Author Topic: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance (Read 71824 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #840 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:18:44 PM »

ugh, I never follow or watch or care about football, had no idea the playoffs were even going on, and just stumbled in on the last two minutes of this game and I'm STILL pissed off enough to have my day ruined. wtf was that time out thing at the end?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #841 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:18:45 PM »

Hehe, I'm fine. After that first half I figured we were toast. A blowout would've been better than this finish on my fragile heart, though!

Falcons are going to be eviscerated by the 9ers next weekend.

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2013, 03:36:35 PM

Don't worry Falcons fans. We WILL blow this.

Look at that. I was right!

Pete Carrol fucking blew this game by not kicking field goals earlier, and that dumbass timeout.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #842 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:36:14 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 13, 2013, 04:32:29 PM

Has a game ever been so directly decided by a single fuckup by the coaching staff?

Yeah, like 2 or 3 times a season with the Cowboy (see: Jason Garrett calls a timeout, ices his own kicker).

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #843 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:43:19 PM »

lol pats

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #844 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:44:03 PM »

schoob

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #845 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:48:29 PM »

Harbaugh Super Bowl. Ravens-49ers.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #846 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:50:07 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2013, 04:48:29 PM

Harbaugh Super Bowl. Ravens-49ers.

This is what I want. Harbowl, two good defenses, and two of the best runners (Rice and Kaep).

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #847 on:** January 13, 2013, 05:47:00 PM »

lol Texans.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #848 on:** January 13, 2013, 05:57:11 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #849 on:** January 13, 2013, 06:10:37 PM »

We motivated the Texans.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #850 on:** January 13, 2013, 06:19:38 PM »

man I really hope brady lays and egg in the second half. A Texans/Ravens championship game has two fraud QBs but with great RBs and crazy good DLBs.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #851 on:** January 13, 2013, 06:35:56 PM »

how is Welker still alive.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #852 on:** January 13, 2013, 06:46:06 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 13, 2013, 06:19:38 PM

man I really hope brady lays and egg in the second half. A Texans/Ravens championship game has two fraud QBs but with great RBs and crazy good DLBs.

Shut up, I'm sick to fucking death of hearing about Jesus McMurder the leader of men and retiring linebacker. Brady-chek are the only force in the NFL evil enough to derail God's plans for his linebacker.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #853 on:** January 13, 2013, 06:56:18 PM »

GAME OVER, MAN. GAME OVER.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #854 on:** January 13, 2013, 07:09:39 PM »

Lord Brady

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #855 on:** January 13, 2013, 07:11:49 PM »

You come at the King, you'd best not miss.

*whistles Farmer in the dell*

Seriously though, if the Pats can make it past the Ravens next week, there's no Eli to deny Lord Brady his fourth ring.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #856 on:** January 13, 2013, 07:20:50 PM »

Murder is forgivable as long as you start believing in Jesus and keep winning football games. Just don't ever participate in dog fights!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #857 on:** January 13, 2013, 07:28:39 PM »

Peyton Manning has always been the media darling but after this weekend, Brady vs Manning has clearly been decided.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #858 on:** January 13, 2013, 07:56:32 PM »

That was some amazing garbage-time stat padding.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #859 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:28:19 PM »

Oh man Kap..... wow. I'm a true believer now.

Watching Gonzales go up against Willis/Bowman/Whitner. That's going to fun to watch next week.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #860 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:28:59 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #861 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:32:24 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #862 on:** January 14, 2013, 12:13:12 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2013, 03:42:58 PM

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this is what cloud and jarosh's kid will look like

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #863 on:** January 14, 2013, 12:15:04 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 14, 2013, 12:13:12 AM

this is what cloud and jarosh's kid will look like

regardless of sex

etiolate · « **Reply #864 on:** January 14, 2013, 04:19:39 AM »

Rodgers and Peyton go out in the same round and ESPN's frontpage for the NFL is about how Brady's amazing QBness alone makes the Pats the fave.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #865 on:** January 14, 2013, 08:19:40 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 14, 2013, 04:19:39 AM

Rodgers and Peyton go out in the same round and ESPN's frontpage for the NFL is about how Brady's amazing QBness alone makes the Pats the fave.

Yup. SUCK IT.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #866 on:** January 14, 2013, 09:30:00 AM »

maybe if the broncos secondary wasn't dogshit. how the living fuck did that pass to tie the game in regulation happen. ugh die brady

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #867 on:** January 14, 2013, 01:59:06 PM »

Brady pretty much secured himself as the best of his era though. Manning looked like the playoff Manning of yore

Lord Brady don't choke

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #868 on:** January 14, 2013, 02:19:03 PM »

he didn't win a playoff game for 3 years though

I blame that mostly on shitty defenses however

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #869 on:** January 14, 2013, 02:57:10 PM »

Tom Brady: 17-5, 6 GW drives, 3 Super Bowl wins

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #870 on:** January 14, 2013, 03:00:52 PM »

