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« Reply #60 on: August 21, 2012, 12:46:59 PM »
Double-dipping on this one.

I have vacation time to waste, so I put in a request to take off the 12th-14th.   :lol :-[
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« Reply #61 on: August 29, 2012, 11:01:30 AM »
Lili gets a FUWA FUWA SUKAATO~



FUWA FUWA TIME
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« Reply #62 on: August 29, 2012, 11:13:16 AM »
Think the guide will be good?  I see it has contributions from KOR and it's only $16 on Amazon . . . but it's a Prima guide.  Or do I have the wrong impression of their fighting guides?

Being that I've never been very good at Tekken, I might just pick it up in any case.
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« Reply #63 on: August 29, 2012, 11:14:55 AM »
A lot of guides have gotten better recently...I may get it too.

The last guide I felt ripped off on was for Street Fighter X Tekken, since it didn't contain any data for the DLC characters.   ::)
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« Reply #64 on: September 09, 2012, 11:50:00 AM »
Ordered the guide from Amazon. 

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« Reply #65 on: September 09, 2012, 12:46:43 PM »
Bring on the sizzling jizz.

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« Reply #66 on: September 09, 2012, 12:51:37 PM »
Dem smoov Tekken grooves

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« Reply #67 on: September 10, 2012, 12:24:38 AM »
:drudge
New batch of DLC characters datamined the from the leaked ISO:

Slim Bob


Miharu (Xiaoyu’s bestie)


Dr. Boskonovitch Bitch


Sebastian (Lili's butler)


Violet


Unknown (TTT1's final boss)


No information about dates and pricing as of yet obviously, but if these are indeed new characters with unique movesets instead of skins or customized characters then we can probably assume they're free, since Harada-sama vowed not to charge for anything other than cosmetics. (Let's hope Namco didn't break him)
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« Reply #69 on: September 10, 2012, 02:38:52 AM »
So although I'm still hyped to the moon for this, let's get some of the negative visual points out of the way:

-The game apparently still runs at sub-HD resolution like Tekken 6 did.
-You cannot disable motion blur, so no higher-res "trick" like the 360 TK6 offered.
-The resolution actually drops down MORE when you have 3-4 characters on screen at the same time.
-Background animations/details are lost when playing online.  For example, all of the people watching on the schoolyard stage are gone. 

I don't mind the last point if it means smoother online play, and initial impressions are overall pretty positive.  It's SCV-quality, which is REALLY good.

I've also played the TTT2 Prologue on Tekken Hybrid.  It's a definite step up from TK6 and the character models look noticeably better.  The game looks great.   :)
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« Reply #70 on: September 10, 2012, 02:44:29 AM »
I thought it was 720p and dynamically drops a level when an extra character appears on screen (four characters resulting in ~ +/-500p). If it's significantly lower than 720p with 2 chars on screen, it'll be disappointing.

Also, does it apply any AA by default? Disabling motion blur in the PS3 version of T2 added a 2xAA to slightly alleviate the jagfest.
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« Reply #71 on: September 10, 2012, 02:27:56 PM »
From GAF:

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Thanks for that, here is the relevant slide:

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2 players = 1024x720
3 players = 900x720
4 players = 800x720

I noticed the image quality in TTT2 on 360 is sharper than T6 on 360 but there is definitely more aliasing in TTT2. Turning motion blur off doesn't improve the image quality or bump up the resolution like it did in 360 T6.
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« Reply #72 on: September 10, 2012, 02:33:49 PM »
So you can turn the motion blur off, it just doesn't affect the performance at all.
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« Reply #73 on: September 10, 2012, 03:08:52 PM »
just needs Snoop playable  :lol

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« Reply #74 on: September 10, 2012, 04:28:30 PM »
Grrr, I really hate their engine.
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« Reply #75 on: September 10, 2012, 04:31:58 PM »
But is it DOGG or LION

