Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 938203 times)

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #5040 on:** April 27, 2018, 12:41:47 PM »

even these marks don't give a shit about the cruiserweights lol

nachobro · « **Reply #5041 on:** April 27, 2018, 12:49:48 PM »

well deserved and long overdue

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #5042 on:** April 27, 2018, 12:50:06 PM »

I'm expecting the stadium to collapse from structural failure given how nuts the crowd went for Trips and Cena holding hands for a couple minutes

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #5043 on:** April 27, 2018, 12:53:03 PM »

I hate the themes for both of these teams. You have in house musicians, give them new entrance music ffs

bork · « **Reply #5044 on:** April 27, 2018, 01:01:58 PM »

Am already way behind. Finally got through the opening match.

Cena won the match, but HHH really won because he's happily married.

bork · « **Reply #5045 on:** April 27, 2018, 01:04:31 PM »

I feel bad for the little girl in the front dressed up like Bayley. :'(

bork · « **Reply #5046 on:** April 27, 2018, 01:14:42 PM »

The crowd doesn't seem to know what to do with the cruiserweights.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5047 on:** April 27, 2018, 01:23:35 PM »

Quote from: bork on April 27, 2018, 01:04:31 PM

I feel bad for the little girl in the front dressed up like Bayley. :'(

What type of especially stupid child would dress like Bailey? It deserves no pity.

bork · « **Reply #5048 on:** April 27, 2018, 01:26:25 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 27, 2018, 01:23:35 PM

Quote from: bork on April 27, 2018, 01:04:31 PM
I feel bad for the little girl in the front dressed up like Bayley. :'(

What type of especially stupid child would dress like Bailey? It deserves no pity.

bork · « **Reply #5049 on:** April 27, 2018, 01:33:01 PM »

https://twitter.com/TWO_Sweeet/status/989916054586646528

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #5050 on:** April 27, 2018, 02:10:15 PM »

Graves covering for that was hilarious too. "Maybe the vibrations made his knees give out!"

bork · « **Reply #5051 on:** April 27, 2018, 02:12:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/989271709571203072

nachobro · « **Reply #5052 on:** April 27, 2018, 02:36:52 PM »

Also consider: it's Ryan Satin, known idiot

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/989879788717264897

bork · « **Reply #5053 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:10:46 PM »

Back on this.

WTF is this shit? They're playing a Saudi propaganda video?

I guess Vince went "THEY GAVE US $100 MILLION PIMP THIS PLACE DAMMIT"

bork · « **Reply #5054 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:14:01 PM »

Jericho cutting a promo with zero crowd reaction

bork · « **Reply #5055 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:15:16 PM »

I'm looking ahead at match results.

No title changes

Brock still champ

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #5056 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:23:18 PM »

Quote from: bork on April 27, 2018, 04:14:01 PM

Jericho cutting a promo with zero crowd reaction

I don't think they played that in the arena. Not that it would have mattered lol

nachobro · « **Reply #5057 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:31:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/JinderMahal/status/989959720344653824

smarks annihilated

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #5058 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:32:29 PM »

Holy fuck Titus just made this whole thing worth it oh my god lmaooooo

nachobro · « **Reply #5059 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:34:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/BulletClubItal/status/989964943729577984

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #5060 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:38:54 PM »

They played it back like five times while roasting him too. It was hilarious

bork · « **Reply #5061 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:39:00 PM »

Another one:

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/989965137204441088

Is it true that the announcers can't stop laughing about it?

EDIT: Seamgrams confirms! Oh man, can't wait for this match!

nachobro · « **Reply #5062 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:39:58 PM »

I was unsure on how much of this I'd watch vs skim but now I gotta at least watch the Rumble part

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #5063 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:56:16 PM »

A remarkable jobfest. Pretty terrible show all around

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #5064 on:** April 27, 2018, 09:14:17 PM »

I think the takeaway from this is the progressive kingdom of Saudi Arabia now allows women to drive cars.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #5065 on:** April 28, 2018, 11:38:55 AM »

