Author Topic: Uncharted 3 |OT| of circumventing the shah's obstructionism 10/10 awesomewowsome (Read 10899 times)

AdmiralViscen · « **on:** October 26, 2011, 06:08:12 PM »

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Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on October 26, 2011, 03:53:06 PM
I've been working on the OT since September. Don't rush me, it's done when it's done.
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Sho Nuff · « **Reply #1 on:** October 26, 2011, 06:10:12 PM »

Will borrow friend's copy and play through it and be like 'yup that was fun'

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #2 on:** October 26, 2011, 06:17:03 PM »

wait les claypool is in this gmae

bork · « **Reply #3 on:** October 26, 2011, 11:29:26 PM »

Best OT picture ever made.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4 on:** October 26, 2011, 11:33:07 PM »

Got in on the Newegg $48 preorder price with free shipping. Can't wait.

Akala · « **Reply #5 on:** October 26, 2011, 11:35:19 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 26, 2011, 11:34:04 PM

Last game that will ever need to be made. No one will remember anything that came before, and no one will play any game that comes after.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #6 on:** October 26, 2011, 11:39:18 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on October 26, 2011, 06:10:12 PM

Will borrow friend's copy and play through it and be like 'yup that was fun'

this is exactly what I will be doing

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #7 on:** October 27, 2011, 12:45:14 AM »

I consider these games to have the lowest replay value of any of the "big games" but the initial playthrough is k-rad just to see what crazy shit they throw at you. Great rental.

Robo · « **Reply #8 on:** October 27, 2011, 12:53:02 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 26, 2011, 11:34:04 PM

Last game that will ever need to be made. No one will remember anything that came before, and no one will play any game that comes after.

Hopefully there's enough time yet to get this printed on the box cover.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #9 on:** October 27, 2011, 12:56:41 AM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on October 27, 2011, 12:45:14 AM

I consider these games to have the lowest replay value of any of the "big games" but the initial playthrough is k-rad just to see what crazy shit they throw at you. Great rental.

It has supposedly good multi and co-op. So I'll see you and raise with God of War

Crushed · « **Reply #10 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:10:45 AM »

where the hell is

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:18:25 AM »

Wouldn't be surprised if many prestigious top ten film lists feature this title alongside some of the heavyweight works of art like Drive or Super 8. Definitely changed the way I think about this medium we call videogames.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #12 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:31:46 AM »

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/113848-Uncharted-3-Can-Be-Beaten-in-Three-Hours

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:32:27 AM »

That's about right for a movie, wouldn't really want more than that anyway.

Diunx · « **Reply #14 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:41:58 AM »

Can't wait!!!!(to play this on my friend's ps3 in a couple of months when it reaches a price that he considers cheap enough)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:43:40 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on October 27, 2011, 01:31:46 AM

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/113848-Uncharted-3-Can-Be-Beaten-in-Three-Hours

Skyrim can be beaten in 2 hours. Uncharted 3 has 50% more gameplay than Skyrim.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:48:10 AM »

Uncharted 3 will be so great I don't even want to play it in case I spoil my love for it

Robo · « **Reply #17 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:52:30 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on October 27, 2011, 01:31:46 AM

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/113848-Uncharted-3-Can-Be-Beaten-in-Three-Hours

I can finish off a supermodel in a couple minutes. What's your point?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #18 on:** October 27, 2011, 02:32:56 AM »

Morrowind can be beaten in under 10 mins, who cares. Give me my delicious moviegame

Damian79 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 27, 2011, 03:29:14 AM »

Why are we even comparing Skyrim/Morrowind to Uncharted?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #20 on:** October 27, 2011, 04:36:40 AM »

Quote from: Damian79 on October 27, 2011, 03:29:14 AM

Why are we even comparing Skyrim/Morrowind to Uncharted?

cause speedrun game length is meaningless for either

The Sceneman · « **Reply #21 on:** October 27, 2011, 04:59:28 AM »