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« Reply #76 on: September 10, 2012, 06:33:14 PM »
Anna Williams is calling people on behalf of Gamestop and leaving a long voice message about picking the game up tomorrow.    :lol

https://www.google.com/voice/fm/09726733023254949775/AHwOX_BDUPnANdEC93e04XNrJ1cN35kKjUJJKEUQrDw0FpvZddfikdm37ZOZsYWJ4XXmgMTOzKsMRfLgmpdzkthr6oehkPcB88QQR4_uReukghUdb0ifrWN8BqNkVf2yEPQKWxtc4rhiZ_5ETkU-oP8Nc-EnRMxQxw

"This is Anna Williams, calling in on behalf of Gamestop with some juicy news. Turns out your copy of Tekken Tag Tournament 2 is ready for pick up. Better run along to your nearest Gamestop tomorrow morning to pick up, or I might just swipe your copy for myself.

And if you happen to have any old games lying around, but some of that business savvy to work and trade them in for 30% extra in-store credit when you purchase Tekken Tag Tournament 2.

But if you really want to impress me, let's see how you handle a one-on-one fight. Or to make it interesting, let's try two-on-one. You game? Either way, I'll be waiting.

Just remember: power to the player."


I LOL'd at the innuendo.
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« Reply #77 on: September 10, 2012, 06:38:14 PM »
I just got one of those.  I missed the beginning, so when I first answered the phone, I thought I was getting solicited by a sex line.
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« Reply #78 on: September 10, 2012, 06:43:25 PM »
Somebody put it on Google voice...I put the link in my last post.

And yeah, I thought the same thing.   :lol  I never answer calls from an area code I don't recognize.
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« Reply #79 on: September 10, 2012, 06:59:40 PM »
The arcade footage looks great.  Shame about the resolution issues on consoles.

Need that PS4/Xbox8 already.  Or a pc version!

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« Reply #80 on: September 10, 2012, 07:01:36 PM »
lol @ Google's attempt at transcription

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Yeah, this is Anna Williams coming in on the house of doing stuff with him to using noons turned out your copy of tech intact tournament to is ready for pick up better run along to your nearest gamestop tomorrow morning to pick it up or I might just like your copy from my cell and if you happen to have any own games lying around, put some of that business that work and trade them and for 30% extreme store credit. When you purchase checking tag tournament too. Yeah if you really want to impress me. Let's see how you handle it one on one finite or to make it interesting. Bye. Yeah, let's try. 211. You game. Yeah. Either way. Yeah, I'll be waiting. Yes, remember. Yeah. Our to the planner.

Please rename thread to Tech Intact Tournament To |OT|
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« Reply #81 on: September 10, 2012, 07:49:56 PM »
Fuck I want to buy this but I don't have any time to play it, I'm training nonstop so I can be in Tekken Tag 3 :(

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« Reply #82 on: September 10, 2012, 11:13:06 PM »
I can confirm that Anna wants to sex me as well.

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« Reply #83 on: September 10, 2012, 11:28:16 PM »
What a slut.
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« Reply #84 on: September 11, 2012, 01:41:53 AM »
There's no fuckin' midnight launch for this! I guess I'm just gonna wait for a price drop. TO THE CAG PRICE TRACKER

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« Reply #85 on: September 11, 2012, 12:50:13 PM »
:hyper :hyper
 

Back from Gamestop.  The store has a new manager and she would not stop pestering me about signing up for the rip-off rewards card the entire time.  She even seemed to be agitated that I wasn't going to take up this totally fabulous offer!

  It was really, really annoying and just another reminder of why I only go to Gamestop for those few exclusive things like the pre-order bonus.  Even as the transaction finished, she asked me why I wasn't interested.  I said "I just don't go to Gamestop enough for it to matter" and that finally got her to stop.

I had a nice stack of trade-ins that paid for both copies of the game and still had $35 left over that went towards DOA5 CE.   Dreading having to go back there to get that game, but once I do it's buh-bye Gamestop again until whenever exclusive edition or bonus makes me go back.

