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bachikarn · « **Reply #60 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:18:00 PM »

mii wakka wakka

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #61 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:18:22 PM »

Mii u take away

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #62 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:18:43 PM »

wara wara you smoking Iwata?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #63 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:18:43 PM »

Y u wii mii take away wara wara

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #64 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:19:15 PM »

This is utterly abysmal.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #65 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:19:24 PM »

MIIVERSE

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #66 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:21:04 PM »

wii u
wii wii uh
bing bang
wara wara ding dong
wii u
wii u uh uh
wii u wanna wara wara ding dong

maxy · « **Reply #67 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:21:27 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #68 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:22:41 PM »

I can communicate with doodles to a guy who wants me to call him grandpa, finally

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #69 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:22:54 PM »

I don't think I've ever felt indifferent to something like I have with Miis

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #70 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:23:36 PM »

So wait, Nintendo is actually making an amazing online system? Like honestly has me more excited than Live ever has? Bizzaroverse.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #71 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:24:26 PM »

wii u is a TARDUS best console eve...O

pilonv1 · « **Reply #72 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:26:02 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on June 03, 2012, 06:23:36 PM

So wait, Nintendo is actually making an amazing online system? Like honestly has me more excited than Live ever has? Bizzaroverse.

Are you watching this? It's not amazing, it's everything your others devices do but without the userbase or functionality

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #73 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:27:10 PM »

thats a pasta from gaf

pilonv1 · « **Reply #74 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:27:30 PM »

entertainment elements to browsing

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #75 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:27:40 PM »

cheeseburger surprise the nintendo way

bork · « **Reply #76 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:28:06 PM »

The sign beyond Iwata says "very creative."

I like that they are showing web browser features between the tablet and controller than you can already do with a smarthphone/tablet and TVs/media devices.

maxy · « **Reply #77 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:28:38 PM »

empathy

magus · « **Reply #78 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:29:34 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #79 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:30:12 PM »

that's it lol

bork · « **Reply #80 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:31:01 PM »

So..spend $250+ on the system and another $40-$50 to play all the games that won't use its controller!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #81 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:31:12 PM »

It's over.

All I can say is LOL. I just hope there will be a mass exodus of Nintards to the Nintendo Network once this thing comes out.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #82 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:31:53 PM »

Can't believe they're making a 360 controller. Must have been asked for by developers

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #83 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:31:54 PM »

360 controller + switch the four face buttons with the second stick = TEH INNOVATION

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #84 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:31:55 PM »

they shouldve announced they were closing shop wouldve done everyone a favor

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #85 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:31:55 PM »

Nintendo's got smile sharing, where's your internet gods now??

demi · « **Reply #86 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:32:46 PM »

FUCKING HILARIOUS

Enjoy your unique WiiU version of Darksiders 2 and Batman

I mean, ports

cool breeze · « **Reply #87 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:32:50 PM »

:miiverse

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #88 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:32:51 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 03, 2012, 06:31:55 PM

Nintendo's got smile sharing, where's your internet gods now??

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #89 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:32:56 PM »

I... is that 360 shaped controller for the WiiU legit? HAHAHAHHAHAhahahahHAhAhaha

pilonv1 · « **Reply #90 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:33:41 PM »

Anyway, this console..

Twitter!
Facetime/Skype!
Message boards!
In game messaging!

No need for that smart phone/tablet any more!

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #91 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:33:44 PM »

How about the relationship between the family and the console?

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 03, 2012, 06:33:41 PM

Anyway, this console..

Twitter!
Facetime/Skype!
Message boards!
In game messaging!

No need for that smart phone/tablet any more!

Why would anyone want to use this for those activities though is beyond comprehension. Nintendo is high a fuck.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #92 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:34:11 PM »

The porn curtains were the highlight though!

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #93 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:34:11 PM »

Awful. I actively hate all those features and think they will detract from the experience. They also aren't even really novel or notable.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #94 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:34:37 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 03, 2012, 06:33:44 PM

How about the relationship between the family and the console?

Alone, Together!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #95 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:34:50 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 03, 2012, 06:32:56 PM

I... is that 360 shaped controller for the WiiU legit? HAHAHAHHAHAhahahahHAhAhaha

It's innovative and will revolutionize the gaming industry*! How dare you!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*And by that I mean all the people who are stuck in 2005.

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demi · « **Reply #96 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:35:21 PM »

Dual Shock 3 isnt even worth copying, Japan <3 America

radioheadrule83 · « **Reply #97 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:35:34 PM »

Entire acting section was the worst thing I've ever seen, but the system and persistent online communications thing looks really good. Really think they should have made it less 'mii' branded though... MS or Sony will do the same thing but sleeker and without the cutesy avatars and get praise for it. It looked a bit like NEAR on Vita actually, but better.

choco parfait · « **Reply #98 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:35:36 PM »

I'm ready for the Miiverse, Iwata. Achievements, original innovative gaming controllers, social networking, privacy browsing on my WiiU tablet. Let's go!

