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Steve Jobs has died
« on: October 05, 2011, 07:43:58 PM »
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Microsoft has killed another great. First it was Kuturagi and now it's Jobs. RIP
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2011, 07:47:40 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2011, 08:02:22 PM »
holy crap!
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Re: Steve Jobs has died
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2011, 08:09:44 PM »
yeah, i figured he'd been dead for a while

i got an email alert from my local paper about this :wtf
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Re: Steve Jobs has died
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2011, 08:11:26 PM »
RIP
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2011, 08:17:06 PM »
RIP

and here comes the hyperbole

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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2011, 08:20:17 PM »
uh wow

is there a date for when he died? like, not to sound too cynical, but did Apple purposefully withhold this information until the day after its announcements?


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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2011, 08:21:40 PM »
uh wow

is there a date for when he died? like, not to sound too cynical, but did Apple purposefully withhold this information until the day after its announcements?



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Re: Steve Jobs has died
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2011, 08:24:27 PM »
https://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/121736662022766592

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RIP Steve Jobs. Closest thing we had to Tony Stark.

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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2011, 08:26:22 PM »
LIVE BLOG OF A MANS DEATH

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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2011, 08:31:55 PM »
That really is terrible. :(

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« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2011, 08:35:34 PM »
The flags were held at half mass last night at Apple's campus. I thought it funny cause nothing was announced. Couldn't say I wasn't expecting it.

For a man I never knew he definitely touched my life and countless others out there. He'll be missed.

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« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2011, 08:41:31 PM »
https://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/121736662022766592

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RIP Steve Jobs. Closest thing we had to Tony Stark.

lol no

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I'm just gonna not read any tweets/memorials, it'll be good for my e-health
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« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2011, 08:46:50 PM »
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11.31am: Customers at the Apple Store in Sydney have been left stunned by news of Jobs's death.

    "I'm a big Apple fan- everything I have is Apple. It's definitely a sad and somber day for the whole company. But I think Jobsie and his legacy will live on forever. He built such an amazing company. If you mention the word apple people will only think of two things, a computer and the fruit. To be able to generate a business like that is amazing. I think maybe the share price will drop a little bit- but loyal customers will still be there so it wont take long for them to rebound and I think theyll probably go from strength to strength." - Dan Sommer, 33
    "Obviously, as we saw with yesterday's product launch- the products won't be as good," - Michael Christofides, 30

11.24am: Danny Hart, manager of the Apple Store, Sydney, said they were planning to pay their own respects to Steve Jobs.

    "There will be a link on our website so people can send personal messages. Obviously it is a very difficult time for us and that's all I can say."


Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/steve-jobs-dead-apple-confirms-former-ceo-loses-fight-20111006-1lag8.html#ixzz1ZxT5IkWe

Thank god for this breaking news
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Re: Steve Jobs has died
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2011, 08:47:27 PM »
someone i know on twitter just seriously asked if people were headed out to apple stores, smh
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« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2011, 08:47:29 PM »
I don't know whether to feel bad or disgusted by the possibility of a "conspiracy."

RIP Steve.

In other news, his official biography will be delayed again for a couple of months to fit the 200-page final chapter. That author has to be one of the luckiest guys on the planet.
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Re: Steve Jobs has died
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2011, 08:48:16 PM »
Isn't it ironic that Jobs died with this much unemployment?
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« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2011, 08:49:02 PM »
Isn't it ironic that Jobs died with this much unemployment?

So bad :rofl

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« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2011, 08:49:23 PM »
I don't know whether to feel bad or disgusted by the possibility of a "conspiracy."

RIP Steve.

In other news, his official biography will be delayed again for a couple of months to fit the 200-page final chapter. That author has to be one of the luckiest guys on the planet.

Actually he plans on releasing the biography as is, and just re-releasing it every year with 10 new pages of the final chapter
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Re: Steve Jobs has died
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2011, 08:53:57 PM »
Never bought any of his product.
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« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2011, 08:54:05 PM »
someone i know on twitter just seriously asked if people were headed out to apple stores, smh


I'm almost certain people will be lighting candles outside Apple stores before the day is over

I don't know whether to feel bad or disgusted by the possibility of a "conspiracy."

RIP Steve.

In other news, his official biography will be delayed again for a couple of months to fit the 200-page final chapter. That author has to be one of the luckiest guys on the planet.

Noah Wyle will play Steve Jobs a third time in the movie adaptation?


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Re: Steve Jobs has died
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2011, 08:54:25 PM »
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Our parents had JFK, we had Steve Jobs. Edison gave us electricity, Jobs gave us the Jetsons in real life. We lost an icon today. Mourn him.

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Re: Steve Jobs has died
« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2011, 09:01:35 PM »
Ahaha Kevin Smith you stupid idiot.

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Re: Steve Jobs has died
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2011, 09:03:14 PM »
Steve was important n all but msnbc needs to give me a few seconds of other things that happened today
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« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2011, 09:14:05 PM »
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Our parents had JFK, we had Steve Jobs. Edison gave us electricity, Jobs gave us the Jetsons in real life. We lost an icon today. Mourn him.

ffs

if that annoys you, don't read the gaf thread right now (or ever)

I don't think people actually want him to rest in peace.

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« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2011, 09:14:51 PM »
I came home and checked Twitter and saw it was down. Makes sense.
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Re: Steve Jobs has died
« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2011, 09:16:28 PM »
Steve was important n all but msnbc needs to give me a few seconds of other things that happened today

thats what you get for watching network news you fucking sea cucumber

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« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2011, 09:17:30 PM »
I came home and checked Twitter and saw it was down. Makes sense.

home? can't you check twitter on your iphone?

