Author Topic: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance (Read 72527 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #420 on:** October 21, 2012, 07:23:12 PM »

Quote from: Groogrux on October 21, 2012, 07:19:36 PM

My FF team is really fucking me today.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #421 on:** October 21, 2012, 07:32:35 PM »

We should figure out some side bet, Andy. I've got Matt Forte and 27.7 points vs. your AJ Green and PIT defense.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #422 on:** October 21, 2012, 07:50:29 PM »

lololo sanchez

cajole are you okay

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #423 on:** October 22, 2012, 02:32:44 PM »

So Tebow time? Sanchez didn't look bad but that fumble should end his starter gig for a few games

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #424 on:** October 22, 2012, 07:37:13 PM »

I have no faith in the Detroit Lions tonight

Tucah · « **Reply #425 on:** October 22, 2012, 07:40:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2012, 02:32:44 PM

So Tebow time? Sanchez didn't look bad but that fumble should end his starter gig for a few games

Not yet, Rex is going to stick by Sanchez for as long as possible.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #426 on:** October 22, 2012, 07:43:43 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 21, 2012, 07:50:29 PM

lololo sanchez

cajole are you okay

i actually fell asleep on my couch right after the pats kicked the field goal and woke up to 60 minutes

i started sunday funday a bit too early

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #427 on:** October 22, 2012, 11:42:19 PM »

It's kind of weird to think that Jimmy Haslem paid 1 billion dollars to become the biggest Browns fan. What a hellish deal.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #428 on:** October 23, 2012, 01:52:50 AM »

PD might want to edit the title of the thread after tonight

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #429 on:** October 23, 2012, 02:35:40 AM »

There's nothing to say that hasn't been said all year. This team went into the off season with some clear objectives: beef up the defense, especially the secondary. Instead we drafted an offensive linemen in the first round, and a WR in the second - who was coming off a big acl injury I might add. Neither player has contributed anything this year; Broyles (the WR) got a touchdown tonight but it was in junk time after the game was pretty much over.

Meanwhile Chicago got better by getting Cutler the weapons he needed while also adding pieces to the defense. Minnesota got Peterson back, their QB is getting better, and they got better at the o-line. Green Bay has struggled a couple times this year but they're still a great team.

Stafford looks like Tebow, I swear. His footwork is fucked up, he looks scared in the pocket, he's constantly throwing jump balls that miss everyone except Calvin, etc. Something is wrong, it's clear he has regressed significantly.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #430 on:** October 23, 2012, 12:24:38 PM »

Stafford: Worse than Hitler or about the same?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #431 on:** October 24, 2012, 12:49:39 PM »

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ALLEN PARK -- Jahvid Best, running back for the Detroit Lions, did not pass his neurological tests last week, and the team does not expect him to play anytime soon.

The move does not come as a surprise considering Best completed his exam last Monday, but Lions coach Jim Schwartz would not reveal the results. According to several sources, Best was never going to be cleared, but the Lions wanted him to accrue another NFL season so the running back could have access to the NFL's pension plan, which is obtained after three years of service.

Here is the statement from Lions general manager Martin Mayhew:

"After today's consultation with medical experts, including representatives from our medical and training staffs, it has been determined that Jahvid will not be permitted to return to play at this time," Lions General Manager Martin Mayhew said.

"Throughout this entire process we always have placed the highest priority on what is best for Jahvid from a health and safety standpoint," Mayhew continued. "While today's decision is disappointing from a football perspective, we fully and entirely respect and support this recommendation.

"Jahvid will continue to work with our medial and training staffs with the hope that he ultimately will be cleared to return to the playing field."

As of today, it appears unlikely that Best will play in another NFL game.

Last season, Best missed 11 games after sustaining a season-ending concussion injury against the San Francisco 49ers. It was at least his third concussion in two years.

Detroit made Best a first-round pick in 2010, despite his history of concussions at the University of California. Best rushed for 555 yards and four touchdowns as a rookie, plus had 487 receiving yards and two touchdowns. Last season, Best had 390 rushing yards and two touchdowns, plus 287 receiving yards and one touchdown before his injury.

However, family members have been concerned about Best's long-term health, and have pressured him to retire for months.

