Author Topic: Game (Read 21644 times)

bud · « **Reply #120 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:56:12 PM »

gaf doesn't work on safari. when i access it from chrome, though, i can get on the ot forum, but clicking on the gaming forum link makes it download it for some reason.

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #121 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:58:27 PM »

it doesn't matter that gaf is down - wii u has made gaf obsolete

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #122 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:58:58 PM »

I'm watching this, this is so painful

Purple Filth · « **Reply #123 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:00:30 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on June 03, 2012, 06:58:58 PM

I'm watching this, this is so painful

yet you will have Nfans saying its a great vid lulz

Takao · « **Reply #124 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:00:42 PM »

Quote from: bachikarn on June 03, 2012, 06:53:35 PM

Quote from: Takao on June 03, 2012, 06:51:29 PM
Why does that controller even exist? This thing is supposed to use all the Wii's peripherals right? Unless that has a gyro in it, why not continue with production on the current CC Pro and give it a wireless feature?

ccpro didn't have clickable sticks. Probably the only difference.

Ah yes, I forgot about that game changing input.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #125 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:01:23 PM »

Is this entire 30 minutes Iwata staring into a camera with still pictures appearing from time to time? Jesus christ

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #126 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:02:44 PM »

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

WHOOPTI-SHIT, YOU CAN CLICK THE STICKS, WELCOME TO 1998

Diunx · « **Reply #127 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:03:54 PM »

bork · « **Reply #128 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:06:29 PM »

It looks like the guy is holding a Game Gear in the beginning of that video.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #129 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:07:22 PM »

Why would anyone want to browse on a 5 inch resistive screen?

D they still have wiimote support?

Does the goofy ass 360 controller have motion?

This console is a disaster

Damian79 · « **Reply #130 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:07:44 PM »

Eh, this show was to show off system fucntionality, for what it was it was, it was ok.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #131 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:07:51 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on June 03, 2012, 07:02:44 PM

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

WHOOPTI-SHIT, YOU CAN CLICK THE STICKS, WELCOME TO 1998

But with the curtains, no one will no what buttons you're clicking!

Diunx · « **Reply #132 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:08:50 PM »

Quote from: Damian79 on June 03, 2012, 07:07:44 PM

Eh, this show was to show off system fucntionality, for what it was it was, it was ok.

lol no it wasn't

Damian79 · « **Reply #133 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:09:01 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on June 03, 2012, 07:07:22 PM

D they still have wiimote support?

Yeah they do.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #134 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:10:17 PM »

you won't think i'm so tasty AFTER THIS BULLET SANDWICH

WHERE ARE MY RAZOR BLADES

Damian79 · « **Reply #135 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:10:21 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on June 03, 2012, 07:08:50 PM

lol no it wasn't

Would you have preferred him just showing the console and function without any video or pictures?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #136 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:11:29 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on June 03, 2012, 07:09:20 PM

Why did you guys run andrex off so fas this would have been amazing if he was still here.

He'll be back, I'm sure he's just perfecting his spin on this.

archie4208 · « **Reply #137 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:12:24 PM »

Man, I'm so glad consoles are dying off next gen.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #138 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:13:06 PM »

That zombie boss is a PAIN in the CAPITAL B

Are these American comedians with which I'm unfamiliar? Because they are unfunny enough to be

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #139 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:13:33 PM »

That video is beyond my comprehension

That game gear is hilarious in hand

Where is andrex

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #140 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:17:08 PM »

I liked the concepts they showed, generally. the movie gave me cancer though

and also, I chuckled at this quote on gaf:

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The Internet curtain better actually make that noise every time you use it. It will make whatever horrible thing you're unveiling even better.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #141 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:18:51 PM »

Yeah whoever found the zombie help skit actually funny is a true blue manchild

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #142 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:20:00 PM »

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #143 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:22:55 PM »

iPad = Social window

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #144 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:27:58 PM »

I sure can't wait to enter text with a capacitive screen

wait, so having an internet curtain adds entertainment to the browsing experience

I give up

I just give up, i'm going to go play some pinball because I can't fucking deal with this today

pilonv1 · « **Reply #145 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:33:19 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on June 03, 2012, 07:13:06 PM

