Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1255714 times)

Atramental · « **Reply #9660 on:** October 03, 2016, 09:38:39 PM »

2 hours and 30 minutes of radio silence later... fuck texting. I still prefer the immediacy of phone calls and being able to gauge what mood someone is in by the tone of their voice.

I have to go to bed soon too...

king of the internet · « **Reply #9661 on:** October 03, 2016, 09:45:59 PM »

https://www.xanax.com/

Atramental · « **Reply #9662 on:** October 03, 2016, 09:58:51 PM »

I need to get a prescription...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9663 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:04:52 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on October 03, 2016, 09:58:51 PM

I need to get a prescription...

u don't need one. bless up

Atramental · « **Reply #9664 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:10:34 PM »

She said she was exhausted from work so maybe she took a nap and it went longer than expected...

Welp... whatever... I'm going to bed. Goodnight.

Atramental · « **Reply #9665 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:12:16 PM »

I could see Mupepe pulling that line off.

As for me? No so much...

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9666 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:15:01 PM »

It's a good line. You should try it.

Atramental · « **Reply #9667 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:17:25 PM »

Really?

Really?

REALLY?

I don't fucking know, man. That seems risky as fuck.

edit: Again, I just met this girl and I don't want to torpedo this shit right out the gate.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9668 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:18:59 PM »

Sometimes you got to get risky

king of the internet · « **Reply #9669 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:21:03 PM »

Do it.

Atramental · « **Reply #9670 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:22:42 PM »

Nope. Nope. NOPE.

Fuck that shit.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9671 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:22:44 PM »

and post results.

Atramental · « **Reply #9672 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:23:55 PM »

The results would be me wanting to drink myself to death for being so fucking stupid.

Atramental · « **Reply #9673 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:26:21 PM »

If I do this... you all who are wanting me to do this better buy me a fuck load of liquor.

king of the internet · « **Reply #9674 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:27:05 PM »

I will. I promise. Just do it now.

Atramental · « **Reply #9675 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:28:49 PM »

take the advice of a bunch of internet trolls, brehs...

edit: PD! Stop me before I do something I regret...

king of the internet · « **Reply #9676 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:32:02 PM »

We're just trying to help you have a breakthrough. Sometimes it takes a bold move to make it happen.

Atramental · « **Reply #9677 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:38:51 PM »

There's got to be a subtler way of asking that question...

edit: She is a type 1 diabetic as well ...here's hoping she didn't pass out or anything...

toku · « **Reply #9678 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:47:29 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9679 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:48:27 PM »

Stop fucking this up dude. She'll respond, she just has a life. She already responded once. You're good.

and don't send her any creepy shit man. it's not worth it.

Atramental · « **Reply #9680 on:** October 03, 2016, 10:50:28 PM »

My last text to her was this:

Quote

Also, if you haven't had dinner yet I'll let you get to that first. But I finally remembered one of the questions I was going to ask you Saturday.

I hope she hasn't been waiting all this time for me to ask a silly question about meditation (not undie swapping)...

Atramental · « **Reply #9681 on:** October 03, 2016, 11:01:43 PM »

Ssssssshit...

Again, I'm so used to quick back and forths with friends & coworkers...

And I can't fucking sleep now because I'm on edge. Fuck.

edit: I guess I'll just sit tight and wait for the sun to come up.

edit: I feel like an idiot. I should've slowed my roll and thought shit out. But no... I just had to wing it.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9682 on:** October 03, 2016, 11:20:22 PM »

Jesus Frederick Christ

Atramental · « **Reply #9683 on:** October 03, 2016, 11:25:32 PM »

Welp. It's a about time I got a break from this madness anyways.

In a week or two I'll take 5 days off from work and just get so much shit in order.

eleuin · « **Reply #9684 on:** October 03, 2016, 11:29:16 PM »

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9685 on:** October 03, 2016, 11:43:34 PM »

Tell her she can't have any sugar ... cause she's already too sweet. Then thumb her bum.

