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NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #781 on: January 12, 2013, 02:56:09 PM »
Saturday
BAL @ DEN
GB @ SF

Who you got? I think Baltimore will keep it close but lose to Fetus Head. And I think GB will stun SF :smug
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #782 on: January 12, 2013, 03:01:36 PM »
Niners/GB really depends on how much Justin Smith can play. Curious to see how GB plays defense against the Pistol read/option. Joe Webb had some success with it until GB figured out he couldn't throw the ball at all.

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #783 on: January 12, 2013, 05:01:29 PM »
I think Denver will end up stomping Baltimore.  I'm more interested in the matchup between Green Bay and San Francisco. 

I hope Green Bay wins it though.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #784 on: January 12, 2013, 05:33:04 PM »
Manning wishes he was in a dome
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #785 on: January 12, 2013, 07:35:40 PM »
Manning wishes he was in a dome

Ravens wish they were near sea-level.

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #786 on: January 12, 2013, 07:35:41 PM »
the broncos have played pretty terribly all day but the refs are bailing them out constantly.  and this is coming from a patented ratbird hater
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #787 on: January 12, 2013, 08:00:31 PM »
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #788 on: January 12, 2013, 08:01:43 PM »
holy fucking shit

this game
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #789 on: January 12, 2013, 08:02:14 PM »
WOW
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #790 on: January 12, 2013, 08:02:34 PM »
CFL-qualitysafety play.

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #791 on: January 12, 2013, 08:03:25 PM »

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #792 on: January 12, 2013, 08:05:02 PM »
You have two timeouts, peyton manning no-huddle, and 30 some seconds...and don't try and get a field goal?  what the shit.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #793 on: January 12, 2013, 08:06:11 PM »
You have two timeouts, peyton manning no-huddle, and 30 some seconds...and don't try and get a field goal?  what the shit.

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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #794 on: January 12, 2013, 08:06:35 PM »
he would've given tebow that time
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #795 on: January 12, 2013, 08:34:06 PM »
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #796 on: January 12, 2013, 08:42:34 PM »
We now know who is the worst Manning brother.

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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #798 on: January 12, 2013, 08:50:59 PM »


Tebow>Manning confirmed
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #799 on: January 12, 2013, 09:07:38 PM »
In the last two years, playoff wins:

Tim Tebow: 1
Peyton Manning: 0

In the same number of playoff game appearances.  Loooooooool
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #800 on: January 12, 2013, 09:13:07 PM »
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That's the body of a QB who can't beat out Mark Sanchez for a starting job. This is the body of a two-time Super Bowl winner:

 

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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #801 on: January 12, 2013, 09:14:53 PM »
In the last two years, playoff wins:

Tim Tebow: 1
Peyton Manning: 0

In the same number of playoff game appearances.  Loooooooool

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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #802 on: January 12, 2013, 09:33:01 PM »
In that two year span.  In 2010, Peyton was in the wild card game and lost to the Jets.  He was out all last year, then was in this year's divisional game and lost.  Two playoff games.  Tebow's only playoff games were the two last year, first beating the steelers then losing to the patriots.
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #803 on: January 12, 2013, 09:46:25 PM »
great run from Kaepernick. Nice blocking from Ted Ginn too
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #804 on: January 12, 2013, 09:46:57 PM »
great run from Kaepernick. Nice holding from Ted Ginn too

ftfy
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #805 on: January 12, 2013, 10:40:24 PM »
I haven't posted on GAF really at all in the past year and I never paid much attention to NFL-GAF, but I remember FMT's Alex Smith love and this must be so bittersweet for him :lol
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #806 on: January 12, 2013, 11:31:23 PM »
Well, looks like I'll be wrong about both games.  SF is killing GB...
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #807 on: January 12, 2013, 11:36:52 PM »
Is Kaepernick part black? Because he doesn't run like any honkey I've seen.

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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #808 on: January 12, 2013, 11:43:43 PM »
goddamn, 181 yards.