I'm looking forward to this based solely on how awesome the ice cave shit section in Uncharted 2 was. I had a giant boner for a couple of hours during that part

MCD · « **Reply #22 on:** October 27, 2011, 03:36:10 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #23 on:** October 27, 2011, 04:11:29 PM »

...now I see how the game got an 8/10

I cancelled my pre-order today and will just be borrowing it from the library. take that, gamovie

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** October 27, 2011, 04:12:35 PM »

lol, Gabe couldnt have screwed up Chloe any harder. I would demand a refund

maxy · « **Reply #25 on:** October 27, 2011, 05:28:06 PM »

if anyone wants to watch this movie

live stream

http://www.gameblurb.net/featured/uncharted-3-drakes-deception-single-player-campaign-live-on-gameblurb-on-air/

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #26 on:** October 27, 2011, 08:51:19 PM »

Watching a real matinee C-movie in 3D instead.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #27 on:** October 27, 2011, 09:04:04 PM »

Uncharted is videogames' Citizen Kane! No, videogames' The Godfather! ...would you believe videogames' Sahara?

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #28 on:** October 28, 2011, 05:22:32 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 27, 2011, 08:51:19 PM

Watching a real matinee C-movie in 3D instead.

that new Tintin movie?

I saw it. I think I prefer Indy 4, tbh.

chronovore · « **Reply #29 on:** October 29, 2011, 02:29:14 AM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 27, 2011, 09:04:04 PM

Uncharted is videogames' Citizen Kane! No, videogames' The Godfather! ...would you believe videogames' Sahara?

How was Sahara? Worth a watch, or utter garbage?

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #30 on:** October 29, 2011, 02:04:54 PM »

Sahara is one of the worst films I've seen in my life.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #31 on:** October 30, 2011, 03:53:17 PM »

AV Club drops Real Talk with a C

http://www.avclub.com/articles/uncharted-3-drakes-deception,64220/

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #32 on:** October 30, 2011, 03:57:54 PM »

Be curious to hear feedback when people get it. I really like this series. It's the only reason I've ever considered getting a PS3. Probably won't this late in the generation but debated it.

bork · « **Reply #33 on:** October 30, 2011, 04:05:39 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 30, 2011, 03:53:17 PM

AV Club drops Real Talk with a C

http://www.avclub.com/articles/uncharted-3-drakes-deception,64220/

No mention of any of the multiplayer modes.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #34 on:** October 30, 2011, 04:20:06 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on October 30, 2011, 04:05:39 PM

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 30, 2011, 03:53:17 PM
AV Club drops Real Talk with a C

http://www.avclub.com/articles/uncharted-3-drakes-deception,64220/

No mention of any of the multiplayer modes.

As it should be; with Battlefield and a new Call of Duty, why would any Aspertard play Uncharted MP? Including MP in your Uncharted score is like factoring in the popcorn when you rate Indy 4.

bork · « **Reply #35 on:** October 30, 2011, 04:33:13 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 30, 2011, 04:20:06 PM

Quote from: lyte edge on October 30, 2011, 04:05:39 PM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 30, 2011, 03:53:17 PM
AV Club drops Real Talk with a C

http://www.avclub.com/articles/uncharted-3-drakes-deception,64220/

No mention of any of the multiplayer modes.

As it should be; with Battlefield and a new Call of Duty, why would any Aspertard play Uncharted MP? Including MP in your Uncharted score is like factoring in the popcorn when you rate Indy 4.

That's ridiculous; it's like the reviewer didn't play 50% of the game. He mentions the same control issues he found and nothing more. Uncharted multi is not only different from those FPS games mentioned, but there's co-op as well.

