Official *Consoles Are For Losers* thread

[Joe Molotov]

The SexBox future Fox News promised is finally a reality! 

[Don Flamenco]

PSPornable
Vitagina
3DSex
PS4nication

[Human Snorenado]

Durango  (it just works)

[Joe Molotov]

WiinUs

[pilonv1]

Someone quote everything Prole said in this thread so we can leper him

[cool breeze]

Supposedly the Xbox One has 5GB of ram available for games (3GB for the OS).  Can't remember what was rumored for the PS3 (I think 2 for the OS?).  One of them is lowering the bar.

[Don Flamenco]

Supposedly the Xbox One has 5GB of ram available for games (3GB for the OS).  Can't remember what was rumored for the PS3 (I think 2 for the OS?).  One of them is lowering the bar.

I knew that shit would eat up tons of ram.  There might be a pretty huge gap in graphics between the two. 

but hey, now you can stop yourself in the middle of a game to check out your fantasy football stats with facebook open in IE in the bottom left corner and sugarDVD in the upper right. 

[Rufus]

Now I'm really looking forward to the next Cruncheons.

[mjemirzian]

I'm not big into graphics but the forza trailer (assuming it's realtime) looked about as good as any of the PS4 trailers.

Graphics aren't the issue, it's the internet and activation crap.

[chronovore]

wait, no thread title update for sugardvd streaming?! 

i guess nsfw (no nudity):
http://sugarsweettalk.com/2012/11/14/sugardvd-unveils-unlimited-porn-app-for-xbox-360/

This is already available for PS3? It's a great idea, but I'm stunned that MS and Sony are willing to deal with the potential PR troubles.

lol:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1357976&postcount=397


this is who the mtv thing was targeted at:
(Image removed from quote.)

I've been out of the USA for a bit; is that Honey Boo-Boo?

[Cerveza mas fina]

If only chrono

[pilonv1]

Time for Lager to get murdered

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=654903

   No Live streaming for Xbone, architectural reasons (not fully complete).

    Latest SDK version (from couple of weeks ago) dropped performance by 15-20% across the board, dont get mad, happens all the time in console dev cycle and eventually will be fixed. No chance of early October release for the Xbone.

    Certainly not for all 21 countries, localization excuse is complete BS. (look at the list of countries that got delayed and their local languages)

    Late October launch for PS4. PS4 SDK is read and is basically master2 final (released today).

    FYI, though people are mad about Bayoneta going sequel, you'll be somewhat unhappy about what MS is moneyhatting with Platinim(?), other japanese devs in play but Kamaiya town (?) is only 1 I'm solid on. Game not for Europe.

    Big park nuked game, it was a bomba, dead now. A whole studio focussed on TV services only. All the best talent went to Bigtusk or left MS entirely. Rare still kinect focussed, no matter what else you've head.

    New indide publishing policy not set yet for Xbone, post launch.
 
  September surpise is early. Apologise in advance, everything I saw over last 24 months was that there is no chance of a kinect-less SKU. Solid concrete decision.
   
 Whisper of Kinect optional SKU early next year (March/April), enough smoke now that I dont want to wait until September.


:xbone

[MCD]

All just common sense, really.

Kagari is trying her hardest to calm down her sugoi people about MS moneyhatting Japanese devs.

[Cerveza mas fina]

CBOAT oh shit xbone 

[Himu]

Lmao

[Human Snorenado]

consoles

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The Xbone reeks of a large corporate bureaucracy making decisions as opposed to a group who knows what the fuck they're talking about.

Having worked at one, it has all of the tell tale signs.  Which means it is going to end up a fucking disaster but in spite of all of this, if you still want to get an Xbox One, you are at fault.  No excuses.

[Huff]

Platinum games getting desperate for work. I wonder if they last longer than Altus

[Phoenix Dark]

Platinum already anticipating the imminent bomba of Bayo 2

[Human Snorenado]

Pretty much everyone should be desperate, because the way things have been running is rapidly entering the endgame. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Bayo 3 on Xbone could sell worse then Bayo 2 on Wii U.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Pretty much everyone should be desperate, because the way things have been running is rapidly entering the endgame.

The death of the game journalism industry is going to be particularly sweet.

The death of Kotaku

[Phoenix Dark]

I wouldn't wish dead on them, their editor is 

[brob]

Platinum Games' Wonderful 180

[Cerveza mas fina]

Pretty much everyone should be desperate, because the way things have been running is rapidly entering the endgame.

The death of the game journalism industry is going to be particularly sweet.

The death of Kotaku

Death of commercial games "journalism" will be great.

I don't read it anyway actually.

[MCD]

Anyone going mad about companies moneyhatting should stfu.

Big ass corporations are paying up for your fav developers to get back to console games meanwhile you are getting mad it isn't on my platform of choice.

No wonder they all left for mobile. at least WP fans don't get salty. Unless it's Instagram or youtube...

[Huff]

I don't give a shit what platinum does. But making a Xbox exclusive Japanese only game seems like a move of desperation

[MCD]

That's pretty much the console industry for you.

