Oh, HoF, I should have realized. I still love Uecker. He'll forever get a pass for being in Major League. Probably the best sports movie of all time, really is.
Bruce Hart is such a hilarious piece of shit, I love hearing stories about him.
" They described the planning process behind Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon at WrestleMania and said Vince was in a room with the Hart Dynasty, a dozen additional members of the Hart Family, Triple H and Shawn Michaels. Vince laid out the format, and Bruce Hart interrupted with: "No, this doesn't make sense. That basically turns you babyface."
Bruce started coming up with alternate ideas, before Vince could even get into the match. Bruce continued to interrupt and said that Batista should be involved, because of his prior altercation with Bret. Michael "PS" Hayes responded with: "Batista's got kind of a big match that night."
For those that don't remember, Batista headlined that show against John Cena. Bruce started pitching SummerSlam matches until Bret interrupted him and ordered him to shut up. Bruce then decided to stop talking to the group and began to whisper loudly to his brothers. Natalya's mother stood up out of nowhere and said: "I think Jim [Neidhart] should be involved."
Jim, according to Natalya, is the most normal one in the family, probably because he's not a blood relative, and decides to keep his mouth shut. Then there was a debate over who would play the part of the special referee. Bruce was originally pegged for the role but according to the rest of the family, "Wayne was always the referee in Stampede. Wayne should be the referee."
According to Natalya, Vince McMahon was very entertained by all of this."