That review focuses on the story far too much and barely touches on the game play. They should stick to movies.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #36 on:** October 30, 2011, 08:31:57 PM »

Reviews of online on day one are useless anyway, you can't judge community and infrastructure so early.

tiesto · « **Reply #37 on:** October 30, 2011, 08:37:36 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 30, 2011, 03:53:17 PM

AV Club drops Real Talk with a C

http://www.avclub.com/articles/uncharted-3-drakes-deception,64220/

Hmm, that same site gave White Knight Chronicles 2 an A-... I think I'll pick that one up instead.

bork · « **Reply #38 on:** October 30, 2011, 08:58:33 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on October 30, 2011, 08:31:57 PM

Reviews of online on day one are useless anyway, you can't judge community and infrastructure so early.

This game's multiplayer versus modes have been available for a month now. Co-op was not, but surely the reviewer could have found someone to play with...versus allows for split-screen online multi. I'd be surprised if Co-op didn't.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #39 on:** October 30, 2011, 09:15:03 PM »

I really am enjoying the butthurt insanity that follows any review of this game that is less than gushing

pilonv1 · « **Reply #40 on:** October 30, 2011, 10:06:40 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on October 30, 2011, 08:58:33 PM

Quote from: pilonv1 on October 30, 2011, 08:31:57 PM
Reviews of online on day one are useless anyway, you can't judge community and infrastructure so early.

This game's multiplayer versus modes have been available for a month now. Co-op was not, but surely the reviewer could have found someone to play with...versus allows for split-screen online multi. I'd be surprised if Co-op didn't.

Thats true, forgot it was made available early. Considering how poorly the first month if it was regarded then it's probably a good thing it wasnt reviewed.

maxy · « **Reply #41 on:** October 31, 2011, 04:26:03 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #42 on:** October 31, 2011, 08:14:30 AM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #43 on:** October 31, 2011, 08:55:13 AM »

It's so hard to say if he speaks the truth or he is acting because it looks so uncomfortable. $:-\$

Third · « **Reply #44 on:** October 31, 2011, 02:41:30 PM »

Just finished this one today. Sorry SonyGODS, but Xenoblade is still my GOTY.

The games is really good though. But I had more fun with U2.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #45 on:** October 31, 2011, 03:36:37 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on October 30, 2011, 04:33:13 PM

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 30, 2011, 04:20:06 PM
Quote from: lyte edge on October 30, 2011, 04:05:39 PM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 30, 2011, 03:53:17 PM
AV Club drops Real Talk with a C

http://www.avclub.com/articles/uncharted-3-drakes-deception,64220/

No mention of any of the multiplayer modes.

As it should be; with Battlefield and a new Call of Duty, why would any Aspertard play Uncharted MP? Including MP in your Uncharted score is like factoring in the popcorn when you rate Indy 4.

That's ridiculous; it's like the reviewer didn't play 50% of the game. He mentions the same control issues he found and nothing more. Uncharted multi is not only different from those FPS games mentioned, but there's co-op as well.

That review focuses on the story far too much and barely touches on the game play. They should stick to movies.

sounds like naughty dog prefers to stick to movies

sfags annihilated AGAIN

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #46 on:** October 31, 2011, 03:50:01 PM »

Lyte edge should just stick to hentai

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #47 on:** October 31, 2011, 03:53:05 PM »

Lyte seems upset - let's all come back Wednesday morning after we've finished the game and discuss this like rational, movie-loving adults.

Third · « **Reply #48 on:** November 01, 2011, 01:34:35 PM »

Urgh, why did I upgrade my Ps3 for this game? The cfw patch just released.

firstworldproblem.jpeg

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #49 on:** November 01, 2011, 03:28:27 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 30, 2011, 08:37:36 PM

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 30, 2011, 03:53:17 PM
AV Club drops Real Talk with a C

http://www.avclub.com/articles/uncharted-3-drakes-deception,64220/

Hmm, that same site gave White Knight Chronicles 2 an A-... I think I'll pick that one up instead.

bork · « **Reply #50 on:** November 01, 2011, 04:08:14 PM »

Looking forward to playing this today!

Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 31, 2011, 03:50:01 PM

Lyte edge should just stick to hentai

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 31, 2011, 03:53:05 PM

Lyte seems upset - let's all come back Wednesday morning after we've finished the game and discuss this like rational, movie-loving adults.

FatalT · « **Reply #51 on:** November 01, 2011, 07:59:50 PM »

I rented this from Blockbuster and it's pretty cool so far. It even had the instruction manual so I was able to use the Online pass. Woo! Anyone wanna play co-op or do some versus?

cool breeze · « **Reply #52 on:** November 02, 2011, 02:04:19 AM »

it's nice that they include some directly comparable environments shared between the three uncharted games (four if you included the Vita one).

Uncharted 1 already looked like plastic butt compared to Uncharted 2. Uncharted 3 isn't as obvious or massive an improvement, except for them shiny eyes getting fixed, and there's some pop in and funky animation with the collision detection that's straight up groping dudes in AssCreed 1, but it still looks pretty crazy and I kinda want to play it in 3D. There're a bunch of parts that scream "meant for 3D."

Game is great so far (Chapter 8 or something). Although the Uncharted-isms are getting tiring. oh boy I'm climbing a pole! gee I wonder if it will break! what a rush. Melee seems a lot more useful now. Areas so far are really dense so you can really be punching dudes without having another jackass shoot you from behind. Shooting feels better too, once you get past the unusually slow camera movement even at maximum speed.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #53 on:** November 02, 2011, 02:31:38 AM »

boy, melee sure is bland and wimpy compared to batman. these first three chapters kinda, uh, suck...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #54 on:** November 02, 2011, 02:35:19 AM »

:'(

cool breeze · « **Reply #55 on:** November 02, 2011, 02:36:50 AM »

Batman AA/AC has like the most satisfying feeling melee combat, so yeah. Ineptitude of Uncharted melee comes out when it's the focus and not just something between shooting people...which is why a giant brawl felt dumb and what.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #56 on:** November 02, 2011, 02:37:00 AM »

also, lotr bore in the north makes a better first impression

uc2 >>>>>>>>>>> uc3

maxy · « **Reply #57 on:** November 02, 2011, 03:38:01 AM »

Tom Chick

http://www.honestgamers.com/reviews/9640.html

4/10

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As a shooter, Uncharted 3 is solid, if not mostly the same as its ever been. I can do without the fisticuff QTEs, which play like a bargain bin version of the fighting from Batman: Arkham City. It's especially silly how you have to keep fighting the same big guy over and over, as if Uncharted 3 needs to keep saying, "Hey, remember how cool this bit was in Raider of the Lost Ark?" Uncharted 3 says that a lot. But the gunplay is good, and it provides a solid foundation for the mostly typical multiplayer support. You get lots of options for leveling up, customizing your characters, and playing various types of cooperative and competitive games. There's even a competitive/cooperative mode in which two teams of two players take turns playing the heroes and playing special thugs amid all the AI thugs.

But as an overall package, Uncharted 3 is mostly filler without gameplay. It's the modern equivalent of those full motion video games folks made back in the 90s when new CD-ROMs afforded all that storage space. So developers shot video footage, grafted it onto various games (usually puzzle collections), and a genre was born. Who cares whether there was an actual game in there? We were watching actual real video featuring celebrities like Mark Hamill, Dennis Hopper, Rob Schneider, and whoever the chick was in that Phantasmagoria game! She was famous, wasn't she? I forget.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** November 02, 2011, 03:40:22 AM »

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #59 on:** November 02, 2011, 06:29:46 AM »

A scene from early in the game. I've been playing for about 45 mins so thought my gamma settings were ok...then this! I'm supposed to be finding some hidden route through the city here, fuck me

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Author Topic: Uncharted 3 |OT| of circumventing the shah's obstructionism 10/10 awesomewowsome (Read 10899 times)