[Huff]

So stop acting like a loose butthole

[Tasty]

Platinum Games' Wonderful 180

Platinum will go wherever they're paid to at this point. As long as they're actually surviving I don't know why anybody would be upset with what they do.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Xbone isnt even coming out in Japan why have japan exclusives?

[MCD]

So you can play it? Stop thinking about Japan and enjoy your games.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I dont want to play bayonetta, not into that type of game.

Android fans are on par with other fanboys, they suffer from the same persecution syndrome that nintendo fans have. WHY isnt this game on Android??? Id buy it*




*pirate it

[Himu]

Despite the turn around, I STILL think we should treat ANYONE who buys an Xbox One on this site as a dunce worse than someone who bought a Wii U.

[MCD]

aww, mcd thinks iOS peeps don't get their knickers in a twist about android exclusives and vice versa, how cute

go read kairosoft's Facebook page comments for a larf sometime

gamers are horrible no matter what form they take.

nah, I know mobile fans get salty. I'm using windows phone, I know that feel well.

[MCD]

Yeah. Even MS was disappointed:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76593287&postcount=53
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76594191&postcount=57

Their PR is all over the place lol.

And they need to make it more Japanese friendly and less TV stuff unless they can do something there.

[Eel O'Brian]

Oscar check your PMs

[Eel O'Brian]

Also, on-topic, the more I read about XBox1 One the more I get the sense that there's one or two higher-ups that maybe actually give a shit about games, but exist in a perpetual state of exasperation with the decision-makers

[cool breeze]

the more I read about it, the more I get the sense that microsoft is rushing to directly compete with sony.  maybe that's the right move.  maybe it should've waited a couple months and let sony grab the early lead.

I don't know.  Both consoles are the same.  It's weird that the two same consoles are launching a few weeks apart without a standout game between them.

[MCD]

http://www.reddit.com/r/xboxone/comments/1kmc8g/latest_cboat_dump_take_from_it_what_you_will/cbqhab1

[mjemirzian]

This is more entertaining than anything you'll be able to play on launch day.

[MCD]

He leaked a whole article two days ago about Xbox One and region scenarios.


He either doesn't care about his job or he loves the attention. Or maybe both fuck if I know.

[pilonv1]

Maybe CBOAT is Dolphins1925

spoiler (click to show/hide)

only rassling geeks will understand

[close]

[MCD]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76421147&postcount=6670

OK guys, let's get this guy fired!

[Rahxephon91]

I don't get why MS would even bother funding Japanese games like they did in the begining with the 360. Japan is a lost market, it's not like these Japanese developed games are going to sell that great or boost the system alone, and that  money could be better spent on securing more and more CoD maps that may actually impact things.

I guess it will help send a message of having a well rounded library that MS will eventually drop as the gen goes on. It is nice to see developers I like get some money and J-fegs complain though. Besides, they already got the Japanese developers anyway, not like Capcom is going to make RE7 PS4 exclusive.

Despite the turn around, I STILL think we should treat ANYONE who buys an Xbox One on this site as a dunce worse than someone who bought a Wii U.

It's already got better games than the WiiU will ever have, so nope.

[Himu]

Agreed Oscar. That's a good medium.

[Trent Dole]

Maybe CBOAT is Dolphins1925

spoiler (click to show/hide)

only rassling geeks will understand

[close]

How does Vince have xbone info access?

[Joe Molotov]

CBOAT is Synbios, the flippers keep him from typing good.

[chronovore]

It's interesting to think of the whistleblowers as actually saving MS' ass in the long run. I don't think it's possible for them to see it that way.

[maxy]

MS "funding" Japanese devs---what a shock!

[Rufus]

It is surprising, as there's no point. It isn't going to save the batsu-ichi in Japan.

[maxy]

Console era is done,nothing can save them anymore.But diversity is good,it helped 360 a lot in the West.

[archnemesis]

According to the rumor on NeoGAF this is going to be a Japanese exclusive. Good thing they removed the region lock. Most people probably weren't playing Vanquish for the story.

[thisismyusername]

Android fans are on par with other fanboys, they suffer from the same persecution syndrome that nintendo fans have.

:Andrex

[Shaka Khan]

Endoscopic photo of maxy's vagina courtesy of his concerned gynecologist.

[thisismyusername]

Despite the turn around, I STILL think we should treat ANYONE who buys an Xbox One on this site as a dunce worse than someone who bought a Wii U.

I can get behind this. 

Endoscopic photo of maxy's vagina courtesy of his concerned gynecologist.

 

[Human Snorenado]

When do we have an intervention for demi?

[maxy]

I see some people still believe in consoles.Next year will be fun.

$60+ games + online paywall versus cheap games+no paywall+tons of cheap hardware that gets more and more powerful + + +

[magus]

console's have always been for japanese game,i mean the whole stick of the original playstation was like "it plays tekken! and metal gear solid! and FFVII!" now that the japanese developer are divided between running around like headless chicken and making everything a mobage game there is no reason to buy a console anymore