, 2016, 10:33:46 AM »
Let it ride

Need to know who gets to second base first, your son or altra
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« Reply #9620 on: October 02, 2016, 10:45:58 AM »
Let it ride

Need to know who gets to second base first, your son or altra
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a neat knot with the 'other'
« Reply #9621 on: October 02, 2016, 10:46:35 AM »


I'll save the crying gifs for when the deed is done

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« Reply #9622 on: October 02, 2016, 11:25:36 AM »
so proud :tocry


in related news, my son (5 years old!) apparently has a 'girlfriend'. her name is molly and she has brown hair and is pretty. this explains his sudden interest in looking at himself in the mirror doing kissyface stuff. I get the feeling they hold hand and maybe dole out little kid style kisses. don't know if I should do anything about this or let it ride.  :doge

Fact.  Gay people dress better.  You sure you want to encourage experimentation with girls?  Squash it now and you will be getting fabulous xmas gifts for the rest of your life.  Just send him to a British boarding school.

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« Reply #9623 on: October 02, 2016, 02:42:00 PM »
Paint a picture for us Palladaddy. Details, small things, best part worst part, how did the kisses happen etc.
I'll try to keep this short because I have a bunch of stuff I need to do today.

>The drive up to Asheville was absolutely beautiful. I felt pure euphoria washing over my being as the sun was setting and the light was dancing across the tree enveloped mountains.
>Got to Asheville. Holy fuck, hippy/hipster city. I had never been to downtown on a Saturday night. It was fucking wild. People everywhere. People riding bikes everywhere. A big purple repurposed school bus, with cackling people inside of it, was behind me while I was trying to find parking. It's like someone extracted a heavy dose of Portland, OR and used an eye dropper to place that dosage up near the mountains in North Carolina.  :doge
>Parking was a bitch to find in the tangled, tight mess that is Asheville. But I found a spot (happened to be the same parking lot my date had parked at as well)
>Started walking to the Indian restaurant.
>There were two girls waiting outside. Put my glasses on really quick to make sure I was walking toward the right one. I was.
>Briskly walked up to her, greeted her, gave her a quick friendly hug.
>We walked inside. It was packed.
>The hostess told me to give her my phone and she would call once there was a table ready.
>So me and #3 decided to walk around Asheville for a bit and talk.
>Hostess called my phone and said our spot was ready. We walked back. Got there. Sat down. Ordered the same dish (lamb curry). She was happy that I was a fellow meat eater and was not a Vegetarian/Vegan (like a lot of people in Asheville, apparently).  :doge
>She's a big Mass Effect fan. I asked her how she reacted to ME3's ending. She said was a blubbering mess over it. Haha.  :lol
>We talked about a bunch of other nerdy shit.
>I asked her how her tinder experience was going so far. She told me about the Brony and Doctor Who t-shirt guy with the sickening sweet wine and how she quickly blocked both of their numbers because they were fucking weird.
>We finished our dinner and walked to the tea place which wasn't that far away.
>We had some really good tea and talked some more about our lives and our jobs.
>Lots of minor hand touching.
>Things were winding down and I was feeling pretty tired. Told her I was happy that I hadn't drank anything or I would be passed out already.
>There was something that I was really wanting to ask her but it had completely left my mind (still can't remember what it was...). She then said that maybe next time when we get together you can ask me "I mean... if you want to..." and I replied "Absolutely. I'm totally down for a next time."  :-[
>We both were blushing pretty heavily even though it was rather dim in the tea room that we were in.
>She said I was really cute. I said she was really cute.
>I go in for a kiss. And kiss her on the lips once.
>"No.. wait.." she said wanting more.
>I go back in and we start making out.  :aah
>I get kinda weirded out by it after a couple of seconds. Kinda in awe that I had finally done this.  :doge
>We go ahead gather our things and I pay for the tea (I remember to grab her shawl/coat that she almost forgot). We walk back to her car (and mine since it's in the same parking lot).
>We start making out at her car. Did it on the right sided of her face instead of the left side.  Switched sides. Left felt better/less awkward.  :doge
>Made out a little bit more. Embraced her with my arms and brought her in closer to me.
>We then kinda pull away from each other. And I jokingly said, "Ah, I'm bad. It's been a while and I'm usually a lot smoother after a couple of drinks" (I didn't have any alcohol that night).
>We both said our goodbyes and she said for me to text her as soon as I got home to make sure I got their safely. And she also said that to make sure to text her again this week so we can possibly set up date #2.
>Got in my car. Posted on the bore. Drove back to my house.