Best is slated to earn $645,305 this season, $876,000 in 2013, and $1.1 million in 2014. He received a signing bonus worth $1.6 million in 2010.

http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2012/10/jahvid_best_fails_neurological.html

Wow, shit ruined my day. At the same time I am very proud of the Detroit Lions organization and how they handled this. They kept him on the team this year, despite knowing he wouldn't play, so he could qualify for an NFL pension (requires three NFL seasons). They could have easily cut him to make room for much needed depth in the secondary or RB, but decided to do the right thing and take care of a guy they drafted. This year has been a disaster but I'm definitely glad the Lions showed some dignity here, in a business that can often be quite cut throat.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #432 on:** October 26, 2012, 12:10:26 AM »

61.8 points tonight from Freeman and Doug Martin!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #433 on:** October 26, 2012, 01:02:18 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 26, 2012, 12:10:26 AM

61.8 points tonight from Freeman and Doug Martin!

Yeah, I saw that shit and was like "fuck, glad i'm not playing gundam this week"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #434 on:** October 28, 2012, 01:19:16 PM »

fucking Lions

Tucah · « **Reply #435 on:** October 28, 2012, 01:44:37 PM »

fucking Jets. I don't expect much but goddamn is this game hard to watch so far

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #436 on:** October 28, 2012, 04:32:38 PM »

Fucking Lions.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #437 on:** October 28, 2012, 05:05:07 PM »

Lions with a nice comeback win. The offense showed signs of life, despite Megatron barely being targeted for most of the game. Stafford finally looked comfortable in the pocket and made a lot of easy throws he's been missing all year. Hopefully this is a sign that he has figured out whatever was wrong with him earlier.

The defense continues to suck. I'm going to slap the next Lions fan who claims we have one of the best d-lines in the NFL. This line can't get to QBs, can't stop the run, and constantly fails to get off the field. The secondary has improved since Delmas returned but it's still a problem...

Russell Wilson looked good for long periods, but he also missed some pretty open guys. IMO Seattle could have been even more aggressive in the passing game

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #438 on:** October 28, 2012, 06:54:42 PM »

zomg cowboys

etiolate · « **Reply #439 on:** October 29, 2012, 11:01:35 PM »

hide yo kids hide yo wife time for the Cardinals

Ganhyun · « **Reply #440 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:30:07 PM »

Falcons

Brehvolution · « **Reply #441 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:46:44 PM »

bye week

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #442 on:** November 04, 2012, 01:38:24 PM »

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MATTHEW STAFFORD SECOND FASTEST QB TO EVER REACH 10,000 YARDS BEHIND ONLY KURT WARNER (37 GAMES)

that's my qb

now if only he could stop sucking in the first three quarters of games this year

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #443 on:** November 04, 2012, 01:56:48 PM »

I hate living in a city with a mediocre team, the titans are being straight goofed by the bears DEFENSE alone.

Tucah · « **Reply #444 on:** November 04, 2012, 01:57:16 PM »

Bye weeks suck, even when your team is the Jets.

Also Yahoo fantasy, get your shit together and give me my points for Decker please.

etiolate · « **Reply #445 on:** November 04, 2012, 01:59:34 PM »

wtf the bears are up 28-2 in the 1st quarter?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #446 on:** November 04, 2012, 02:01:32 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 04, 2012, 01:59:34 PM

wtf the bears are up 28-2 in the 1st quarter?

With only 54 total yards of offense.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #447 on:** November 04, 2012, 02:11:18 PM »

whoever has the bears defense isn't going to be TOUCHED this week

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #448 on:** November 04, 2012, 02:14:16 PM »

and of course its gundam

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #449 on:** November 04, 2012, 02:48:59 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 04, 2012, 02:14:16 PM

and of course its gundam

Huff · « **Reply #450 on:** November 04, 2012, 03:02:32 PM »

jags are so bad

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #451 on:** November 04, 2012, 03:04:28 PM »

Lions beating down a horrible Jags team today

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #452 on:** November 04, 2012, 03:07:52 PM »

Megatron is actually performing for once!

Huff · « **Reply #453 on:** November 04, 2012, 03:11:40 PM »

Can't wait for tebow to take over the jags

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #454 on:** November 04, 2012, 03:40:58 PM »

best game today by far is the miami/indy game.

the dolphins are a huge surprise this year. reggie bush actually playing like his draft status, tannehil managing the game when he needs to, and a defense that's stout. I really hope they snag a wild card this year

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #455 on:** November 04, 2012, 03:52:09 PM »

crazy stats and things so far:

-tillman for the bears: FOUR forced fumbles. he has 7 on the year, and two TAINTS
-andrew luck has 400+ passing yards and is fucking insane on third down. dude looks like ben on third down, but with a better arm
-reggie bush had one of the most madden-esque runs for a TD earlier

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #456 on:** November 04, 2012, 05:34:34 PM »

the refs at metlife are gifting this game to the giants

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #457 on:** November 04, 2012, 06:38:25 PM »

Doug Martin is a beast.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #458 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:01:53 PM »

For real Pittsburgh, are you serious with that shit?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #459 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:04:15 PM »

fuck me in the ear

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #460 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:19:40 PM »

I needed to pick up a WR today in my family league since Welker is on a bye.

