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« Reply #120 on: December 17, 2011, 06:43:39 PM »
I dont care what anyone says, Dominos is decent italian food.

What? No Olive Garden?

God-tier italian, but not all of us are rich like you CG to be able to afford a classy place like Olive Garden.
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« Reply #121 on: December 17, 2011, 07:13:09 PM »
I tried the cheese roll up a couple days ago and it was mehhhhh  :-\

but then again, it was only .89 cents
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« Reply #122 on: December 17, 2011, 07:15:03 PM »
nyc pizza is the best pizza
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« Reply #123 on: December 17, 2011, 07:17:53 PM »
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« Reply #124 on: December 17, 2011, 07:22:04 PM »
Nope. NYC.

Next time you go to NYC, take the train to Motorino in BK.
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« Reply #125 on: December 17, 2011, 07:32:53 PM »
I can't show my face in BK, suggest another joint, b
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« Reply #126 on: December 17, 2011, 07:35:58 PM »
Don't tell me you're like white people in that you think the only part of NYC is manhattan  ::)
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« Reply #127 on: December 17, 2011, 07:49:12 PM »
No, I did some slick shit in BK now niccas want me dead
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« Reply #128 on: December 17, 2011, 07:49:48 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #129 on: December 17, 2011, 08:21:37 PM »
chicago pizza sucks

i had to eat some pie i bought with a fucking knife and shit because it was a disgusting mess. if i can't fold it, it's not pizza
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« Reply #130 on: December 17, 2011, 08:55:42 PM »
chicago pizza sucks


nyc pizza is the best pizza

ok now this is some serious bullshit

apparently only real men can handle the beautiful monstrosity that is a chicago pizza
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« Reply #131 on: December 18, 2011, 12:45:05 AM »
Chicago pizza is good but I have to be in the mood to want it

NYC is always god tier
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« Reply #132 on: December 18, 2011, 12:56:52 AM »
I don't care what anyone says, Pizza Hut has decent pizza.
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« Reply #133 on: December 18, 2011, 03:37:07 AM »
Chicago pizza is good but I have to be in the mood to want it

NYC is always god tier

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I was in the mood for chicago pizza the last time i had it because i was talking to a chick at the same time
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« Reply #134 on: December 18, 2011, 08:21:08 AM »
No, I did some slick shit in BK now distinguished black fellows want me dead
:lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #135 on: December 18, 2011, 12:02:23 PM »
No, I did some slick shit in BK now distinguished black fellows want me dead
:lol :lol :lol

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My aunt adopted a kid from New York when I was young; he was 3 years older than me and terrorized me for much of my childhood. When I was 15 we both attended a dinner at my godmother's church. He was sitting at a table with two girls, and my godbrother and I had to sit with them; I heard him telling these two girls that his name was Wallace, and how he was from the streets of NY, Detroit was a cake walk compared to the Bronx, etc. Once I sat down he blurted out "this is Mauricio my cousin, he's from Ann Arbor and thinks he's white." The girls politely chuckled. I got pissed and said "actually you're name is Courtney and you're from Albany NY. Go ahead, show them your school ID, I dare you." Now to this day all I know about Albany is that it's the capitol of NY, but given how everyone at the table except Courtney busted out laughing, I'm assuming it must be the whitest, most cornbread place in NY - and therefore whiter than my suburban abode. He slammed his hands on the table, pointed at me and my godbrother, and said "next time I see you two, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you both." Then he left the church. That was the last time I saw him.

