Author Topic: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?") (Read 41493 times)

cool breeze · « **Reply #60 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:59:52 PM »

in typical sony fashion, this shit is gonna be close to two hours. it won't be worth it.

Takao · « **Reply #61 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:00:10 PM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #62 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:01:55 PM »

niconico app is dogshit, don't even bother

cool breeze · « **Reply #63 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:02:03 PM »

right away lol PS Move wheel is real

wait for ass to ass

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #64 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:05:27 PM »

show games so fast they become boring

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #65 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:05:41 PM »

lets see how drunk jack is

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #66 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:07:50 PM »

how the fuck do these fill these venus up with people who applaud at the dumbest shit

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #67 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:09:14 PM »

did he say playstation "swee"?

cool breeze · « **Reply #68 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:09:37 PM »

at least Beyond (real Juno) is out of the way early on

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #69 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:10:47 PM »

SO PUMPED

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #70 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:12:21 PM »

it really is ellen page? lol

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #71 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:12:57 PM »

THOSE GRAPHICS WOW

cool breeze · « **Reply #72 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:13:03 PM »

BEOWULF

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #73 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:13:45 PM »

dat acting

bork · « **Reply #74 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:13:57 PM »

The detail on the policeman is impressive. Ellen Paige looks

.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #75 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:14:17 PM »

THE GRAPHICS AND SOPHISTICATION IS BLOWING MY MIND. 360 CAN NEVER COMPETE

Baiano19 · « **Reply #76 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:14:21 PM »

real ellen page

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #77 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:14:41 PM »

ellen blank stare page

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #78 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:15:16 PM »

DROPPING THE FUCKING BALL ALREADY HERE

bork · « **Reply #79 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:15:25 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 04, 2012, 09:14:41 PM

ellen blank stare page

Academy Award Winner!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #80 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:15:30 PM »

XBOX CANT COMPETE

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #81 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:16:03 PM »

They're coming.

someone give her a fucking award

bork · « **Reply #82 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:16:10 PM »

So is there like a game to go with this movie?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #83 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:16:44 PM »

So is this another shitty Heavy Rain type "game"? I'm at work so I can't see

bork · « **Reply #84 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:16:46 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on June 04, 2012, 09:15:30 PM

XBOX CANT COMPETE

Yeah...haha...ha. We get the schtick. Don't shit up this thread.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #85 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:16:54 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on June 04, 2012, 09:16:10 PM

So is there like a game to go with this movie?

It's made by Quantic Dream, so no.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #86 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:16:55 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on June 04, 2012, 09:16:10 PM

So is there like a game to go with this movie?

of course not. it's heavy-rain esque, so boring but pretty.

bork · « **Reply #87 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:17:52 PM »

Oh...the people who made Heavy Rain are making this? Never mind.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #88 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:18:00 PM »

LITERALLY JUST RAPED MICROSOFT SHOW WITH ONE TRAILER

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #89 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:18:37 PM »

4 sentences.

bork · « **Reply #90 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:18:38 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on June 04, 2012, 09:18:00 PM

LITERALLY JUST RAPED MICROSOFT SHOW WITH ONE TRAILER

One more and it's a rare bore-banning!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #91 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:18:47 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on June 04, 2012, 09:18:00 PM

LITERALLY JUST RAPED MICROSOFT SHOW WITH ONE TRAILER

sod off with your shtick already. if this was made by bungie you'd be saying it was stupid

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #92 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:19:55 PM »

god forbid im excited for the company that actually has games and interesting press conf

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #93 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:20:33 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #94 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:21:03 PM »

you're excited for the company you shill for. fuck off.

oh this shitty looking game. at least they introduced it with justice music.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #95 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:21:20 PM »

Methodis

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #96 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:21:30 PM »

YESSS PS3 VITA CROSSPLAY UESSSS

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #97 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:21:59 PM »

xbots crying because they dont even have 5 characters to put in a great fighting game thats cross platform like this

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #98 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:22:20 PM »

you know what to do, lyte edge

Baiano19 · « **Reply #99 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:22:30 PM »

this is going to be fun...ny

will I finally witness someone banned here? its a first...

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #100 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:22:34 PM »

when did u get a job at sony pd

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #101 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:23:40 PM »

jesus christ, this isn't even subtle. it looks like they even took code from smash bros.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #102 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:23:59 PM »

this looks bad

Beezy · « **Reply #103 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:24:33 PM »

Smash clone looks really simple...

bork · « **Reply #104 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:24:46 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 04, 2012, 09:22:20 PM

you know what to do, lyte edge

I PUT HIM IN CAMEL CLUTCH FUCK HIS ASS BREAK HIS BACK MAKE HIM HUMBLE.

Two-day ban.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #105 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:25:31 PM »

Nice, Iron Sheik

cool breeze · « **Reply #106 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:26:10 PM »

they literally showed this same stuff weeks ago

Nathan Drake and Big Daddy (Bioshock) have been announced. At least show the new shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #107 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:26:29 PM »

Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

Beezy · « **Reply #108 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:26:45 PM »

Either these people all suck or combos aren't possible in this game.

Baiano19 · « **Reply #109 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:27:09 PM »

Is Sakurai on the stage?

bork · « **Reply #110 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:28:13 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 09:26:29 PM

Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

OH NO A BAN LET'S BITCH ABOUT IT!

Some old shit from him in multiple threads. He'll be back in two days when the conferences are over.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #111 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:28:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 09:26:29 PM

Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

it's annoying as fuck during E3. It's entertaining in small doses in specific game threads

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #112 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:28:54 PM »

All-Stars Brawl is the most yawn worthy game I've seen showcased

cool breeze · « **Reply #113 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:28:59 PM »

vita x ps3 weeeeeoooooooooooo functionality lol

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #114 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:29:26 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on June 04, 2012, 09:26:45 PM

Either these people all suck or combos aren't possible in this game.

this. cant tell if its a shitty game or shitty players. I'm thinking the former because the Chinese guy was obviously some kind of a wizard.

Himu · « **Reply #115 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:30:18 PM »

This is the first E3 where I just don't give a shit. There's games I care about but don't give a flying fuck about the conferences. I'm just prowlin' the net for new game trailers and announcement trailers. Don't give a shit about the rest. Watching Sony conf and I'm bored out of my mind.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #116 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:32:05 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 04, 2012, 09:28:15 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 09:26:29 PM
Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

it's annoying as fuck during E3. It's entertaining in small doses in specific game threads

Why? You make it sound like E3 is some sacred time. Everyone knows Methodis is on the outs, why give him what he wants

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #117 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:33:10 PM »

got a free 60$, biggest applause of show

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #118 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:33:31 PM »

to be fair, Sony conferences are almost always a fucking zzzz-fest. They show cool games, but they almost never are able to make games exiting on the stage.

Microsoft's have great games and are usually entertaining in either a "holy shit that was awesome" or "holy shit that was embarrassing" type of way.

Nintendo's are like the above, but take the former holy shit out

cool breeze · « **Reply #119 on:** June 04, 2012, 09:33:59 PM »

tepid applause for PS1 games on Vita

audience isn't that bad

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Author Topic: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?") (Read 41493 times)