On another note, she also kept hyping up the "Tekken 6/Soul Calibur V mash-up game," which is obviously a budget-priced collection pack, as a new fighting game.  -_-
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« Reply #86 on: September 11, 2012, 02:22:00 PM »
Fair warning to those who get the game on PS3- The install takes a loooooooooooooooooooong time.  I'm glad it's mandatory this time, since TK6 PS3 uninstalled had horrific load times and idiots would play it without installing.

I just played a bunch of matches on 360.  Online is definitely on par with Soul Calibur V...perhaps even better- I had a very smooth match against someone from the UK. 

There's one guy playing the game offline on my 360 friends list, but my PS3 friends lists are dominated by people playing the game.  Probably a safe bet to assume that the PS3 version is going to be much more popular.

Gonna try it on PS3 now.
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« Reply #87 on: September 11, 2012, 02:23:56 PM »
Fuck why do I only have a Xbox fight stick :(

Can you tell if there's any difference re: graphics between the two versions?

I SO wish there was a PC version of this

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« Reply #88 on: September 11, 2012, 02:32:59 PM »
Fuck why do I only have a Xbox fight stick :(

Can you tell if there's any difference re: graphics between the two versions?

I SO wish there was a PC version of this

I haven't seen anything that sticks out, but we have to wait for the "experts" to put it under the microscope.  Regardless of its resolution, the game still looks a lot nicer than Tekken 6 did.  The character models have been redone for the better.

I wish games like this came out on everything- a PC version and a Vita version with cross play would be awesome.

And LOLOLOLOL at the character creation system...in a good way- There's multiple slots available per character AND a full color palette for adjusting colors.  It's like they looked at everything SFxTK did wrong and made sure TTT2 did it right.   :lol
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« Reply #89 on: September 11, 2012, 03:01:40 PM »
OK, I take that back- get it on 360.  Even installed, the PS3 version has noticeably-longer load times and even has to load stuff like the outfit select on the character select screen.   :yuck

It looked like there were more jaggies too, but I did play the 360 version on my 22" ASUS monitor and the PS3 version on my 42" Panasonic.
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« Reply #90 on: September 11, 2012, 03:12:50 PM »
Does it have crazy CG endings for all the characters

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« Reply #91 on: September 11, 2012, 03:24:59 PM »
Aw, my go' dang guide hasn't even shipped yet.  I'm gonna be mashing buttons tonight.
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« Reply #92 on: September 11, 2012, 04:00:30 PM »
Aw, my go' dang guide hasn't even shipped yet.  I'm gonna be mashing buttons tonight.

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« Reply #93 on: September 11, 2012, 04:43:54 PM »
So yeah, after an extended amount of play time with the PS3 version, it's a bit disappointing- the game stopping to load on any character with an outfit other than their default is incredibly annoying. It just keeps loading more than the 360 version -noticeably so- and breaks up what should be a smoother experience.

Since my main PSN account registers itself as Japanese, I deleted my save data and will be playing under my alt "lyteedge2" account- add me if you added me to "lyteedge" before and want to play.

Currently-reinstalling the game to see if something went wrong the first time, but right now...360 version is better.

Does it have crazy CG endings for all the characters

Yup...for EVERYONE!   :o

Aw, my go' dang guide hasn't even shipped yet.  I'm gonna be mashing buttons tonight.

The guide sucks...you're not missing anything.  They couldn't even bother to put the characters in alphabetical order.  No, instead the guide divides itself up by AUTHOR, then the characters in order based on who wrote what strategies for them.  It's fuckin' distinguished mentally-challenged.
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« Reply #94 on: September 11, 2012, 04:46:04 PM »
WTF, that's awful.  Is there any sort of in-game training, tutorial or challenge mode?
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« Reply #95 on: September 11, 2012, 05:42:38 PM »
Well, no rage quitters yet, but I did just fight some lady who started SCREAMING into the mic when I beat her every round on PS3.   :lol

WTF, that's awful.  Is there any sort of in-game training, tutorial or challenge mode?

