Author Topic: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance (Read 71994 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #720 on:** December 30, 2012, 07:51:38 PM »

So close AP. Nothing to be disappointed about though: dude had a stunning season, coming off what most thought was an injury that would ruin the promise of his career.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #721 on:** December 30, 2012, 09:37:00 PM »

Is there a particular reason the score of the Redskins/Cowboys game is front and center on Drudge? Is there some cultural significance I'm missing? How is he baiting black people with this? I haven't followed the season closely enough to know.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #722 on:** December 30, 2012, 11:10:38 PM »

Romo fail

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #723 on:** December 30, 2012, 11:12:11 PM »

ROMO

Just as Collinsworth was setting up the nauseating comeback narrative hahahaha

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #724 on:** December 30, 2012, 11:15:31 PM »

Seattle at DC next weekend.

Suck it, Willco.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #725 on:** December 30, 2012, 11:18:06 PM »

Redskins have two legit QBs. Cousins was solid in college, I knew he'd do well in the NFL if he was in the right situation.

Mandark · « **Reply #726 on:** December 31, 2012, 12:59:33 AM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on December 30, 2012, 09:37:00 PM

Is there a particular reason the score of the Redskins/Cowboys game is front and center on Drudge? Is there some cultural significance I'm missing? How is he baiting black people with this? I haven't followed the season closely enough to know.

Drudge is from the DC area (he went to my high school) so he's presumably a big Skins fan.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #727 on:** December 31, 2012, 01:04:55 AM »

Drudge is also heavily invested in the "is RGIII black enough, is he a republican, etc" stuff. I know his motive is to expose "reverse racism" or whatever, but I did enjoy seeing the site slam Rob Parker

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #728 on:** December 31, 2012, 01:17:49 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2012, 01:04:55 AM

Drudge is also heavily invested in the "is RGIII black enough, is he a republican, etc" stuff. I know his motive is to expose "reverse racism" or whatever

That's a thing?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #729 on:** December 31, 2012, 01:25:40 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 31, 2012, 01:17:49 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2012, 01:04:55 AM
Drudge is also heavily invested in the "is RGIII black enough, is he a republican, etc" stuff. I know his motive is to expose "reverse racism" or whatever

That's a thing?

Yup. He's been pretty pissed about Django and trying his hardest to paint it as a failure, mainly due to some of the stuff Jamie Foxx has said over the years. "Exposing" black reverse racism is a pretty popular exercise on the right. That being said, anyone who shits on Rob Parker gets dap from me, and I do think his comments racially offensive (and I rarely get offended)

see: http://www.wnd.com/2012/12/black-racism-unchained/#CksjHmmczyvE3PQ7.99

Brehvolution · « **Reply #730 on:** December 31, 2012, 02:03:21 AM »

NFC west champs

Probably no superbowl though.

treythemovie · « **Reply #731 on:** December 31, 2012, 03:39:06 PM »

Everyone got fired today

But also Lovie

Steve Contra · « **Reply #732 on:** December 31, 2012, 03:40:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2012, 01:04:55 AM

Drudge is also heavily invested in the "is RGIII black enough, is he a republican, etc" stuff. I know his motive is to expose "reverse racism" or whatever, but I did enjoy seeing the site slam Rob Parker

Just read up on this whole thing and it makes more sense now.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #733 on:** December 31, 2012, 03:48:39 PM »

Quote from: treythemovie on December 31, 2012, 03:39:06 PM

Everyone got fired today

But also Lovie

Full list:

Raiders - OC Greg Knapp and 3 other assistants
Jaguars - GM Gene Smith
Chiefs - Coach Romeo Crenell
Bills - Coach Chan Gailey
Browns - Coach Pat Shurmur and GM Tom Heckert
Jets - GM Mike Tannenbaum
Chargers - Coach Norv Turner and GM A.J. Smith
Cardinals - Coach Ken Whisenhunt and GM Rod Graves
Eagles - Coach Andy Reid
Bears - Coach Lovie Smith
Cowboys - No change until Jerry dies

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #734 on:** December 31, 2012, 05:12:13 PM »

As a consolation to Romo, I'm pretty sure the Redskins gave him a game ball after last night.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #735 on:** December 31, 2012, 06:54:27 PM »

Instead of making any actual changes, the Lions fired the WR and TE coaches. I'm not making this shit up. No coordinator lost their job today, despite this shitty season. This organization is shit, the team sucks, and I'm a sucker for being a fan.

