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Joey is backpedaling,it could be that he doesn't know anything/or scared.But apparently he worked on web side of PSN...

Either way,Playstation controller changing rumors are consistent.
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it's gonna have controllers that recharge automatically upon contact with your hand sweat

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This information tallies with what Eurogamer has heard from our own sources. We understand that as of six months ago Sony was testing a controller that had an LCD touch-screen on the front and biometrics functionality on the back. These designs, we were told, have changed almost every month, but are for the controller for the next PlayStation.
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I think you should worry about horde of angry Nintendo fans that are undoubtedly headed to your position.
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Sounds like ass.

I dont want a touchscreen on my normal controller.

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Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,PS4 reveal matter of weeks
« Reply #911 on: January 18, 2013, 12:05:18 PM »
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Sony better not be wasting r&d money on some biometric bullshit and sixaxis crap.

No one gives a shit about the back touchpad on the vita either. Yeah its funny but come ooooon.

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If I had to guess, the lcd screen will be small (sub-3.5 inch) and meant for additional inputs/navigation rather than a full on tablet for streaming like the Wii U.  Well, that's what I'd prefer.  No one would put it past Sony to copy it and use its gaikai connection to make a (technically) better wii u. 

Why are biometric controllers brought up every once in a while? The example companies give (Valve, Cabella, Nintendo, etc.) is always "the game will adapt to your heart rate!" now the 2pro4u players will drop some valium before they play? I don't get it.  Dynamic difficulty is already underutilized in games (God Hand, Sin Episodes, ???) so I don't understand why anyone will pursue it? at the end of the day it'll just meant he controller will lose some grip and battery life from the operation.

I just hope whatever Microsoft is doing, it includes a nice traditional controller that's more or less the 360 pad with better buttons and d-pad, and maybe a small touchpad (like the ouya).

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I'd be fine with some form of LCD screen on either controller. Biometric shit I could care less about.

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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/df-hardware-orbis-unmasked-what-to-expect-from-next-gen-console

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Distilled down to the fundamentals, these are the details we can share about the technological make-up of the next generation PlayStation.
CPU: Eight-core AMD processor running at 1.6GHz
Graphics core: Radeon HD hardware, 18 compute units at 800MHz
Additional hardware: GPU-like Compute module, some resources reserved by the OS
System-on-chip codename: Liverpool
Memory: 4GB GDDR5, 512MB reserved by the OS

Borys will be happy.

Weeeoooo lol

Interesting how it has "only" 512MB reserved for OS.Weeeooo has 1GB and next xbox is rumored to have 3GB(although some rumors say that plan is to end up with 1GB).

Pure core gamers machine?
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #917 on: January 18, 2013, 01:44:01 PM »
Remember when Nintendo unveiled that biometric thing at E3 and everyone laughed at it because it was stupid? Neither do I, but I guess Sony sees some sort of value in the idea.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #918 on: January 18, 2013, 01:51:46 PM »
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #919 on: January 18, 2013, 02:25:57 PM »
So now it's 8 core like Durango?

It's over, MS is finished.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #920 on: January 18, 2013, 02:30:30 PM »
so it's basically a high end gaming laptop which you can't carry around with you?

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« Reply #921 on: January 18, 2013, 02:37:06 PM »
Yeah something like that,GPU little crippled because of production issues.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #922 on: January 18, 2013, 03:46:58 PM »
Well,somebody in the know is saying it's not mobile.But whatever,in the end console parts are designed with power consumption in mind.Small box + hot chips = disaster of epic proportions.

Durango will be the same.
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Interesting how it has "only" 512MB reserved for OS.Weeeooo has 1GB and next xbox is rumored to have 3GB(although some rumors say that plan is to end up with 1GB).

Pure core gamers machine?

It'd be disappointing if sony didn't include the nicer features from the Vita, or even the Xbox 360 features the PS3 never caught up with.  Stuff like custom soundtracks for every game, taking screenshots for every game, web browser running in background, etc.

I could see a native video streaming/twitch-esque service on a console appealing to some.  Something I'd expect more from Microsoft than Sony.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #924 on: January 18, 2013, 04:14:53 PM »
Vita features are bare minimum,I think.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #925 on: January 18, 2013, 04:17:51 PM »
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Durango or orbis?

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« Reply #926 on: January 18, 2013, 04:30:49 PM »
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Durango or orbis?

You are asking what I will probably get or what is better?

1.Durango(I dont wan't to play next Skyrim at 1 fps)
2.Not enough data,waiting to see the games,dev support

Honestly,I think both machines will have plenty of power.Budgets,time and dev efforts will determine everything.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #927 on: January 18, 2013, 04:32:15 PM »
What is better.

We might be disgusting xfags but in the end, both consoles will be bought.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #928 on: January 18, 2013, 05:42:15 PM »
Man Wii U is royally fucked now. I mean not that it wasn't but I almost bought the "PS4/ 720 will not be super powered machines, yall see!" mantra from devastated ninfags.