I really really hope date two happens with this girl. We seem to vibe very well together.

Oh, almost forgot. She was a bit chubbier than I was expecting (Nothing too crazy. Totally fine if she stays the size she's currently at). She told me at the Indian restaurant she was trying to lose the extra weight but I told her she looked great. Really great. I could see her blushing a bit and she told me thank you.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2016, 03:09:02 PM by Pallando »

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« Reply #9624 on: October 02, 2016, 03:03:34 PM »
Chubby tits are awesome

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« Reply #9625 on: October 02, 2016, 03:06:09 PM »
Her tittays were pretty nice. She was wearing a rather revealing dress that night as well.  :drool

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« Reply #9626 on: October 02, 2016, 03:09:39 PM »
Now text her this thread!
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« Reply #9627 on: October 02, 2016, 04:06:19 PM »
I actually had a nightmare last night that somebody did.  :-\  :doge

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a neat knot with the 'other'
« Reply #9628 on: October 02, 2016, 04:10:38 PM »
Grats man. Sounds like a great time. Sounds like date #2 is in definitely going to happen, but remember...keep searching.

You kissed her in the restaurant? Whew.
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« Reply #9629 on: October 02, 2016, 04:13:51 PM »
Well, it was a tea place with seperate, semi-private booths with little cushion chairs and tiny tables.

There were two other people in the booth beside us but I didn't give a fuck. I just went for it.  :doge
« Last Edit: October 02, 2016, 04:19:13 PM by Pallando »

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« Reply #9630 on: October 02, 2016, 04:16:01 PM »
asari cosplay sex  incoming :rejoice

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« Reply #9631 on: October 02, 2016, 04:18:16 PM »
Chubby weeaboo redhead... oh man can't say I'm not jelly!  :-*
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« Reply #9632 on: October 02, 2016, 04:21:49 PM »
Oh, that was another interesting thing.

She's 100% Italian. She says she gets mistaken as Irish all the time (I asked her if she was) but nope. Italian.  :doge

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« Reply #9633 on: October 02, 2016, 04:43:24 PM »
You mean she's white.

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« Reply #9634 on: October 02, 2016, 04:55:23 PM »
Very.

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« Reply #9635 on: October 02, 2016, 06:04:21 PM »

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« Reply #9636 on: October 02, 2016, 08:56:53 PM »
So... I told her in my "goodnight/safe travels" text late Saturday that I would text her again early this coming week. To check back with her and possibly get things rolling for date #2.

I'm kinda trigger shy about shooting the text Monday after work because #2 already fell off the face of the earth when I did that.

But at the same time #3 seemed eager to hear back from me ASAP.  :doge

Again, I hate feeling needy/coming off as thirsty. It's a disgusting feeling.

Thankfully I don't feel the same level of uncontrollable infatuation with #3 as I did with #2 (even though #3 and I were swapping spit. :doge ). So if #3 falls off the face of the earth I won't be too broken up about it.

:yeshrug


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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a neat knot with the 'other'
« Reply #9637 on: October 02, 2016, 09:18:42 PM »
Just, you know, never ever go for "PLS RESPOND" in any text. Keep it short and light.

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« Reply #9638 on: October 02, 2016, 09:36:09 PM »
Any thoughts on what you'd do for date 2? Go back to her area or have her come to you, etc?
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« Reply #9639 on: October 02, 2016, 10:03:13 PM »
She had mentioned possibly going to a park somewhere in NC and having a picnic style lunch w/ wine. And I told her I would totally be down for that.

Also, I don't mind driving up to NC at all because man... I forgot how fucking beautiful that drive was. I felt like I was fucking high that's how beautiful/scenic it was. :doge


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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a neat knot with the 'other'
« Reply #9640 on: October 02, 2016, 11:49:32 PM »
Why don't you just add her on FB and start shooting the shit on IM and over the phone about whatever you two horny bastards like to talk about? Don't even worry about when to plan and set up the second date, it'll just happen.

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« Reply #9641 on: October 02, 2016, 11:56:20 PM »
Well, "technically" we don't know each other's last names even though facebook is already suggesting her as a friend to me.

