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SantaC

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wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« on: January 19, 2012, 03:54:48 PM »
  :yuck

N64 called and want its missing game back. The controls looks floaty and terrible, and I see no resemblance of the old Kid Icarus games. Basically it looks like Starfox Assault with  crappy combat.

Those of you that haven't played Kid Icarus of Myths and Monsters on the original gameboy should do so over this pile of dung.  :poop

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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2012, 03:58:10 PM »
Wow, that doesn't look nearly as good as the early trailers.
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2012, 04:02:57 PM »
I never liked this game for some reason.

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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2012, 04:07:45 PM »
And those voiced cutscenes  :yuck

Problem 1: Nintendo is the only major publisher remaining who refuses to use union voice actors
Problem 2: Their cutscenes are so bad it wouldn't matter

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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2012, 04:19:16 PM »
And those voiced cutscenes  :yuck

Problem 1: Nintendo is the only major publisher remaining who refuses to use union voice actors
Problem 2: Their cutscenes are so bad it wouldn't matter

I thought Nintendo had/has good localizations?  That's what everyone keeps telling me with their 8-4 outsourcing and usage of Treehouse for in-house localization

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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2012, 04:23:10 PM »
/watches video

//looks at OP   ???

ohhhhh
Angry SantaC thread. 


Game looks pretty hot in that video besides the ugly 3d graphics, but c'mon its 3DS, of course the graphics will suck.  The gameplay looks fast and exciting.  Cool boss fights.  Sakurai is a really good game designer, so I'll trust him on this being kick-ass.

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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2012, 04:31:54 PM »
/watches video

//looks at OP   ???

ohhhhh
Angry SantaC thread. 


Game looks pretty hot in that video besides the ugly 3d graphics, but c'mon its 3DS, of course the graphics will suck.  The gameplay looks fast and exciting.  Cool boss fights.  Sakurai is a really good game designer, so I'll trust him on this being kick-ass.

Sakurai made ssbb, didnt he? That game was so disappointing.

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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2012, 04:54:18 PM »
SantaC, do you derive any sort of enjoyment from video games at all?
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2012, 05:03:59 PM »
I think it looks fun.
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2012, 05:04:50 PM »
This game looks fun as all fuck. Rail shooters rebirth, mother fucker.
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2012, 05:06:31 PM »
Looks like shit, won't break 50k, 3DS continues to be an embarrassment.
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2012, 05:11:59 PM »
Spoiler: My iPhone has over 3 dozen shooters that look better and play better for under $1.00.
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2012, 05:16:38 PM »
Are they rail shooters?
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2012, 05:19:00 PM »
Spoiler: My iPhone has over 3 dozen shooters that look better and play better for under $1.00.

bullshit, I'm being trolled hard
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2012, 05:24:17 PM »
yeah, I think it looks fun.  Sin and Punishment 2 was incredible, but partly because of how well the controls worked.  That's actually what worries me about this game; it has the same metroid prime hunters stylus aiming that was awkward and uncomfortable.

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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2012, 05:28:46 PM »
All of you Nintendo fans amuse me- you'll bitch about it, then buy it because you can't help yourselves, then tell us the fun really starts about 40 hours in.
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« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2012, 05:34:53 PM »
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2012, 05:54:32 PM »
All of you Nintendo fans amuse me- you'll bitch about it, then buy it because you can't help yourselves, then tell us the fun really starts about 40 hours in.

I'm not bitching!
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2012, 08:45:21 PM »
holy shit, that looks serious catbutt fuggo. if you told me that was an n64 game, i'da believed
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2012, 08:47:10 PM »
Spoiler: My iPhone has over 3 dozen shooters that look better and play better for under $1.00.

bullshit, I'm being trolled hard

yes, stay in your basement with your N64 and 12" CRT. Technology has not advanced at all.
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2012, 08:49:20 PM »
if you only own a wii and a 3ds, it actually hasn't
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« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2012, 08:49:56 PM »
which is what I was implying  :-*
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« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2012, 08:58:06 PM »
watching 360/ps3/pc game videos must be like watching the jetsons if you only own a wii or 3ds

some far-away crazy cartoon future where everyone has robot maids and flying cars and talking dogs

it can't really exist, and wouldn't matter if it did, because what you have should be enough for anyone

until later this year when all of a sudden it mattered all along
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2012, 09:29:01 PM »
Spoiler: My iPhone has over 3 dozen shooters that look better and play better for under $1.00.

bullshit, I'm being trolled hard

yes, stay in your basement with your N64 and 12" CRT. Technology has not advanced at all.