For all the shit I give Matt Sanchez, he finished with more TDs than Stafford - you know, the Stafford who had 5k yards and 40 TDs last year. He has completely degressed, and instead of bringing in a new offensive coordinator to help fix his shitty mechanics...we're bringing the old gang back. Amazing.

LOVIE SMITH got fired. Andy Reid got fired. Norv Turner got fired. We could have pursued them - I'd love to get Lovie or Reid as coach, I'd love to get Norv as offensive coordinator; hell even if we got Lovie as d-coach, I'd be fine. But no, we're bringing EVERYONE back. After losing 8 GAMES in a row. We haven't won a fucking football game since leaves started falling from trees

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #736 on:** December 31, 2012, 07:46:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2012, 06:54:27 PM

For all the shit I give Matt Sanchez, he finished with more TDs than Stafford -

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #737 on:** December 31, 2012, 07:51:15 PM »

mark sanchez. also I thought he had more TDs than Stafford. I still can't laugh. Stafford sucked

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #738 on:** January 02, 2013, 11:08:07 AM »

I would love for the Browns to hire Lovie. He is used to having shitty QB's every year and still winning.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #739 on:** January 02, 2013, 03:56:57 PM »

ray lewis is retiring

needs to serve dat sentence

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #740 on:** January 02, 2013, 06:44:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2012, 06:54:27 PM

For all the shit I give Matt Sanchez, he finished with more TDs than Stafford

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #741 on:** January 04, 2013, 09:44:54 AM »

OMFG! That Sanchez tattoo....

Can this organization be any more bat shit insane?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #742 on:** January 04, 2013, 10:00:19 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #743 on:** January 04, 2013, 10:02:36 AM »

Ryan would have started Tebow, but a "6" just can't be converted in to a "15"

Though, if he were still fat, he could turn it into a John "3:16."

Groogrux · « **Reply #744 on:** January 05, 2013, 03:40:35 PM »

I hope the Bengals pull it off today. Anybody else with me?

Oh, and Gundam. I haven't forgotten about you! I just haven't had a chance to find some quality brew for you yet.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #745 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:17:19 PM »

bengals are aids

also joe webb starting as he should've been all season. vikings with the read option look like they can be scary

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #746 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:30:16 PM »

why the FUCK would you do that, holy shit Webb

Is Ponder dressed for the game? After that play I'd be looking to bench Webb lol

etiolate · « **Reply #747 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:30:21 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 05, 2013, 08:17:19 PM

bengals are aids

also joe webb starting as he should've been all season. vikings with the read option look like they can be scary

yeah that joe webb he's wow

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #748 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:31:18 PM »

give it time! he's evolving

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #749 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:51:29 PM »

yeah nevermind

etiolate · « **Reply #750 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:51:39 PM »

Webb is Sanchez and Tebow combined.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #751 on:** January 06, 2013, 05:11:52 PM »

seachickens are thugs and terrible

also that's the THIRD FUCKING TIME I've heard M83 on fox's football feed. dap

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #752 on:** January 06, 2013, 06:13:13 PM »

Kind of been a dud weekend for playoff games.

treythemovie · « **Reply #753 on:** January 06, 2013, 06:30:04 PM »

week 17 used up all the good games, leaving the playoffs rather boring for now.

Though at least the Seahawks vs Redskins is finally starting to heat up.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #754 on:** January 06, 2013, 07:07:59 PM »

shannahan is an absolute fucking moron

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #755 on:** January 06, 2013, 07:10:20 PM »

those replays were cool to watch

/throws up

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #756 on:** January 06, 2013, 07:10:55 PM »

dude legit broke his knee cap

shanahan should be fucking fired.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #757 on:** January 06, 2013, 07:13:07 PM »

holy shit he walked off the field

wtf

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #758 on:** January 06, 2013, 07:19:50 PM »

punt the fucking football, if you fail to convert they're already in field goal range

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #759 on:** January 06, 2013, 07:32:19 PM »

http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2012/story/_/id/8818158/robert-griffin-iii-washington-redskins-not-told-dr-james-andrews-re-enter-game

somebody's gonna get in troubbbleee

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #760 on:** January 06, 2013, 08:48:41 PM »

If anybody wants to make some easy money, bet everything you own on the Seahawks, because they're going to make the Falcons their prison bitch next weekend