A year later he got arrested for armed robbery in Detroit. He's been in and out of jail since, and currently lives in Brooklyn. I've never been to BK, but yea. So when I come to NY to meet Cajole/Shake/Beezy/etc we're not going there.
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« Reply #136 on: December 18, 2011, 02:27:06 PM »
Dude's probably got his gang watching every road into Brooklyn, hacked into all the security cameras and ATMs. He's just waiting to pay PD back for shaming him in front of some girls at a church dinner all those years ago.
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« Reply #137 on: December 18, 2011, 03:05:39 PM »
PD, if he's over the age of 25, he's probably dead. Just come to BK, man!
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« Reply #138 on: December 18, 2011, 04:45:55 PM »
hahahah awesome
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« Reply #139 on: December 18, 2011, 05:28:03 PM »
No, I did some slick shit in BK now distinguished black fellows want me dead
:lol :lol :lol

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My aunt adopted a kid from New York when I was young; he was 3 years older than me and terrorized me for much of my childhood. When I was 15 we both attended a dinner at my godmother's church. He was sitting at a table with two girls, and my godbrother and I had to sit with them; I heard him telling these two girls that his name was Wallace, and how he was from the streets of NY, Detroit was a cake walk compared to the Bronx, etc. Once I sat down he blurted out "this is Mauricio my cousin, he's from Ann Arbor and thinks he's white." The girls politely chuckled. I got pissed and said "actually you're name is Courtney and you're from Albany NY. Go ahead, show them your school ID, I dare you." Now to this day all I know about Albany is that it's the capitol of NY, but given how everyone at the table except Courtney busted out laughing, I'm assuming it must be the whitest, most cornbread place in NY - and therefore whiter than my suburban abode. He slammed his hands on the table, pointed at me and my godbrother, and said "next time I see you two, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you both." Then he left the church. That was the last time I saw him.

A year later he got arrested for armed robbery in Detroit. He's been in and out of jail since, and currently lives in Brooklyn. I've never been to BK, but yea. So when I come to NY to meet Cajole/Shake/Beezy/etc we're not going there.
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That was well-played, Mauricio.

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« Reply #140 on: December 19, 2011, 03:41:49 AM »
Yea it's not like he's some all knowing entity who has BK on lock, but I'd rather not do anything that increases my likelihood of being anywhere near him.

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« Reply #141 on: December 19, 2011, 03:53:56 AM »
Stop being a pussy. That nicca is probably dead, in jail, or on crack. Even if you did run into him, what do you think he'd do? Stab you exposing his real name? Go to bk, go to motorino, and get a goddamn pizza. How in the hell can you be scared of someone who has done absolutely nothing to you?
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« Reply #142 on: December 19, 2011, 03:57:16 AM »
In high school I kicked this one stupid ass stuntin' nicca in the knee with steel toed boots. Dude said if he sees me anywhere outside the school vicinity he'd let loose. Never saw him. 8) That dude is probably in jail or dead or workin as a trash man. Not to mention he probably wouldn't remember my face. This was almost 10 years ago.
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« Reply #143 on: December 19, 2011, 04:07:59 AM »
In Himuro's mind, black men in their mid to late 20s are crackheads, imprisoned, trash-men, or dead.


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« Reply #144 on: December 19, 2011, 04:12:34 AM »
Once a bully told me he'd kick my ass, and he did--repeatedly. You were wise to leave town.

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« Reply #145 on: December 19, 2011, 04:48:53 AM »
I went to Office Depot today to get some ink cartridges for our printer. I'm out in the turn lane and about to pull into the parking lot when a guy in an Acura blows through a stop sign and does this stupid u-turn move into the lot, cutting me off and leaving me stuck in lane of oncoming traffic. I raise my hands in the air at him in the standard "really, asshole?" expression. I'm annoyed, but it's over. No big deal. The dude that cut me off sat in his car and waited to go into the store until I bought my stuff and started to drive away.

I'm really not threatening at all. :lol
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« Reply #146 on: December 19, 2011, 04:52:50 AM »
I went to Office Depot today to get some ink cartridges for our printer. I'm out in the turn lane and about to pull into the parking lot when a guy in an Acura blows through a stop sign and does this stupid u-turn move into the lot, cutting me off and leaving me stuck in lane of oncoming traffic. I raise my hands in the air at him in the standard "really, asshole?" expression. I'm annoyed, but it's over. No big deal. The dude that cut me off sat in his car and waited to go into the store until I bought my stuff and started to drive away.