Trick i own an iPhone 4.  I haven't seen an onrail shooter that looks that good.
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2012, 09:29:05 PM »
the good ol' bait n switch

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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2012, 10:12:32 PM »
Spoiler: My iPhone has over 3 dozen shooters that look better and play better for under $1.00.

bullshit, I'm being trolled hard

yes, stay in your basement with your N64 and 12" CRT. Technology has not advanced at all.

Trick i own an iPhone 4.  I haven't seen an onrail shooter that looks that good.

Meanwhile, in 2011...

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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2012, 10:16:19 PM »
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just proof that the only thing sadder than a nintendo fan is a sega fan
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2012, 10:23:28 PM »
I have to get around to finishing Dead Space iphone (or playing more than half an hour).  I thought the controls were pretty good for that style of game, probably because of the slow pace and corridors, and a lot of smartly designed context sensitive actions.  I tried some of those gameloft demos and all of them control like junk.

and on my 4S, Dead Space runs smooth and looks sharp.  I like that iOS software scales with each new device.  Which will probably suck once they upgrade to a more powerful device and the 4S gets the new games running poorly.

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« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2012, 10:25:55 PM »
new game looks like garbage

guess that makes it a faithful sequel

::)

NES game wasn't awesome or anything but it was a solid platformer with some neat ideas and otherwise great atmosphere.

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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2012, 10:26:11 PM »
Spoiler: My iPhone has over 3 dozen shooters that look better and play better for under $1.00.

bullshit, I'm being trolled hard

yes, stay in your basement with your N64 and 12" CRT. Technology has not advanced at all.

Trick i own an iPhone 4.  I haven't seen an onrail shooter that looks that good.

Meanwhile, in 2011...



You're not proving anything.  I'm saying Kid Icarus looks like fun, I'm not commenting on graphics.
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2012, 10:42:40 PM »
ffs brandnew you have AT LEAST three iphones,  the fuck do you care about handheld consolewarz?

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« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2012, 10:59:35 PM »
ah yes, for as we all know only nintendo can produce games that are "fun"
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2012, 11:05:37 PM »
You Nintards have been bitching about getting a new Kid Icarus since 1996 with the N64.  Now you losers got it.

The truth is that these games are rarely as good as you remember them and some concepts that worked in 2D are unworkable in 3D.  I don't want to hear your crybaby bullshit in the future when stuff like a Mother 4 gets passed over.
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2012, 11:07:10 PM »
I don't know why people keep saying this looks like a game for the N64 when it clearly looks like one for the Saturn.

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« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2012, 11:18:18 PM »
I don't know why people keep saying this looks like a game for the N64 when it clearly looks like one for the Saturn.

It always reminded me of Gungage for the PS1 for some reason


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« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2012, 11:30:49 PM »
::)

NES game wasn't awesome or anything but it was a solid platformer with some neat ideas and otherwise great atmosphere.

hahahah it's so weird to have someone who wasn't even born when i played this the first time telling me this

anyway, even at the time the game came out, it felt janky.  its "neat ideas" were largely lifted from other nintendo efforts, notably metroid which did everything better than this, and the atmosphere was terrible.  ooh, columns and black backgrounds, oh my, this is really giving me a sense of place.  back then, it was sub-par for nintendo, and time hasn't done it any favours.

i'll give it exactly one thing, and only one thing: it had good music.

I liked that it was vertical oriented, and its atmosphere was as good as any NES game I've seen. I never felt like its controls were janky either. The big thing I can complain about though is that it's really short on content. I think basically just four stages (well eight if the dungeons count.)