Atramental · « **Reply #9686 on:** October 03, 2016, 11:44:26 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #9687 on:** October 04, 2016, 01:20:14 AM »

The only cool time to be a slut is when you're angry, not desperate because then you

You're bringing back really painful memories of when I first wondered what the line was between gentleman and coward but my best advice is that she's more afraid of you than you are of her. And to jerk off to porn stars that look like her so you don't stare at her too long.

Tasty · « **Reply #9688 on:** October 04, 2016, 01:28:32 AM »

Can someone ban Pallo for a week so he calms the fuck down

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9689 on:** October 04, 2016, 01:30:10 AM »

I don't understand why that was so important to bring up in text. Should have asked her that during the next date. Your text should have just been "hey what's up, how's work? Wondering if your like to go out again this weekend?" Get to the point and keep the convo short.

Atramental · « **Reply #9690 on:** October 04, 2016, 07:51:10 AM »

She texted back around 1:15 am...

I think I'll hold off on my "mystery question" and tell her that it would be better to ask in her person because it's a bit metaphysical and complex.

edit: Nah, I'll just go ahead ask her "Oh, I was just curious if you were into mindfulness/meditation. The Indian restaurant and tea house kinda sparked that notion. Also, I wanted to know if you would like me to bring one of my favorite kinds of wine to our picnic (it's not sickening sweet or from Italy)."

Last bit is a joke about the Doctor Who t-shirt guy who gifted her a large bottle of gross wine.

Or Ill just bring mention the wine later and ask her if she is free this coming Saturday.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9691 on:** October 04, 2016, 08:29:23 AM »

Ask the meditation thing in person. Don't ask about the wine. Either just bring it or mention what wine you chose or something (you can still make your joke if you do this).

Keep texts simple IMO. "Hey how was work? blah blah blah"

Edit: And the undies thing is totally something I'd ask, but maybe not until a few more dates.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9692 on:** October 04, 2016, 10:27:05 AM »

Agreed. Ask in person, and bring a wine and make that joke live so you get her reaction.

I don't even understand why you wanted to ask a metaphysical question through texts, given your views over the impersonal nature of texting. Ask that shit in person and see where it goes. Maybe it was a coincidence that she chose those places, maybe not. Either way she'll prob like the fact that you find her interesting enough to ask.

Atramental · « **Reply #9693 on:** October 04, 2016, 10:54:39 AM »

Right... Also, my forum posting habits bleed into my texting.

It's super easy for me to come off as long winded in a text even though the text would seem like a short post on a forum.

Also, I largely write in the same manner I talk and vice versa. A lot of rambling and going down different rabbit holes.

Atramental · « **Reply #9694 on:** October 04, 2016, 01:11:46 PM »

Okay... so she says she does want to get together again but she's going to be leaving for Florida early Thursday and will be there all weekend.

Hmmm...

edit: Okay, not this weekend but next weekend she'll be down.

edit: Wow, all that worry and strife over nothing.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9695 on:** October 04, 2016, 03:09:23 PM »

You sure you want your first time to be with someone who goes on weekend trips to Florida?

Atramental · « **Reply #9696 on:** October 04, 2016, 03:24:39 PM »

She's going to Universal Orlando with her best friend (a girl) for Fall Break.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9697 on:** October 04, 2016, 03:26:09 PM »

The real test (not really) is if she texts you at any point during her weekend trip.

Atramental · « **Reply #9698 on:** October 04, 2016, 03:56:24 PM »

Since I've got date #2 in the bag (apparently) I guess I can chill now and not worry about texting her back until next week?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #9699 on:** October 04, 2016, 04:19:13 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on October 04, 2016, 03:56:24 PM

Since I've got date #2 in the bag (apparently) I guess I can chill now and not worry about texting her back until next week?

oh lord...

text her, call her, etc. you're in the fragile "does he/she care about me" stage of the relationship. Or you could put your effort into busting a nut into some chubby desperate chick. It's one of those special abilities you have called free fucking will.