Now I can put it all to rest... Wii U is the garbagest of the garbage.

if they were super powered machines, the wii U would be slightly less fucked as they'd ride in at PS3 prices and prolong the current generation.

as it is, their modest specs should come with a modest price within $50-100 of what nintendo's ode to 2006 costs, while still providing a clear generational severance.

my feeling is that van cruncheon has been way too bullish for MS to field a 1.3tflop little dick console. he doesn't seem the kind to pin a D+ to the fridge.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #929 on: January 18, 2013, 07:01:09 PM »
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #930 on: January 18, 2013, 07:06:43 PM »
I've bought some colored sponges - 1 color for jizz mopping, the other for padding nthings tears from sad faces

I can almost hear the "bu bu bu specs don't matter" over the screams of anguish at the revealed early titles
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #931 on: January 18, 2013, 07:26:16 PM »
"Shit, we gotta do something with all these Vita shells."
"Why do we have so many? There's like, hundreds of thousands of these things in the warehouses."
"We got a bulk deal."
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #932 on: January 18, 2013, 07:32:17 PM »
"High-five, or whatever it is Japanese people do that's like a high-five!"

They call it a "high-touch"

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Dualshock gone,DF PS4 specs inside
« Reply #933 on: January 18, 2013, 08:11:42 PM »
I've bought some colored sponges - 1 color for jizz mopping, the other for padding nthings tears from sad faces

I can almost hear the "bu bu bu specs don't matter" over the screams of anguish at the revealed early titles

"bobobo it isn't about the specs, it's about the games, man!"
:Looks at Wii U release list, sees tumbleweed roll by:
"It isn't about the quantity of games, it's about the quality and innovation that only Nintendo can provide!"
:Looks at NSMBU:
"Well, it's all about the appeal to people outside of hardcore gamers.  My girlfriend with DD tits who turned down a modeling contract spent all last night playing Nintendoland!"
:Looks at Wii U hardware sales and sub-Gamecube and sub-Wii software sales:
"bobobobobo..."
:Nintard suicides out of shame, clutching his framed photograph of Iwata, with the last words spoken "Why?":

Jesus, I wonder if Nintendo realizes how badly they fucked up with the Wii U.
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« Reply #934 on: January 18, 2013, 08:26:56 PM »
With the architectures being so similar, how are the two consoles going to distinguish themselves from the other? Controller designs? Exclusives? If that DF article is accurate, I can't remember the last time two competing consoles were so similar hardware-wise.

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« Reply #935 on: January 18, 2013, 08:33:54 PM »
So you think the global segmentation of 720 -> US and PS4 -> everywhere else will continue?

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« Reply #936 on: January 18, 2013, 08:34:01 PM »
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« Reply #937 on: January 18, 2013, 08:40:29 PM »
Yes, that was masterful work on MS's part. XBL is where your friends game so of course you're going to jump to the next system of theirs.

I have to imagine the long console generation also helped establish some brand loyalty across a very wide age range as well.

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« Reply #938 on: January 18, 2013, 08:41:00 PM »
the fact we may get an uncharted 4 next gen but no jak 4 this gen is a horrible, horrible sin.

nd has never carried over old franchises into the next gen. they always start over. why keep uncharted going for now?
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« Reply #939 on: January 18, 2013, 08:48:06 PM »
I wonder if increased budgets will produce even less inclination to bring Japanese games over to the west?

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« Reply #940 on: January 18, 2013, 08:58:33 PM »
That's true; I guess I was thinking more in context of the 720 (i.e., less Japanese support for it). Given the similarity of the architectures, though, maybe that's not an issue.

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« Reply #941 on: January 18, 2013, 09:00:01 PM »
If we assume anemic support for the 720 in Japan, are we likely to see a higher proportion of Japanese games being brought over to the PS4 only?

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« Reply #942 on: January 18, 2013, 09:03:54 PM »
smaller companies and japan-focused projects, sure.  stuff like ni no kuni or yakuza or disgaea. 

but most of that stuff is going to end up on 3ds anyway.  720 will still get the important stuff like resi, dmc, metal gear, final fantasy, and so forth.

You don't think increased budgets next generation are going to tilt the 720 even more in favor of western devs? I mean, like an even higher proportion of west:east dev support than already exists on the 360?

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« Reply #943 on: January 18, 2013, 09:09:37 PM »
Does that imply increased reliance on established IPs versus taking chances with new ones?

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« Reply #944 on: January 18, 2013, 09:27:53 PM »
I've bought some colored sponges - 1 color for jizz mopping, the other for padding nthings tears from sad faces

I can almost hear the "bu bu bu specs don't matter" over the screams of anguish at the revealed early titles

"bobobo it isn't about the specs, it's about the games, man!"
:Looks at Wii U release list, sees tumbleweed roll by:
"It isn't about the quantity of games, it's about the quality and innovation that only Nintendo can provide!"
:Looks at NSMBU:
"Well, it's all about the appeal to people outside of hardcore gamers.  My girlfriend with DD tits who turned down a modeling contract spent all last night playing Nintendoland!"
:Looks at Wii U hardware sales and sub-Gamecube and sub-Wii software sales:
"bobobobobo..."
:Nintard suicides out of shame, clutching his framed photograph of Iwata, with the last words spoken "Why?":

Jesus, I wonder if Nintendo realizes how badly they fucked up with the Wii U.

