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I dont care what anyone says, Taco Bell is decent mexican food.
« on: December 10, 2011, 03:20:29 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2011, 03:24:16 PM »
You're obviously not Mexican

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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2011, 03:30:27 PM »
Had some taquitos de pollo with a LOT of sour cream while my friend ate a burrito with nachos inside(she wanted the one with square fries but they were out of fries...) All that was missing was a kidnapping for me to feel like I was having lunch in mexico.
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2011, 03:34:11 PM »
:bow beef meximelt :bow2

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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2011, 03:37:58 PM »
Had some taquitos de pollo with a LOT of sour cream while my friend ate a burrito with nachos inside(she wanted the one with square fries but they were out of fries...) All that was missing was a kidnapping for me to feel like I was having lunch in mexico.
Taco Bell still sells fries to brown people? Racism.
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2011, 03:39:07 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2011, 03:41:36 PM »
It isn't even the best faux mexican food :lol

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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2011, 03:44:02 PM »
with hershey's cocoa candy for dessert!
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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2011, 04:28:21 PM »
and afterwards, i'm gonna go home and park my car in my car hole

edit: there really is tons of joy in acting low brow around people who get offended by this kind of thing.  rednecks are on to something.

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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2011, 04:29:38 PM »
I love my low brow roots
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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2011, 05:59:09 PM »
 I've met too many hundreds of people in chicago who move here and suddenly become connoisseurs of fucking everything, so I have to rage against them. 

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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2011, 06:02:33 PM »
Taco Casa > Taco Bell
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2011, 06:09:37 PM »
I love my low brow roots
:bow Food snobs are the worst brand of elitists. An appreciation of fine dining should not mean you can't occasionally eschew that sensibility and enjoy cheap fatty eats
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2011, 07:32:57 PM »
Taco Bell is awesome to go to after a wedding at 2am. We always end up there.
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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2011, 07:47:46 PM »
I love my low brow roots
:bow Food snobs are the worst brand of elitists. An appreciation of fine dining should not mean you can't occasionally eschew that sensibility and enjoy cheap fatty eats

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« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2011, 07:49:19 PM »
Nothing wrong with Taco Bell, especially if you're drunk or baked.

I also have to lol at the food snobbery because people don't go to Taco Bell or McDonald's expecting high end cuisine - they go there because it is decent enough, fast, and cheap.  That and people for whatever reason are supposed to feel like they're supposed to be pissed at these pleb establishments.  Go jack off to some David Sedaris, losers.
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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2011, 07:51:44 PM »
I don't think I'm a food snob but I haven't eaten at taco bell in like three or four years, just by chance.  I remember liking those quesadilla things that came in a paper bag.

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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2011, 09:18:06 PM »
That's three lies:
Taco Bell is decent
Taco Bell is Mexican
Taco Bell is food

Also, apparently they don't serve black pedestrians at the drive-thru.

edit 2: I do like the Fries Supreme--but I also love poutine.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2011, 09:24:35 PM by Flannel Boy »

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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2011, 09:27:16 PM »
i have been eating tacos for the past 3 meals after mixing up a pound of beef yesterday/e-cred.   and beef meximelts are still awesome.

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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2011, 09:29:21 PM »
I've met too many hundreds of people in chicago who move here and suddenly become connoisseurs of fucking everything, so I have to rage against them.

:rofl I know several people who moved to Chicago and instantly became elitist fucks, so this doesn't surprise me. I'd like to think of myself as a connoisseur of elitist assholes who moved to Chicago and now think they're "worldly" and "cultured".

On topic, Del Taco is better in most ways, but they all closed up here recently. We don't have any other Taco Bell alternatives. My husband got food poisoning there last week and told me tonight he may not eat at Taco Bell for years, maybe forever. Where am I going to get my crappy quesadilla now?  :(
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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2011, 09:33:36 PM »
Real Talk: The best Mexican and Tex-Mex food comes from little, local, hole-in-the-wall places that are old and dirty. Never fails.
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« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2011, 09:36:02 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2011, 09:39:36 PM »
I've met too many hundreds of people in chicago who move here and suddenly become connoisseurs of fucking everything, so I have to rage against them.

:rofl I know several people who moved to Chicago and instantly became elitist fucks, so this doesn't surprise me. I'd like to think of myself as a connoisseur of elitist assholes who moved to Chicago and now think they're "worldly" and "cultured".