AJ/Nak and Titus were the only things worth it imo. I thought the SD tag and Jinder/Jeff sucked matches sucked, and if English is out cuz old ass Takers knees are made of sand i'm gonna be bummed

The Saudi propaganda stuff was pretty bad too. Lol @ having a women come to tears because KSA is so dope cuz women can almost drive now

bork · « **Reply #5066 on:** April 28, 2018, 09:52:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/Wrestling_Memes/status/990186706308657152

bork · « **Reply #5067 on:** April 28, 2018, 09:53:21 PM »

I haven't had a chance to get back to this show until just a few minutes ago. Taker/Rusev was over too quick to really be much, but it was still better than his match with Cena at Mania.

Don't care about Brock/Roman but letting it go on anyway. I just want to see the Rumble.

bork · « **Reply #5068 on:** April 29, 2018, 12:07:22 AM »

Epico is still employed by WWE. Wow, forgot The Colons were still around.

Viktor from the Ascension was actually impressive for the little time he had. Dude needs a new gimmick.

Ditto for Tony Nese. I don't watch 205 Live but he seemed impressive and has a look that you'd think Vince would be getting a raging boner over.

What the hell was up with Hiroki Sumi, the sumo dude? He did absolutely nothing. His twitter is locked but has a profile picture of him with Nakamura...

Why does Michael Cole continue to mark out for Elias? He's a heel and Cole is not a heel announcer. So weird.

The Titus botch was glorious.

No idea who some of these NXT guys were.

Too many guys who just came in and got immediately eliminated. LOL at Hawkins running away only for Strowman to go and throw him into the ring just so he can eliminate him, though.

Party-boy Khali music was great to hear again, but he had no business being there. Looked like he could barely walk.

Daniel Bryan so damn red by the end. Holy shit.

Are they going to do anything with the green belt Strowman won?

nachobro · « **Reply #5069 on:** April 29, 2018, 03:25:17 PM »

Oh I need to finish GRR at some point today. It's just really goddamn long and I can't do that in one sitting after WM. Stopped at AJ/Nak which was really excellent and way better than their WM match. Everything else ranged from fine to pretty good so far, so it's a solid event. I skipped over the commercials for Saudi stuff so can't comment on that.

The venue looks cool though and there's one mustached prince/rich dude in the front who cracks me up cause he seems to be the only one who gives a shit and just randomly is recording shit on his tablet/phone and actually watching the matches. No one else in the front seems to be paying attention for the most part but the rest of the arena is reacting well.

team filler · « **Reply #5070 on:** April 30, 2018, 04:48:54 AM »

Momo · « **Reply #5071 on:** April 30, 2018, 05:50:33 AM »

bork · « **Reply #5072 on:** April 30, 2018, 04:04:37 PM »

Quote

The reason WWE brought in the sumo wrestler - Hiroki Sumi - for the 50-man Greatest Royal Rumble has a bit of a funny/bizarre back story to it. According to Dave Meltzer on Wrestling Observer Radio, the Prince of Saudi Arabia - who wanted the show to begin with - gave Vince McMahon a list of wrestlers that he wanted to see on the show when the two sides were negotiating.

While he listed a bunch of names, the key names he wanted on the show were The Ultimate Warrior, The Undertaker and Yokozuna. Because Yokozuna (and Warrior) have been dead for a long time, the word going around backstage was that Vince felt "compelled" to bring in someone who looked sort of like Yokozuna to appease the Prince.

team filler · « **Reply #5073 on:** May 01, 2018, 01:56:27 AM »

they should have brought back renegade warrior too

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #5074 on:** May 01, 2018, 02:00:24 AM »

Quote from: bork on April 30, 2018, 04:04:37 PM

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The reason WWE brought in the sumo wrestler - Hiroki Sumi - for the 50-man Greatest Royal Rumble has a bit of a funny/bizarre back story to it. According to Dave Meltzer on Wrestling Observer Radio, the Prince of Saudi Arabia - who wanted the show to begin with - gave Vince McMahon a list of wrestlers that he wanted to see on the show when the two sides were negotiating.