I picked up Golden Tate.

That worked well.

Huff · « **Reply #461 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:24:27 PM »

since when did pitt decide they were going to play D again. Eli am cry

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #462 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:26:26 PM »

We're not getting that game (or any afternoon game on CBS for that matter) in Seattle, what's going on?

All I know is that Eli got me a whopping 2 points in my family league.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #463 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:27:52 PM »

great game

glad I didn't start Cruz today

Huff · « **Reply #464 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:30:01 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 04, 2012, 07:26:26 PM

We're not getting that game (or any afternoon game on CBS for that matter) in Seattle, what's going on?

All I know is that Eli got me a whopping 2 points in my family league.

I've only been half watching on mute while I study, but the giants had basically no offense all game.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #465 on:** November 04, 2012, 09:18:25 PM »

@mchappell51: Andrew Luck with 2,404 passing yards for 5-3 Colts. Peyton Manning 2,404 passing yards for 5-3 Broncos.

holy shit

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #466 on:** November 04, 2012, 09:21:36 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 04, 2012, 02:14:16 PM

and of course its gundam

I was actually up on him until Martin went apeshit.

AZ Greg · « **Reply #467 on:** November 07, 2012, 10:35:54 PM »

Fuck the Bears!

Pack gonna win the SB.

That is all.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #468 on:** November 07, 2012, 11:04:06 PM »

admit it tho, Bears are going to destroy the Packers next time they play

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #469 on:** November 08, 2012, 01:01:59 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 04, 2012, 09:21:36 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on November 04, 2012, 02:14:16 PM
and of course its gundam

I was actually up on him until Martin went apeshit.

Doug Martin is insane. Running TDs, passing TDs. Crazy yardage.

Huff · « **Reply #470 on:** November 08, 2012, 09:40:11 PM »

Jags are terrible enough as it as without the refs making garbage calls

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #471 on:** November 09, 2012, 12:05:34 AM »

Justin Blackmon sure is earning every penny of his rookie deal, I'm tellin ya

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #472 on:** November 11, 2012, 12:41:04 PM »

Yahoo's servers are down. I can't change my teams.

FUCK.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #473 on:** November 11, 2012, 01:23:46 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 11, 2012, 12:41:04 PM

Yahoo's servers are down. I can't change my teams.

FUCK.

So you'll score 150 points instead of 200?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #474 on:** November 11, 2012, 03:06:22 PM »

Amazing play from Megatron, wow. Dude is getting beat up out there too

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #475 on:** November 11, 2012, 03:13:16 PM »

Still down, I don't even know how my guys are doing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #476 on:** November 11, 2012, 03:20:39 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 11, 2012, 03:13:16 PM

Still down, I don't even know how my guys are doing.

I managed to get in after a 3min wait. You're currently down 74.50 to 74.15

The Detroit Suhburbs
   72.85    Match Up
God Emperor Goodell
   40.40

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Awesom-O
   35.10    Match Up
Revis and Butthead
   54.20

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HuffnPuff
   52.20    Match Up
TheGrooCrew
   46.55

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The 11 Doctors
   81.10    Match Up
Nashville Rmoneys
   36.40

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VA Giants
   74.50    Match Up
GUNDAM AUTOMATON
   74.15

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #477 on:** November 11, 2012, 04:00:52 PM »

I'm screwed. Can't add players.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #478 on:** November 11, 2012, 04:04:50 PM »

Lions are finished. It's time to fire Schwartz. Four years of no discipline and horribly stupid decisions on offense and defense is enough. Last year seems like it was a fluke: this is still the same old Lions

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #479 on:** November 11, 2012, 04:15:59 PM »

If Yahoo gets this shit fixed before 5pm PST and any of the 4 teams left (5pm tonight and MNF) have available kickers or defenses, I'll be ok.

I don't have faith that that's gonna happen.

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Author Topic: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance (Read 72527 times)