Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")

[Baiano19]

got a free 60$, biggest applause of show

fucking lame

[Owl-faced Wizard]

Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

OH NO A BAN LET'S BITCH ABOUT IT!

Some old shit from him in multiple threads.  He'll be back in two days when the conferences are over.

He's a harmless joke character.  The only person he's making fun of is himself.  The Bore is hilariously uptight when it comes to certain subjects which makes the 'we don't give a shit' thing so hollow.

[TakingBackSunday]

Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

OH NO A BAN LET'S BITCH ABOUT IT!

Some old shit from him in multiple threads.  He'll be back in two days when the conferences are over.

He's a harmless joke character.  The only person he's making fun of is himself.  The Bore is hilariously uptight when it comes to certain subjects which makes the 'we don't give a shit' thing so hollow.

lol what?  that's the first ban in like fucking months.

[bork]

Why? You make it sound like E3 is some sacred time. Everyone knows Methodis is on the outs, why give him what he wants

It's for two fuckin' days.

Either these people all suck or combos aren't possible in this game.

this.  cant tell if its a shitty game or shitty players.  I'm thinking the former because the Chinese guy was obviously some kind of a wizard.

It's a shitty Smash Bros. rip-off.  LOL, combos.  And how many fighting games are they gonna put Kratos in?

[Baiano19]

enough of the ban... lets hear how sony will ressurect Vita

[TakingBackSunday]

since when was ass creed one of the most acclaimed franchises in gaming history?  tretton

[BlueTsunami]

parkouring through the swamps of Louisiana

[bork]

Liberation looks damn impressive.

[TakingBackSunday]

that white vita looks sexy as fuck

[Himu]

assassin's creed games these days are like

"well that's deffo an assassin's creed game" to the level of self parody now

hey look, cool looking dude jumping like a ninja and balancing on shit, and jumping 500 feet off a building just to bury his dagger in a fuck's skull.

haven't seen that before

[Himu]

parkouring through the swamps of Louisiana

exactly my reaction

[Baiano19]

where the hell is Diablo III?

that video is from VIta?! Holy crap!!

[TakingBackSunday]

where the hell is Diablo III?

probs one of the last announcements

[bork]

where the hell is Diablo III?

On PC.

[TakingBackSunday]

naval battles

This looks pretty dope.

[Himu]

okay, finally something new.

[bork]

Nothing's really happening though.

[Takao]

Vita's dead. I guarantee AC Vita was the last announcement today for it. Once again SCEA is giving a single game more spotlight than an entire platform.

[Owl-faced Wizard]

Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

OH NO A BAN LET'S BITCH ABOUT IT!

Some old shit from him in multiple threads.  He'll be back in two days when the conferences are over.

He's a harmless joke character.  The only person he's making fun of is himself.  The Bore is hilariously uptight when it comes to certain subjects which makes the 'we don't give a shit' thing so hollow.

lol what?  that's the first ban in like fucking months.

Not talking about the ban, just the general crybaby reactions to methodis (and a couple other people).  Some people here are fuckin srs business if you get them on the right (wrong) subject, but when they throw shit out, well, it's 'don't take it so seriously'.  Whatever, let's laugh at Sorny.

[Himu]

Nothing's really happening though.

it's a man captaining a fucking ship. that's enough for me.

[TakingBackSunday]

Nothing's really happening though.

canon fire fights!  shit's awesome

[Madrun Badrun]

Nothing's really happening though.

ya you are driving a boat while people yell fire

[bork]

 

[Baiano19]

okay, finally something new.

now this is a proper evolution of a series...

[E-DuB]

Alright bitches what did I miss?

[TakingBackSunday]

Alright bitches what did I miss?

methodis getting banned

[Enl]

Shoot, I think I pressed replay on the UbiSoft conference by accident.

[Takao]

lol when he said they were building two games for some reason I thought Vita but silly me more stuff for PS3

[cool breeze]

an ubi announcement I wouldn't mind is brother in arms for vita and you could command your team on the touch screen or something.

far cry 3 co-op is like whatever

[Himu]

okay, finally something new.

now this is a proper evolution of a series...

yeah, as much as I am kind of down on the whole assassin formula, AC3 seems like it'll make the formula refreshing once again. Not bad. Plus, I love ship battles and naval warfare. I half wish you'd play as a pirate. Seems wasted on a game like AC3.

[Mr. Gundam]

Fuck Vita. Gimme PS3 stuff.

[Diunx]

Can someone post a quick summary?

[TakingBackSunday]

-beyond
-sony smash bros
-methodis got banned
-PS Plus info
-Vita crossplay info
-Ass Creed stuff
-Far Cry 3

[Mr. Gundam]

Can someone post a quick summary?

Beyond -- Quantic Dream
PS All Stars w/ Nathan Drake and Big Daddy
Call of Duty Black Ops original game for Vita
ACIII: Liberation for Vita
ACIII has ship battles
Far Cry 3 has 4-player coop

[cool breeze]

oh my god move

the ass to ass wheel is going to be highlighted.  what the fuck.

[Mr. Gundam]

I have a Move, and I don't give a shit about it.

[Purple Filth]

MOVE

[Trurl]

I don't like the word "gamer."  It's too dude-bro for me.  A term like "videogamer" might better capture the whimsy I require.

[TakingBackSunday]

move away

[Madrun Badrun]

motion gaming enthusiasts , new board name

[Mr. Gundam]

Are they making an e-reader with the Move? WTF?

[cool breeze]

augmented reality pop up books...

[Mr. Gundam]

That's kinda neat, but it will bomba hard.

[Mr. Gundam]

JK Rowling making something for this stupid thing?

[Takao]

Sony London's too creative for this company. They should ask for a divorce from Sony.

[Damian79]

I think... that MS's conference was better.

[Madrun Badrun]

lol every one expected him to say jk

[Baiano19]

this is embarrassing...

[TakingBackSunday]

if they can't make pottermore work well on a browser, this is going to be awful

[Phoenix Dark]

Looks like I'll be buying a PS3

[Takao]

I think they're going to spend more time on this book thing than Vita...

[Diunx]

Lol why did methodis get banned?

[cool breeze]

Films? check
Books? check
Video Games? ERROR

[TakingBackSunday]

I think this tech is cool, but not really the most lag-free experience...

[Baiano19]

I think they're going to spend more time on this book thing than Vita...

Sony gave up on Vita unfortunately...at least going by their E3 presentation

[Trurl]

This is unique. 

[Flannel Boy]

unban methodis. I want to hear his response to this.

[TakingBackSunday]

oh that was just embarrassing to watch

[cool breeze]

I can't believe they're not wrapping up.  This is unreal.

oh my god OH MY GOD they're still going

How did they think this would play?

[Takao]

Holy shit just end this already. Why wasn't this saved for Gamescom, only European people are going to buy this anyways.