While he listed a bunch of names, the key names he wanted on the show were The Ultimate Warrior, The Undertaker and Yokozuna. Because Yokozuna (and Warrior) have been dead for a long time, the word going around backstage was that Vince felt "compelled" to bring in someone who looked sort of like Yokozuna to appease the Prince.

I was thinking about this during Raw when Cole mentioned Braun won "a championship" at the GRR, and wondered if that title was just gonna change hands at the GRR every year and go unmentioned til then. And if that's the case, there will probably be some hilarious conversations with the royal family when, inevitably, someone holding it gets dropped from the company in the interim between events

bork · « **Reply #5075 on:** May 01, 2018, 07:18:36 AM »

Quote from: filler on May 01, 2018, 01:56:27 AM

they should have brought back renegade warrior too

He died too. :'(

nachobro · « **Reply #5076 on:** May 01, 2018, 09:17:49 AM »

Braun got cheered while utterly destroying two hometown favorites last night.

I don't think it's possible to be more over than that.

bork · « **Reply #5077 on:** May 01, 2018, 10:06:53 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on May 01, 2018, 09:17:49 AM

Braun got cheered while utterly destroying two hometown favorites last night. I don't think it's possible to be more over than that.

And yet Roman is still the 'top' babyface.

...WHY?

They didn't even really do much to address the fake controversy over the finish to the match with Brock.

nachobro · « **Reply #5078 on:** May 01, 2018, 10:14:39 AM »

I dunno...Cole and Graves brought it up and played video, Roman brought it up and whined, and Seth brought it up to shrug about it. Hard to do much without Heyman there to rebutt it though.

Also, goddamn those french canucks love Seth. Been a while since he's gotten a reception like that. One other thing worth noting is that Coach was actually improved on commentary last night. Still not Booker tier but he's at least getting better.

Can't be too shocked that Titus is now "clumsy guy" as his gimmick but hey, at least he's on TV. No Way Jose still stinks. Alexa's segment on bullying was hilarious once again, especially the jab that Nia was mocking her "with a turkey leg in each hand".

bork · « **Reply #5079 on:** May 05, 2018, 11:47:13 AM »

Real-life Ruby Riott is so cute

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #5080 on:** May 05, 2018, 06:08:10 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #5081 on:** May 06, 2018, 07:57:38 PM »

Random gif I found on reddit.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5082 on:** May 06, 2018, 10:40:07 PM »

What the FUCK at the AJ v Nak finish? That end was so bad that I’m like actually legit disappointed! That was a really fun match they had going!

bork · « **Reply #5083 on:** May 06, 2018, 10:56:41 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 06, 2018, 10:40:07 PM

What the FUCK at the AJ v Nak finish? That end was so bad that I’m like actually legit disappointed! That was a really fun match they had going!

I got super-bored after that awful Nia Jax/Bliss match, tuned out of a lot of the other stuff, and missed some of that. Guess that finish is why it wasn't the last match on the card.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5084 on:** May 06, 2018, 10:59:56 PM »

Quote from: bork on May 06, 2018, 10:56:41 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 06, 2018, 10:40:07 PM
What the FUCK at the AJ v Nak finish? That end was so bad that I’m like actually legit disappointed! That was a really fun match they had going!

I got super-bored after that awful Nia Jax/Bliss match, tuned out of a lot of the other stuff, and missed some of that. Guess that finish is why it wasn't the last match on the card.

Yeah, I more or less have the PPV on as background noise as I read, but the AJ/Nak match actually got me paying attention... only to be personally kicked in the nuts as punishment by Vince.

bork · « **Reply #5085 on:** May 06, 2018, 11:02:10 PM »

The one thing I like about this PPV is the interaction between brands during that Elias segment.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5086 on:** May 06, 2018, 11:04:10 PM »

Quote from: bork on May 06, 2018, 11:02:10 PM

The one thing I like about this PPV is the interaction between brands during that Elias segment.

That was fun. What’s not fun is that now I’m going to watch my beloved Samoa Joe job for Roman

bork · « **Reply #5087 on:** May 06, 2018, 11:18:15 PM »

Boy, what an exciting main event this is.