I'm really not threatening at all. :lol

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« Reply #147 on: December 19, 2011, 10:11:39 AM »
In keeping with the theme, you should have went up to him and told him if you ever saw him at an Office Depot again you were gonna beat the crap out him.
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« Reply #148 on: December 19, 2011, 10:24:03 AM »
I went to Office Depot today to get some ink cartridges for our printer. I'm out in the turn lane and about to pull into the parking lot when a guy in an Acura blows through a stop sign and does this stupid u-turn move into the lot, cutting me off and leaving me stuck in lane of oncoming traffic. I raise my hands in the air at him in the standard "really, asshole?" expression. I'm annoyed, but it's over. No big deal. The dude that cut me off sat in his car and waited to go into the store until I bought my stuff and started to drive away.

I'm really not threatening at all. :lol
It's 'cos you used psychology on him. Or maybe you look like an axe murderer.

In high school I kicked this one stupid ass stuntin' nicca in the knee with steel toed boots. Dude said if he sees me anywhere outside the school vicinity he'd let loose. Never saw him. 8) That dude is probably in jail or dead or workin as a trash man. Not to mention he probably wouldn't remember my face. This was almost 10 years ago.
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I determined, that if I ever saw the guy alone, I was going to fuck his shit up. I planned to hospitalize him. But he was never alone when I saw him, not once, during the rest of the year.

Recently I caught up with an ex-jr. varsity wrestler on Facebook. We reminisced about what a jerk the captain was, and he informed me that the son of a bitch had been shot and killed.

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« Reply #149 on: December 19, 2011, 02:12:42 PM »
A guy that helped out my family and did everything he could for us after my father ditched us in Tennesee got really desperate when his business went under and is now in prison for robbing a bank.  Life definitely has a way of catching up with people :(

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« Reply #150 on: December 19, 2011, 02:54:23 PM »
wtf?  how is it awful?  It sounds incredible!

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« Reply #151 on: December 19, 2011, 02:55:38 PM »
The steak tastes so meh to me.
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« Reply #152 on: December 19, 2011, 02:55:48 PM »
I had a cheesy potato burrito on Friday night. fucking yum.
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« Reply #153 on: December 19, 2011, 03:05:57 PM »
I love the steak, but maybe that's only because I only ever have it in a chalupa or a quesadilla. 

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« Reply #154 on: December 19, 2011, 03:19:06 PM »
wtf?  how is it awful?  It sounds incredible!

It's way too salty.
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« Reply #155 on: December 19, 2011, 03:42:04 PM »
I love salty food :drool

I'll probably still try it anyways :lol

And hell yeah Spencer.  Steak chalupas are the bomb diggity, dawg.

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« Reply #156 on: December 19, 2011, 03:54:46 PM »
You guys make me PROUD
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« Reply #157 on: December 19, 2011, 04:04:33 PM »
Recently I caught up with an ex-jr. varsity wrestler on Facebook. We reminisced about what a jerk the captain was, and he informed me that the son of a bitch had been shot and killed.

Told you guys.
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« Reply #158 on: December 19, 2011, 04:47:10 PM »
The other day I was pulling into the grocery store's parking lot and this middle aged house frau cut me off.  I slammed on the brakes and gave her the "wtf" look.  Since I look like a grizzled mountain man ax murderer with my awesome beard, she promptly sped off and sideswiped a shopping cart in her desperate attempt to get away from me.
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« Reply #159 on: December 19, 2011, 04:52:08 PM »
Yesterday some ghetto fabulous queen in a blinged out SUV almost changes lanes right into me.  I have to slam on the brakes and jump the curb to avoid getting hit.  She doesn't even do an apologetic wave or anything.  I don't think she even noticed.  So I switched lanes and pulled up to the side of her and she was on her phone.  I honked my horn and got her attention and proceeded to flip the bird while yelling for a good 30 seconds or so.  From the look on her face I think she was telling the person on the phone "oh hold up.  look at this white boy here.  NUH UH!"