Need to play the GB game, I'm hopeful it gets released for 3DS VC.

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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2012, 11:49:00 PM »
metroid 1 isn't rough. it has character!

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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2012, 11:51:24 PM »
try falling into that giant inescapable pit and then tell me metroid 1 isnt rough

still an amazing game back in the day tho
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« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2012, 11:56:18 PM »


I honestly remember Pit this way more than the NES and GB games.

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« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2012, 11:59:11 PM »
I'd imagine an SNES Kid Icarus would be Demon's Crest.  I don't know why I think that.

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« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2012, 12:46:53 AM »
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just proof that the only thing sadder than a nintendo fan is a sega fan

I say this as an arcade fan.

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« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2012, 12:48:21 AM »
I should pop Panzer Dragoon Orta in my xbox. I haven't played it in a good number of years.
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« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2012, 01:19:19 AM »
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just proof that the only thing sadder than a nintendo fan is a sega fan

I say this as an arcade fan.

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"Arcade fans" don't run massive damage control for Shenmue and refuse to back up an inch.  Sorry bitch, your slip is showing and it's Sonic pattern.
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2012, 01:19:49 AM »
ffs brandnew you have AT LEAST three iphones,  the fuck do you care about handheld consolewarz?

I don't care at all haha.  When a fun-looking game comes around, I want to play it.  Whether its for iPhone, 3DS, 360, or even -gasp- wii.  The trailer makes the game look fun.  I have no true interest or nostalgia regarding Kid Icarus the character/NES game, but I think this looks pretty enjoyable.

Dead Space on iOS was alright, but I had a hard time with the controls.  A lot of virtual stick games just rub me the wrong way.

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« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2012, 01:21:35 AM »
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just proof that the only thing sadder than a nintendo fan is a sega fan

I say this as an arcade fan.

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"Arcade fans" don't run massive damage control for Shenmue and refuse to back up an inch.  Sorry bitch, your slip is showing and it's Sonic pattern.

What does shenmue have to do with rail shooters
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« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2012, 01:38:43 AM »
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just proof that the only thing sadder than a nintendo fan is a sega fan

I say this as an arcade fan.

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"Arcade fans" don't run massive damage control for Shenmue and refuse to back up an inch.  Sorry bitch, your slip is showing and it's Sonic pattern.

What does shenmue have to do with rail shooters

EXACTLY
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« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2012, 01:40:50 AM »
:lol
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« Reply #48 on: January 20, 2012, 03:50:46 AM »
SantaC, do you derive any sort of enjoyment from video games at all?

yes 150 hours in xenoblade. Amazing rpg, best this generation.

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« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2012, 02:12:44 PM »
watching 360/ps3/pc game videos must be like watching the jetsons if you only own a wii or 3ds

some far-away crazy cartoon future where everyone has robot maids and flying cars and talking dogs

it can't really exist, and wouldn't matter if it did, because what you have should be enough for anyone

until later this year when all of a sudden it mattered all along

:lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #50 on: January 20, 2012, 04:37:49 PM »
I don't like the implication I somehow am blindly gonna adore this gamed cuzofthebias.  I , too, think its gonna be an overproduced turd with janky controls and ultimately saddened its pushing smash 4 into the far flung future. 
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« Reply #51 on: January 20, 2012, 04:50:03 PM »
You're so precocious, minus the semi-positive connotation that may carry.  I hope I'm much more apathetic about these things in MY 30s.
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« Reply #52 on: January 20, 2012, 04:59:03 PM »
it will for sure happen.

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« Reply #53 on: January 20, 2012, 05:20:40 PM »
In reality, the 'expungent mouthbreathers' are a minority in Nintendo's base.  I've personally only seen one in the wild.  His oral communication speech was why the gamecube was SOOOO awesome.  Nintendo knows they don't matter and will continue to kill off c tier franchises the nerdlinger collective think *should* exist.

I'm just gonna keep enjoying the games that they do put out while not really giving a fuck if some other box out there has better fillrates or some other fluff.