I fucking hate him but he's just so good :'(

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #871 on:** January 14, 2013, 03:14:08 PM »

Also, he fucks Giselle. Don't forget that.

etiolate · « **Reply #872 on:** January 14, 2013, 04:31:00 PM »

I think Brady's pretty good now, but for most of his career he was a game manager in a QBing for dummies system. He rarely had tough throws early on. Peytons weakened as he's aged, losing arm strength, but would often make throws that Brady could not. Brady has improved his arm some over the years. It seems better than when had Moss and he was throwing junkballs up and getting bailed out by Moss. His sideline throws are real nice now.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #873 on:** January 14, 2013, 04:39:25 PM »

That Wayne Gretzy was okay, but he sure couldn't hit the puck as hard as Bobby Hull.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #874 on:** January 14, 2013, 04:51:26 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 14, 2013, 04:31:00 PM

I think Brady's pretty good now, but for most of his career he was a game manager in a QBing for dummies system. He rarely had tough throws early on. Peytons weakened as he's aged, losing arm strength, but would often make throws that Brady could not. Brady has improved his arm some over the years. It seems better than when had Moss and he was throwing junkballs up and getting bailed out by Moss. His sideline throws are real nice now.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #875 on:** January 14, 2013, 04:59:44 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 14, 2013, 04:31:00 PM

I think Brady's pretty good now, but for most of his career he was a game manager in a QBing for dummies system. He rarely had tough throws early on. Peytons weakened as he's aged, losing arm strength, but would often make throws that Brady could not. Brady has improved his arm some over the years. It seems better than when had Moss and he was throwing junkballs up and getting bailed out by Moss. His sideline throws are real nice now.

Brady's no Small Hands

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #876 on:** January 20, 2013, 03:17:44 PM »

Hotlanta already styling

Huff · « **Reply #877 on:** January 20, 2013, 03:29:42 PM »

Totally unable to run the ball though.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #878 on:** January 20, 2013, 03:47:01 PM »

Ryan and Jones bow

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #879 on:** January 20, 2013, 04:23:12 PM »

Atlanta blowing leads? How odd!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #880 on:** January 20, 2013, 04:29:25 PM »

M. Ryan 18/24 271 11.3 3 0 151.2

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #881 on:** January 20, 2013, 05:09:02 PM »

david akers won't have a job next season

etiolate · « **Reply #882 on:** January 20, 2013, 05:48:43 PM »

That's not a catch

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #883 on:** January 20, 2013, 05:50:17 PM »

eh, yes it was. it was called a catch, not enough to overturn it, so thus its a catch

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #884 on:** January 20, 2013, 05:51:15 PM »

What a game.

etiolate · « **Reply #885 on:** January 20, 2013, 05:52:00 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 20, 2013, 05:50:17 PM

eh, yes it was. it was called a catch, not enough to overturn it, so thus its a catch

ball hit the ground before he had full possession

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #886 on:** January 20, 2013, 05:52:41 PM »

Harbaugh going fucking nuts is always fun to watch lol

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #887 on:** January 20, 2013, 05:54:09 PM »

what are you talking about. his left hand was under the ball for most of the process, tip of the ball hit the ground, but it never left his left hand until he switched it over to his right when he rolled up. that's a hard thing to overturn.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #888 on:** January 20, 2013, 05:54:49 PM »

squeeee. down to this!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #889 on:** January 20, 2013, 05:59:23 PM »

What a great game. Lazy Sunday justified.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #890 on:** January 20, 2013, 05:59:45 PM »

jesus. harbough fucked up this last minute and a half on how to control the clock.

bachikarn · « **Reply #891 on:** January 20, 2013, 06:03:18 PM »

pretty good hail mary at the end

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #892 on:** January 20, 2013, 06:03:36 PM »

Matty Icing that seperated shoulder.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #893 on:** January 20, 2013, 06:04:23 PM »

Sweet! Now its the other Harbough's turn. MURDER BRADY

etiolate · « **Reply #894 on:** January 20, 2013, 06:05:39 PM »

Super Bowl

time

-_-

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #895 on:** January 20, 2013, 06:11:11 PM »

Congrats to the 49ers, they're the better team. Maybe one day we'll figure out how to put a team away when we take a lead. Still, good season out of the Falcons- they were able to achieve more than I thought they could.

Now, let's go Pats!

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #896 on:** January 20, 2013, 06:15:49 PM »

Harbaugh's tears feed me...

Too bad about the win.

treythemovie · « **Reply #897 on:** January 20, 2013, 06:31:24 PM »

Com'n Harbaugh vs Harbaugh superbowl

etiolate · « **Reply #898 on:** January 20, 2013, 06:43:05 PM »

The week rest for Super Bowl will help with Justin Smith's elbow. The pass rush has been less a factor since his injury and they'll need it versus either team.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #899 on:** January 20, 2013, 08:31:26 PM »

Welker, you fucking midget.

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