I haven't checked out training mode yet.  It will demonstrate moves for you though.  I believe there is at least one challenge mode of some sort...ghost battle mode is back, too.

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« Reply #96 on: September 11, 2012, 06:58:10 PM »
This is the longest I've waited before starting a game I bought...
> input redeemable codes (admittedly optional)
> update ps3 required, download update
> install update
> insufficient hd space, quit game
> delete data
> long ass game install

Serves me right for buying the inferior version
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« Reply #97 on: September 11, 2012, 07:01:30 PM »
GOTY though. IQ isn't as awful as T6 methinks.
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« Reply #98 on: September 11, 2012, 07:04:30 PM »
I'm so ready, this is going to be awesome.
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« Reply #99 on: September 11, 2012, 07:10:25 PM »
WTF, that's awful.  Is there any sort of in-game training, tutorial or challenge mode?

I haven't yet tried Fight Lab but it have what you're looking for.
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« Reply #100 on: September 11, 2012, 07:34:50 PM »
I picked up the PS3 version even after reading bork laser's comments about it. I'd rather play with a decent controller that doesn't have a shitty D-pad and deal with long load times than suffer with the Xbox 360's controller. Fighting games and the Xbox do NOT mix.

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« Reply #101 on: September 11, 2012, 07:44:34 PM »
Stick mang, stick

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« Reply #102 on: September 11, 2012, 07:49:55 PM »
Online coop is smooth and awesome. GOTY.
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« Reply #103 on: September 11, 2012, 07:54:41 PM »
I don't own a stick and never liked them much after playing a lot of console fighters. I don't play enough fighters to warrant the purchase of one, either.

Anyways, I got the GameStop Pre-order code for it even though I didn't Pre-order it.

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« Reply #104 on: September 11, 2012, 08:18:00 PM »
I picked up the PS3 version even after reading bork laser's comments about it. I'd rather play with a decent controller that doesn't have a shitty D-pad and deal with long load times than suffer with the Xbox 360's controller. Fighting games and the Xbox do NOT mix.

You can buy a fightpad.  I use it on PS3 too...way more comfortable to use and the button set up works better.  Why do people act like the stock controller is the only thing available for use?   ???

GOTY though. IQ isn't as awful as T6 methinks.

It's cringe-worthy during win poses on PS3.  I need to try the 360 version on my HDTV and see if it looks as bad on the bigger screen.
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« Reply #105 on: September 11, 2012, 08:25:34 PM »
My face remains unmelted by sizzling jizz as the UPS truck has not arrived.
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« Reply #106 on: September 11, 2012, 11:29:26 PM »
Defeated Heihachi in arcade mode :lawl:
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« Reply #107 on: September 11, 2012, 11:46:26 PM »
I wanted to play some online then was greeted with the sign in prompt, "weird, I have my PS3 set to automatic sign-in", I signed in the... "A new system update is required for online play."

That's right, 4.25 has been rolled out since my afternoon post! Two updates in the same day! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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« Reply #108 on: September 12, 2012, 12:41:29 AM »
Hit me up if you want to play some matches, Shaka.  I'm playing on lyteedge2.

Playing Ghost Battle is the fastest way I've found to unlock stuff.  I got about 1.7 million gold, unlocked more parts for the character edit, more portraits and intro backgrounds, and got two endings unlocked after just 11 matches.

Hilarious endings...was also surprised how long Lili's ending is. 
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« Reply #109 on: September 12, 2012, 12:50:08 AM »
I haven't yet completed a single arcade run. :lol

That final boss, while packing a nice surprise, is cheap as hell. More so for forcing me to play 2 rounds.

But I'll hit you up fo sho.
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« Reply #110 on: September 12, 2012, 01:10:18 AM »
Remember how bad Shao Khan was in last year's Mortal Kombat game?

