Author Topic: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance (Read 71987 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #900 on:** January 20, 2013, 08:40:23 PM »

God's Team

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #901 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:01:13 PM »

Pats

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #902 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:07:24 PM »

whoa that guy got annihilated

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #903 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:09:53 PM »

Ugh fuck, Pats aren't playing well enough to win. 2 weeks of ZOMG FIRST TIME TWO BROTHERS COACH AGAINST EACH OTHER IN SUPERBOWL ZOMG on espn is going to ruin me. Plus, I'm not sure who I'd root for... on the one hand, you have God's linebacker Stabby McMurder, and on the other hand you have a team whose victory would bring etoilet joy. Fuck.

Huff · « **Reply #904 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:11:28 PM »

Damnit I hate the ravens

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #905 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:15:57 PM »

how the fuck can anybody root for the patriots

and that's coming from a steelers fan

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #906 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:16:43 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 20, 2013, 09:15:57 PM

how the fuck can anybody root for the patriots

and that's coming from a steelers fan

Son, Tom Brady has won me a fuck ton of money. That's good enough for me. Also, I fucking HATE Ray Lewis. Black people shouldn't get away with murder, just us whites.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #907 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:18:24 PM »

that justice system, just burns doesn't it /chappelle

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #908 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:18:49 PM »

I hate him too. But the patriots are cheaters and have been exposed as frauds ever since the spygate story has come out. they are satan's team

at least I can look at the ravens and smile that Bert has been outperforming Brady the last FOUR games they've played against each other

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #909 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:21:12 PM »

I was really hoping the Texans would make the Superbowl, but failing that, I'll take a Patriots loss in the NFC championship game.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #910 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:25:41 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 20, 2013, 09:18:49 PM

I hate him too. But the patriots are cheaters and have been exposed as frauds ever since the spygate story has come out. they are satan's team

at least I can look at the ravens and smile that Bert has been outperforming Brady the last FOUR games they've played against each other

You really are fucking stupid, aren't you? They've made like 5 AFC championship games and 2 superbowls since spygate. Hurp a fucking durp, get a brain moran.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #911 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:27:48 PM »

yes, and have they won one since

nope.

let me hate dammit

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #912 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:30:13 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 20, 2013, 09:27:48 PM

yes, and have they won one since

nope.

let me hate dammit

Nope. Especially considering every superbowl they won was pretty close. These things aren't easy to win. You can hate them, but you have to admit they're good. That's the price of admission.

etiolate · « **Reply #913 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:30:46 PM »

I get sick of the phony love fest for the Pats and how often they've benefited from questionable calls.

But I'm also worried about Kaepernick and the Niners turning into that same PR beast.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #914 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:33:21 PM »

Well, maybe we'll get lucky and there will be another hurricane.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #915 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:47:15 PM »

lol brady

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #916 on:** January 20, 2013, 10:05:21 PM »

brother vs brother

ESPN is gonna go crazy

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #917 on:** January 20, 2013, 10:06:52 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2013, 10:05:21 PM

brother vs brother

How long before someone on ESPN makes a Civil War reference?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #918 on:** January 20, 2013, 10:07:30 PM »

"God is amazing!!"

Cut to guy who can't move and has to talk through a computer.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #919 on:** January 20, 2013, 10:39:09 PM »

Brady. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #920 on:** January 20, 2013, 11:40:42 PM »

God's Team vs Gomorrah

etiolate · « **Reply #921 on:** January 21, 2013, 03:26:09 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2013, 10:05:21 PM

brother vs brother

ESPN is gonna go crazy

Brothers?

I don't see no brothas

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #922 on:** January 21, 2013, 04:07:26 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #923 on:** January 22, 2013, 04:30:38 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #924 on:** January 22, 2013, 04:44:17 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #925 on:** January 22, 2013, 05:03:22 PM »

I knew that would be what bumped this thread. And its glorious.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #926 on:** January 22, 2013, 05:33:57 PM »

Steve Contra · « **Reply #927 on:** January 22, 2013, 05:41:24 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 22, 2013, 04:30:38 PM

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Wow, that was just way too much time spent on a gif...until Ray Lewis showed up with a white beard.

etiolate · « **Reply #928 on:** January 22, 2013, 05:47:59 PM »

this Callahan sabotaged the super bowl story is cray

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8868196/tim-brown-bill-callahan-sabotaged-oakland-raiders-super-bowl-xxxvii-loss

Beezy · « **Reply #929 on:** January 22, 2013, 06:52:40 PM »

that gif

Brehvolution · « **Reply #930 on:** January 22, 2013, 08:39:57 PM »