That zombie boss is a PAIN in the CAPITAL B

Are these American comedians with which I'm unfamiliar? Because they are unfunny enough to be

Like Nintendo would pay for someone famous

Barry Egan · « **Reply #146 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:38:17 PM »

The whole point of the curtain, which I think Iwata forgot to mention, is that it always reveals Goatse no matter what you're browsing. I think in that context it's actually a pretty neat feature.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #147 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:39:26 PM »

"with hats on"

TF2?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #148 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:40:22 PM »

oh christ, people on gaf actually LIKED THAT FUCKING SKIT

oh god kill me

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #149 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:42:56 PM »

"I wrote the skit myself!"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #150 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:43:57 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 03, 2012, 07:40:22 PM

oh christ, people on gaf actually LIKED THAT FUCKING SKIT

oh god kill me

But it was fun, dude. Chillout.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #151 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:45:25 PM »

It was so self-aware, I caught myself dying of laughter! Oh my god Nintendo you are just SO creative.

fucking cut my dick off

bork · « **Reply #152 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:49:53 PM »

Wii U continues to look like the first major console release I will be skipping over.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #153 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:52:35 PM »

I like how they've made people hate a Mario overworld map. Good jon.

radioheadrule83 · « **Reply #154 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:53:35 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on June 03, 2012, 07:20:00 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Anyone remember that image of the DS surrounded by three PSPs in some shitty coffee shop or something?
This is the new version... way too dismissive.

cool breeze · « **Reply #155 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:56:09 PM »

I'm sure a lot of people who're into twitter and stuff will love all the muddled messages around the interface and games. I get why it could be cool, to see reactions and comments relating to specific points in games....but I really hope you can turn all that off. Like, everything. Unless it's a system wide Trials Evo/SSX type multiplayer system with goal posts in levels to beat. That I'm into. None of this sub-social network stuff.

bork · « **Reply #156 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:56:15 PM »

Quote from: radioheadrule83 on June 03, 2012, 07:53:35 PM

Anyone remember that image of the DS surrounded by three PSPs in some shitty coffee shop or something?
This is the new version... way too dismissive.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #157 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:59:58 PM »

Stupid skit aside, I'm not against anything they showed. I'm also surprised they cleared these reveals out of the way before E3, and announced that 3DS will not be a focus this year ("But in future events"). It obviously means they're going to push this thing even more than I expected.

I also don't think the social features' integration is really that offensive. I find the combination of WARA WARA, in-game Mii comments, and (Vita inspired) message board system interesting to say the least, especially from a company that was so anal about connecting people online. I guess that's one way where they budged to 3rd party demands. At the very least, it will make the network feel more populated and active. It's not the worst solution to the social networking problem on consoles. But I guess I'll have to wait to see it all in action.

Speaking of succumbing to 3rd parties, 360 controller is lulz. It's not horrible, I'll be getting it for sure, but still lulz.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #158 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:08:29 PM »

The mobile apps won't be available, web access I'm not sure about, but it will be available on the Wii U day 1 (going by VOOKS' tweets).

pilonv1 · « **Reply #159 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:09:28 PM »

I just think the integration of the social stuff is terrible, everything looks so cluttered. I have no issues with the idea of it.

edit: Iwata said on day one that the non Nintendo access wouldn't be there. But console access will be.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #160 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:17:29 PM »

One think I'm trying to figure out is were they merely showing clickable analogs or that pressure/clicking will also modify directional inputs, i.e. move analog without clicking > character movement, click+move analog > different functionality. Because the person didn't just click, but clicked and moved the stick. But maybe I'm giving them too much credit.

Another thing I realized is that by announcing they won't allot (too much time) to talk about the 3DS, the enevitable redesign announcement has been effectively delayed?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #161 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:24:12 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 03, 2012, 08:17:29 PM

One think I'm trying to figure out is were they merely showing clickable analogs or that pressure/will also modify directional inputs, i.e. move analog without clicking > character movement, click+move analog > different functionality. Because the person didn't just click, but clicked and moved the stick. But maybe I'm giving them too much credit.

I don't remember which game but there was a Xbox or 360 game that had some sort of movement when the stick was clicked and a different one when not. It's driving me mad now, I don't think it was a shooter.