Nice, loud "THIS IS BORING" chants from the crowd.

bork · « **Reply #5088 on:** May 06, 2018, 11:26:26 PM »

https://twitter.com/k_nieves1196/status/993330284870369281

bork · « **Reply #5089 on:** May 06, 2018, 11:28:17 PM »

Well, that was shit.

I like the quick shot to the crowd after Roman won and it was the entire section leaving.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5090 on:** May 07, 2018, 12:13:08 AM »

Someone on reddit found an old wrasslin mag from 98 and scanned it for the internet’s pleasure.

http://imgur.com/a/MRJDZty

archie4208 · « **Reply #5091 on:** May 07, 2018, 06:49:02 AM »

Watch Okada/Tanahashi brehs.

nachobro · « **Reply #5092 on:** May 07, 2018, 12:02:50 PM »

That was pretty bad but at least it being post-WM/Shakeup/GRR means they can start new storylines finally, right?

Elias segment was pretty good though. And I liked Miz/Rollins and AJ/Nak til the finish.

nachobro · « **Reply #5093 on:** May 07, 2018, 12:59:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/993528730084691968

TVC15 · « **Reply #5094 on:** May 07, 2018, 02:22:58 PM »

<3 Samoa Joe

Quote from: Stro on May 07, 2018, 12:03:53 PM

I really wish I could understand what they're going for with AJ/Nak. Two of the best in the world, with "history in Japan" they keep hyping, then they keep having matches with abrupt shitty finishes and the whole angle now seems to be about balls. It went from DREAM MATCH to 3 matches in the span of a month, none of which were particularly satisfying, and in another era would be leading to some kind of amazingly stupid gimmick match.

Strap match, only strikes to the genitals allowed.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5095 on:** May 07, 2018, 02:43:20 PM »

Quote from: Stro on May 07, 2018, 02:30:55 PM

If this was Russo Era or even TNA, I'd think we'd be in for something like a cup on a pole match, winner gets to protect his nuts from now on

I will forgive all if the words “I choppy your pee pee” ever come out of Nak’s mouth.

nachobro · « **Reply #5096 on:** May 07, 2018, 02:53:39 PM »

AJ just needs to roll out with a spiked codpiece and Nak won't be doing much more ball punching

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5097 on:** May 07, 2018, 03:48:41 PM »

Quote from: Stro on May 07, 2018, 12:03:53 PM

I really wish I could understand what they're going for with AJ/Nak. Two of the best in the world, with "history in Japan" they keep hyping, then they keep having matches with abrupt shitty finishes and the whole angle now seems to be about balls. It went from DREAM MATCH to 3 matches in the span of a month, none of which were particularly satisfying, and in another era would be leading to some kind of amazingly stupid gimmick match.

Where all that "Vince da gawd" talk now tho

Good things: the Rollins/Miz match, the Elias segment

Bad things: literally everything else

Booking is shit right now. Wrasslers (excuse me, "superstars") are doing their best but when this is what they're handed...

nachobro · « **Reply #5098 on:** May 07, 2018, 03:54:46 PM »

that chair throw from AJ (and imo the whole match before the ending) deserves to be in the "Good" column

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/993317891134062592

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5099 on:** May 07, 2018, 03:55:58 PM »

Also: co-branded ppvs are a mistake. Everyone on the lower/mid card is going to suffer because there's essentially no chance they're making a ppv now unless they're part of No Way Jose's conga line or whatever. The tag champs from both shows weren't involved in the ppv. It also leads to dumb, meaningless shit like the Reigns/Joe match, which there's no chance of paying off unless they wanna have ANOTHER match at a ppv, or if they decide to start having video segments from a non-brand wrestler show up regularly, but at that point why have a brand split...

Solution: fire 1/3 of the male wrestlers. I could probably make you a list right now on the spot, and to prove I'm serious I won't even include Randy Orton's name on it. Consolidate the tag belts, move all the dudes onto Raw, move all the women onto SD, create women's tag belts and a women's intercontinental title.

Or you know don't, whatever. I can't wait for Great Balls of Fire.

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