On topic, Del Taco is better in most ways, but they all closed up here recently. We don't have any other Taco Bell alternatives. My husband got food poisoning there last week and told me tonight he may not eat at Taco Bell for years, maybe forever. Where am I going to get my crappy quesadilla now?  :(



tell them Don Flamenco called them a bunch of transplant fucks! 

There's a "foodie" culture thing going on that is pretty obnoxious, though it does bring in a lot of good restaurants. 

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Real Talk: The best Mexican and Tex-Mex food comes from little, local, hole-in-the-wall places that are old and dirty. Never fails.


true.  i have a place a block away that gives you an upper thigh sized burrito and huge horchata for about $7, which will make you puke if you finish it. 

but sometimes, i just drive and get me some grainy shit beef + cheese + volcano sauce in a dyed tortilla with some baja mountain dew.  if there were a cinnabon next door, i'd get it for dessert
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« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2011, 09:43:36 PM »
The only time I have beef or any meat in my tacos is when I eat out. I prefer home made vegetarian tacos. Beans, tomatoes, sauce, garlic, etc
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« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2011, 11:23:56 PM »
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« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2011, 11:32:12 PM »
For the record, I like Taco Bell, it's perhaps the best fast food we have around here. Can't beat a couple chalupas and a cheesy gordita when you don't have time to cook or go to Olive Garden
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« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2011, 11:37:05 PM »
For the record, I like Taco Bell, it's perhaps the best fast food we have around here. Can't beat a couple chalupas and a cheesy gordita when you don't have time to cook or go to Olive Garden

You can call in advance to pick up an order at Olive Garden, bro.
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« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2011, 11:39:21 PM »
For the record, I like Taco Bell, it's perhaps the best fast food we have around here. Can't beat a couple chalupas and a cheesy gordita when you don't have time to cook or go to Olive Garden

You can call in advance to pick up an order at Olive Garden, bro.

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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2011, 11:48:27 PM »
:bow Olive Garden :bow2
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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2011, 11:51:13 PM »
Ugh.  Taco Bell kills my stomach. 

Plus 1 for taco trucks.

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« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2011, 11:53:05 PM »
Real Talk: The best Mexican and Tex-Mex food comes from little, local, hole-in-the-wall places that are old and dirty. Never fails.

Yeah, the best burritos I've ever had were from a tiny convenience store. The owner's mom made the carnitas, and they sold them out of the back for $3. So. Damned. Good.

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« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2011, 11:57:18 PM »
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but irl, the snobs are the ones calling out appreciation of the low brow.  that's why they're snobs.  only a small percentage of hardcore low browers will actually call someone out for liking something higher quality.  Instead, the low brower is usually attacking the much more vulnerable attitude of the distinguished stuck up fellow.  :tophat

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« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2011, 11:58:55 PM »
Real Talk: The best Mexican and Tex-Mex food comes from little, local, hole-in-the-wall places that are old and dirty. Never fails.

same goes for burgers
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« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2011, 12:03:03 AM »
also i like those chicken bacon ranch flatbread sandwiches from taco bell, sometimes you get one made by someone who doesn't give a fuck and they put double everything in there
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« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2011, 12:08:13 AM »
Luckily I have a taco truck RIGHT BEHIND MY APARTMENT so I have cheap delicious tacos whenever I want.

I think I know which one you're talking about.   :lol

I always wondered about that truck since it ALWAYS has hella people at all hours of the day/night but I never had the guts to stop by.
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« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2011, 12:11:54 AM »
also i like those chicken bacon ranch flatbread sandwiches from taco bell, sometimes you get one made by someone who doesn't give a fuck and they put double everything in there

I've started measuring all my food in chicken flatbread sandwiches. As in "This Chicken Marsala from Olive Garden is pretty good, but at $8.95 is it really as good 9 chicken flatbread sandwiches?"
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« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2011, 12:18:52 AM »
I love rolling into Taco Bell in the middle of the night and ordering up a chicken flatbread and some Baja Blast. :drool
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« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2011, 12:30:24 AM »
also i like those chicken bacon ranch flatbread sandwiches from taco bell, sometimes you get one made by someone who doesn't give a fuck and they put double everything in there

I've started measuring all my food in chicken flatbread sandwiches. As in "This Chicken Marsala from Olive Garden is pretty good, but at $8.95 is it really as good 9 chicken flatbread sandwiches?"

