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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5280 on: July 31, 2018, 03:14:59 PM »
Oh yeah because I want Roman to keep chasing the championship in spite of nobody but mark ass Stro caring about him.

Just give it to him and get it over with.

I can see it now: "All ya'll haters doubted me, but I told ya'll I'd get the championship from Brock after 10 tries."
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« Reply #5281 on: July 31, 2018, 03:31:32 PM »
How was Schiavone? Was he the same as always? He's a big selling point for me.

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« Reply #5282 on: July 31, 2018, 03:57:25 PM »
I'll put up with Striker being Striker if I get Schiavone being Schiavone.

I have been digging their format on his WHW podcast. They hit play on an old show and talk with it. Tony's great. He really is.

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« Reply #5283 on: July 31, 2018, 08:58:42 PM »
He gets very excited when he sees some crazy shit or an old dude pops up that he used to know, then baffled at some modern indie fuckery type shit, but it's nice to have him back. Kind of crazy no one was able to get him to call wrestling for almost 20 years. Who the fuck is bankrolling MLW? Their roster and production seems like they'd be burning through money.

I assume all these things are some sort of scams run by old and busted 90s alt rock acts. Schiavone strikes me as a Candlebox kind of guy.
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« Reply #5284 on: July 31, 2018, 09:11:58 PM »
I doubt it’s a KISS shop. I don’t see the KISS Demon on the roster.
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« Reply #5285 on: August 01, 2018, 04:35:04 PM »
Schiavone talks at length about how much of a KISS fanatic he was, and how his dream was to announce them, and he got to do that

WCW was good for fulfilling weird dreams

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5286 on: August 08, 2018, 03:31:14 PM »
Rumors are Brock is going to continue working with WWE and do UFC at the same time again.   LMAO if he ends up keeping the belt.
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« Reply #5287 on: August 08, 2018, 03:37:28 PM »
Pro sumo wrestling on ESPN 2 right now!

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« Reply #5288 on: August 10, 2018, 10:05:39 AM »
https://twitter.com/wweaustralia/status/1027865419359514625

Cena vs KO in October :thinking

KO has a match for the MITB briefcase at Summerslam :thinking

No one wants either Bork or Roman to win the title at Summerslam :thinking

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« Reply #5289 on: August 10, 2018, 11:01:17 AM »
Rumors are Brock is going to continue working with WWE and do UFC at the same time again.   LMAO if he ends up keeping the belt.

i thought this was kind of a given after the Cormier fight

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« Reply #5290 on: August 10, 2018, 12:15:16 PM »
Keith Lee finally debuted on this week's NXT, he looked great. Can't wait to see how WWE ruins him once he gets called up to the main roster, my money is on Vince making him a dumb comedy act.

"He's huge, black and funny! Gonna bring back that Vinnie Vegas gimmick for this guy!"

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« Reply #5291 on: August 10, 2018, 01:35:53 PM »
Unless Brock/Roman start their match with some crazy spot and like, destroy the ring/set/everything at ringside, crowd is going to shit so hard on that match. They're obviously going to shit on Roman regardless, but the build for the match is they also want smarks and marks alike to resent Brock. There's no good outcome crowd wise outside of a cash in.

Would it be more :lol to have Roman finally beat Brock and then have an immediate cash in and lose (which they already did with him once but it did work pretty well) or have Brock beat Roman AGAIN and then Braun/KO swoop in and steal a win on him while Roman cries and giant dadded again?
Could do another mid-match cash in, even though they just did that...and they did it to Roman/Bork before. Maybe do that and have Roman get pinned so Bork doesn't take an L. Kinda no matter what they do it is gonna be dumb at this point, just because of how many times Roman has flopped against Bork :yeshrug :heh

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« Reply #5292 on: August 10, 2018, 02:58:31 PM »
I don't know what it sounded like on TV, but goddamn the reaction to that match was hilarious live. The next year was even worse, 100k people mostly all booing Roman at once and cheering for Steph calling them mindless sheep or w/e :lol

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« Reply #5293 on: August 13, 2018, 02:32:32 AM »
asuka leaving wwe?
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« Reply #5294 on: August 13, 2018, 09:10:58 AM »
asuka leaving wwe?

Nope- it was a rumor that came from FBm saying that PWInsider reported it, and PWI says it's bullshit.

https://twitter.com/MikePWInsider/status/1028406675387179008
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« Reply #5295 on: August 14, 2018, 07:53:09 AM »
R.I.P. Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart.  :'(

Watched most of Raw last night.  Considering that this was the go-home show before Summer Slam, it was pretty :zzz :zzz :zzz :zzz .  Just an absolute snoozer with no real hype.  It was nice having Renee Young doing color commentary in place of Coachman, though.  Too bad that's not permanent.

The biggest things on the show were Heyman coming out and trying to become Roman's agent and then SURPRISE BUT NOT REALLY he sprays something in Roman's eyes and then after what seems like way too long and Roman stumbling around doing a bad acting job of pretending to be blinded, out comes Brock to beat him up.  ZZZZzzzzz.