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« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2011, 09:18:08 PM »
civil war america had lincoln, we had jobs
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« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2011, 09:18:53 PM »
I came home and checked Twitter and saw it was down. Makes sense.

home? can't you check twitter on your iphone?


i've never paid for a new apple product
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« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2011, 09:20:11 PM »
Steve was important n all but msnbc needs to give me a few seconds of other things that happened today

thats what you get for watching network news you fucking sea cucumber

How else am I supposed to masturbate to Ed?
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« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2011, 09:20:36 PM »
He's the Shakespeare of our time; a true American hero.

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« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2011, 09:21:41 PM »
ancient greece had its aristotle, we had our jobs
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« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2011, 09:24:38 PM »
i guess i knew the virtual votives for St Steve would be ridiculous but now that it's actually here, i'm gagging. People really have no idea what sheep they are sometimes. I mean, this is all just MARKETING. They love their gadgets more than anything meaningful, and they have been taught by ads and Apple conferences to attach that love to a person called Steve Jobs.

I am obviously not calling the man's achievements into question. But the 'Cult of Apple' has never been more apparent than today.
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« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2011, 09:28:05 PM »
Just like the English revolution freed us from the tyranny of Monarchy, the Jobs revolution freed us of the tyranny of ugly portable devices.

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« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2011, 09:28:14 PM »
I guess this is a foreshadowing of the day Miyamoto passes
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« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2011, 09:29:30 PM »
yeah, I had nothing against Jobs, and death is always upsetting, but yeah, these Apple fans are next level distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

And whats all this John Lennon shit? What did he ever do? Jobs is 10x the man John Lennon was. Jobs gave me OSX, Lennon wrote a lot of horseshit music
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« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2011, 09:30:06 PM »
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« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2011, 09:30:09 PM »
Just fer example, top of Google News right now:

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2394202,00.asp

''Steve Jobs Day' Poised to Become a Memorial'
'Little did a small group of fans know that declaring "Steve Jobs Day" on Oct. 14 would have such a potential impact.
With Apple's announcement of former chief executive Steve Jobs' death at 56, the declaration of Steve Jobs Day - the day that the iPhone 4S goes on sale - has taken on additional poignancy. And the Facebook page dedicated to the event has become one of the first online memorials in the wake of Jobs' passing, besides Twitter, where the "RIP Steve Jobs" hashtag has dominated the online medium.'

I mean, fine, I guess? It's their time, they feel grief, they want to express it with their like-minded peers, doesn't hurt anyone...but my god, this is a CEO we're talking about. This is abnormally misdirected love.
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« Reply #43 on: October 05, 2011, 09:30:54 PM »
I guess this is a foreshadowing of the day Miyamoto passes

god, I hope Miyamoto outlives me so I dont have to deal with that shit  :(
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« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2011, 09:31:31 PM »
STEVE JOBS DAY

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« Reply #45 on: October 05, 2011, 09:32:48 PM »
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FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK APPLE FANS
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« Reply #46 on: October 05, 2011, 09:33:25 PM »
I guess this is a foreshadowing of the day Miyamoto passes

god, I hope Miyamoto outlives me so I dont have to deal with that shit  :(

I know I got depressed just thinking about.

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« Reply #47 on: October 05, 2011, 09:42:33 PM »
There's an iPhone vigil in SF tonight :lol

Good christ people get a grip

A grip on your new Iphone 4S.  This message brought to you by the spirit of Steve Jobs, technological messiah.

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« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2011, 09:43:38 PM »
Posting from a PC fyi

how dare you disrespect Steve Jobs like that. He's a modern day Ghandi
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« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2011, 09:45:47 PM »
There's an iPhone vigil in SF tonight :lol

Good christ people get a grip

genuinely curious. What does this entail? Sitting around like a bunch of hippies waving your iPhone in the air?
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« Reply #50 on: October 05, 2011, 09:47:26 PM »
fucking hipsters ruining the world for everyone
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« Reply #51 on: October 05, 2011, 09:49:55 PM »
Steve Jobs gets an entire memorial DAY and Gunpei Yokoi gets NOTHING?! :maf
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« Reply #53 on: October 05, 2011, 09:54:26 PM »
i wouldn't wish how he died on my worst enemy, and i think no one at that company will ever have the pure instinct he had, but yeah, at the end of it he made shiny gadgets - cry for the guy who dies at 56 while working towards a solution for world hunger or something
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« Reply #54 on: October 05, 2011, 09:55:34 PM »
heaven had its archangel michael, we had our techangel steve
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Re: Steve Jobs has died
« Reply #55 on: October 05, 2011, 09:56:25 PM »
Privileged youth mourn the death of gadget maker

seriously though, comparing him to JFK is beyond the pale
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« Reply #56 on: October 05, 2011, 09:58:39 PM »
Should be #whitewhineday instead
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« Reply #57 on: October 05, 2011, 10:00:25 PM »
Sure JFK may have saved the world from nuclear war, but what would have been the point without my iphone?

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« Reply #58 on: October 05, 2011, 10:01:28 PM »
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Sad about Steve Jobs. On par with Henry Ford, Carnegie and Edison.

This is quite sensible, although Edison is a bridge too far. This is what he was really good at: Business and marketing, with a bit of invention on the side.

People are basically attributing all of 20th/21st century culture to him. Artists, writers, movie-makers all gushing about how Jobs made everything they do possible. Nonsense. It would all have happened without him, with the likely exception of Pixar (which is a huge accomplishment of course). It's not like Photoshop can't run on PC, people. Or that mp3 players would never have become popular without iPods. What, we'd all still be listening to tape Walkmans or Minidisc players?
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« Reply #59 on: October 05, 2011, 10:04:41 PM »
i think he liked jews and black people a little more than those guys, but i need confirmation
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