Author Topic: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?") (Read 41444 times)

Himu · « **Reply #180 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:03:06 PM »

brand new, what are you chances of nailing that azn chick

Enl · « **Reply #181 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:03:30 PM »

I think they're going to show up the whole game... err... book... err... nonbookgamething.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #182 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:03:48 PM »

I forced myself to look away, so I didn't see her

Baiano19 · « **Reply #183 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:04:27 PM »

is this it?!!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #184 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:04:29 PM »

They must have said JK Rowlings name more than needed

cool breeze · « **Reply #185 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:04:35 PM »

please go into God of War. The juxtaposition might redeem this.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #186 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:05:12 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on June 04, 2012, 10:04:35 PM

please go into God of War. The juxtaposition might redeem this.

or gta 5

Himu · « **Reply #187 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:05:14 PM »

haha jk rowling was like "fuck this, i'll write a letter, you pay me via cheque"

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #188 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:06:16 PM »

android tablets means "no one will use this"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #189 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:06:29 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 10:04:29 PM

They must have said JK Rowlings name more than needed

they probably paid an assload to do so

Trurl · « **Reply #190 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:06:29 PM »

A 50 Shades of Gray Wonderbook adaptation might be kind of cool, I guess.

Baiano19 · « **Reply #191 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:07:11 PM »

its official... Vita is dead!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #192 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:07:36 PM »

doesn't this sort of...undermine the vita? fucking LOL

cool breeze · « **Reply #193 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:09:08 PM »

we're past the halfway mark. this has been dire so far.

Takao · « **Reply #194 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:09:55 PM »

They announced PlayStation Suite the same day they announced Vita. All Suite/PSMobile games will work on Vita.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #195 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:10:03 PM »

is this....is this a remake of god of war 1?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #196 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:12:30 PM »

nevermind, it doesn't look like it anymore. it looked like the first level in GoW1

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #197 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:13:48 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on June 04, 2012, 10:09:08 PM

we're past the halfway mark. this has been dire so far.

I almost wish I was watching this right now! Oh wait, no I don't. Cliffnotes version, please.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #198 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:14:45 PM »

boring

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #199 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:15:49 PM »

certainly is god of war

Beezy · « **Reply #200 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:16:48 PM »

Nintendo will save us all.

Bebpo · « **Reply #201 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:16:53 PM »

I'm not watching this, but man, won't someone think of the Vita :'(

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #202 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:18:27 PM »

Vita owners, please understand.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #203 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:18:30 PM »

Ellen page again?

Trurl · « **Reply #204 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:18:33 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on June 04, 2012, 10:16:48 PM

Nintendo will save us all.

I hope Nintendo presents a carbon copy of that wonderbook thing.

Himu · « **Reply #205 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:20:59 PM »

why is last of us like uncharted except with no shooting (so far)? Why make a new IP if it's just going to remind me of your last IP youv'e worked on for the past three games?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #206 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:22:32 PM »

okay this looks bad ass

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #207 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:22:57 PM »

that was cool

cool breeze · « **Reply #208 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:23:28 PM »

last of us looks great

health bar and inventory management

I like how the health bar goes down in struggles too. Seems like you can fail them, rather than waiting for the animation to end.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #209 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:23:37 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 04, 2012, 10:20:59 PM

why is last of us like uncharted except with no shooting (so far)? Why make a new IP if it's just going to remind me of your last IP youv'e worked on for the past three games?

are you seriously doing this himu

this looks infinitely more interesting and fun than uncharted

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #210 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:24:24 PM »

ellen page with the epic stab

Himu · « **Reply #211 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:24:46 PM »

Hey guys how do you like our scripted gameplay that looks straight out of the last three games we made except with zombies this time

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #212 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:24:54 PM »

The Last of Us looks so fucking good

I never cared for Uncharted but the ambiance and scenario of Last of Us makes me excited

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #213 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:24:57 PM »

this has to be mostly scripted

Takao · « **Reply #214 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:25:23 PM »

This is honestly the worst Sony presser I've ever seen.

cool breeze · « **Reply #215 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:25:46 PM »

wait it's over? what the fuck

nintendo can have reggie and iwata vomiting on each other and it'll be better than sony and microsoft.

last of us was the only good thing. no vita news at all.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #216 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:25:56 PM »

well that ended on a lame note. no big news, really.

iconoclast · « **Reply #217 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:26:26 PM »

So you barge in on a group of guys that are trying to find some supplies, choke one of them out and brutally murder all of his friends, and they're the bad guys

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #218 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:26:31 PM »

Guess it was true, no bombs this year. Next year is going to be huge then.

