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You have to admit, if Greenlight is Valve's worst feature they're not doing that bad.

Also, Gaben has admitted it was a massive failure and they're trying to fix it.  He said their end goal was to have a bunch of user generated storefronts that utilize a Steam API but Valve time lol.

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Borys please, im not a fanboy at least.

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you were always just faking anyway

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I couldn't give any less of a fuck about next gen. :maf

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I couldn't give any less of a fuck about next gen. :maf

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Shouldn't you be saying "Sony save me"?

PS4 is just a nice piece of hardware,it will do what Sony/developers want.
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Got no internet for reasons I wont disclouse due to poberty shame, and believe it or not xfags I can still play every pirated game I have on my PC! Crazy I know!
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no internet, I can still play every pirated game I have on my PC
That is nothing new.
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Got no internet for reasons I wont disclouse due to poberty shame, and believe it or not xfags I can still play every pirated game I have on my PC! Crazy I know!
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http://www.theverge.com/2013/4/10/4208970/next-xbox-tv-entertainment-plans

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Multiple sources familiar with the company's Xbox plans have revealed to The Verge that Microsoft will introduce a feature that lets its next-generation console take over a TV and set-top box in a similar way to Google TV. We understand that the next Xbox will require an online connection to use the entertainment services, allowing them to be always-on for streaming and access to TV signals.

The functionality will work by taking a cable box signal and passing it through to the Xbox via HDMI, allowing Microsoft's console to overlay a UI and features on top of an existing TV channel or set-top box. We're told that this is a key part of the next-generation Xbox and that it will go a step further than Google's TV implementation thanks to Microsoft's partnerships with content providers. Extended support for various cable services will be rolled out gradually, but the basic functionality will be available at launch.

Coupled with this TV functionality, Microsoft's next-generation Kinect sensor will also play a role in the company's TV focus. The Verge has learned that the next Kinect will detect multiple people simultaneously, including the ability to detect eye movement to pause content when a viewer turns their head away from a TV. Microsoft is said to be using these capabilities as part of its UI and features for its TV plans.
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http://www.vgleaks.com/microsoft-xbox-roadmap-2013/

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Microsoft is working hard in its new strategy for the next years. The company wants to expand its Xbox brand with two new Xbox. One would be next-gen, the other one would be a new redesign for Xbox 360. Take in mind the Wii Mini, MS would like to offer something similar to Nintendo. This cheap model would be focused as a set top box product, although you will be able to load games too, but the games should be load directly from the HDD. This Xbox wouldn’t have disc drive.

We have received new information about the latest Xbox Roadmap. Our source unveils new details for Durango, Xbox mini and the Microsoft strategy; moreover we don’t forget Kinect 2.0.

Microsoft expands its Xbox brand

Getting to the point there are going to be two console as part of the redesigned “Xbox Line” of products. A repackaged and reoriented Xbox 360 unit and the new “Durango” gaming console, both designed to compete with more than Sony in gaming, but against Apple as well.

When the Durango (game machine) launches, it will not support backwards compatibility for 360 games out of the box. Instead, this functionality will come from the other unit that will be networked with the Durango to provide this (not unlike the DVD add-on for the original Xbox).

The purpose of the smaller Xbox unit is to compete with Apple TV, but also provides XBLA and 360 game support which will give it an edge over Apple TV. The rumors of “always online required” comes from the smaller Xbox unit which may not have a disc drive and like Apple TV it would require a network connection and internet to provide any real functionality. It may be possible they will design both consoles to be stackable.

Durango itself will also always be online like any other device (correct with rumors), but it will not be a requirement to play local content and it will not prevent playing used games. Putting in an Xbox 360 disc into Durango will prompt the user to attach the supporting device that is sold separately. By separating the two devices and their functions it will ensure price competitiveness for both pieces of hardware. Microsoft’s delay in announcing these products from April goes more inline with not having a physical set of devices to show (among specification updates), which should be ready by May or June when this information is officially released.

The price goal of the smaller Xbox is $149 or lower and it is likely to not have a disc drive and would require a network connection. Durango will be priced competitively according to PS4′s price.
Kinect 2.0

A different department within Xbox handles Kinect hardware and software. The focus was more on developing and networking both consoles with Kinect more of an after thought at that point, considering dealing with it would be less of an issue even with hardware changes to the main console hardware. Kinect isn’t the primary focus.