I'll worry about that after the second date or if she brings it up before then. :doge

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« Reply #9642 on: October 03, 2016, 12:45:26 AM »
uh huh....

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« Reply #9643 on: October 03, 2016, 12:44:36 PM »
Facebook will suggest people when you have their number in your phone.

 FYI being reluctant / playing it safe might make sense in your head but on her end it just reads as a lack of interest or cowardice. If things actually went well you should reach out to her right away and she will be responsive to it. And then you'll realize how silly it is to plan five days ahead when you might send her a "hey what's up text". tl;dr - Don't be an idiot and fuck this up. 

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« Reply #9644 on: October 03, 2016, 01:39:07 PM »
I'm going to text her back this evening.

As for adding her on facebook... I'm going to refrain until it's obvious that we're going to be exclusive with one another.

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« Reply #9645 on: October 03, 2016, 02:23:28 PM »
Congrats Atra. Happy for ya bro.

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« Reply #9646 on: October 03, 2016, 02:25:17 PM »
Thanks. But I'm not out of the woods yet. :doge

edit: I wonder if she would be down for chatting over Skype. :hitler
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« Reply #9647 on: October 03, 2016, 03:06:12 PM »
A win's a win. Gotta walk before you run a marathon.

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« Reply #9648 on: October 03, 2016, 03:49:04 PM »
Meeting a potential FWB for happy hour this Friday. She's a mid 30's single mom with curly black hair, toned body, and a big schnozz. She also seems to be really excited that I own a copy of Kid Icarus, lol.
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« Reply #9649 on: October 03, 2016, 05:11:49 PM »
Shot #3 a text...

*crosses fingers*
*pls respond*

:doge


edit: I'm... ugh... Well, at least I'll have plenty of time to work on my design portfolio and other personal projects during my weekends if this doesn't pan out.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2016, 06:20:55 PM by Pallando »

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« Reply #9650 on: October 03, 2016, 06:28:13 PM »
My dude you need a distraction for when you're doing this kinda thinking

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« Reply #9651 on: October 03, 2016, 06:49:01 PM »


HOLY FUCK. She actually texted back.   :doge

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« Reply #9652 on: October 03, 2016, 08:02:55 PM »
I'm trying to think of an interesting question to replace the one that slipped my mind.

Hmm...

edit: I'm kinda curious if she is into mindfulness/meditation/awareness expansion but eh... I dunno.

Also, it's something I have been struggling to maintain in my own life as you can tell from my overthinking in this thread.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2016, 08:09:19 PM by Pallando »

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« Reply #9653 on: October 03, 2016, 08:09:56 PM »
"want to trade undies on the next date?"

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« Reply #9654 on: October 03, 2016, 08:11:50 PM »
"want to trade undies on the next date?"

I'm not suave enough to pull that off.  :doge

Also, I was worried that pulling her in closer to me (toward my erection) was what scared her away. :doge

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« Reply #9655 on: October 03, 2016, 08:20:23 PM »
"want to trade undies on the next date?"

I'm not suave enough to pull that off.  :doge

Also, I was worried that pulling her in closer to me (toward my erection) was what scared her away. :doge

I'm trying to think of an interesting question to replace the one that slipped my mind.

Hmm...
"I thought last time went great, want to go for another one sometime ___?"
 
 Afterwards take a Xanax.
"Want me to bring anything for our picnic?" :doge

I dunno maybe.

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« Reply #9656 on: October 03, 2016, 08:28:41 PM »
Nothing stops this train breh


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« Reply #9657 on: October 03, 2016, 08:33:24 PM »
Exactly. Show her that you know shit. Don't be a snob but show her that you have stuff you like to do and are good at things. Be like "Oh I have this nice wine I'll bring that" that way you're being a partner not a burden also you're showing her stuff.
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« Reply #9658 on: October 03, 2016, 09:21:36 PM »
"want to trade undies on the next date?"

I'm not suave enough to pull that off.  :doge

Also, I was worried that pulling her in closer to me (toward my erection) was what scared her away. :doge

Put these two sentences together in the newsfeed.

boners are OKAY dude. ladies are cool with the fact that kissing leads to tents getting pitched.

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« Reply #9659 on: October 03, 2016, 09:23:16 PM »
Last time I had a romantic experience with a girl I was wearing gym shorts and my trouser snake was at full mast :yeshrug