Unknown in Tekken Tag 2 is eleventy billion times worse.

Forza 4 is going back in my X360's disc tray unless someone can figure out how to beat that cunt.
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« Reply #111 on: September 12, 2012, 01:17:16 AM »
Remember how bad Shao Khan was in last year's Mortal Kombat game?

In the arcade ladder?  He was easy as hell once you figure out that you can just keep jumping over him, hit him on the other side, jump back over, and repeat.

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« Reply #112 on: September 12, 2012, 01:20:07 AM »
Remember how bad Shao Khan was in last year's Mortal Kombat game?

In the arcade ladder?  He was easy as hell once you figure out that you can just keep jumping over him, hit him on the other side, jump back over, and repeat.

Yeah. But the emperor of the Outworld didn't have an attack that took 99.999 percent of your life bar.

Holy fucking shit, Unknown more or less ruined Tekken Tag 2 for me.
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« Reply #113 on: September 12, 2012, 02:40:41 AM »
Bork is right about how annoying it is to wait for a customized character to load the costume screen during character select. The fact that you can instantly select the default outfit by hitting X is nice, especially when you don't give a fuck and just want to play, but I hate how this is a PS3 only issue.
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« Reply #114 on: September 12, 2012, 02:47:18 AM »
Holy Christ on the cross, I am fucking horrible at this game.  WHERE IS MY GUIDE
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« Reply #115 on: September 12, 2012, 02:50:02 AM »
Bork is right about how annoying it is to wait for a customized character to load the costume screen during character select. The fact that you can instantly select the default outfit by hitting X is nice, especially when you don't give a fuck and just want to play, but I hate how this is a PS3 only issue.

I am still amazed that nobody else seems to be complaining about this.

Remember how bad Shao Khan was in last year's Mortal Kombat game?

In the arcade ladder?  He was easy as hell once you figure out that you can just keep jumping over him, hit him on the other side, jump back over, and repeat.

Yeah. But the emperor of the Outworld didn't have an attack that took 99.999 percent of your life bar.

Holy fucking shit, Unknown more or less ruined Tekken Tag 2 for me.

Stop playing the arcade mode or drop the difficulty level down then.
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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #116 on: September 12, 2012, 09:51:38 AM »
I had the difficulty level on easy.  :-\
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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #117 on: September 12, 2012, 10:03:42 AM »
OK, so clearly just picking characters and mashing through the arcade mode stops at the last boss.  It's time to learn a few things and try again.

I'll try arcade mode today maybe, but I'd rather just keep playing ghost battle mode and online instead.
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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #118 on: September 12, 2012, 11:04:05 AM »
What mode are the bosses in?  All I played was Arcade, but I figured it was an endless Kumite, and I suck too much to do much with it.

I'm not crazy about Fight Lab.  It's extremely overindulgent for what is basically a simple Challenge mode—it has more dialogue than any other mode in the game and extensive God Hand-esque move customization and point accumulation. 

I appreciate the zaniness in some small way, and maybe if I didn't actually need to use Fight Lab to figure out how to play the game, I'd probably think differently of it.
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Re: Why Tekken Tag 2's sizzling jizz will melt your face
« Reply #119 on: September 12, 2012, 02:31:39 PM »
I think I've found my main team in Anna and Nina.  Too good!

But I'm also really liking Kunimitsu (I did some INSANE attack dodging in one match...it was unreal) and Jaycee.

I consider myself to be very much a beginner-level Tekken player.  IMO the most important things to learn first are movement (learn how to step-cancel ASAP) and pokes for the characters you like.  Counters too (they're easy!) 

Hit up guides/forums to get the character's best special moves and start from there.  Once you get comfortable with the moves, start adding a bit onto the end to make your combos longer.  It's pointless to try and learn huge, long combo strings in the beginning.  And forget those dumb 10 hit combos.  Nobody uses them.
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