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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #180 on: September 29, 2012, 11:23:58 AM »
What is the status of the team?

Yeah...I played this game last night at my buddy Leguna's house after having played DOA5 all week.  TTT2 is definitely the better game.  My friend's brother was getting all into TTT2 after not having played Tekken since 5.  We went back to DOA5 and it just seemed like an unfinished game in comparison.  TTT2 offers so much more.  I don't hate DOA5 but I wish they had delayed it and added more polish.  The game still plays well though.
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« Reply #181 on: September 29, 2012, 11:53:16 AM »
Stuck going out of town so can't really sink in as much as I would have liked, but first impressions are that this is the best tekken in years.

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« Reply #182 on: September 30, 2012, 05:00:47 AM »
Bork, you still only exist as lyteedge on wtf when i try and invite. The team isnt that far along, I'd be fine with it if you wanted to create a different team and have us join.

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« Reply #183 on: October 01, 2012, 09:25:34 PM »
Guess who's got three legs and just fixed his PS3? THIS GUY!

Although I have to wait until tomorrow before I play (shitload of writing must be done) I will be destroying my free time playing this for at least a month or two!
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« Reply #184 on: October 03, 2012, 01:13:20 PM »
Shaka what's your ID now?  The old one I have hasn't been online in like six months.

Bork, you still only exist as lyteedge on wtf when i try and invite. The team isnt that far along, I'd be fine with it if you wanted to create a different team and have us join.

I guess, but this would be...two members? 
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« Reply #185 on: October 03, 2012, 01:59:51 PM »
We seem to have a few players here, we can make this a thing even if it's just 4 of us.

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« Reply #186 on: October 03, 2012, 02:38:25 PM »
On PS3?  It's just you, me, and Shaka isn't it?
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« Reply #187 on: October 03, 2012, 02:44:35 PM »
Shaka what's your ID now?  The old one I have hasn't been online in like six months.

My US account "Jinfash," which I've been signing into semi-regularly. "Jinfash-KSA" on the other hand is dead and will remain dead for a while.
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« Reply #188 on: October 03, 2012, 11:17:30 PM »
I've only played one match online. I need to fix that.

http://wtf.tekken.com/playercard/view/psn/fatalt1

We have another here. when i said 4 i just based it on this page

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« Reply #189 on: October 03, 2012, 11:57:14 PM »
I can try and get setup this weekend. Ps3

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« Reply #190 on: October 04, 2012, 04:35:09 AM »
I got this game for PS3 yo

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« Reply #191 on: October 04, 2012, 04:50:04 AM »
Post your wtf handles guys :hyper

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« Reply #192 on: October 04, 2012, 06:01:13 AM »
http://wtf.tekken.com/playercard/view/psn/jinfash

I haven't played any online matches since I got the PS3 back, but I'll fix that soon.
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« Reply #193 on: October 04, 2012, 08:22:13 AM »
Bork make the team :hyper

I can delete "TheBore" if we want to keep that name

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« Reply #194 on: October 04, 2012, 09:49:37 AM »
LOL, I haven't even played the game on PS3 in weeks.

Delete the team and I'll make a new one, Momo.
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« Reply #195 on: October 04, 2012, 09:53:17 AM »
Team dissolved :D   

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« Reply #196 on: October 04, 2012, 10:45:25 AM »
Team dissolved :D

Nope...still says it exists.
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« Reply #197 on: October 04, 2012, 11:04:34 AM »
OK...I made the team name "TheBore" without the space.

Invites sent to Jinfash and Momo.

Akala and originalz...give me your Tekken WTF names.

FatalT1...couldn't add you.  Says your name doesn't exist.   WTF, WTF?   ???
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« Reply #198 on: October 04, 2012, 11:06:28 AM »
We have a WTF forum now, too: http://wtf.tekken.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=10775

No point in using it though.
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« Reply #199 on: October 04, 2012, 11:09:17 AM »
OK...I made the team name "TheBore" without the space.

Invites sent to Jinfash and Momo.

Akala and originalz...give me your Tekken WTF names.

FatalT1...couldn't add you.  Says your name doesn't exist.   WTF, WTF?   ???
Did the same with you, maybe it's the number at the end (i.e. shitty validation checking by namco)

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« Reply #200 on: October 04, 2012, 11:10:24 AM »
I seem to show up as "lyteedge" even though I'm totally "lyteedge2" when I play Tekken.   :lol
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« Reply #201 on: October 04, 2012, 11:12:08 AM »
This thing must be slow to delete records too because I did delete the bore for sure. tsk tsk namco

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« Reply #202 on: October 04, 2012, 11:14:57 AM »
I seem to show up as "lyteedge" even though I'm totally "lyteedge2" when I play Tekken.   :lol
Namco-poodai databases!

