Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 1188662 times)

Trent Dole · « **Reply #9120 on:** January 27, 2020, 12:47:19 AM »

I've spent 4 hours doing worse things, some of it was fun. They really need to get off the amateur hour camera work, how the fuck do you miss Edge's spears repeatedly?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9121 on:** January 27, 2020, 04:26:09 AM »

The missed shots was some WCW shit

TVC15 · « **Reply #9122 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:58:28 AM »

https://www.fanbyte.com/wrestling/put-limp-bizkit-in-the-wwe-hall-of-fame-you-cowards/

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9123 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:35:40 AM »

I assumed they were already in?

bork · « **Reply #9124 on:** January 27, 2020, 10:33:09 AM »

Apparently Edge was not only fully-cleared to wrestle, but signed a three-year deal. He might just do a part-time schedule.

bork · « **Reply #9125 on:** January 27, 2020, 10:58:20 AM »

Edge also injured AJ with a spear.

Tripon · « **Reply #9126 on:** January 27, 2020, 01:59:16 PM »

????? @YaOnlyLivvOnce looked so good last night #RoyalRumble pic.twitter.com/0n5UiFePSO
— . (@kimberlasskick) January 27, 2020

https://twitter.com/kimberlasskick/status/1221861190999080962

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9127 on:** January 27, 2020, 02:01:09 PM »

Showing some cleave gets a thumbs up from me

I also found Mandy Roses attrire extremely tasteful

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9128 on:** January 27, 2020, 02:07:30 PM »

Quote from: pork on January 27, 2020, 10:58:20 AM

Edge also injured AJ with a spear.

More like "AJ injured AJ selling Edge's spear by trying to do a flip and landing on his shoulder"

Also the massive bloody head wound on the back of Beth's head was from hitting the back of her head on the ring post

This is how Beth Phoenix cut her head open

She smashed it on the ring post, you can hear it smack #RoyalRumble pic.twitter.com/bgYCtJ5dOT
— Show Stopping Wrestling (@ShowStopWrestle) January 27, 2020

https://twitter.com/SEW_Podcast/status/1221604734194286599

bork · « **Reply #9129 on:** January 27, 2020, 05:38:21 PM »

Meltzer said the Rumble winners were a last minute change. Was supposed to be Shayna and Roman. Drew getting it instead is at least something new, but why did it have to be Charlotte? $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #9130 on:** January 27, 2020, 05:48:04 PM »

You know, I would’ve loved it if Roman eliminated Edge AND won the rumble.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9131 on:** January 27, 2020, 05:54:06 PM »

I don’t mind Charlotte but she seems to be on a Big Show turn schedule where every time I watch (only ppvs and maybe the odd tv segment for main roster shit) she’s turned one way or another. Is she a face or heel now?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9132 on:** January 27, 2020, 05:55:51 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on January 27, 2020, 05:48:04 PM

You know, I would’ve loved it if Roman eliminated Edge AND won the rumble.

I really wanted Orton to win for a laugh, cuz he was the most underwhelming choice

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9133 on:** January 27, 2020, 07:02:50 PM »

Hopefully the move him onto bigger and better things than the loserweight title

bork · « **Reply #9134 on:** January 27, 2020, 07:42:51 PM »

Quote from: BlueLithium on January 27, 2020, 05:54:06 PM

I don’t mind Charlotte but she seems to be on a Big Show turn schedule where every time I watch (only ppvs and maybe the odd tv segment for main roster shit) she’s turned one way or another. Is she a face or heel now?

Face- the apparent original plan was for Becky to feud with Asuka and Charlotte to feud with Kairi, long-term. Now?

Tripon · « **Reply #9135 on:** January 27, 2020, 07:52:40 PM »

Saudi Show is Feb. 27th, Elimination Chamber is March 8th. So uh, that's 10 days to set up the March PPV.

dkdk · « **Reply #9136 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:23:00 PM »

this MVP intro is comical if they're not giving him pyro

Quote from: Tripon on January 27, 2020, 07:52:40 PM

Saudi Show is Feb. 27th, Elimination Chamber is March 8th. So uh, that's 10 days to set up the March PPV.

maybe they'll actually bother since they only have to figure out enough to carry a story for a week and a half rather than a month

bork · « **Reply #9137 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:26:41 PM »

MVP loving him so Marvel- Punisher gear tonight.

Quote from: dkdk on January 27, 2020, 08:23:00 PM

this MVP intro is comical if they're not giving him pyro

Why couldn't we get the cheesier theme, too?