Atramental · « **Reply #9700 on:** October 04, 2016, 04:27:08 PM »

Okay, I'll text her later. Perhaps tomorrow evening before she leaves for Florida.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9701 on:** October 04, 2016, 05:24:09 PM »

Why not just text her when you feel like you have something to say? That's generally how communication works.

Atramental · « **Reply #9702 on:** October 04, 2016, 05:27:39 PM »

Just don't want to over stay my welcome. That's all.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9703 on:** October 04, 2016, 06:10:35 PM »

You don't need to schedule texts man. She's going on vacation, you don't need to text her anything until she comes back, at which point you ask how was her vacation/how are you/blah blah blah.

See if she'll initiate contact. If not just realize she's having fun on vacation.

Atramental · « **Reply #9704 on:** October 04, 2016, 06:12:46 PM »

I like that better. I'm going to do that instead.

Plus I might be hanging out with friends during this weekend so that'll be my conversation piece.

And really... all I have to talk about myself right now is work and I can't really think of anything to ask her at this moment except what's going on with her at school & work.

El Babua · « **Reply #9705 on:** October 04, 2016, 06:33:25 PM »

Wait, Thursday as in the day Hurricane Matthew makes landfall in FLA?

Atramental · « **Reply #9706 on:** October 04, 2016, 06:44:12 PM »

Hmmmm.

edit: what time is it expected to make landfall?

Maybe they'll stop somewhere in Georgia or Florida's panhandle before they reach Orlando.

chronovore · « **Reply #9707 on:** October 04, 2016, 07:10:05 PM »

Mods, please change thread title:

ATRA'S RELATIONSHIPS: his life turned into a meat knot with any other.

toku · « **Reply #9708 on:** October 04, 2016, 07:12:54 PM »

Yeah we're supposed to get it thurs/fri

Atramental · « **Reply #9709 on:** October 04, 2016, 07:13:06 PM »

Pallando and his quest to deplete his mana.

Atramental · « **Reply #9710 on:** October 04, 2016, 09:10:15 PM »

Well, hopefully from this point on I'll be less of a worry wart and there won't be 10 more pages of you guys talking me off of a cliff.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ah... who am I kidding.

[close]

When the deal gets sealed I definitely owe you all a drink.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9711 on:** October 04, 2016, 11:02:10 PM »

She's hurling herself into the hurricane to avoid the second date.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9712 on:** October 04, 2016, 11:39:35 PM »

Hurricane Matthew Thundercock

Atramental · « **Reply #9713 on:** October 04, 2016, 11:44:24 PM »

Get cucked by a hurricane, brehs.

toku · « **Reply #9714 on:** October 05, 2016, 12:42:57 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on October 04, 2016, 11:44:24 PM

Get cucked by a hurricane, brehs.

Only thing that can stop a wizard is a more powerful one.

Atramental · « **Reply #9715 on:** October 05, 2016, 12:47:23 AM »

Oh... another fun fact I forgot to mention.

This girl is a big LOTR fan. She even has the script from the ring of power tattooed around one of her thighs.

king of the internet · « **Reply #9716 on:** October 05, 2016, 12:53:16 AM »

Something to focus on as a distraction when you're tryn not to nut

chronovore · « **Reply #9717 on:** October 05, 2016, 01:23:37 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on October 05, 2016, 12:47:23 AM

Oh... another fun fact I forgot to mention.

This girl is a big LOTR fan. She even has the script from the ring of power tattooed around one of her thighs.

Just remember, that's not the ring that "in the darkness binds them." It's nearby, though.

Kara · « **Reply #9718 on:** October 05, 2016, 01:34:29 AM »

Creepy Stalker was sent to a ghetto for this kind of thread shitting.

chronovore · « **Reply #9719 on:** October 05, 2016, 03:12:37 AM »

Quote from: Kara on October 05, 2016, 01:34:29 AM

Creepy Stalker was sent to a ghetto for this kind of thread shitting.

Technically it was a virtual ghetto, and he lived in an actual ghetto, so:

News:

Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1255714 times)