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #99 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:35:50 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 03, 2012, 06:34:37 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 03, 2012, 06:33:44 PM
How about the relationship between the family and the console?

Alone, Together!

Its like they needed to boil down online to its core, but it took them 15 years.

Huff · « **Reply #100 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:37:36 PM »

they should have made it less about being a shitty ipad because now everyone knows its a shitty ipad

Takao · « **Reply #101 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:37:56 PM »

This was embarrassing. That promo video was some next level trolling, and did Iwata really need to explain to the audience that Wiiverse was a combination of the words Wii and universe? I wasn't going to buy a Wii U anyways because this company's burned me one too many times, but jeeze.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #102 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:38:08 PM »

The new blue ocean

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #103 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:40:32 PM »

If you look past the tragically produced infomercial I think there was lot of progressive things to gleam from all of this. My home screen is gonna be empty as fuck though. I'm wondering why the guy wasn't using the stylus to type things though. Is this an indication of a different type of screen?

3ds infrastructure looks really bad in comparison now.

radioheadrule83 · « **Reply #104 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:40:36 PM »

Do they not realise that everyones homescreens are going to have crudely drawn dicks appearing on it roughly every 2 seconds?

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #105 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:41:20 PM »

Also, picture of people so depressed to use their laptops, phones, and tablets = lol.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #106 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:43:27 PM »

CCpro isn't tethered anymore either.

cool breeze · « **Reply #107 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:44:55 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 03, 2012, 06:32:56 PM

I... is that 360 shaped controller for the WiiU legit? HAHAHAHHAHAhahahahHAhAhaha

It's completely different. Nintendo patented this controller in 1987. Microsoft stole it from them.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

for real though it probably has motion control and such.

if the analog sticks weren't stupid I'd buy one for PC. d-pad is sure to be better.

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bud · « **Reply #108 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:44:55 PM »

wait, i haven't been following this, but there are two controllers now? the 360-ish one and the one with the screen?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #109 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:45:13 PM »

I think the highlight is that controller. I imagine as of now, there are tens of thousands of posts saying, "Man, the 360 controller sucked but I could really see myself playing the Wii U controller!"

Takao · « **Reply #110 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:45:45 PM »

The only real bright spot I saw here was in that shitty video, the hipster basement dweller called the old man by a username and not some random 16 digit friend code. Hopefully that means they'll be done with that shit forever.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #111 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:46:19 PM »

and now i see why GAF is down

Forgot about the Nintendo Direct thing

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #112 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:48:49 PM »

Quote from: bud on June 03, 2012, 06:44:55 PM

wait, i haven't been following this, but there are two controllers now? the 360-ish one and the one with the screen?

Yes. I'm assuming that the mass majority of non-shitty western (and some eastern) titles will use the 360 knock off controller. At least Nintendo realized their controller schemes are shit to a lot of people and have offered an alternative.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #113 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:49:42 PM »

I wonder what the blowback will be from the fans so entrenched in a motion future. I mean, there's like 3 schemes now. Pad, tablet and Wiimote. All those hours learning about gyroscopes, all in vain!

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #114 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:49:45 PM »

Gaf is in a weird half state where php isnt loading. Use internet explorer.

demi · « **Reply #115 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:50:47 PM »

What does a browser have to do with PHP? It's WARA WARA'd

Takao · « **Reply #116 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:51:29 PM »

Why does that controller even exist? This thing is supposed to use all the Wii's peripherals right? Unless that has a gyro in it, why not continue with production on the current CC Pro and give it a wireless feature?

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #117 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:51:55 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 03, 2012, 06:48:49 PM

Quote from: bud on June 03, 2012, 06:44:55 PM
wait, i haven't been following this, but there are two controllers now? the 360-ish one and the one with the screen?

Yes. I'm assuming that the mass majority of non-shitty western (and some eastern) titles will use the 360 knock off controller. At least Nintendo realized their controller schemes are shit to a lot of people and have offered an alternative.

It looks like its only optimized for dual stick games though.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #118 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:52:47 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 03, 2012, 06:50:47 PM

What does a browser have to do with PHP? It's WARA WARA'd

No the gaf loads for me and you can click on threads, once inside the thread you cant access separate pages for some reason.

bachikarn · « **Reply #119 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:53:35 PM »

Quote from: Takao on June 03, 2012, 06:51:29 PM

Why does that controller even exist? This thing is supposed to use all the Wii's peripherals right? Unless that has a gyro in it, why not continue with production on the current CC Pro and give it a wireless feature?

ccpro didn't have clickable sticks. Probably the only difference.

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