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« Reply #203 on: October 04, 2012, 01:55:16 PM »
First-day sales comparison with DOA5. Note that this is for Japan-only:

[PS3] Dead or Alive 5 {2012.09.27} - 66,586
[360] Dead or Alive 5 {2012.09.27} - 14,811

[PS3] Tekken Tag Tournament 2 {2012.09.13} - 62,630
[360] Tekken Tag Tournament 2 {2012.09.13} - 5,000

Interesting seeing DOA5 sell more, even if it's just by a small amount on PS3.
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« Reply #204 on: October 04, 2012, 02:07:42 PM »
BOOBS! TT2 is a way better game though. Baek ftw
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« Reply #205 on: October 04, 2012, 02:39:53 PM »
Tit or an Ass 5

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« Reply #206 on: October 04, 2012, 03:07:00 PM »
I would say that TT2 has out boobied DOA5 with the Big Bikini Pack

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« Reply #207 on: October 04, 2012, 04:16:59 PM »
I would say that TT2 has out boobied DOA5 with the Big Bikini Pack

Those unlockable..."clothes"...for Tina, Christie and Lisa destroy anything TTT2 offers on the perversion scale.

But who cares?  Soul Calibur took that crown years ago.   :lol
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« Reply #208 on: October 05, 2012, 12:13:59 AM »
Tag2 has had enough presence in the arcades and lots of the hardcore players won't buy the console versions because there's apparently some slight lag that they keep bitching about.  I can't notice the difference but I'm no pro.  DOA5 has always been strong in Japan and there's no other way to play it.

Still a goddamn crime, though.

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« Reply #209 on: October 05, 2012, 01:15:05 AM »
WTF @ those sales. Get it the fuck together Japan

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« Reply #210 on: October 05, 2012, 01:23:20 AM »
Bork was absolutely right; picking Alissa as my tag partner is the way to go if you want to cut that Unknown bitch up. Arcade is not much of a challenge anymore.
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« Reply #211 on: October 05, 2012, 02:52:37 AM »
I use Lili as my partner for Unknown, but then again I can take Unknown down easily as Nina alone.
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« Reply #212 on: October 05, 2012, 11:02:47 AM »
BAEK + ASUKA
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« Reply #213 on: October 05, 2012, 01:14:40 PM »
Why are you guys even playing arcade mode?  Just play ghost mode to unlock stuff.
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« Reply #214 on: October 05, 2012, 01:58:21 PM »
After seeing the cursing fit my friend unleashed upon playing Arcade Mode, I have been playing Ghost Mode exclusively. Is it possible to unlock everything through that?

Nina is my grapple-happy bone-snapping bitch and Bryan Fury is my gigglepuss puncher of faces

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« Reply #215 on: October 05, 2012, 02:14:56 PM »
ghost mode is ultimate- its what I want from a fighting game.
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« Reply #216 on: October 05, 2012, 02:29:02 PM »
After seeing the cursing fit my friend unleashed upon playing Arcade Mode, I have been playing Ghost Mode exclusively. Is it possible to unlock everything through that?

Nina is my grapple-happy bone-snapping bitch and Bryan Fury is my gigglepuss puncher of faces

Ghost Mode is the only way to unlock everything AFAIK.  Arcade Mode only gives you endings, which you can unlock in Ghost Mode anyway.
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« Reply #217 on: October 05, 2012, 03:10:17 PM »
Why are you guys even playing arcade mode?  Just play ghost mode to unlock stuff.

Does it unlock the movies as well? It's my favorite thing to do since the PSX games.

Also, this game in co-op (offline/online) is tittttttttieeeeeees. My only gripe is that Ghost Mode doesn't allow pair play and pair play mode doesn't rank your characters up or unlock items.

Edit: Never mind, you answered the first question. Ghost Mode FTW!
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« Reply #218 on: October 09, 2012, 05:22:14 AM »
:drudge UPDATE 1.02 HAS BEEN RELEASED :drudge

It includes:
- Free characters: Slim Bob, Miharu, Sebastian.
- Free stages: Russia, Saudi Arabia, Poland, Chile.
- Online World Arena in Online Mode.
- Customizable decals in Customization.
- Tekken Theater in Gallery: Openings and Endings CGIs from past Tekken games (I think this is DLC).
- Fix: Kunimitsu's crouching hitbox, Ogre's infinite.
- Fix: Long loading of costume selection screen on the PS3. :o

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« Reply #219 on: October 09, 2012, 10:43:13 AM »
The costume select load times are not fixed on PS3.  They're just not as long.   :-\

Still a nice little update.
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« Reply #220 on: October 09, 2012, 12:03:17 PM »
Wait, they're even quicker than that on the 360?

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« Reply #221 on: October 09, 2012, 12:22:30 PM »
IT'S TEKKEN TIME MOTHERBITCHES

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« Reply #222 on: October 09, 2012, 12:33:49 PM »
Just got the update.

:bow Slim Bob :bow2

Apparently they added the ability to download the music from Tekken 1-3 and Tag (though they're missing 4, which I liked) for $2 a pop if you were hoping for some Namco-Bandai microtransaction bullshit

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« Reply #223 on: October 09, 2012, 02:01:24 PM »
Wait, they're even quicker than that on the 360?