The development kits required several pieces of hardware as to combine all “potential” hardware which may or may not be required to work with each other, which also includes the potential for any or all devices to required a network connection, which is where most of the “required” rumors are coming from.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Kotaku:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2902 on: April 10, 2013, 02:11:21 PM »
'Durango' :lol

the name cracks me up

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2903 on: April 10, 2013, 02:40:42 PM »
The 2013 Microsoft Dodge Durango!
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2904 on: April 10, 2013, 02:42:42 PM »
Haha at least it supports BC bitch
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2905 on: April 10, 2013, 02:44:29 PM »
I don't even

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2906 on: April 10, 2013, 02:45:05 PM »
Does this mean the rumored $100-150 360 will combine with the next Xbox as a form of BC? or are the $100-150 360 and this next Xbox add-on two different things? likening it to the IR dongle from the Xbox and not the HD-DVD drive isn't making this less confusing.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2907 on: April 10, 2013, 02:47:27 PM »
Haha at least it supports BC bitch
That is not BC.

But if rumor is true,Oscar winning streak ended.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2908 on: April 10, 2013, 02:49:04 PM »
Huh? Oscar flat out said before next xbox won't have BC.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2909 on: April 10, 2013, 02:52:22 PM »
Huh? Oscar flat out said before next xbox won't have BC.

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Durango itself will also always be online like any other device (correct with rumors), but it will not be a requirement to play local content and it will not prevent playing used games.

I was thinking about whole rumor not just the BC part.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2910 on: April 10, 2013, 03:01:37 PM »
Targeted leak straight to gaf's weak point their irrational hatred of MS.

Sounds nice much better than Sonys plan to stream their back catalogue. And I imagine that MS will be selling a version where the xbox mini comes with the machine

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2911 on: April 10, 2013, 03:10:42 PM »
Haha at least it supports BC bitch

well kinda

I guess sony could add a ps3 to every box and claim BC support as well
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2912 on: April 10, 2013, 03:11:03 PM »
Does this mean the rumored $100-150 360 will combine with the next Xbox as a form of BC? or are the $100-150 360 and this next Xbox add-on two different things? likening it to the IR dongle from the Xbox and not the HD-DVD drive isn't making this less confusing.

Rango=new console(Master)
Stingray(codename)= $99 360(Slave)--very likely that it has more memory/processing power than normal 360

Connect Stingray to Rango,Rango takes control.Stingray works standalone,no hdd though.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2913 on: April 10, 2013, 03:12:44 PM »
Stingray combined with Durango + not always online = me like
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2914 on: April 10, 2013, 03:21:56 PM »
Huh? Oscar flat out said before next xbox won't have BC.

lol the add on will probably cost more than a 360 by that time.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2915 on: April 10, 2013, 03:24:32 PM »
I lost track of all these rumors :heh
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2916 on: April 10, 2013, 03:28:39 PM »
Huh? Oscar flat out said before next xbox won't have BC.

lol the add on will probably cost more than a 360 by that time.
add on is the new $99 360
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2917 on: April 10, 2013, 03:35:03 PM »
Huh? Oscar flat out said before next xbox won't have BC.

lol the add on will probably cost more than a 360 by that time.
add on is the new $99 360

whats the current price for a barebones 360?
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2918 on: April 10, 2013, 03:36:22 PM »
Which publishers will be ballsy enough to implement DRM schemes in their games?

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2919 on: April 10, 2013, 03:36:51 PM »
Huh? Oscar flat out said before next xbox won't have BC.

lol the add on will probably cost more than a 360 by that time.
add on is the new $99 360


whats the current price for a barebones 360?
$199
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2920 on: April 10, 2013, 03:37:29 PM »
Why would anyone want 360 BC anyway to play forza? the exclusive suck and the third party games are on PC spend the money on a 2010 videocard and you are set.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2921 on: April 10, 2013, 03:42:06 PM »
$99 isn't a bad price for a backward compatible side thing depending on what else it can do.

Worse things you can't waste your money on.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2922 on: April 10, 2013, 03:42:42 PM »
Does this mean the rumored $100-150 360 will combine with the next Xbox as a form of BC? or are the $100-150 360 and this next Xbox add-on two different things? likening it to the IR dongle from the Xbox and not the HD-DVD drive isn't making this less confusing.

Rango=new console(Master)
Stingray(codename)= $99 360(Slave)

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2923 on: April 10, 2013, 03:49:28 PM »
Does this mean the rumored $100-150 360 will combine with the next Xbox as a form of BC? or are the $100-150 360 and this next Xbox add-on two different things? likening it to the IR dongle from the Xbox and not the HD-DVD drive isn't making this less confusing.