Beezy · « **Reply #219 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:26:45 PM »

Fake Juno and real Juno were the only interesting things about this conference.

bork · « **Reply #220 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:26:52 PM »

OK. Will unban methodis now.

maxy · « **Reply #221 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:27:08 PM »

Vita is

no words

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #222 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:27:10 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 04, 2012, 10:24:24 PM

ellen page with the epic stab

Pretty sure Sony has her hooked up to motion capture and locked in a basement somewhere. Her acting in that first game? blunt object to the head.

Himu · « **Reply #223 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:27:24 PM »

Quote from: iconoclast on June 04, 2012, 10:26:26 PM

So you barge in on a group of guys that are trying to find some supplies, choke one of them out and brutally murder all of his friends, and they're the bad guys

videogames.txt

cool breeze · « **Reply #224 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:27:56 PM »

Quote from: iconoclast on June 04, 2012, 10:26:26 PM

So you barge in on a group of guys that are trying to find some supplies, choke one of them out and brutally murder all of his friends, and they're the bad guys

the point is that you're not the good guys. everyone's just trying to survive.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #225 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:28:26 PM »

that was a pretty boring presser but some of the games looked rad. Vita is fucking dead, its hilarious

So far, what e3 has shown me that I'm interested in game-wise:

-Halo 4
-Tomb Raider
-Watch Dogs
-Last of Us
-Ass Creed 3

Thats about it. Bad year this year :'(

pilonv1 · « **Reply #226 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:28:46 PM »

so how about that PS Vita?

Akala · « **Reply #227 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:29:15 PM »

asscreed boat simulator was the best thing showed.

bork · « **Reply #228 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:29:24 PM »

How is Vita dead? They showed games and announced stuff...and there is more from third parties to show. Nintendo's focus isn't on the 3DS either...is the 3DS dead too?

Vertigo · « **Reply #229 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:29:24 PM »

TLOU looked good the rest?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #230 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:29:25 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on June 04, 2012, 10:26:52 PM

OK. Will unban methodis now.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #231 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:29:48 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on June 04, 2012, 10:25:46 PM

wait it's over? what the fuck

nintendo can have reggie and iwata vomiting on each other and it'll be better than sony and microsoft.

2presidents1wiiu

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #232 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:30:18 PM »

Haha, oh wow.

Huff · « **Reply #233 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:30:27 PM »

this e3 sucks

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #234 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:30:58 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on June 04, 2012, 10:29:24 PM

How is Vita dead? They showed games and announced stuff...and there is more from third parties to show. Nintendo's focus isn't on the 3DS either...is the 3DS dead too?

I think Liberation looked alright, but for a product that's brand new, I'd be focusing much more on it. I hope there's a bigger focus on Vita in some lesser pressers or roundtables, but right now its looking pretty lousy for Vita.

3DS has its own presser on Wednesday.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #235 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:31:21 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 04, 2012, 10:27:15 PM

VITA IS DEAD.

Pffft, everyone knows that TGS is where the games at.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #236 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:31:41 PM »

WONDERBOOOOOOOOOOOOK.

Himu · « **Reply #237 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:32:03 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 04, 2012, 10:31:41 PM

WONDERBOOOOOOOOOOOOK.

is gay, yes

radioheadrule83 · « **Reply #238 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:32:33 PM »

Halo 4 and Watch Dogs = where its at

Harry Pottermore book thing =

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #239 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:32:50 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 04, 2012, 10:31:41 PM

WONDERBOOOOOOOOOOOOK.

what iiiiiiis the secret of your incendio

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Author Topic: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?") (Read 41444 times)