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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #240 on: October 17, 2012, 02:04:47 PM »
I'm strongly considering trading this in.  I just . . . don't like it.  :( 
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Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #241 on: October 17, 2012, 02:45:29 PM »
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Robo

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« Reply #242 on: October 17, 2012, 03:01:39 PM »
It's not a bad game by any means, but I don't feel a desire to commit to it whatsoever, and since it requires so much input memorization and muscle memory, there's not much there for me as a casual fan.  I think the worst thing I can say about it is that it's not-at-all intuitive, adding significantly to the challenge of n00bs getting over the learning hurdle and playing "correctly", so to speak.  Or at least, old men with limited short-term memory.

And frankly, every time I play it, I'm just overwhelmed with a desire to be playing VF5:FS instead.  :smug
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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #243 on: October 17, 2012, 03:04:59 PM »
Actually it kinda sounds like you should be trying...

...DOA5. 

Also I don't think it's as hard to get into as it seems.  You don't need to have all of a characters' movesets memorized to play well enough.
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Robo

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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #244 on: October 17, 2012, 03:11:54 PM »
I might be totally bitchmade, but I'm not playing DOA5.  I'm only watching clips of win poses on youtube.
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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #245 on: October 17, 2012, 03:22:09 PM »
TBH if you like VF5, chances are you'll like DOA5. 

I consider myself a casual 3D fighting game player too...DOA has always been better for casual play.  5 also addresses a lot of the flaws from the last game.

I think Soul Calibur V is also easier to get into as well.
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Robo

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« Reply #246 on: October 17, 2012, 03:47:59 PM »
I do want to give DOA5 an honest shot.  I randomly watched a tournament stream around when it came out and it seems pretty fun.  I love the flow and pace of it, and it's a vibrant, beautiful-looking game.
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Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #247 on: October 17, 2012, 04:06:31 PM »
I can understand how this game can be overwhelming, especially when the urgency of juggles dawns on you when playing online, but to say it's not intuitive is a bit much. I think it's one of the most fluid and intuitive 3D fighters out there. Any casual can pick up the controller and enjoy almost any character, but again, it only lasts until juggles halts all the fun lol.
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« Reply #248 on: October 17, 2012, 04:38:58 PM »
Shaka, games like Soul Calibur and Dead Or Alive are much, much easier to pick up and play than Tekken.
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Robo

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« Reply #249 on: October 17, 2012, 04:49:45 PM »
I don't think it's very intuitive at all.  To clarify, I think it's just a learning curve hurdle and not something that's fundamentally wrong with the game.

For example—and feel free to correct me if I'm totally off base here, you've all undoubtedly put far more time into this series than I have—the inputs and their corresponding moves don't seem to correlate very much character-to-character; there's not an overarching set of "rules" that someone can grasp and use to assist in figuring out how to play one character after gaining a familiarity with another—beyond memorizing the movelist, of course.

Contrast with Soul Calibur, where inputs and strings don't vary wildly, and similar inputs net similar attacks from most of the cast.  Not everything correlates, of course, but it does present a general, intuitive set of "rules" that at least gives you the opportunity to try things without returning to the movelist (essentially, mashing without mashing).  And the result is that it takes you less time to get to the advanced stuff because you've begun already familiar with the fundamentals.

(Granted, Soul Calibur is much more committed to what any given button does, where left-punch/right-punch doesn't necessarily mean much of anything.)

. . . And I think that lends to explain in part why those huge Tekken juggles are so outrageously daunting.  And the complication of the matter is compounded when you're swapping between two characters rather than one.  And so on.
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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #250 on: October 18, 2012, 12:22:54 AM »
The DLC characters don't have customization options then?

Tag 2 is definitely more difficult to get "good" at than the normal Tekken games.  If you try playing it like a normal Tekken fighter you'll get destroyed in matches, there's a tremendous amount of strategy involved with picking your team and setting attacks up so that you can make the most of your partner.

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« Reply #251 on: October 18, 2012, 09:11:49 AM »
I think Tekken at this point has groups of characters that play similarly to one another, but to me it's really no different than the way other 3D fighters play.  I think VF5 is still a much harder game to master.  Namco fighters tend to have some awkward move inputs...SCV simplified some things, but TTT2 remains the same.

The DLC characters don't have customization options then?

They do.  The "DLC" characters are all on the disc and are just like the rest of the characters.  They have endings, too.

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Tag 2 is definitely more difficult to get "good" at than the normal Tekken games.  If you try playing it like a normal Tekken fighter you'll get destroyed in matches, there's a tremendous amount of strategy involved with picking your team and setting attacks up so that you can make the most of your partner.

...Or you can play solo.
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« Reply #252 on: November 12, 2012, 12:29:34 PM »
Dr. B, Unknown, and Violet will be unlocked tomorrow!

The four pre-order characters -Michelle, Kunimitsu, Angel, and Ogre- will also be released for those who don't have them.

As always, the price is FREE.
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« Reply #253 on: November 12, 2012, 12:55:26 PM »
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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #254 on: November 24, 2012, 04:40:02 PM »
"TEKKEN BALL AND NINTENDO OUTFITS = TEH SUPERIOR VERSION!!!!!!!!!!1111111111" -Nintendo fans



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Thank you as usual 360 and PS3 users for being useful beta testers!

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Wii U version GREATER THAN PS3/360 Version... FACTS! So can we get Naruto Ninja Storm 3 on Wii U please?

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That is not wait I am seeing.. HAHA Shut up and continue Beta testing the game for us.. HA! PS3 can't handle all this extra stuff hahaha!!!!! Fuck you Sony and Microsoft!

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Your PS3 copy is shit HAHAHA! Thanks for the Beta test bitch.

Never mind Harada saying that there may be problems with the netcode...THERE'S TEKKEN BALL AND MARIO OUTFITS!

I've had zero issues with online matches so far.
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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #255 on: November 30, 2012, 01:27:57 PM »
HUMP PUMP BATTLE



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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #256 on: December 01, 2012, 12:21:29 PM »
cross up hump made me lol

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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #257 on: March 07, 2013, 08:13:52 PM »
Got this during the XBL Games on Demand sale. So far I've only played through arcade mode once (Law & Alisa). The final boss is waaaaay easier than the one from Tekken 6.

Btw, I didn't know Alisa was considered cheesy. I loved using her in T6. :lol

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« Reply #258 on: March 07, 2013, 10:46:11 PM »
GAF had a tournament for this game recently.  I got way, way further in it than I should have because of scrub Alisa tactics.   :lol  Almost made it to the end.
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