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« Reply #160 on: December 21, 2011, 03:30:42 AM »
Women in SUVs have nearly killed me on my motorcycle doing that exact same thing more times than I care to remember. When I speed back up and get along side of them and make angry gestures they always act like I'm a crazy person and it dawns on me they never even knew I was there. I don't let women in SUVs get near me anymore.

I think people in minivans get them to lug their family around, but people in SUVs get them so they don't have to worry about being in an accident. AND THEN THEY DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN. They're certainly not using them for off-road, so it's the only other reason anyone would want a tank.

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« Reply #161 on: December 21, 2011, 11:59:34 PM »
80/20 beef + trader joe's taco mix yummmmm

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« Reply #162 on: December 22, 2011, 02:27:00 AM »
Had some bean burritos the other night, still pissed that I drove past a Del Taco and didn't get their infinitely better shitty fast food burritos a week or so ago.
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« Reply #163 on: December 22, 2011, 02:28:33 AM »
Aw fuck I'm getting some Chicken Nacho Chalupas tomorrow. :hyper
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« Reply #164 on: January 08, 2012, 10:25:29 AM »
I fucking love this place



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« Reply #165 on: January 08, 2012, 05:13:22 PM »
I was eating Taco Bell last week and had quite a revelation. When I was a kid my mom would make tacos all the time. It was our favorite homeschool lunch. She didn't use meat and instead used beans, tasted so good.

ANYWAY despite eating tacos for years as a kid, my question is simple: how come I never decided to put a hard taco in a soft taco? As an adult I'm baffled I never had the curiosity to do that as a kid. We'd always run out of soft tacos and be left with the hard ones, which no one liked because they fell apart so easily.

In hindsight my childhood seems like a failure because I never created the gordita :(
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« Reply #166 on: January 12, 2012, 01:30:17 AM »
Had a crunchwrap on the way home :rock
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« Reply #167 on: January 12, 2012, 09:15:28 AM »
Starting the 26th, you can win a Vita for buying the Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box. :bow2
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« Reply #168 on: January 12, 2012, 10:25:17 AM »
In honor of this threads revival, I'm gonna enjoy some decent mexican food today.
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« Reply #169 on: January 12, 2012, 10:45:16 AM »
Taco Bell doesn't have chicken flatbreads anymore.  :'(
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« Reply #170 on: January 12, 2012, 11:15:10 AM »
I'm officially in love with the Gorditas XXL, especially the chicken potatoes :drool
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« Reply #171 on: January 12, 2012, 02:55:54 PM »
Cheesy Gordita Awesomes are back at Taco Bell, and that is all that matters.
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« Reply #173 on: January 26, 2012, 10:15:16 AM »
omg yes!

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« Reply #174 on: January 26, 2012, 10:42:35 AM »
Just when we thought it couldn't get any better! :bow
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« Reply #175 on: January 26, 2012, 12:13:29 PM »
Noon is too early for toilet explosion. I don't think my stomach could handle Taco Bells awesomeness as early as breakfast.
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« Reply #176 on: January 26, 2012, 01:42:56 PM »
Actually your stomach would probably be rather empty around 10am-12pm, thus you wouldn't have anything to explode out ur butt with. With that in mind, why not just get chalupas and gorditas for breakfast :rock
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« Reply #177 on: January 26, 2012, 04:59:30 PM »
I ate the Green Burrito once and I didn't really like it, and I haven't been back. Maybe I should try something else.
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« Reply #178 on: January 27, 2012, 02:20:04 AM »


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« Reply #179 on: January 27, 2012, 08:55:44 AM »
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