Rango=new console(Master)
Stingray(codename)= $99 360(Slave)

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2924 on: April 10, 2013, 03:55:36 PM »
I'll take one Rango + 360 combo please...hold the rango

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2925 on: April 10, 2013, 04:07:46 PM »
Why would anyone want 360 BC anyway to play forza? the exclusive suck and the third party games are on PC spend the money on a 2010 videocard and you are set.
Because you have tons of games already on the 360? Maybe you don't want to rebut them or just don't like playing on the PC? Or maybe you think the exclusives don't suck? Seems like pretty simple reasons to me.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2926 on: April 10, 2013, 04:11:03 PM »
well, of course everyone is going to be able to sell their games*, i never bought the rumors that either of the two would block it out entirely**

i mean, why wouldn't they let you do that, for them it's gonna be almost like getting an extra sale without having to actually produce another physical product

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates/loves BC
« Reply #2927 on: April 10, 2013, 04:16:11 PM »
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Durango itself will also always be online like any other device (correct with rumors), but it will not be a requirement to play local content and it will not prevent playing used games.
i.e. not always online. what a terrible sentence.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates/loves BC
« Reply #2928 on: April 10, 2013, 04:20:22 PM »
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Durango itself will also always be online like any other device (correct with rumors), but it will not be a requirement to play local content and it will not prevent playing used games.
i.e. not always online. what a terrible sentence.

I trust Kotaku's sources who cited specific examples from the devkit over VGLeaks; which reads like a MS fanboy on GAF spazzing out and trying to damage control.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates/loves BC
« Reply #2929 on: April 10, 2013, 04:22:25 PM »
This is a pretty sneaky way to put in BC.I think most of the people will be fine with this if the price is low enough.

The big question is,can you use "normal" 360?
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates/loves BC
« Reply #2930 on: April 10, 2013, 04:29:47 PM »
I wonder if they'll let you use your normal 360 not hooked up to the Durango for BC?

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates/loves BC
« Reply #2931 on: April 10, 2013, 04:39:53 PM »
The BC stuff is very important to me. As I said before its my most important issue. I'd like to hear more details on that.

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« Reply #2932 on: April 10, 2013, 04:43:45 PM »
I wonder if they'll let you use your normal 360 not hooked up to the Durango for BC?

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wow hold up, I'm I realizing this correctly? MS is gonna release a cheap 360 but it has to connect with the Durango to let the Durango play 360 games?  :mindblown
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates/loves BC
« Reply #2933 on: April 10, 2013, 04:48:42 PM »
I wonder if they'll let you use your normal 360 not hooked up to the Durango for BC?

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wow hold up, I'm I realizing this correctly? MS is gonna release a cheap 360 but it has to connect with the Durango to let the Durango play 360 games?  :mindblown

Yeah I just read the article. That is pretty dumb if true if that's the only way to do it. I might as well just keep my 360 in the same area which is not what I want to do.

I would pay extra for one model that just had Backward compatibility all in one unit. I don't want two devices.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates BC
« Reply #2934 on: April 10, 2013, 04:49:24 PM »
Why would anyone want 360 BC anyway to play forza? the exclusive suck and the third party games are on PC spend the money on a 2010 videocard and you are set.


i would want one for the better fighting game ports, but that doesn't require a rango. 

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates/loves BC
« Reply #2935 on: April 10, 2013, 04:49:57 PM »
I'm still fairly certain EA and Activision will put some form of DRM in their console games. An activation check at least.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates/loves BC
« Reply #2936 on: April 10, 2013, 04:56:04 PM »
I wonder if they'll let you use your normal 360 not hooked up to the Durango for BC?

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wow hold up, I'm I realizing this correctly? MS is gonna release a cheap 360 but it has to connect with the Durango to let it play 360 games?  :mindblown
Cheap,no disc drive,possibly even without hdd(just some flash like WiiU)...very small,can be controlled by Rango.Plays every digital 360 game standalone or every 360 game combined with Rango.

:mindblown
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates/loves BC
« Reply #2937 on: April 10, 2013, 05:00:55 PM »
I wonder if they'll let you use your normal 360 not hooked up to the Durango for BC?

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I assume that once you've transferred your XBL account from 360 to Durango, your 360 becomes a useless brick. Seems reasonable.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates/loves BC
« Reply #2938 on: April 10, 2013, 05:01:39 PM »
I wonder if they'll let you use your normal 360 not hooked up to the Durango for BC?

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wow hold up, I'm I realizing this correctly? MS is gonna release a cheap 360 but it has to connect with the Durango to let it play 360 games?  :mindblown
Cheap,no disc drive,possibly even without hdd(just some flash like WiiU)...very small,can be controlled by Rango.Plays every digital 360 game standalone or every 360 game combined with Rango.

:mindblown

Not sure if you think this is positive or not :mindblown

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;VGleaks:Rango hates/loves BC
« Reply #2939 on: April 10, 2013, 05:02:31 PM »
Yeah I just read the article. That is pretty dumb if true if that's the only way to do it. I might as well just keep my 360 in the same area which is not what I want to do.

I would pay extra for one model that just had Backward compatibility all in one unit. I don't want two devices.

The benefit could/seems to be one hdmi cable, one power brick, one controller, etc. which isn't that bad of a compromise.

BC on next gen consoles sounds like a mess.  Even the Wii U that's the most straight forward requires additional hardware.