Then the main event segment was Angle coming out with Dolph Ziggler (who now looks like 2003 Evolution-era HHH in disco clothes or something) and Drew for the official Intercontinental Championship contract signing.  SNORE.  Rollins appears to be a no-show, so Dolph takes the mic and cuts a five minute promo that nobody gives a shit about -because he's Dolph- and then SURPRISE AGAIN IT'S ROLLINS and he's late because he was helping SURPRISE RETURN BUT ALSO NOT REALLY Dean Ambrose get to the arena.  Dean, who has facial hair and has chopped off most of his hair, now looks like he's in his 50s and they go after the heels to close out the show.

Pretty bad, 'E.  Pretty bad.  Even for you guys.

Dirt sheets this morning are also saying that house shows are advertising Roman vs. Braun for future shows, so I guess one of them is going heel.  Hope it's Roman.  But it won't be.  :-\
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« Reply #5296 on: August 14, 2018, 09:21:20 AM »
Watched a bit of Raw last night since WoW wasn't working but couldn't make it til the end so I missed the return of Ambrose. :( I like this mean lookin Dean, even if the beard and haircut make him look 20 years older

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1029203701334913024

Dirt sheets this morning are also saying that house shows are advertising Roman vs. Braun for future shows, so I guess one of them is going heel.  Hope it's Roman.  But it won't be.  :-\
Cash in time :rejoice

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« Reply #5297 on: August 14, 2018, 12:37:32 PM »
His haircut looks like Bushwacker or Al Bundy.  Just not a flattering look for him.  Go back to weird longish hair pls.
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« Reply #5298 on: August 14, 2018, 12:42:36 PM »
Speaking of hair, Ziggler can fuck off with that nonsense mop on his head :yuck

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« Reply #5299 on: August 14, 2018, 01:45:16 PM »
I've actually liked Ziggles in the spot they've got him now with Drew. Not sure how long that will last, though.

Ambrose is back! The crowd goes mild.
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« Reply #5300 on: August 14, 2018, 02:24:59 PM »
fuck all the ambrose haters :maf

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5302 on: August 16, 2018, 12:25:50 PM »
Should I go to this

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i hear hoodslam is pretty fun. you might have a chance to get covered in fake cocaine by someone named drugs bunny/possibly get away with doing real cocaine openly

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« Reply #5303 on: August 16, 2018, 12:31:01 PM »
fuck all the ambrose haters :maf

Ambrose?  Where?  I saw that Ambrose's uncle Louie popped up on Monday to help out Seth, though.  :doge
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« Reply #5304 on: August 16, 2018, 12:58:41 PM »
Should I go to this

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hoodslam-sexy-anime-wrestling-show-tickets-48739938468?aff=efbeventtix
i hear hoodslam is pretty fun. you might have a chance to get covered in fake cocaine by someone named drugs bunny/possibly get away with doing real cocaine openly

I saw they did a tournament or something last year where everyone did a Twin Peaks themed character or something.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5305 on: August 16, 2018, 01:49:58 PM »
Got no hype for Summerfest.  Looking forward to NXT Takeover.

So pretty much business as usual.

From an NXT Takeover media conference call session with HHH:

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The next guy said that he was burned out by the main roster and the only show he is looking forward to is NXT. He said that SummerSlam would go too long while NXT is crisp and on point. He asked H is sometimes he wishes he could step back and put the NXT approach to the main roster. H said he wishes he could fly and walk on water. He said everyone has opinions on things and they are free to express them. H is happy he likes NXT. He again said people have different likes and dislikes. The great thing for WWE is that they don’t have a shy fan base and the fans will let them know. He said eventually they hear the fan base. He said that they encourage the fans to let them know what they think.

I love whoever it was who said this to HHH.  :lol
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« Reply #5306 on: August 16, 2018, 02:59:12 PM »
It's another five hour PPV, yeah.  Seven counting the pre-show.  :dizzy

I think I feel obligated to watch these PPVs since I'm being dumb and paying for the network instead of doing that free month trick you were talking about before.  If I stop...I probably won't watch it all anymore.  And that doesn't sound too bad- but I don't mind using it as background noise either and looking over if something interesting happens.
:idont

Have gotten to the point now where it's the norm for me to not watch weekly TV at all.
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« Reply #5307 on: August 19, 2018, 07:07:22 PM »
Time for Summerfest.

"Uncle" Dean is out with Seth Rollins first, who has some uh...interesting...ring gear.  Like he forgot which boots to wear.
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« Reply #5308 on: August 19, 2018, 07:32:42 PM »
Rollins new IC champ. 

So did any real interference happen?  Didn't watch most of that but just saw Dean and Drew fighting each other on the outside.
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« Reply #5309 on: August 19, 2018, 07:48:42 PM »
This shit is making me sleepy.  Awful first hour.