Spurgeon · « **Reply #162 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:29:44 PM »

That was horrible. I'm trading in my Wii first thing tomorrow morning. After I die via auto-erotic asphyxiation, I don't want my family discovering that I owned a Nintendo console. That would embarrass me beyond the grave.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #163 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:30:12 PM »

Oh, I'd like to see how the implementation worked. Because while the it sounds like a neat idea in theory, in practice is can be awkward. Unless the click's feedback is different from the ones in current generation controllers.

cool breeze · « **Reply #164 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:32:07 PM »

you're really overthinking this. it's a 360/dual shock controller with a screen.

like, Halo's default control scheme is hold down the left stick to crouch.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #165 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:39:31 PM »

Did you just call me a ninthing?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #166 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:49:49 PM »

the bottom is vita's twitter app

good jon nintendo

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #167 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:51:35 PM »

There are also eerily similar elements from the Vita's activity feed and NEAR (which I like), but if they do it better, I ain't complaining. I'm kind of a sucker for this stuff.

MCD · « **Reply #168 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:56:32 PM »

WARA WARA

etiolate · « **Reply #169 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:59:49 PM »

This was another press conference for the general press and the sort of people who don't care about e3.

cool breeze · « **Reply #170 on:** June 03, 2012, 09:03:41 PM »

someone pointed out that the game in the video might be Zombie™ from the leaked list.

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Aliens: Colonial Marines
Assassin’s Creed
Batman Arkham City
Darksiders II
Dirt 3
Formula 1 All Stars
Game Party
Ghost Recon Online
Just Dance 4
Killer Freaks from Outer Space
Marvel Super Heroes
Metro Last Light
Monsters Party
New Super Mario Bros. Mii
Ninja Gaiden 3
Pikmin
Rabbids Party Land
Raving Rabbids
Rayman Legends
Shield Pose
Splinter Cell 6
Sports Connection
Tekken
Your Shape 2013
Zombie

Purple Filth · « **Reply #171 on:** June 03, 2012, 09:07:22 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 03, 2012, 08:24:12 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 03, 2012, 08:17:29 PM
One think I'm trying to figure out is were they merely showing clickable analogs or that pressure/will also modify directional inputs, i.e. move analog without clicking > character movement, click+move analog > different functionality. Because the person didn't just click, but clicked and moved the stick. But maybe I'm giving them too much credit.

I don't remember which game but there was a Xbox or 360 game that had some sort of movement when the stick was clicked and a different one when not. It's driving me mad now, I don't think it was a shooter.

You might be talking Gunvalkyrie

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Players control Kelly or Saburouta with both analog sticks, the left controlling forward/backward movement and turning, while the right aims their weapons, and when clicked, allows quick-turns. Clicking in the left stick while pointing in a direction causes the character to boost. The left trigger is a boost/jump, and when combined with the left analog boost, can be strung together into combos to keep the player off the ground entirely, which is a necessity for some levels. Face buttons are used to select weapons, and the right trigger fires the selected weapon

MCD · « **Reply #172 on:** June 03, 2012, 09:08:33 PM »

Can't wait to send cock pictures to the TV.

radioheadrule83 · « **Reply #173 on:** June 03, 2012, 09:15:31 PM »

Quote from: MCD on June 03, 2012, 09:08:33 PM

Can't wait to send cock pictures to the TV.

You joke but I had long cock drawing sessions on the DS when it first launched. Also, not sure if posted / created here:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #174 on:** June 03, 2012, 09:19:13 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #175 on:** June 03, 2012, 09:28:36 PM »

Quote from: radioheadrule83 on June 03, 2012, 09:15:31 PM

Quote from: MCD on June 03, 2012, 09:08:33 PM
Can't wait to send cock pictures to the TV.

You joke but I had long cock drawing sessions on the DS when it first launched. Also, not sure if posted / created here:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Console of the forever.

MCD · « **Reply #176 on:** June 03, 2012, 09:30:43 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #177 on:** June 03, 2012, 09:31:46 PM »

I love how the dude reacted the second the dick popped up. Someone invite him to the bore.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #178 on:** June 03, 2012, 09:32:30 PM »

Now imagine that all over your screen when you're playing Newer Super Mario Bros Wii U.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #179 on:** June 03, 2012, 09:56:00 PM »

where can i watch this, i was out

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