I feel the console wars are predicated on an insatiable need for new content that self proclaimed 'gamers' convince themselves they need.  I was like this at one point.  But like those assholes I was spending too much money on too many platforms and too many games and never getting around to the backlog.  I need consolidation in that regard, and my preference for Nintendo's design philosophy means I'm gonna spend a few hundred dollars on platforms that host Nintendo software and make due.  It seems to have e-cred you have to want every platform and every highly regarded game and if you don't then GET OFF THE INTERNET. 

Fuck that noise.  And fuck the binary way of thinking that has infected society's every facet.  I genuinely don't care about what stupid reasons people have for liking the stupid shit they like.  Well, I'm doing my best not to care anyway, Kingdom Hearts fans make it hard.
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« Reply #54 on: January 20, 2012, 05:27:10 PM »
Also, my post history will probably contradict me.  I'm gonna play the pre-emptive 'twas only trolling' card ala Himuro.
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« Reply #55 on: January 20, 2012, 05:51:05 PM »
In reality, the 'expungent mouthbreathers' are a minority in Nintendo's base.  I've personally only seen one in the wild.  His oral communication speech was why the gamecube was SOOOO awesome.  Nintendo knows they don't matter and will continue to kill off c tier franchises the nerdlinger collective think *should* exist.

I'm just gonna keep enjoying the games that they do put out while not really giving a fuck if some other box out there has better fillrates or some other fluff.

I feel the console wars are predicated on an insatiable need for new content that self proclaimed 'gamers' convince themselves they need.  I was like this at one point.  But like those assholes I was spending too much money on too many platforms and too many games and never getting around to the backlog.  I need consolidation in that regard, and my preference for Nintendo's design philosophy means I'm gonna spend a few hundred dollars on platforms that host Nintendo software and make due.  It seems to have e-cred you have to want every platform and every highly regarded game and if you don't then GET OFF THE INTERNET. 

Fuck that noise.  And fuck the binary way of thinking that has infected society's every facet.  I genuinely don't care about what stupid reasons people have for liking the stupid shit they like.  Well, I'm doing my best not to care anyway, Kingdom Hearts fans make it hard.

Wow dude.
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« Reply #56 on: January 20, 2012, 05:56:40 PM »
You talk to the wrong people Dcharlie.

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« Reply #57 on: January 20, 2012, 06:01:58 PM »
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I genuinely don't care about what stupid reasons people have for liking the stupid shit they like.

and it's to you credit you feel that way.

My personal bugbear is that people -don't- say "FUCK YOU, i'll play what the fuck i want on whichever platform i want to, thanks" - there's no need for reasoning, it's when people start pulling out contrived reasons for their choices where it all becomes a big mess.

One person in particular i know personally - my brain feels like melting every time we discuss their choice for buying/not buying certain games and hearing them contradict themselves makes me want to whipout the slap hand.

Here is one example :
> "I loved Monster Hunter Tri - one of my favourite games ever. Amazin"
Why not play the PSP Games?
> DUDE! I'm not playing Monster Hunter on a fucking handheld.
(skip forward in time)
> OMFG ! MOnster Hunter 3G on 3DS ! Most hyped for a monster hunter game ever!!!!
... i thought you wouldn't play it on a handheld?
> No, i won't play the PSP games because they are too easy!
... you never played them
> I read about them though, too easy. Tri/3G are the only hard ones.
#facepalm

here's how it should have went :
> OMFG ! MOnster Hunter 3G on 3DS ! Most hyped for a monster hunter game ever!!!!
... i thought you wouldn't play it on a handheld?
> Fuck you, i'll play what the fuck i want.

is this JR? sounds like him, lol
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Re: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage
« Reply #58 on: January 20, 2012, 06:10:17 PM »
I like videogames.
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« Reply #59 on: January 20, 2012, 07:37:58 PM »
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still gonna buy a wii u though

yup, i'll be there like a toothless simpleton buying one on day one as well. :/

:hyper new hardware smell :hyper
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