The brady face in the lava makes me laugh every time.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #931 on:** January 28, 2013, 11:19:01 AM »

Best play of the Pro Bowl:

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #932 on:** January 28, 2013, 11:23:33 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 28, 2013, 11:19:01 AM

Best play of the Pro Bowl:

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Dawson was my fantasy kicker this year. Hehe.

etiolate · « **Reply #933 on:** January 28, 2013, 09:56:55 PM »

http://www.smdailyjournal.com/article_preview.php?id=1762218&title=Former%2049er%20charged%20with%20attacking%20ex-boyfriend

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Former San Francisco 49ers and Oakland Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris will appear in San Mateo County Superior Court today on charges he assaulted his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #934 on:** January 28, 2013, 10:35:31 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 28, 2013, 09:56:55 PM

http://www.smdailyjournal.com/article_preview.php?id=1762218&title=Former%2049er%20charged%20with%20attacking%20ex-boyfriend

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Former San Francisco 49ers and Oakland Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris will appear in San Mateo County Superior Court today on charges he assaulted his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.

#thebore

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #935 on:** January 29, 2013, 11:07:55 AM »

It's a real shame that not many people know of Phil Dawson's greatness. Kickers are generally an underappreciated bunch, but it's another to be a great kicker stuck on a perenially bad team.

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At 37, in his 14th season, the Browns' place-kicker is not only better than ever, but is among the best of all-time. He has made 284 of 340 field goals, or 83.5 percent in his career, which is the 11th-best accuracy mark of all-time.

He is 21 of 30 from over 50 yards (!!).

Played his whole career in the AFC Central, which all have teams with open-air stadiums in usually nasty conditions.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #936 on:** January 30, 2013, 02:50:01 AM »

PD, explain... that is hair in a can right?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #937 on:** January 30, 2013, 03:02:18 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #938 on:** January 30, 2013, 04:35:50 AM »

It could have been worse, Creepy Old Guy. A lot worse

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #939 on:** February 02, 2013, 11:55:38 PM »

Game day is upon us fellas.

I'm going with Baltimore. 31-27

Brehvolution · « **Reply #940 on:** February 03, 2013, 12:56:36 AM »

49ers 34-17.

Dat pistol whipped.

etiolate · « **Reply #941 on:** February 03, 2013, 12:56:47 AM »

Alex Smith is going to get his Super Bowl ring.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #942 on:** February 03, 2013, 01:40:06 AM »

Niners, 23-17

Groogrux · « **Reply #943 on:** February 03, 2013, 09:56:01 AM »

Niner's with #>Ravens

Robo · « **Reply #944 on:** February 03, 2013, 01:21:41 PM »

27-20, Baltimore, duh.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #945 on:** February 03, 2013, 01:40:27 PM »

San Fransisco, 3-2

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #946 on:** February 03, 2013, 01:49:02 PM »

I predict that one team will score more points than the other, and thus become the winner of this sporting event.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #947 on:** February 03, 2013, 01:49:44 PM »

49ers better shit in the ravens' mouths, i fukken hate ray lewis

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #948 on:** February 03, 2013, 02:03:02 PM »

I'm rooting for the commercials.

Also, enjoy:

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #949 on:** February 03, 2013, 02:05:03 PM »

please god, make all my neighbors go watch this elsewhere, especially the guy above me :'(

Positive Touch · « **Reply #950 on:** February 03, 2013, 02:34:05 PM »

im just here for the nachos and chicken wings

drew · « **Reply #951 on:** February 03, 2013, 03:06:52 PM »

the puppy bowl just started on animal planet, today's real television extravaganza.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #952 on:** February 03, 2013, 03:15:40 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #953 on:** February 03, 2013, 03:44:57 PM »

Would get more people talking if it all culminated in 9/11. Allstate dropping the ball.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #954 on:** February 03, 2013, 06:35:45 PM »

CBS stream is very nice

SF looks shaky so far

Positive Touch · « **Reply #955 on:** February 03, 2013, 07:01:33 PM »

lawl my TL is mostly activists so I'm getting a constant steam of critiques about these commercials

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #956 on:** February 03, 2013, 07:07:18 PM »

Joe Flacco does a pretty good impersonation of a quarterback.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #957 on:** February 03, 2013, 07:24:59 PM »

Flacco gonna get paid

Huff · « **Reply #958 on:** February 03, 2013, 07:29:01 PM »

great throw by the loser adopted kid

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #959 on:** February 03, 2013, 07:30:45 PM »

That Fast and Furious 6 trailer looks pretty hot.

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Author Topic: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance (Read 71987 times)