TVC15 · « **Reply #9138 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:27:04 PM »

Fuck I just realized I’m watching Raw again

bork · « **Reply #9139 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:29:33 PM »

Quote from: Stro on January 27, 2020, 08:27:03 PM

WWE has about 45 women wrestlers between Raw, Smackdown, NXT, NXT UK, and the PC, yet they still are giving spots in the Rumble to retired talents and a man crossdressing in a call back to like...10 years ago?

I like having surprise entrants, so that's OK with me. But they could stand to make some better choices in who comes out.

Quote from: TVC15 on January 27, 2020, 08:27:04 PM

Fuck I just realized I’m watching Raw again

Rumble fallout show. It's OK.

bork · « **Reply #9140 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:30:11 PM »

Did they end up going with Tom AND Vic with King? Happy ending for the announcers.

EDIT: LOL, it's Byron

Tripon · « **Reply #9141 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:32:27 PM »

LOL, what the fuck was that ending?

bork · « **Reply #9142 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:32:47 PM »

Nice close up on some titties in the crowd.

Did MVP just fuck up and get up before Rey could hit the 619? That was weird.

bork · « **Reply #9143 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:36:56 PM »

Tweet error (does not exist)

https://twitter.com/WomensWWonder/status/1221598057462026241

She looks like a blow up doll lmao
— Joe Dirt (@DirtTheReal) January 27, 2020

https://twitter.com/DirtTheReal/status/1221814739396911105

bork · « **Reply #9144 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:40:00 PM »

Quote from: Stro on January 27, 2020, 08:33:45 PM

The surprise entrants aren't even surprises. They've brought Molly/Beth/Kelly Kelly out for everything for the past 3 years. Also what the fuck at having Tegan Nox and Dakota Kai in the match and not having them in at the same time.

Kelly Kelly was only there as a back-up to replace Sasha Banks. And yeah...they could have gone with a better choice.

bork · « **Reply #9145 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:45:06 PM »

Quote from: Stro on January 27, 2020, 08:40:44 PM

Was there some angle with Beth and Charlotte heading into this or was Beth trying to get herself another PPV match for February.

Don't think Beth has done anything but announce on NXT. Not entirely sure what Charlotte has been watching since I usually tune out if I'm watching at all.

Quote from: Stro on January 27, 2020, 08:40:44 PM

Sasha is hurt? Again?

Ankle injury now. LOL. It's like she's never coming back.

dkdk · « **Reply #9146 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:46:06 PM »

Mandy

Tripon · « **Reply #9147 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:46:13 PM »

Sasha apparently got hurt a couple of weeks back on a Smackdown. There's not enough women on the roster to hold a 30 women rumble, so if you're going to keep it at 30, I don't mind frequent appearances by retired wrestlers.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #9148 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:49:52 PM »

Quote from: Stro on January 27, 2020, 08:49:13 PM

Lol at just ignoring the back of Beth's head gushing blood. The back of her head was looking like prime 80s Flair and Dusty

TV
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Tripon · « **Reply #9149 on:** January 27, 2020, 08:55:23 PM »

AOP DEEPFAKES.

bork · « **Reply #9150 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:01:55 PM »

Edge with the grey beard keeps reminding me of Mark Hamill in the recent Star Wars movies.

Tripon · « **Reply #9151 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:28:55 PM »

Becky Lynch: Everyone can suck my massive fat cock.

bork · « **Reply #9152 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:28:59 PM »

Becky being so humble right now

Tripon · « **Reply #9153 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:43:29 PM »

How do these concrete spots keep on getting approved?

bork · « **Reply #9154 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:50:05 PM »

They should do a look back at the time when Edge cheated on his wife with Lita and Matt Hardy went apeshit got fired then had an angle where Kane impregnated her and Snitsky kicked the baby and Matt came back only to lose over and over again to Edge!

Tripon · « **Reply #9155 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:51:07 PM »

The Man has now transformed into The G.O.A.T.! #RAW #WWE
Live updates: https://t.co/f65LKrPqmR pic.twitter.com/Jtj7VjraKK
— Sportskeeda Wrestling (@SKWrestling_) January 28, 2020

https://twitter.com/SKProWrestling/status/1221984566572802049

bork · « **Reply #9156 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:52:02 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on January 27, 2020, 09:51:07 PM

The Man has now transformed into The G.O.A.T.! #RAW #WWE
Live updates: https://t.co/f65LKrPqmR pic.twitter.com/Jtj7VjraKK
— Sportskeeda Wrestling (@SKWrestling_) January 28, 2020
https://twitter.com/SKProWrestling/status/1221984566572802049

EDIT: You changed the tweet!

bork · « **Reply #9157 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:52:54 PM »

Props to Drew for coming right out and saying he wants Brock. Charlotte gonna drag this shit out.