:gloomy

Installed, there are no load times when selecting costumes on 360.

Just got the update.

:bow Slim Bob :bow2

Apparently they added the ability to download the music from Tekken 1-3 and Tag (though they're missing 4, which I liked) for $2 a pop if you were hoping for some Namco-Bandai microtransaction bullshit

LOLOL Namco on that- I got the music I wanted to use, threw it on a flash drive, and copied it over.
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« Reply #224 on: October 09, 2012, 02:19:05 PM »
Got the update earlier. Wanted to play some but got pulled away.

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« Reply #225 on: October 11, 2012, 01:57:28 PM »
"TEKKEN BALL AND NINTENDO OUTFITS = TEH SUPERIOR VERSION!!!!!!!!!!1111111111" -Nintendo fans



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That is not wait I am seeing.. HAHA Shut up and continue Beta testing the game for us.. HA! PS3 can't handle all this extra stuff hahaha!!!!! Fuck you Sony and Microsoft!

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Your PS3 copy is shit HAHAHA! Thanks for the Beta test bitch.

Never mind Harada saying that there may be problems with the netcode...THERE'S TEKKEN BALL AND MARIO OUTFITS!
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« Reply #226 on: October 11, 2012, 02:10:51 PM »
Will come out as either free or paid DLC.

Oh, and btw, this game is still tits. The perky type.
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« Reply #227 on: October 11, 2012, 02:17:32 PM »
Even if it doesn't...

...it's Tekken Ball.  That's not exactly going to make me rush out to buy a Wii U.   :P
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« Reply #228 on: October 14, 2012, 05:56:32 PM »
A friend brought this over last night and promptly got to drunk to remember to bring it home with him, so I've been playing all day. Pretty darn fun. Having some issues understanding/execcuting the tag mechanics, but everyone I play with are hammering on buttons because sparkly colors, so it's not a big deal.

Can you unlock more characters by doing stuff? Unknown, Devil, etc?

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« Reply #229 on: October 14, 2012, 06:47:52 PM »
There are no hidden characters to unlock.  Kazuya can transform into Devil...it's one of his moves.  Unknown is going to be released in the next update, alongside Dr. B. and Violet.

And I'm definitely glad that the last patch greatly-reduced the outfit selection load times on PS3.  It feels much more playable now.  360 is still better though.
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« Reply #230 on: October 16, 2012, 11:51:43 AM »
Still playing this.

GOTY contender.
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« Reply #231 on: October 16, 2012, 12:09:47 PM »
And I'm definitely glad that the last patch greatly-reduced the outfit selection load times on PS3.  It feels much more playable now.  360 is still better though.

Yup.

I literally held off on customizing my characters because of how long it took to load that screen, but now I've finally started spending that gold. I wish the next update would further improve it, but for now this will do.
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« Reply #232 on: October 16, 2012, 12:21:27 PM »
They need to make an update to address how fuckin' long it takes to unlock character-specific custom parts.

I spent a lot of time in ghost battle and I STILL don't have the one outfit set I want (Michelle's wrasslin' gear).  It's ridiculous.
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« Reply #233 on: October 16, 2012, 12:22:52 PM »
I honestly take what I can get.

Edit: Wait, are there items that have to be unlocked, i.e. not for sale by default?
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« Reply #234 on: October 16, 2012, 12:35:52 PM »
Sometimes I'm playing ghost battle and it's like UNLOCKED NEW OUTFIT SHIT and I'm like 'For which character?' Is it referring to general unlocks for everyone or what?

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« Reply #235 on: October 16, 2012, 12:46:58 PM »
Sometimes I'm playing ghost battle and it's like UNLOCKED NEW OUTFIT SHIT and I'm like 'For which character?' Is it referring to general unlocks for everyone or what?

You get custom parts/outfits for the character(s) that you beat in the gold-box ghost battle matches.  So if you play against Jin/Kazuya, you'll get something for either one of them or possibly both.

This is really annoying since this means you have to first wait to play against the specific character you want to unlock stuff for, then hope that when you win you get the parts you want for him/her. 
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« Reply #236 on: October 16, 2012, 12:46:59 PM »
man I kinda want this game but not at $60 ... let me know when it flopx0rz so I can taste the tears
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« Reply #237 on: October 16, 2012, 01:15:53 PM »
Kinda slowed down here, Borderlands 2 has sucked up all my time, however once I feel I've seen it all I'll be back in the Tekken party.

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« Reply #238 on: October 16, 2012, 02:11:20 PM »
I bought Borderlands 2 but still haven't touched it. I blame myself for picking the inferior version. :(
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« Reply #239 on: October 16, 2012, 02:14:05 PM »
You get custom parts/outfits for the character(s) that you beat in the gold-box ghost battle matches.  So if you play against Jin/Kazuya, you'll get something for either one of them or possibly both.

This is really annoying since this means you have to first wait to play against the specific character you want to unlock stuff for, then hope that when you win you get the parts you want for him/her.

All this time I thought I was unlocking items for the characters I'm using. :\
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