A Niner, Seachicken NFC championship game sounds so sexy.
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #809 on: January 13, 2013, 02:05:21 AM »
goddamn, 181 yards.

A Niner, Seachicken NFC championship game sounds so sexy.

We still gotta win tomorrow, but I feel better about a Seattle-San Francisco matchup than Seattle-Green Bay.
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #810 on: January 13, 2013, 02:12:10 AM »
Is Kaepernick part black? Because he doesn't run like any honkey I've seen.

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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #811 on: January 13, 2013, 02:17:27 AM »
Is Kaepernick part black? Because he doesn't run like any honkey I've seen.

yes

Cornball brothers are taking over the game

At least Von Miller lost, so there's no black hipster on the level of Durant/Westbrook winning today.
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #812 on: January 13, 2013, 03:44:56 AM »
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #813 on: January 13, 2013, 04:10:22 AM »
poor guy.  I've never been as down on Smith as some others have, and I think surrounded with a good system, he'd be a truly great QB.  Maybe the Browns can pick him up.
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #814 on: January 13, 2013, 04:18:05 AM »
NINERS

I was sort of expecting this. Now the Niners can get their expectations high for the next game and then lay an egg.

If Roman or Norv Turner get a job somewhere else, I think you may see Alex Smith go to that team.


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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #815 on: January 13, 2013, 04:27:59 AM »
Well the rumors are that Norv might go along with chudzinski to Cleveland, so maybe my prediction/wish isn't so wrong

edit: apparently he already signed as the OC for the browns!
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #816 on: January 13, 2013, 04:43:18 AM »
I would have loved to get Norv as OC of the Lions but guess who didn't fire anyone after a 4-12 season
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #817 on: January 13, 2013, 05:40:26 AM »
 :lol
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #818 on: January 13, 2013, 02:32:28 PM »
Jesus... didn't see this coming.  Falcons are playing like an actual football team.
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #819 on: January 13, 2013, 02:50:25 PM »
Wilson is showing his youth, and our defense doesn't know what the fuck is going on. :lol

Zach Miller is the only Seattle player doing his job today.

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« Reply #820 on: January 13, 2013, 03:36:35 PM »
Don't worry Falcons fans. We WILL blow this.
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #822 on: January 13, 2013, 03:57:50 PM »
Falcons need to actually tackle dudes

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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #823 on: January 13, 2013, 04:00:25 PM »
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #824 on: January 13, 2013, 04:00:41 PM »
lol
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #825 on: January 13, 2013, 04:02:16 PM »
What a bunch of fraudulent choke artists. 
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #826 on: January 13, 2013, 04:02:39 PM »
Gundam's already setting things on fire.
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #827 on: January 13, 2013, 04:02:57 PM »
you don't give mattural ice 31 seconds!!!!
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« Reply #828 on: January 13, 2013, 04:04:26 PM »
:lol
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #829 on: January 13, 2013, 04:08:24 PM »
Gundam are you okay? Post if you're okay!
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #830 on: January 13, 2013, 04:08:30 PM »
seattle: learn 2 prevent
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #831 on: January 13, 2013, 04:10:21 PM »
:bow Icing the Kicker :bow2
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« Reply #832 on: January 13, 2013, 04:10:41 PM »
:bow Icing the Kicker :bow2
Only one iced is Matty Ice.

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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #833 on: January 13, 2013, 04:12:14 PM »
OMG, WTF?
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« Reply #834 on: January 13, 2013, 04:12:28 PM »
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« Reply #835 on: January 13, 2013, 04:13:10 PM »
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #836 on: January 13, 2013, 04:15:20 PM »
Falcons proved they wanted to lose this game the least there at the end.
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #837 on: January 13, 2013, 04:15:53 PM »
OMG WTF I DON'T EVEN
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #838 on: January 13, 2013, 04:17:22 PM »
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Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
« Reply #839 on: January 13, 2013, 04:18:02 PM »
the falcons tried so hard to lose

it's in their nature
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