:lol i think it would be entirely possible to eat nine of those things, too
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« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2011, 12:43:04 AM »
Luckily I have a taco truck RIGHT BEHIND MY APARTMENT so I have cheap delicious tacos whenever I want.
I just have a corn field behind mine.  :fbm
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« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2011, 10:08:06 AM »
The only time I have beef or any meat in my tacos is when I eat out. I prefer home made vegetarian tacos. Beans, tomatoes, sauce, garlic, etc

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« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2011, 12:00:27 PM »
I love me some poncho's mexican food

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« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2011, 12:44:31 PM »
I love me some poncho's mexican food

I used to go to Pancho's all the time, but it closed. :(
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« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2011, 01:03:29 PM »
Ours too.  :(

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« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2011, 01:25:38 PM »
Taco trucks are awesome, but Taco Bell serves it's purpose late at night or when you're drunk.
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« Reply #44 on: December 11, 2011, 04:41:04 PM »
^I'd rather get mcdonalds ice cream meat to be honest.

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« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2011, 04:59:29 PM »
Taco Bell is awesome to go to after a wedding at 2am. We always end up there.


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« Reply #46 on: December 12, 2011, 09:36:24 AM »
:bow 5 layer burrito

In fact, I'm going to TB on my lunch today. :drool
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« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2011, 05:09:01 PM »
I love Taco Bell and I always will.

Cheesy Gordita Crunches are AWESOME.
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« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2011, 05:16:07 PM »
I love Taco Bell and I always will.

Cheesy Gordita Crunches are AWESOME.

God damn I love Cheesy Gordita Crunches
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« Reply #49 on: December 13, 2011, 05:44:23 PM »
indeed- food that just SLIDES down; they have a new verde sauce too- which isnt bad but I wish it was spicy
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« Reply #50 on: December 13, 2011, 05:46:17 PM »
Have you guys tried the $5 box thingie? I get it when I don't have enough cash for more expensive stuff; it's pretty good
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« Reply #51 on: December 13, 2011, 05:47:24 PM »
nah my usual taco bell run is like two cheesey gordita crunches, two cheese roll ups, and a drink
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« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2011, 05:50:27 PM »
I'm a chalupa man but the cheesy gorditas are mmmm mmmm mmmmmm.

never heard of the cheese roll up
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« Reply #53 on: December 13, 2011, 05:51:20 PM »
I'm a chalupa man but the cheesy gorditas are mmmm mmmm mmmmmm.

never heard of the cheese roll up

its cheese melted in a tortilla- but whats funny is there is always ONE piece of lettuce that sneaks in there
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« Reply #54 on: December 13, 2011, 06:17:59 PM »
indeed- food that just SLIDES down; they have a new verde sauce too- which isnt bad but I wish it was spicy

fire roasted salsa sauce is good, too
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« Reply #55 on: December 13, 2011, 06:41:23 PM »
I don't usually do meal deals because I don't drink soda very often.

I haven't had pop in a year, so I just ask for water with any fast food I get. It sucks because they'll charge extra and give me a bottled water, but I always want tap water for the fluoride. Then they look incredulous and I look all   ???
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« Reply #56 on: December 13, 2011, 06:56:47 PM »
This thread is making me want Del Taco, but the only one left in the whole SE is in South Carolina.  FML, I just realized I drove past the town it's in twice this past weekend on my way to and from Charlotte. :(
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« Reply #57 on: December 13, 2011, 06:59:57 PM »
had a 7 layer burrito for lunch!  i hate how they always get attitude about what you call the sauce packs. 

"and lemme get some brown and green sauce packs in there too." 
"OH YOU MEAN VERDE AND FIRE-ROASTED SALSA??" 

yes jackass you clearly understood so why not just gimme the fucking sauce?
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« Reply #58 on: December 13, 2011, 07:04:54 PM »
I dunno if i'd call it verde- I mean its green but verde implies its like something

edit: even tho I just did earlier in the thread- clearly programmed by fast food giants
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« Reply #59 on: December 13, 2011, 07:08:01 PM »
No Taco Bells around, but I do have 4 Mexican restaurants around to choose from, all with fucking super huge plates for cheap that taste extremely fucking good.

Whoo!!

Great, I've worked myself up for Mexican and I'm at work. :(
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