Is it me or has New Day outlived their gimmick? I dunno what else they could even do but I really don't get what they can still do with it.

I read the plan was for Big E. to be more a singles guy, but nothing has happened yet.
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« Reply #5310 on: August 19, 2018, 08:11:02 PM »
Went to take the dog out, came back, and Braun/KO was already over.   :lol  So it was a squash?  WTF was the point of all that shit for weeks on end?
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« Reply #5312 on: August 19, 2018, 08:28:13 PM »
Charlotte wins the belt again.  Poor Becky.
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« Reply #5313 on: August 19, 2018, 08:29:50 PM »
YESSS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF CHARLOTTE

I love how the crowd popped huge for her heel turn :rofl

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« Reply #5314 on: August 19, 2018, 08:31:42 PM »
"You deserve it chants" for Becky taking out Charlotte now  :lol

They're booing the close up on Charlotte crying :rofl
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5315 on: August 19, 2018, 08:33:10 PM »
They're doing AJ vs. Joe now?
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« Reply #5316 on: August 19, 2018, 08:38:31 PM »
Every time he comes out.

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« Reply #5317 on: August 19, 2018, 09:07:13 PM »
TNA!  TNA!  TNA!  TNA!  TNA!  TNA! 

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« Reply #5318 on: August 19, 2018, 09:08:48 PM »
BTW, NXT had some ads up that spoiled the Evolution PPV- Alexa Bliss will be taking on Trish Stratus.  People noted that the graphic did not have Alex with the belt, but that may have not meant anything in the context of the ad.
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« Reply #5320 on: August 19, 2018, 09:48:06 PM »
Nice to see Miz win part 1 of what will be an 8 part PPV series.
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« Reply #5321 on: August 19, 2018, 09:57:00 PM »
Demon Balor is the corniest shit ever and makes me feel embarrassed to watch wrasslin’.
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« Reply #5322 on: August 19, 2018, 10:12:12 PM »
I missed AJ/Joe? I see it was a dq but how was the match til then?
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« Reply #5323 on: August 19, 2018, 10:21:13 PM »
a moonsault onto the apron huh :doge

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« Reply #5324 on: August 19, 2018, 10:22:49 PM »
WTF is this shit?  WHERE ARE NUT PUNCHES FROM NAKAMURA AND NUT-STOMPS FROM ORTON??
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5325 on: August 19, 2018, 10:23:00 PM »
Is there anyon less interesting than Randy Orton? You people shit on Dolph, but Orton is orders of magnitude less interesting as a person.
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« Reply #5326 on: August 19, 2018, 10:25:21 PM »
Is there anyon less interesting than Randy Orton? You people shit on Dolph, but Orton is orders of magnitude less interesting as a person.
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« Reply #5327 on: August 19, 2018, 10:29:40 PM »
Eh, Orton at least brought us this.

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5328 on: August 19, 2018, 10:31:47 PM »
Rhonda’s makeup is fucking terrible.
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« Reply #5329 on: August 19, 2018, 10:32:57 PM »
Thought something was wrong with the video feed when Ronda came out.  That power walk.  :lol
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5330 on: August 19, 2018, 10:37:00 PM »
Damn, gave it to Rhonda already. Is there a MITB case to cash in?
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« Reply #5331 on: August 19, 2018, 10:37:24 PM »
Alexa did a great job of being a chickenshit heel and made Ronda look super-intimidating, but it's time to give Ronda an opponent who at least looks like she'd be physically on her level already.
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« Reply #5332 on: August 19, 2018, 10:38:05 PM »
Damn, gave it to Rhonda already. Is there a MITB case to cash in?

Braun has the case on the men's side. 
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5333 on: August 19, 2018, 10:38:48 PM »
Bellas getting booed  :lol
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« Reply #5334 on: August 19, 2018, 10:39:10 PM »
Jesus the Bella twins are hideous. Look like things that would be crawling out of your TV at 3am.
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« Reply #5335 on: August 19, 2018, 10:39:47 PM »
Jesus the Bella twins are hideous. Look like things that would be crawling out of your TV at 3am.
:huh
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« Reply #5336 on: August 19, 2018, 10:40:43 PM »
Jesus the Bella twins are hideous. Look like things that would be crawling out of your TV at 3am.

i wish things like that would crawl out of my tv at 3am

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« Reply #5337 on: August 19, 2018, 10:41:34 PM »
10:40 PM EST and only one match left?  Glad they're hopefully ending this shit by an early point next hour.
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« Reply #5338 on: August 19, 2018, 10:44:39 PM »
Ugh, fyi, it was definitely a manpon day here. Or should’be been.
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« Reply #5339 on: August 19, 2018, 10:48:05 PM »
I can barely hear the crowd- are they muting them again?  It's funny to hear Corey Graves say "the roar of the crowd" when it sounds so silent.

EDIT: Sounded like muted boos when he got on the apron.  :lol
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