So it is the wii all over again with low sales.

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« Reply #945 on: January 19, 2013, 02:05:53 AM »
Poor Wii U. Lost the fight before it began.

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« Reply #946 on: January 19, 2013, 02:37:57 AM »
Stolen from gaf,fan design

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« Reply #947 on: January 19, 2013, 02:41:52 AM »


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« Reply #948 on: January 19, 2013, 04:49:01 AM »
Seriously how can anyone hate on that? N64 analog stick sucked. Sony added TWO analog sticks and created an industry standard. bububu.

N64 FORCED you to use rumble pack. Dual Shock CAME with rumble installed! bubububu

Sony improved on every single thing they ripped off from Nintendo.
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« Reply #949 on: January 19, 2013, 04:51:19 AM »
I always thought that MS in the gaming arena = sega 2.0


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« Reply #950 on: January 19, 2013, 05:03:21 AM »
Seriously how can anyone hate on that? N64 analog stick sucked. Sony added TWO analog sticks and created an industry standard. bububu.

N64 FORCED you to use rumble pack. Dual Shock CAME with rumble installed! bubububu

Sony improved on every single thing they ripped off from Nintendo.

It's a shame the N64 controller developed such a bad reputation; its optical sensing design is more precise and reliable than the potentiometer-based sticks we use today. The N64 sticks lost precision over time because the stick axes wore each other down. If the N64 sticks had been made of a more durable plastic (or metal) from the start, we might be using the optical design still today.

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« Reply #951 on: January 19, 2013, 05:12:59 AM »
Rumor about Durango in/outgame OS functions

http://www.computerandvideogames.com/386889/microsoft-to-replace-xbox-live-voice-chat-with-skype/

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A person familiar with the matter said Microsoft will be "consolidating all their communications technology" around the Skype platform. This means that Skype will become the default chat service on the next generation Xbox console as well as on PC and tablets, the person said.

He added: "You might jump to the conclusion that we'll see asynchronous voice and video messages in next-gen Xbox Live".
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« Reply #952 on: January 19, 2013, 05:13:52 AM »
As a kid, I had no problem with the N64 controller. in fact, I played N64 more than my PS1 because I was such a sucker for Zelda, Mario and the golden days of Rare. Was really a huge nfag back then.

PS1 was just RPGs for me and some action games here and there like MGS.

And oh, I got the Rumble Pack with the Japanese Star Fox 64 edition.

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« Reply #953 on: January 19, 2013, 05:49:48 AM »
Not sure anymore.

As for Sony,
Maybe because Nintendo put it in and somebody liked* the idea?Nintendo stuff is not exactly pushing sales right now though...

CVG article states "as of 6 months ago"...few months before WiiU launch

*thought it would be new Wii thing
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« Reply #954 on: January 19, 2013, 05:57:59 AM »
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« Reply #955 on: January 19, 2013, 05:59:09 AM »
They better put a bigger battery in it and charge by USB.

Fucking Nintendo.

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« Reply #956 on: January 19, 2013, 06:53:09 AM »
As a kid, I had no problem with the N64 controller. in fact, I played N64 more than my PS1 because I was such a sucker for Zelda, Mario and the golden days of Rare. Was really a huge nfag back then.

PS1 was just RPGs for me and some action games here and there like MGS.

And oh, I got the Rumble Pack with the Japanese Star Fox 64 edition.

Cosigned on everything, I bought a ps1 after already having a saturn and n64 just for FF7.

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« Reply #957 on: January 19, 2013, 06:55:02 AM »
I've read people think PS4 will allow you to play Vita games on that controller.

Hmm... not a bad idea after all. I can deal with it.

What games?

I mean, who would care you can play those 20 odd games that are out on vita.

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« Reply #958 on: January 19, 2013, 08:11:40 AM »
As a kid, I had no problem with the N64 controller. in fact, I played N64 more than my PS1 because I was such a sucker for Zelda, Mario and the golden days of Rare. Was really a huge nfag back then.

PS1 was just RPGs for me and some action games here and there like MGS.

And oh, I got the Rumble Pack with the Japanese Star Fox 64 edition.

You got lucky with the N64 controller! The sticks on mine started to grind into dust about a year after I got them (too much Mario Party  :lol).

When I got an N64 in 2005 (years after getting rid of my original one), I bought a box of 10 spare OEM sticks on eBay for about $20. Real ones, optical sensors and all. I think I could sell each one for $10 nowadays; turns out real ones in good shape are rare! Those cheap knockoffs they have on eBay now are terribly imprecise.

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« Reply #959 on: January 19, 2013, 09:28:17 AM »
I think they can put vita games on psn anyways, just remove some bits and bobs that have to do with vita functionality.