Steve Contra · « **Reply #761 on:** January 06, 2013, 09:43:55 PM »

The Drudge front page is incredible. If gundam misses that he's going be so sad.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #762 on:** January 06, 2013, 09:52:54 PM »

treythemovie · « **Reply #763 on:** January 06, 2013, 09:54:59 PM »

Drudge is so bitter right now

etiolate · « **Reply #764 on:** January 06, 2013, 10:16:20 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 06, 2013, 08:48:41 PM

If anybody wants to make some easy money, bet everything you own on the Seahawks, because they're going to make the Falcons their prison bitch next weekend

Actually, I think the Falcons might win that one. Seahawks were looking bad until RG3 retweeked the knee. The problem is that you can run on the Seahawks D, but Michael Turner doesn't really impress me.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #765 on:** January 06, 2013, 10:40:23 PM »

OPTIMUS PRIME

Quote from: Steve Contra on January 06, 2013, 09:43:55 PM

The Drudge front page is incredible. If gundam misses that he's going be so sad.

Oh man. I can taste the sad bitter tears through the screen.

treythemovie · « **Reply #766 on:** January 07, 2013, 03:36:33 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 06, 2013, 10:16:20 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 06, 2013, 08:48:41 PM
If anybody wants to make some easy money, bet everything you own on the Seahawks, because they're going to make the Falcons their prison bitch next weekend

Actually, I think the Falcons might win that one. Seahawks were looking bad until RG3 retweeked the knee. The problem is that you can run on the Seahawks D, but Michael Turner doesn't really impress me.

The Seahawks have momentum and the Falcons only know how to choke in the playoffs. Then again I might be biased since I want to see ESPN masturbate themselves to death over Seahawks/Packers revenge talk

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #767 on:** January 07, 2013, 03:47:01 PM »

I'm hearing rumors that RG3 may be out next season with a corn MCL/ACL. Is that shit true...?

edit: god dammit. I'm not even going to edit that, it's too ironic

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #768 on:** January 07, 2013, 03:52:34 PM »

corn mcl

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #769 on:** January 07, 2013, 03:53:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2013, 03:47:01 PM

I'm hearing rumors that RG3 may be out next season with a corn MCL/ACL. Is that shit true...?

Mort and Schefter will let us know, I'm sure they're currently stationed in the poor bastard's colon rooting around for info

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #770 on:** January 07, 2013, 03:57:45 PM »

The turf at RFK is deadly. Chris Clemmons has a torn ACL as well and is at least out of the remainder of the playoffs. Someone needs to fix that shit immediately.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #771 on:** January 07, 2013, 04:08:05 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 07, 2013, 03:52:34 PM

corn mcl

Rob Parker wins :'(

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #772 on:** January 07, 2013, 04:14:44 PM »

I'm so glad you didn't edit it.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #773 on:** January 07, 2013, 04:24:40 PM »

apparently out 14-18 months

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #774 on:** January 07, 2013, 04:26:46 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 07, 2013, 04:24:40 PM

apparently out 14-18 months

Good jon, Shanahan.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #775 on:** January 07, 2013, 04:30:15 PM »

I'd be getting Adrian Peterson and his medical staff on the phone asap

Steve Contra · « **Reply #776 on:** January 07, 2013, 04:33:53 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 07, 2013, 04:24:40 PM

apparently out 14-18 months

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #777 on:** January 07, 2013, 05:09:13 PM »

The Federman curse strikes again

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #778 on:** January 07, 2013, 06:20:24 PM »

and here we go
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/01/07/tom-joyner-on-rgiii-mike-shanahan-and-django/

I'm not going to bring race into this obviously. Every argument I've heard in defense of Shanahan boils down to 1) you don't pull your franchise, best QB from a playoff game 2) RG3 said he could play. Kirk Cousins is not a scrub, he could have finished that game RG3 could barely stand or pass, he should have been pulled regardless of what he said. I realize he wanted to show his teammate's he had heart...but every player on that team already respects him; he didn't have to prove anything. Also, he's a rookie, not Tom Brady. If the coach tells you it's time to come out, it's time to come out. So the focus should be entirely on the Shanahan

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #779 on:** January 07, 2013, 06:51:51 PM »

Quote

“He’s as bad as the mean white man in Django,” Joyner said. “Talk to me. Do you agree or not?”

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Author Topic: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance (Read 71994 times)