Tripon · « **Reply #9158 on:** January 27, 2020, 10:14:08 PM »

That one guy chanting Kairi's name.

bork · « **Reply #9159 on:** January 27, 2020, 10:17:46 PM »

Crazy that Kelly Kelly is still only 33. Keep thinking she's got to be in her 40s.

And King is still acting like early 2000s horny old man King and saying dumb shit from that time, like "so nice they named her twice."

bork · « **Reply #9160 on:** January 27, 2020, 10:22:08 PM »

Mojo

bork · « **Reply #9161 on:** January 27, 2020, 10:40:37 PM »

Rowan

bork · « **Reply #9162 on:** January 27, 2020, 10:41:08 PM »

Another jobber for Rowan? How many months has he been doing squashes for now?

bork · « **Reply #9163 on:** January 27, 2020, 10:59:36 PM »

Edge trying not to cry at Orton's praise, damn. :'(

bork · « **Reply #9164 on:** January 27, 2020, 11:01:20 PM »

Orton predictably turning heel again

Wonder if it would have been AJ out there tonight if he hadn't gotten injured?

Tripon · « **Reply #9165 on:** January 27, 2020, 11:01:42 PM »

Edge vs Orton is a go.

bork · « **Reply #9166 on:** January 27, 2020, 11:02:57 PM »

The crowd is losing their damn minds at this beat down

bork · « **Reply #9167 on:** January 27, 2020, 11:04:53 PM »

Edge must be really confident that the neck surgeries went that well to have agreed to this.

Tripon · « **Reply #9168 on:** January 27, 2020, 11:05:31 PM »

Pretty sure the chair was gimmicked, but fuck.

bork · « **Reply #9169 on:** January 27, 2020, 11:07:01 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on January 27, 2020, 11:05:31 PM

Pretty sure the chair was gimmicked, but fuck.

Plus Orton clearly hit that second chair on the edge of the first one, but like- why even risk anything avoidable with your neck after all that?

Tripon · « **Reply #9170 on:** January 27, 2020, 11:47:17 PM »

Pro Wrestling Sheet has learned United States champion Andrade has been suspended for violating WWE's Wellness Policy. https://t.co/NKrViIUB7H
— The Sportster (@WrestlingSheet) January 28, 2020

https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/status/1222004752847790080

nachobro · « **Reply #9171 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:57:35 AM »

edge looks like he's 10 years older than he is, probably that gray beard $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #9172 on:** January 28, 2020, 10:09:50 AM »

Jim Cornette is calling Kenny Omega an incel virgin on his podcast

Cornette’s podcast is the best part of wrasslin because he is INSANE. He’s going on about how Kenny would be wrestling 9-year old girls on TV if he was allowed.

nachobro · « **Reply #9173 on:** January 28, 2020, 10:11:02 AM »

tbf kenny already has wrestled a 9 year old girl on tv, so its not a stretch

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9174 on:** January 28, 2020, 10:13:08 AM »

Quote from: TVC15 on January 28, 2020, 10:09:50 AM

Jim Cornette is calling Kenny Omega an incel virgin on his podcast Cornette’s podcast is the best part of wrasslin because he is INSANE. He’s going on about how Kenny would be wrestling 9-year old girls on TV if he was allowed.

The latest drive thru?

TVC15 · « **Reply #9175 on:** January 28, 2020, 10:48:00 AM »

Yeah, he also compared Omega unfavorably to Vince Russo. He said something like he didn't think he’d ever find someone more unlike himself than Russo, but now he has Omega.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9176 on:** January 28, 2020, 02:08:00 PM »

Just heard it

da gawd

Trent Dole · « **Reply #9177 on:** January 28, 2020, 07:09:30 PM »

Quote from: bork on January 27, 2020, 09:50:05 PM

They should do a look back at the time when Edge cheated on his wife with Lita and Matt Hardy went apeshit got fired then had an angle where Kane impregnated her and Snitsky kicked the baby and Matt came back only to lose over and over again to Edge!

And that's why I kicked your leg outta your leg!

Quote from: BlueLithium on January 28, 2020, 10:13:08 AM

Quote from: TVC15 on January 28, 2020, 10:09:50 AM
Jim Cornette is calling Kenny Omega an incel virgin on his podcast Cornette’s podcast is the best part of wrasslin because he is INSANE. He’s going on about how Kenny would be wrestling 9-year old girls on TV if he was allowed.

The latest drive thru?

Please stop giving crazy tennis racket man attention.

Tripon · « **Reply #9178 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:36:41 PM »

Somebody pointed out that with Andrade suspended, the highest active single title holder that is full time is Mojo Rawley.

nachobro · « **Reply #9179 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:45:28 PM »

not wyatt?

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Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 1188662 times)